i may be a bug

I have an onmyoji friend.

He was almost killed by me.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Chao Sheng said, "It's fake."

Yato said, "It's fake."

The two of them said, "We haven't seen your onmyoji friend."

I smiled awkwardly: "Then change it to one of my monster friends."

I now wish I had an onmyoji friend who would stand up when I was in distress, say that I had just been accepted as a shikigami by him, and then face the death stares of many monsters alone.And I, I was very touched, took him to run away, and finally we both escaped from the death situation and were free.

Why use "he"?

That's because Fu Jiang is the only female friend I have now, and the last girlfriend who broke up with me has already broken up with me.Male friends have surged.So I don't believe that my luck can allow me to meet a lady witch, it can only be "him".

This is also the month when I draw cards continuously, either nothing comes out, or all men come out.I have been away from home for a month, Miss Fu Jiang has already started to dislike me, and Mr. Xiao Wu is also a little speechless about my luck.

"Can't get a girl out?"

I was silent for a while, and replied: "You Ling are all men."

There may not be a lady in my card pool, and the monsters drawn are weird, but their gender is determined, male!male! !male! ! !

For one month in a row, apart from being male, the monsters drawn out have another commonality in that they all go up to serve as snacks for the big monster.

I can't even pull out a zashiki warji.

Holding the summoning array, I felt that Yao Sheng was confused.Because it was so miserable, when Xiaowu Jun came out to see me sometimes, he would already touch my head and recommend his onmyoji friends to me:

"Or, borrow one."

With tears in my eyes, I called his onmyoji friend. The onmyoji on the other side had a good temper and was very gentle. It would have been nice if he hadn't rejected me.

"Did Xiaowu Jun ask you to find me?"

"Yes. Senior, are there any female shikigami, I want to rent them?"

"Can Snow Maiden do it?"

"Yes, senior."

"What do you want to use her for?"

"The eight-headed and nine-tailed ones in my family need to be frozen and kept fresh."

The onmyoji over there didn't speak for a while, and then he asked me gently: "Where is your current residence?"

After I reported my address, there was a dead silence over there.When the voice of Onmyoji came over the phone again, his tone was a little fluttering, "There, sorry, this can't be done."

Lord Xiaowu came to Yamata no Orochi, and he said, "As long as it's a woman, you can go back?"

"Mr. Xiaowu said so."

"Then let me try, I have some grievances with a few female monsters."

Can the Kachi crash be changed with the power of the evil god?My card pool tells me, no.Because there is no woman in my card pool.

After activating the summoning array too many times in a row, which resulted in the sudden death of the summoning array on hand, I sat on a park bench, the shade of the trees was not as cool as my heart, and the snake scales on Yamata no Orochi could not be compared.

The surrounding wild flowers are very lively, and the green clusters are dotted with pink, purple, white and red.I just think that this excitement is summer, and I am very calm.

What's more, the eight-headed snake demon beside me is still pawing and pulling on my body, feeling cold and naturally quiet.

Tamamomae felt that the crux of the matter was that I needed a female youkai to make my guardian let me go home.If you can't get a female monster, then just create one. There is a big monster in front of Yuzao, and this kind of thing can't trouble him.

In this one, apart from Tomie, the second woman I saw was held in front of me by Tamamo.He watched me doing everything I could to deliver the goods. When I came out, I felt that he was shining for a while.

He gave me a croak.

The other shore flower croaks.

The wig, kimono, and lip balm are symmetrical, and they just compliment me: "This lord is really elegant, quack~"

"Little girl, does she suit you?"

Bianhuagua thinks she is an elegant woman, and I think her behavior is indeed very elegant, but what the elegant Bianhuagua needs to do may still be very difficult for her.

Yuzaoqian is the person who gives the power to Bianhuagua. I heard that she has many friends who also receive the favor of Yuzaoqian.I can't ask Yu Zaoqian in front of her, "Can Bianhuagua beat you?"

This is an embarrassing question for both parties.

But I am still very happy, after all, Bianhuagua is still very easy to talk compared to the big brother Yuzaoqian. I took out the geographic atlas that I haven’t written new content for a long time, and asked her which places she has been to in a day, and which places are there. feature.

Tamazamae looked at me with a smile on the sidelines.

The fox was so thoughtful that he didn't ask me if I could go home.Bianhuahuagua stood on my shoulder and described to me the places she had been to.

"I've been to a very shallow pond, quack~, the aquatic plants there are beautiful~"

She is most familiar with the place that sells clothes and lip balm

, Bianhuahuagua is very keen on dressing herself up, because this is part of her elegance.

