i may be a bug

There is no young lady in my card pool.

It doesn't matter, that man, he came over holding a card pool!

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Abe Seimei, a famous onmyoji in the Heian-kyo period.He is very famous, so famous that if there is no female shikigami in his hands, I think Onmyoji will have nothing to look forward to.

What do I need to do with such a man with his own card pool?

hug!big!leg!

There must be seventeen or eight summoning formations every day, and a good relationship with the boss must be indispensable!

Hold his hand again, with a solemn expression: "My book, I go home and hope for the rest of my life, you are finally here!"

Abe Seimei: "..."

Abe Seimei: "Tell me, who do you want?"

"female!"

Now I will not naively put forward all the conditions for going home. Now I just need to find a woman from other people's card pool, and I am very satisfied.

Such a humble wish, I think it is still very easy to realize, after all, this card drawer is the great onmyoji Abe Seimei, the one who controls all ghosts!

If the Great Onmyoji Abe Seimei can't do it, I can only grit my teeth and force her to marry.The almighty hacker players have had enough grievances this month. If it weren't for being unable to draw, who would want to cheat?

Abe Seimei is the hope of the whole family.

Seimei Abe, who bears the hope of the whole family, is much better than me, a half-baby. I don’t even need to use my summoning array. After listening to my conditions, a "call" solved my dilemma that there is no young lady in the card pool.

After hearing the voice of the young lady in the summoning formation, I looked at Mr. White Fox and said sincerely, "Big brother, I can't repay you for saving my life, so I owe it first."

Abe Seimei: "...you."

The summoned young lady knelt on the scroll and looked at us tenderly: "Master Seimei, and Miss Yayoi."

This year, I am just a little bookboy who has been sleeping for about 100 years. In my decades of sober life, I have never seen this gentle lady born from a picture scroll.I looked at the boss, "Does she know me?"

"I know, but I don't know."

In any case, after pulling out Miss Flower and Bird Roll, I can go back to my home happily.Ms. Fu Jiang just gave me a disgusted look at my move: "Next time you are kicked out, remember to call me."

"I'll see if you're so incompetent that you'll freeze to death."

"Does Fu Jiang come to my house to play?"

"Am I going to be played by you? If I don't go, it will delay my making money."

During the month of living at Tomie’s house, Yato and Asao would come over and tell me about the changes in the house. The first change is that because there are too many people to live in, the house has been renovated, and I may not recognize it when I go back. .

I don't think it's that serious.

As long as I know the address, I can find my way back.Chaosheng's expression at this time was "You are too naive": "Do you think your house will still be where it is?"

"I think so, Xiaowu-jun, he probably won't abandon me... right?"

"You have no confidence in yourself."

I didn't have the confidence at first, our plastic father-daughter relationship has now advanced to a plastic brother-sister relationship, but the key word has always been plastic.Sometimes the plastic is strong, and sometimes it breaks when you poke it.

It has been strong for so long, I am afraid it will break if I poke it now.

There are two main changes in the house, one is the expansion of the space, and the other is the relocation.

Yes, it moved.

Asahi is also very confused about where it is, he can't explain clearly, so now I am holding the main picture scroll of the flower and bird scroll, and there is Abe Seimei next to me, looking at the dropped cherry tree at the address of my original home.

It is very easy for a group of non-humans to demolish, and it is also easy for a group of non-humans to cover the ground with green belts after the demolition.

I sat on the edge of the green belt holding the picture scroll, feeling very sad.

Abe Seimei comforted me: "It's okay, we came earlier than expected."

I was sad: "My money was wasted again." The most important thing is that the house is no longer mine. In addition to a one-time demolition payment, I have a one-time buyout, and I can no longer rely on rent to make money.

The money from Yamata no Orochi Oni Domaru Tamamo left me today.

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For the sake of safety, the new house is not in the mortal world, but in a space created by those big guys who have nothing to do.

As for the architectural style?

Ever since Yato talked about the house, he was excited, as if he had completed his ideal in life, I suspect that my house is now in the shape of a shrine.

Before entering the gate, you can see the shrine of the torii gate.Considering the preferences of the bosses, I think there is a cherry blossom forest in the shrine, and a pond is used as a water house, and there may be a worship hall.Yamata no Orochi may need it, and Yato needs it in his dreams.

There must be a large building complex, otherwise Zhao Sheng would not say that it is very large, so big that it has to be moved to fit it.

The bosses have money, but I don't.

I am not surprised that the rich bigwigs moved out of an Ise Shrine.

The one who led us back was Shuten-douji, who smelled like alcohol.When he met Abe Seimei, he didn't have any special reaction, he just gave me a look, and then slipped my poor luggage over.

Hooked it with the ghost's long and sharp nails, and weighed it, "Tsk, why is it so light?"

He also picked up the four little ghosts who had been with Fu Jiang and me for more than a month, and threw the luggage and the little ghosts into the open mouth of the ghost gourd behind him.

