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Let's talk about something happy.

For example, I was so poor that I made money by selling paintings.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Drawing geographical atlases for monsters is not an easy task, it requires a lot of energy, and when writing things about geography, if there is a wrong scale in one place, then no matter how it looks, it will be wrong.

So, damn scale.

But when the scale is placed at a certain time, like now, when I am so wicked that I sell replicas to make money, it is very fragrant.

"As long as you pay the starting price, I can reproduce the whole country for you!"

For this slogan, I actually turned it into reality under the existence of the scale.The whole scene was miniaturized according to a certain proportion, presented on the drawing, and finally the building on the drawing was completely reproduced with the help of all the masters.

In the process of complete re-enactment, the contribution ratio between me and the big guys is nine to one. It sounds very tragic, but it is actually very tragic.

It is purely handmade, without the use of demon power, except for Yedou and I, who have strong hands-on skills, the other bosses, even Xiao Wujun, can only hand us glue sticks with a smile.

It's ok for them to do something else, but in terms of re-engraving details... I need two logs of the same length and thickness, and I need to have all the traces of their originals painted on these logs to scale.

As a god, Yato said that he was going blind.

Because he has done enough work, he is too ingenious and malleable, so I handed over some rough and engraved things to him.

"If you know how to use a knife, then a carving knife should be fine too."

"You can put up small advertisements, so it must be possible to paint."

"If you accept five yuan coins, then you must draw coins."

……

Yato, Yato alone contracted eight-ninths of that one.In his hand was a carving knife, a painting pocket tool set, and a glue stick that was handed over.

And what he has to face is just a torii gate and a small coin storage box.

And me, what I want to complete is the entire shrine, as well as every plant and tree in the shrine.

Sounds like I'm just a handicraft seller, not a painting seller.This is not a conflict. How can you only rely on one painting to make money?Of course it has to be bundled.

The principle is probably that I downloaded a software, and this software downloaded more than a dozen software for me.

The re-engraved titles we typed out are aimed at the vast number of monster groups, as well as the crowd.The one for the crowd is Yedou, an extra value-added service that comes with a small advertisement on campus. Because it comes from my authorization, the authorization fee is not low. This is the only Yedou service item that cannot be solved with five yuan coins. thing.

"Re-engraving the Legendary Object"

Just say your wish, and pay five yuan coins to summon Night Fighter, give the reward you can pay to Night Fighter and write down your specific requirements, and the summoned Night Fighter will bring you what you want in the next day. something you want.

From the real object at the beginning to the current designated dream, the business value-added content of "Re-engraving the Legendary Object" of Ye Fighting God has become more and more colorful, and his popularity has also increased rapidly.

From the strange talk of the campus to the strange talk of the whole city.

As long as you pay money or various ghost stories with mountains and rivers, you can achieve incredible things.

"If there is nothing, then it's fine to tell stories about me."

Some gods with blue eyes said.

No matter whether he is facing a man with a lot of wealth, a man full of evil, or a penniless man who wished to make a dream with the only five yuan coin in the garbage dump like the person in front of him, Ye Fighting God's eyes never changed. any changes.

God pities the world, and God loves all living beings.

So his eyes are calm and gentle.

The god who cuts off the fate and the god who realizes the unimaginable is both the god of Yato.The contrast between the two sides is embellished in the strange story, which divides the Night God into two parts, one is the evil at midnight, and the other is the good during the day.

Yato, who was forced to split his personality: "...It's just for business reasons, hey, what the hell are the two personalities?"

"The unreliability of the legend?"

I pondered for a while, "Will you really be twisted into a split personality by their imagination?"

"Don't mind, this is too scary."

"Very likely." Yamata no Orochi joked with a smile on the side, "After all, human belief can do many things, including creating a new god."

When Yato was just one step closer to the goal of a million believers, he was hit by such a terrifying legend.But even so, he also thanked me for the book I gave him at the time, "It's really useful." He made a face that was about to cry, "Yeto God can gain such a big harvest as long as he keeps looking at lunch. Heaps of faith."

Now his belief has tended to take shape in the city. It is no longer a strange talk, but a real god enshrined on the god's throne.

The human side I handed over to Yato as a tool to spread his reputation, can harvest ghost stories or money, or a larger range of believers, when the five-yuan coin that was offered to him spontaneously appeared for the first time, let him review the existence of a shrine excited.

"I've finally made it through, Yayoi!"

Then I choked on the pine wood dust I blew up, coughing and tearing up.

"You cried out of excitement." I read it very well.

The monster side is much more profitable than the human side, and I can still play combo games.For example, a monster wants me to draw a picture out of a strong yearning for a certain place, and then he will first see the fully reproduced version of the shrine that I put on the counter.

When he asked how much it would cost to buy a completely reproduced handicraft like this shrine?

I would put on a smile and said unhurriedly: "Not only for sale, but the most important thing to make this thing is a complete replica."

The price of a replica is not high.

The price of replica pictures + handicrafts has gone up.

At the beginning, it was such a monotonous two modes. Later, after I started to use the monster resources at hand, IQ tax began to be charged for value-added services.

Abe Seimei's hand, which was always stable when summoning monsters, was shaking a little. I found him in the morning when the weather was fine, and asked him to summon a monster.

"name."

The Great Onmyoji tried hard to calm his breathing.

"Demon fox. I heard people say that foxes can deceive people."

