i may be a bug

Has my bloodline mutated?

No, think about the daily puff you dropped earlier.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

What happened to the recent summoning array?

I've sent out big monsters that aren't wandering spirits four times in a row.

It's not necessary, it's really not necessary, the monsters Yaqi Orochi can play are good.

Now I am reduced to the intersection on the side of the street, drawing sketches of the intersection and the beautiful boy in black on the intersection in the white mist, and dragging the four little ghosts of Kidomaru along the way.

Even Kidomaru in this house started to play with chains to stalk the little ghosts, so I could only take the chains and pretend to be stalking the little ghosts out to play, and sent away the onmyoji who strayed into this place.

When there was only Yamata no Orochi in the past, it was peaceful here, but now, there are two more famous monsters in my house.

The luck of drawing cards recently is a bit extreme. Now I can't draw a playable spirit if I want to.Having said that, it is surprising enough that these monsters came to my nondescript summoning circle. Didn't they listen to my chanting before drawing cards?

I murmured "have fun" before both draws, and guess what?A Shuten-douji came out, and a fox with nine tails jumped out.

I was mentally prepared for Shuten-douji to come out, after all, I took out his father and his son, there is nothing wrong with him wanting a family reunion of three.But the big monster named Tamamo-mae with nine tails, I really have complicated feelings.

Because I pulled out eight-headed Yamata no Orochi, the summoning array gave me a nine-tailed Tamamo-mae, right?

I, Yetou and Chaosheng haven't dared to go home these few days. The family is a big boss's war. The three of us who eat melons are afraid of being overwhelmed because the melons are too big, so we hide for a few days.

Chaosheng has a shit-shoveling officer who can stay at home.

Yato used to be casual in the past, but now it has become a strange talk on campus, so he ran to the campus to hang out with Hanako-kun.

I?

After I finished the sketch, I packed it up and called Fu Jiang: "Are you rich?"

"You want to take my money to raise wild men?"

"I want to find a hotel to live in."

"where?"

"There is a beautiful boy in black next to me."

Fortunately, there are not many crossroads in this place, and the place where the handsome boy in black was was was foggy again, and it didn't take too long for Fu Jiang to find me.

Fu Jiang is now a rich man.

The kind that can live alone in a big house.But how did the money come from? The process was a bit tragic. Fu Jiang asked me to deal with her split body three times this month.

Because of Fu Jiang's characteristics, Fu Jiang has realized that the hatchet waiting for her will end in the near future, so he bought a bunch of accident insurance for himself.

This is the third time the insurance company has come, and some staff even suspect that others are cheating on the insurance, but Fu Jiang really died once.But because of her special nature, she came back to life.

In the small city where we live, there are always missing persons every year, and Fu Jiang has the idea of ​​identifying the missing persons who have not been reported.After discovering that a man who is seduced by beauty would bother her to do the questions, she resolutely taught herself the law.

I tried my best to get the insurance money reasonably.

"For the first time, I feel that it is useful to die and come back to life."

"What is the reason for accidentally stimulating others this time?"

"He said that what I love is only math problems, and I don't love him at all." Fu Jiang said in a bad tone, "I invited him here to study, who is in love with him? Is the tutor who spent money talking too much about math problems?" ?”

"Your suppression is of no use at all."

From the mouth of this magical beauty, Fu Jiang, I can always hear a hundred ways of death of Fu Jiang, some of which are very imaginative. I said, "Do you want to write a medical book?"

"If you write it, you will be banned. It's too bloody. It won't sell for long after you read it."

Fu Jiang likes to stay with me sometimes, and sometimes doesn't like it.She likes it when she does math problems, and doesn't like it when she doesn't do math problems.

When she is serious about solving problems, there will always be a group of people who want to fall in love with her. If you don't fall in love, you will die if you don't fall in love.The most ruthless time, her backpack of math papers, freshly printed, was soaked in blood.

Fu Jiang was really angry that time, and directly summoned Yeto with five yuan, and asked Yeto to kill people.She was standing in a pool of blood, the mole under the corner of her eye was soaked with blood, Yato was shocked when she saw it.

"It's so miserable this time?"

"Quickly kill him!"

When I stay by her side, Tomie's magical charm will disappear without suppressing the buff.Although she said that it was too deserted to lose the attention of others that she was used to, but as long as she finished the questions with peace of mind, she would be that magical beauty Fu Jiang again.

She doesn't like being with me very much when she's not doing questions.Because of my oppressive effect on her, it is difficult for her to seduce others.

"Fu Jiang is very beautiful."

"That's up to you to say."

But a beauty is still a beauty like Fu Jiang who is overwhelmed by malice. The man who is seduced by her and herself are miserable.She doesn't like to please people, that's just a perfunctory disguise at the beginning.When the freshness wears off, her attitude towards the seduced will make people feel very painful.

