i may be a bug

The scariest ghost story in the world should not be me.

It should be Xiao Wujun's sudden concern.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Make the snake point.

Xiaowu-jun's acting skills are too good, so that Yaqi no Orochi, a happy criminal, can't be happy anymore, his jaw line is tight, thinking about snake life.

"A question from my father."

Chaosheng lazily made a conclusion.

Asao was the first to understand the content of Xiaowu-kun and Yamata no Orochi's line-up, and understood the profound connotation of these words.This may have something to do with him being born into a big family.

As a young civet cat, and a maverick civet cat with unique brewing skills, Asao has been dating girls of the same clan under the arrangement of the family elders since his [-]th birthday.

I have seen a lot of things, sometimes there is no difference between monsters and humans, monsters Mu Qiang.In Tanuki, Chaosheng is not very strong, and his brewing skills are also worrying traits.

In short, Chaosheng is born in civet cats, and the relationship with the opposite sex is not very good.

Because of the experience of frequent blind dates, he has experienced some of this kind of questioning by the woman's family about the man's personal situation.So he understands very quickly.

"You said that you don't have a good relationship with the opposite sex."

Chao Sheng looked at me faintly, "I'm so stupid, why did you believe the strange stories when you saw them?"

Yato didn't have that at the beginning, he shrank obediently, reducing his sense of existence.

During Xiaowu-jun's battle with Yamata no Orochi, as a well-known writer who can make people in his autobiography, he didn't ask many things, but every sentence, every sentence was false.

He said that there were many monsters lined up to chase me. What is Yamata no Orochi? It has a bad reputation, and it will be hunted down even if it goes out. It still has children.

fake.

I never went out before, and the most outrageous thing I did was to open the window to draw sketches and practice the basic skills of drawing geographical atlases.So where do many monsters come from chasing me.And now the people chasing me are all ghost stories who want to kill me in advance to prevent being persecuted by me.

He said that there is someone in my heart, and Yamata no Orochi will not have a good result.The three of us squatted in the corner and listened carefully to Xiaowujun's description of my sweetheart. I even wanted to take out a pen to record it.If these human-speaking sentences were recorded and I read them to Junichiro and the others, they would laugh.When they are angry, reading these can make them unable to continue to be angry because they want to laugh.

When Mr. Xiaowu teased his sweetheart, because of his narcissism, I clearly heard that he was teasing according to his own appearance.The reason why I understood it at this time is because when I flipped through his small book, on the title page of the small book, a large series of adjectives were used in front of his name.

He moved it all up, and then his thoughts flowed like a spring. In terms of boasting himself, he can continue to create after memorizing the book, without any pause, and it is done in one go, but he is in a calm mood, as if he is telling a fact.

Yamata no Orochi was probably impatient to hear this, his eyes shifted slightly, saw me, and blinked at me lightly.I'm sure at one point, he wanted to make eye contact with me, maybe to ask me to go out and stop the speech of Xiao Wujun, who was played by the old father, but as soon as I got up and moved, I was caught He Yato suppressed in silence.

Both of them are full of "your circle is really messed up".

Because of the actions of the two of them, the eye contact turned out to be a failure.Xiaowu-jun is still continuing his sudden concern, Yamata no Orochi is still continuing his process of patiently listening to the lecture, and the three of us are still listening to the corner and eating melons.

Yamata no Orochi could not wait for foreign aid, so he could only refute Mr. Xiaowu's questions one by one.It is nothing more than that he is very strong, much stronger than Xiaonian, and those who trouble him usually die early, and as for someone in his heart, the evil god smiled a bit maliciously: "The one who took the initiative to form a relationship with me is a little girl. "

"I disagree."

"The little girl is free."

"Her surname is Xiaowu."

I hammered my leg to make the numbness subside. The other two were more reserved than me, resisting the numbness in their legs, as if nothing had happened, but it seemed that Chaosheng was lying on the ground, and Yedou's legs were shaking. Be brave!

So the final result of this drama is probably a draw.Because when I stood up, the two monsters who were fighting had not yet decided the winner.

"Xiaowu-jun, Yamata no Orochi was summoned by me, there is another one before him, do you want to meet?"

Today's Xiaowu Jun may die suddenly.

Kidomaru had his entry-level smile on his face, loose and youthful, but still not smiling like a nice person.Is a villain.

His temperament, which has nothing to do with innocence, is very popular, as you can see from the nomination rate, No.2 in the store.

Yes, because the home is too small, we heard that the space in the corner is limited, and the treatment is not good, so we simply went to the Cowboy's shop where both Onidomaru and Yamata Orochi work, and spent money to buy happiness.

Anyway, the wool comes from the sheep.

Lamb himself. Kidomaru: ...

Taking No.1 on vacation to name No.2, even the store manager felt that our group of people was probably looking for trouble.Then No.1 Yamata no Orochi said helplessly to the store manager, "They are all family members. Because I am worried about the working environment of the child, the little girl brought someone to see it."

Xiao Wujun's gaze killed the snake, and his tone was cold: "No."

"Okay, the little girl came to see my character."

"Who is this……"

"The little girl's brother."

The store manager was full of understanding.

Then rest assured, because this is a regular cowherd shop, not a place for indescribable activities.

The store manager is a nice guy.

