i may be a bug

I seem to be more ruthless than Yato, and I have become a strange story in a strange story.

Then, I want to throw a snake

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Be careful of women holding Rakshasa ghosts.

Don't be fooled by her smile when you run into her late at night in an alley.

will die! !

The above is the whole content of the ghost talk that I became.

The rakshasa ghost I was holding was Kidomaru, and the reason why the ghosts would die was because some ghosts were too timid. After being asked something by me, they moved overnight and disappeared in this city.

Indirectly, our area has become a forbidden area for ghost stories. Except for the handsome boy in black and Fu Jiang, no other ghosts dare to wander around at night.

According to rumors, this area has become famous in Onmyoji.They think that something extremely ominous has appeared here. An onmyoji wanted to grit his teeth and come to retreat, but he was teased by the Yamata no Orochi who didn't sleep in the middle of the night. The phantom of Yamata no Orochi spread across every street in this area. Driven the billowing viciousness.

That Onmyoji lost half of his life when he didn't collide head-on with the enemy.

I woke up and saw Yamata no Orochi in my room, leaning against the window, looking with interest at the newly planted cherry trees on the side of the street.

Hearing the sound of me getting up, I turned around with a little smile on my face, "Wake up, little girl."

"How did you learn this name?"

"I learned it from a certain fox I met once. He called his lover little girl. I thought it was interesting, so I learned it."

An old monster who can finally get out of the house and see the world, sometimes it is really hard to understand what he thinks.But what we do know is that I can suppress him, but Yato and Asao cannot.

Yamata no Orochi is an evil god.

It is still the evil god who has been sealed away for nearly a thousand years.

The ghost knows how our shoddy summoning array allowed this big guy to escape from the narrow space of the underworld, but there is no news of Yamata no Orochi's seal loosening in Kyoto.

These onmyojis trapped a cunning snake in a glass bottle and reinforced the glass bottle cap many times. As a result, the snake ran out from the bottom of the bottle without paying attention.

The cap wasn't damaged, but the bottom of the bottle was missing, they didn't know it yet.

When eating breakfast, Kidomaru tried to eat with chopsticks by himself, and he ate all over his face. I had to look at him occasionally to avoid his face being full of rice.

Yato is squeezing the meat hard, eating every meal as if it were the last, Chaosheng...

Chaosheng couldn’t eat enough because his shit-shoveling officer bought new dried fish. He divided his breakfast into two meals. The last meal was a bit of the same dish at home to make himself half full, and the next meal was pan-fried salmon from the shit-shoveling officer’s house. Such fish dishes.

On the whole dinner table, the one who ate the most elegantly was an evil god who had just been released.But because of lip color and personal temperament, many times, I feel that my food is poisonous.

With deep purple lips, he is still a good-natured young man who doesn't get angry when his sister asks his red number when he goes out. This is the external image of this evil god. It is called "experiencing snake life" in the euphemistic name, but it is actually persecuting human beings.

"Human beings are so fragile and fleeting."

He lowered his eyes, "Little girl, don't you think so?"

Not to mention the philosophical problems of human beings, I am not good at philosophy.In the eyes of this evil god, human beings may just be the existence that brings him pleasure, no different from the cherry blossom tree outside my window.

Yato is very down-to-earth, because he has been in the world of mortals for a long time and still has needs for human beings, so he will have a heart.Forget about Yamata no Orochi, if he becomes a human being, he will only become a pleasure criminal hidden in the crowd, not to mention that he is still a god now.

Not long after he was summoned by us, the persecuted people included Yato and Chaosheng.Every day when I go home, I always think about: Is this □□Sei/Yato being persecuted?

Yato's artifact originally wanted to resign because of the high pressure of work and the harsh environment.Then Yamata no Orochi asked Yato, "If the artifact resigns, can you hand it over to me?"

This artifact has not mentioned resignation since then.

Yamata no Orochi's eyes were full of pity: "Didn't you resign?"

Don't expect an evil god who is bored to have morals. He once tried to be a quiet and handsome man, holding a cat in his hand, and greeted me quietly, "Good afternoon, little girl."

If the cat that got jerked off wasn't my friend Asao.

I had a serious talk with him once, and explained all the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence. He just made an expression of understanding, and then asked me, "Why aren't you allowed to play around with them?"

"We don't have that good relationship."

That night, the room of the three of us was hit by a snake.Outside Chaosheng and Yedou's rooms, there were a bunch of snakes crowded on the door, and some small snakes squeezed in through the cracks in the door, and I was facing the snake god himself.

I have a headache.

All three of us had headaches.

Kidomaru, the only one who fell asleep peacefully, was let go because of his young age.

"I'm building a good relationship with you."

The three of us opened a pair of sleepy eyes, thinking about whether we need to book a ticket or notify in advance to throw Yamata no Orochi to the onmyoji's lair tomorrow.After all, it is a killer.

I called Mr. Xiaowu in the middle of the night, but was hung up on.