"But your lip color is the most beautiful I've ever seen~"

"I don't have lip balm."

"There is such a good-looking color even if there is no one, she is indeed a born elegant woman~"

In the process of chatting with me, she would point out the inconsistencies between my paintings and her memories, and sometimes there were too many mistakes.She would jump off my shoulder, run to Tamamo-mae next to her, and ask Tamamo-mae, "Master Tamamo-mae, can you show the scene of Mizusawa with your demon power?"

Yuzao is a useful boss.

His demonic power brought out the Mizusawa in Bianhua's memory, vividly.

"That's how it is~, Yuzao-sama is really amazing~"

It is impossible for me to stay on the bench all day without moving. When I go out to buy something and come back, I always see Tamazamo taking a piece of paper and drawing with my pen. I don’t see what he is drawing.When I come back with something, he will always put away the paper and put down the pen very naturally to take the things in my hand.

As for why he didn't buy it with me?

Of course, I want to go out for a walk alone. When I was thinking about how to stop the big brother who wanted to go with me, the big brother looked clear, his golden eyes slightly curved: "Little girl, I want to go out alone!" If you go, remember to come back early."

I was a little embarrassed: "Then do you have anything you want to eat? I can bring some back."

"What about me?" He thought about it seriously, "Is there any delicious desserts that the little girl can show me?"

"That's great, I was going to go to the dessert shop too."

"What a coincidence, I also like sweets."

I looked at Hua Gua on the other side again, "So, Hua Gua, do you want to buy a good-looking lip balm?"

"Yogurt sticks, I think it's delicious~"

I really don’t blame me when I came back with a bag of snacks. After all, the boss just paid my rent. If I were to be more generous, I’m sorry that the boss gave me twice the price.

To be a monster, you have to be willing to be willing.

Then most of those snacks went into my mouth.Bought yogurt sticks, Bianhuagua ate one and handed me one. I don't even know how they feed it.

Just like when Naomi bought snacks and I was working on a problem, what she handed to my mouth, I subconsciously ate it.It's almost a conditioned reflex.

After I finished the sketch, the dessert in my mouth had a sense of existence. I turned my head, and Yuzao smiled and put the spoon back in his hand: "What's the matter, little girl?"

The desserts in the bag were quite empty. If it wasn't for the fact that monsters are not afraid of obesity, and neither am I, I would feel uneasy after eating half of the bag of desserts.

He caught my gaze and explained, "You've been working too hard, so I just want you to eat something, am I doing something wrong again?"

Me: "...No." I just didn't know how to say it, "I just don't get used to it. Besides, this is something I bought for you. I ate it and it didn't feel good."

"Is that so? It's just the fox's apology." The nine tails behind the nine-tailed fox moved slightly, "Did you scare the little girl last time?"

This is also one of the opportunities for Xiao Wujun to throw me out of the house.

Nine tails appeared in my bed, and all nine tails covered me. I woke up and found myself overwhelmed by fur and overwhelmed.

The fox explained afterwards that he wanted to get close to me, and after listening to my experience from Mr. Xiaowu, he felt that a little girl like me likes furry words very much, so he could use this method to get close to me.

"Sorry, little girl, I scared you."

Mr. Xiaowu said that he was "old and shameless".

Now that he brought up the old story again, I can only laugh dryly: "I wasn't scared at the time, I was very brave."

"So, do you want to pet my tail now?"

During the day, I started my business seriously, but at dusk, I somehow stopped doing business.All the nine tails were placed in front of me obediently, and I was always the tail in front of rua Tamamo from dusk to night.

The other shore flower crocodile seemed to have disappeared from dusk to night.

I didn't hear her voice. When I asked Yuzaoqian, Yuzaqian gave the answer "She just saw Yan Mogua".

"Yan Mogua?"

"A crocodile with poor balance ability, and the other side flower crocodile is helping her with the unicycle."

"Can I meet her?"

"Of course, girl. I'll bring her to see you tomorrow."

It's strange to say that Tamazamo stayed all day today, and I didn't see Yato and Asao passing by. It's already night, and the handsome boy in black didn't come out once.

Are they busy today?

I don't really understand it, but if I don't understand it, it won't affect me to redraw a summoning circle with the help of Yu Zaoqian, and then start another round of daily metaphysics.

When the summoning array started to take effect, my brain twitched, and I changed the "I want a girlfriend" that I must say every time to "I want a girlfriend".

The corners of Tamazamo's raised lips froze immediately.

The people who came out of the summoning array also froze.

I saw the white fox boy wearing a black hat coming out of the summoning circle.I heard him sigh: "Girlfriend?"

I, I'm probably dead.