But Yamata no Orochi is not a good snake.

A good store manager can help the down-and-out Yamata Orochi and give him a high-paying job, so that he can have the life he has today. Even if he said that he is a husband, the store manager did not hesitate at the beginning.

Then this man, he came with his own child behind him.

"The little girl is very tired, so I brought the child to find a job."

Kidomaru's good appearance is one of them. Out of trust in Yamata no Orochi, after a simple induction training, Kidomaru officially took up the job.

Because after seeing Kidomaru, the store manager was very curious about how Yamata no Orochi takes care of it. Yamata no Orochi has no maintenance experience. He is just a poor evil god who wants to work part-time to avoid being rejected by the landlord.But he didn't hesitate at all, and smiled naturally: "Ask my little girl. This is her secret."

Pushing the pot, the evil god is very skilled.

Xiaowu-kun and Kidomaru were discussing what he should call me. Xiaowu-kun said that the name of mother is inappropriate. I am only over 100 years old, and I have slept for 100 years. I am too young to make people look older than me. Kidomaru's mother.

Kidomaru: "Actually, I was only six or seven years old."

Xiao Wujun was silent for a while, "You look very anxious. I thought you were an adult. Who is your father?"

"The wine swallow boy."

"Who is Yamata no Orochi?"

"My grandfather."

I was eating fruit there, and suddenly I was called over by Mr. Xiaowu with a heavy face, and I walked over in a daze.

"What's the matter, Xiaowu-jun?"

"Why do you get into trouble just by going out?"

Xiaowu-kun, as a scholar, has seen the legend between Kidomaru, Yamata no Orochi and Shuten-douji, which made him believe that Kidomaru is indeed the child of Shuten-douji, the grandson of Yamata no Orochi, and he is more inclined to Yamata no Orochi After holding the eggs for several months, the shells of the eggs broke and became Kidomaru. .

Shuweng is not biased when recording major events, he is equivalent to a historian in the monster world, but official history is written by Shuweng, and unofficial history is also written by Shuweng.The recording process is impartial, and the divergent thinking generated after the recording process is the material of Shuweng's novels.

Mr. Xiaowu said that he would write a novel when he returned home, with the theme of Yamata no Orochi carrying its cubs, and the story of the feathered fox for thousands of years as the model.Then I thought about Xiao Wujun's occupation as a novelist of strange things, and I became curious about such stories.

"Can I write part of it, Mr. Xiaowu?"

"of course can."

Xiaowu-jun agreed, and he said unhurriedly, "Your two friends can also participate, and the raccoon cat and the god of disaster are also new materials, which can be added."

"But how does a male snake lay eggs?"

"A monster, anything is possible."

Well, anything is possible.It is impossible for me to ask Yamata no Orochi's relatives, the Snake Clan, or himself, how he hides eggs when he is a male snake.

Mr. Xiaowu wrote ghost novels, not documentary literature, otherwise I would have a headache about how to document.At that time, I might let Yamata no Orochi experience egg picking.

I don't need to go to that step now, I can safely provide illustrations for Xiao Wujun's novels, such as a picture of a big snake carrying a cub, a picture of a prototype of a Yamata no Orochi.The former has Yamata no Orochi swaying in front of me. I only need to draw a male body and let him lay eggs in my pen. The latter has many imaginary pictures provided by human beings, just follow their imagination. .

Asahi and Yato are racking their brains to think about what they have experienced, so that Xiaowu-kun can join the story more smoothly and become a sideline.

Perhaps it was because I stared at Yamata no Orochi's abdomen for a long time before drawing the picture, and the evil god swayed slowly to my side, and pressed it against my ear, with an ambiguous tone: "Why don't you come and try it yourself?"

"what?"

"Can I pick an egg?"

"Is it really possible?"

"sure."

On that day, I said sorry to this Yamata no Orochi many times.There was a thin layer of sweat on Yamata no Orochi's face, and a little blush was drawn from the end of his eyes. He looked like he was being bullied hard, and he gritted his teeth: "You, you are so bold!"

In the afternoon when Xiao Wujun and the others went out to find inspiration, Yamata no Orochi left work early, and only me and Yamata no Orochi were around, I let him take the eggs.

His snake demon is twisted into a ball, it can be seen that it is really painful.

You want to ask me what I did?

I stuffed a snake egg into his stomach. Although it is fake, the snake egg is just a polymer of demon power, but the foreign body sensation is real, and the pain is also real.

The exposed snake tail of Yamata no Orochi lay weakly on my calf, and the smooth and somewhat metallic scales on it were cold, making me want to hide when I dragged it.

But the righteous master has been harmed by me, so I can only hold back.

I took out the mass of polymer when he reacted violently, but it didn't seem to have much effect, Yamata no Orochi was so weak that he didn't even hum, and just collapsed on the tatami, panting slightly.

sorry!

However, I have buffed him.more than one.Those buffs include pain relief buffs, healing buffs, and physical strength buffs.

I reasonably suspect that this snake is just putting on a show.

But the snake's sweat is real, and so is the pain.

I lowered my eyes, forget it, after all, I made a mistake first.

In the evening, I started the daily draw with a serious expression in front of Xiao Wujun. I thought, I need a bad luck to be played by Yamata no Orochi.

I activated the summoning array.