In the end, it is not our conscience that saves the life of the snake. Monsters and gods do not have a human conscience, and some have empty pockets.

To put it bluntly, we have no money and entered the Onmyoji's lair as monsters. Maybe Onmyoji will think that we are here to attack Kyoto.

Yato, who had high hopes, was unable to completely suppress Yamata no Orochi, so he was only high hopes, but did not carry a heavy task.

Kidomaru can still eat and drink with the advantage of being young, except that he is a little silly and loves to see blood, which is much cuter than Yamata no Orochi.

Even Chaosheng could stay by his side and poke his face.

Yamata no Orochi was offended by this: "The little ghost is cruel by nature, not much better than me."

To prove this point, he took Kidomaru out one night, and when he came back, Kidomaru smelled like blood, and all the ghost stories around him were cleared overnight except for the two ghost stories I knew well.

"This is the handwriting of a brat."

Dude, I don't know what to say.

But it's time to complain.

The cherry blossom tree in front of my window was also planted by Kidomaru and Yamata no Orochi, so that Yamata no Orochi can watch the cherry blossoms in my room in various postures every morning.

I rolled him into a snake ball and threw him out, but he still clocked in on time every morning.And Kidomaru, Kidomaru was waiting outside my door.

Because Yamata no Orochi would not let him in.

Kidomaru felt wronged: "Sooner or later, I will kill him."

Young and ambitious.

As soon as Yamata no Orochi came, I woke up, and when I woke up, I would skillfully throw him out.In order to let me sleep more, he thoughtfully chose 2 minutes before the alarm clock time, I thank him.

Yato, Asao and I both thought it would be better to sell him, but Yamata no Orochi lived for a thousand years and proved his importance before we put it into action.

Can you believe it, Yamata no Orochi has gone to be a cowherd.

Yato, who used to be a cowherd, couldn't hold back a sip of tea: "Who dares to go?!"

Chaosheng even made a special wine for the guests of the Niulang shop, and asked Yaqi Orochi to take it with him when he went to work. The name of the wine should be "send-off wine".

If people who spend money to buy happiness order Yamata no Orochi, we think she is a real warrior, and we wish her that she will never be accidentally scared to death by Yamata no Orochi.

After Yato's rhetorical question at the time, I said: "It should be, who dares to sleep?!"

The eyes of Yato and Asao looked at me suddenly changed, and Yato moved symbolically, but the distance from me on the sofa didn't change a bit.

I think I'm telling the truth.

It's the same as telling me that Yamata no Orochi is a wild man, because snakes are game, so he is said to be a wild man.

What I said was based on the physiological characteristics of snakes. I was very serious in popularizing snake science. Starting from the estrus period, I popularized the reproductive habits of snakes.

Then, Yato and Asao looked at Yamata no Orochi in the wrong way.

"Baqi no Orochi, is it a snake?"

"Looking at his summoned beast, you can tell that he is a snake, but he has eight mutated heads."

But there are always many people in this world who are deceived by Yamata no Orochi. Yato cried and complained about the unfairness of this world. Why did he not have so much money when he was a cowherd, but Yamata no Orochi would have a lot of money when he became a cowherd.

What should I say, Yamata no Orochi has excellent business ability, it is already No.1, or is it something else?

Ye Dou waited impatiently for a fair word from me, and I said, "It's okay, I really like you."

As for why Kidomaru was not mentioned?

What do you want me to say, that this Shota who called me "mother" turned into a boy with demon power with the help of Yamata no Orochi, and then became a cowherd?

Or No.2?

The three of them went out to make money, and Yato and I seemed to be making money.Ye Dou is a ghost talk at midnight, five yuan each time.Now I'm giving Fu Jiang a paper, as a ghost story in a ghost story, and become a big devil in a ghost story, but I don't have a penny.

Think about it, at least the house is mine.

Recently, because of Yamata no Orochi teasing the Onmyoji, the suspected ominousness here has become conclusive evidence, that is, there is ominousness.

Mr. Xiaowu has a friend who is an onmyoji. He heard the news from his friend, and he called me for the first time: "Come back, don't go out! My friend said that there is a phantom of Yamata no Orochi where you live."

Yamata no Orochi just came back, and answered, "Are you talking about me?"

Xiaowu-jun: "...what's going on?"

"Mr. Xiaowu, the Yamata no Orochi you mentioned is where I live."

"Dudu..."

Ten minutes later, I saw Mr. Xiao Wu with a frosty face through the cat's eyes. I opened the door, and what he saw at a glance was not me, but the wobbly snake demon of Yamata no Orochi.

Chaosheng was ready to make a big move, but I pressed it back, he glanced at me, and I whispered, "My guardian."

Xiaowu-jun is facing off against Yamata no Orochi, the three of us huddled in a corner, eating melons.But I didn't understand the melon.

"I disagree."

Xiao Wujun said, "You are not suitable."

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