This is the first time I have come to find this man with a card pool in order to summon monsters. I don’t know. Anyway, what I’m looking for from the iron mouse seat at the beginning to the current demon fox are all for better make money.

The role of the fox with one tail is that I specially use it as a guide for female monsters.Now because my business has expanded too fast, Xinjia has developed from selling paintings and handicrafts to a bustling monster market, and the slogans have been replaced with "Dream City of Monsters" and "Fulfilling the Dreams of Thousands of Monster Girls".

All items are connected by drawing.

One day, I was touched by Hanako-kun’s behavior of defending the campus ghost talk, and I had an idea to make the big guy with nine tails and eight heads lose his smile.

And then for the first time, all my acquaintances got together.Miss Fu Jiang and the beautiful boy in black also lost their smiles among a group of gangsters.

Let me introduce the full lineup at that time.

The god Yamata no Orochi Yato, and a male model Huang who is drawn out once a day.

There are monsters such as Kidomaru Tamamo, the former flower and bird roll, Chaoshengshu Tundouzi Xiao Wujun and me.

There are Fu Jiang and the beautiful boy in black in the ghost story.

Onmyoji Abe Seimei.

The atmosphere between us was very harmonious, they looked helpless, and I said seriously, "Let's turn the whole space into a dream among monsters."

Like the game of life among humans.

As long as you have enough ghost stories and money, you can spend a dreamy day in the fantasy city of monsters. I want the whole space to become a mirage connected with each other.

Whether it's a youkai who wants to be cute, a youkai who wants to be in the quiet that you want, or a youkai who wants to buy.Whether it's a girl's heart or a boy's heart, we can give you the most perfect experience.

For the entrance of the whole space, I chose my painting as the medium.

In name, it is a day for the monsters to experience their dreams. In fact, I still sell paintings, but the bundled service and IQ tax are [-] points more.

We are Neverland selling love and dreams.

Although this theme has already made the original faint expression on the face of the god envoy Huang disappear, and made him say in a cold voice: "Nonsense." However, I am not going to give up this goal.

Xiao Wujun was fine, he said: "You can mess around, you can mess around if you want."

This hoax project ended up being a unanimous vote.

I looked at the emissary who said I was "nonsense", he still looked like he refused to be thousands of miles away, but his hand that voted yes was so beautiful.

On the first day of the plan, I asked Seimei Abe for a shikigami.

On the second day after the plan started, I asked Seimei Abe for a shikigami.

On the third day of the plan, I still asked Seimei Abe for a shikigami.

……

At this point in the plan, I asked him to ask the demon fox.

Tamazamo with nine tails looked melancholy at his fluffy tail and then at me, sighing again and again, as if I was a heartbroken man.

"Little girl, why didn't you find me?"

"Shuten-douji's job is to store luggage, Yamata no Orochi plays the villain, Kachomaki is in charge of opening those picture scrolls, you go to Seimei's side every day, Kidomaru has trigger tasks, your brother is the narrator of the dream .And this one-tailed fox, you let him be your guide."

He asked me, "What about me?"

"Little girl, don't you like me?"

I denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I don't have no, I won't. I just think that you have more important tasks before Yuzao, and it's not suitable to play early."

"The little girl is cheating again."

How can I lie?

Didn't Yuzao see it, did I use every potential resource?

For example, Huang, who he didn't mention, as a powerful, noble and glamorous envoy, he needs to read his lines at a certain time, giving every second-stage monster a sense of heaviness of destiny.

Chaosheng opened a tavern to make the monsters who love to drink drunk. The names of each wine are high-end to stimulate consumption.

Fu Jiang's charm in the right range is a sharp weapon for sales, which is always beneficial, and can effectively persuade troublemakers.

The beautiful boy in black is a ready-made fog generator. He can spread fog in a designated area to create a specific weather. Recently, he is trying to rain.

Yetou's human-to-human business has been seamlessly connected here, which has expanded his dream business several times.

The worst thing I do is count money and draw pictures.Am I stupid if I don't take advantage of such a big guy in front of Yuzao?Not to mention him, those croaks under him are also very useful. Yan Mogua's business selling balance bikes is very good, and Bi'an Huagua's business of selling lipstick is also very hot.Kaguya Jigua's poisonous tongue therapy can also cure some monsters with cocky tails and unconsciousness.

The big guy in front of Yuzao can call the oboroche to charter our transportation business.

"Because there are too many things that can be done before Tamamo, there is no specific arrangement."

In fact, I really want Huang to use his illusion to release meteor showers for couples looking for romance, but I'm afraid that when the meteor shower is over, the couples will disappear.

Everyone around me actually has various abilities that can be used, but it’s still early days. I always have to do it step by step, and it’s not worthwhile to offend all my partners.

But since Tamazamo made such a request, I will make a small fuss about him.

"How about, let's make a place to meet the devil?"

Originally, there were many monsters who dreamed of becoming the master of all ghosts. I simply set up a competitive event, so that all monsters with powerful monster power who dreamed of killing the world would gather together, relying on luck and strategy to win, so that they could have real strength. Really beat other people's happiness, not empty dreams.

Mr. Xiaowu is already protesting when he writes the script with the same routine and reads almost the same narration.Huang has not had a good face these past few days, and I also feel that Shuten-douji is a waste of talent while looking at his luggage and drinking.

Come to play, don't spend a little money, it's not ridiculous, right?

It doesn't matter if you don't want to spend money, we create projects that cost money.

For the sake of gossip and money, I don't need a conscience that I don't have.