Me: If you can't learn it, you can't learn it.

Is the ghost gourd full of fangs a space bag?

He was walking in front with his hands empty and carrying the ghost gourd on his back, and I watched his ghost gourd's figure getting farther and farther from behind.Abe Seimei waved the folding fan in his hand in front of me, and said, "Ghost gourd can be studied by Shuten-doji for you in the future, so let's go home first."

I thought the word home was okay on the road, and now I just want to correct it, which is very wrong.

I have a serious face: "I don't think this is going home."

Jiu Tun-douji "tsk": "Why not, everyone is here, why don't you want to go in?"

Holding the picture scroll, I stood in front of this house that was almost the same as I guessed but beyond my imagination. I couldn't walk.I am not too timid due to the closeness to the hometown, but my legs are a little weak, and the stone steps are winding up the mountain and I can't see the end in a green forest.

The bosses have some conflicts with my perception of bigness. How to put it, I thought they would create an Ise Jingu. They are much stronger than I imagined. Not only Ise Jingu, but also Dajiangshan Woolen cloth.

Except for these two areas, the rest is a large area surrounded by clouds and fog. Shuten-douji said that this was an unexpected result.Because I don't know who will come next, I left it empty.

They didn't build an Ise Shrine, but recreated the entire Heian Kyoto quickly.I'm talking about area.

The only ones I guessed right are the cherry blossom forest and the torii.

"What did the four of you do?"

"No," Shuten-douji said, "and your brother. Your brother draws the blueprints."

I guess he didn't bother to do it either.

With such a large area, I don’t want to ask about the monster power and money that the bosses squandered. They said that I was stimulated by spending money, and they said that they didn’t spend money at all, and I was still stimulated.

I just need to be a silent and smiling robot.

Yato was the first person I saw.

He also built one for him because of Yamata no Orochi in the process of building the shrine, and now he is very actively dusting his shrine with a feather duster.

"It belongs to me."

He pointed to the enshrined altar in the shrine, and the "Night Divination" on it was rubbed glisteningly by him, "My shrine!"

"What Yetou God needs now is to reach the goal of one million believers as soon as possible, otherwise I will be sorry for this shrine!"

He was over excited.

I patted him on the shoulder and sent out the gift I had prepared.Yato received the present. It was a book, written by me, on "How to Become a God with Millions of Believers".

Only books written by myself are the most sincere and cost-effective.

Yeto looked suspicious: "Didn't you write indiscriminately?"

"Guaranteed by Shuweng's reputation."

He was even more worried, "You won't learn from your brother, will you?"

I smiled and said nothing.

Books are the most common thing on Shuweng's body. I can take out one after another from the pocket of my clothes, and they are all written by me. As for the authenticity, I am actually a writer who writes warm fairy tales before going to bed.

In addition to recording real events and other people's black history, pursuing the authenticity of the book written by the bookman is a dangerous move that makes people feel heartbroken.

Seimei Abe knew when I took out this book, so he opened his folding fan and silently reminded Yato that Yato was still an honest child.

"real or fake?"

"It's just my experience. You can try it, but I can't guarantee whether it will work."

The second half of the journey was too long, and a malnourished scholar like me was taken away by the scrolls of flowers and birds.

"Do you need treatment, you don't look well?"

With a pale face, I said, "It's okay, I just didn't exercise."

On the first day back home, because the home was too big, the first thing I did when I went back was not to start working and painting big rivers and mountains, but to drink medicine.

Whose fault is this?

Mr. Xiaowu accepted this mistake.

He said sincerely: "At that time, I had no sense of proportion, I didn't know the severity, I didn't know that you were so fragile, and I thought you could stand the toss."

"I'm too presumptuous."

I was drinking the medicine. After he said these words, I was baptized by the eyes of everyone present, and I swallowed the bitter medicine soup, "It was the first time I knew that my body was so weak, and I felt like I was about to die."

"I'll be careful in the future."

The brilliance of plastic brother-sister love shines on all beings.

For this bit of plastic friendship, Mr. Xiaowu was finally willing to put on a mask of warmth for his devilish nature, and handed me candied fruit when I was dying of pain from drinking the medicine.

The candied fruit was still cut from Yuzao Mae's hand.He took it naturally, and the fox's smile cracked.

This warmth is a devil to others.

"Does Yayoi want to rest?"

When Huaniaojuan wanted to take the picture scroll and roll me back on the tatami mat and wrap me in a quilt, I shyly asked, "Is there anything to eat?"

Wrapped in a quilt after eating and drinking, and wake up, tomorrow will be a bookmaker with great abilities.

In order to let me rest at ease, Abe Seimei also arranged a barrier for me to isolate the noise, that is, when I get up in the morning, I have to knock on the door when I go out.

"I'm a scholar, my great onmyoji, don't you remember that I'm not human?"

"I don't remember Shuweng being a monster who would be so tired that he would drink medicine."