"I think it's the most pleasing to the eye when they are powerless."

"He's a guy who can't do anything, why do you think I'll fall in love with him?"

I'm already used to her behavior of dying at any time when she's not doing the questions. Anyway, she'll call me when she collects the body, and I don't need to see the suffocation situation of Fujiang all over the city.

Fu Jiang took me back to her home.

"I want to eat."

"I want to eat takoyaki, eel rice, and this... This, in short, I want everything on the menu!"

I glanced at her figure, and the eyes made Fu Jiang grit his teeth and add a papaya feast.However, "papaya can't actually increase breast size."

"you shut up!"

"I like to eat, can't I?"

"There is another problem. There are not enough ingredients in the refrigerator, and there is no papaya."

"I'll go buy it!"

For grocery shopping, I strongly recommend Fu Jiang. As long as Fu Jiang appears in the supermarket, you can definitely choose the freshest vegetables, and you can even win discount prizes many times.

This is not because she is a European emperor, but because many people volunteered to please her.

Industry specializing in surgery.

Because of Tomie's help, I didn't panic, seeing Yato who came to eat suddenly in the morning, he could calmly hand him a hot cup of milk.

"Did you finish your meal?"

I nodded: "The meal is over."

Yato fell headfirst on the sofa and didn't want to get up.

"I got up early on purpose! Why did you finish eating?"

It's very simple.Because Fu Jiang pulled me up early in the morning and told me about makeup tips, I woke up earlier and ate half an hour earlier than before.

These are some of the things we experienced during the few days we hid.In those few days, I was able to let the handsome boy in black sit on a park bench with a bento box and make a gesture of opening the bento box for me to draw a sketch.

The bento box can be replaced with books and various props.

He and Fu Jiang were the only ghost stories in the whole city, and the number of times I went out to gather folk tales plummeted.

I think it can.

"enough."

"Not enough. Because I fell out of love today, I think it was caused by your prophecy, so I need to draw a few more pictures."

"You also said yesterday that you were broken in love."

I continued to make nonsense, "It's okay, I have many boyfriends, and every day can be divided into one for a year."

As for what those big brothers in my family did to force me to come here to persecute the beautiful boy in black, I don't know exactly, but my instinct tells me that it was right to come out.So I'm out.It just so happened that Yato and Asao also made the same decision as me.

Xiao Wujun also called me and told me not to come back.

"Well, can you still hold it?"

He sneered over there, "Why, I said you will come back if you can't hold on?"

I said: "No, I will definitely run farther."

"I knew it. All right, don't come back, and come back after taking a break."

"Tamamo-mae...can't you?"

"Are you stupid or stupid? Do you think the nine tails in the bed are not hot?"

"Look at the season."

"You pull out a woman and come back!"

So I haven't come home yet.

The last few days of the daily draw have nothing.

Before and after Shuten-douji and Tamazao were pulled out in front of Xiaowu-kun, when the first Shuten-douji came out, Xiaowu-kun was still patient, and when Tamamo-mae came out, he said "little girl" with a smile , he dragged me away expressionlessly.

After dragging away, popularize the dark history of these two monsters to me.

Jiu Tun Doji, a ghost king, had his head chopped off.And it's the kind of monster who loves to turn into a beautiful boy in red to cheat girls' hearts and eat them.

Before Tamamo, he had bewitched Emperor Toba, stayed in Emperor Toba's palace for a while, and was still a master of women's clothing.

Xiaowu-jun dug out his little book from Heianjing, and read the black histories of these two monsters to me one by one. I listened to it carefully, and said very helplessly, "I've read it many times."

The black history recorded by the bookman may have been passed down from generation to generation, at least with Mr. Xiaowu, I have read his small books several times and memorized them all.

"Listen more times to deepen your impression."

Yamata no Orochi had a subtle expression when he saw Yuzao called me a little girl. I saw that they called me a little girl, and I also felt that the expression was subtle. Xiao Wujun also handed me a book at the same time.

"Pure heart and asceticism."

I:? ? ?

Asao was happy at first because he could make sake for Shuten-douji, and Shuten-douji was also happy at first because he liked drinking.But after Kidomaru obediently and cleverly called people one by one, everything changed.

"grandfather."

"dad."

"uncle."

"uncle."

Finally, he looked at me and smiled happily: "Mom, do you still want to draw today?"

Shuten-douji choked on drinking.Uncle Tamamo couldn't hold back his smile, and grandfather Yamata no Orochi suddenly didn't want to recognize this rebellious son or grandson.

Xiao Wujun threw me out the door directly.

After I was thrown out because I didn't take my luggage, I came back again, and Kidomaru asked me to take his four little ghosts away.

I saved myself some face.

The real Les Miserables.