i may be a bug

What's the matter with my physique?

Kachi is crooked again.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I was going to take out the Uncle Zhaosheng from my card pool, but he didn't take out, and took out a monster that was not in the card pool.

Kidomaru.

His uncle Chaosheng brews wine for Jiuten Doji. Jiuten Doji seems to have an illegitimate son Kidomaru. This logical chain is barely established. So, what about my wind demon?

I picked up the Kidomaru that had just come out of the scene of the murder on the summoning circle, checked the inside and outside of the summoning circle, and then looked at the Kidomaru in my hand.

Such a brat, scared Chaosheng and Yeto?

Asao was comforting his bloated hair, making it more docile, Yato pinched the artifact too tightly, and was complained by the artifact that his hands were sweating too much.I looked over suspiciously, and Chao Sheng's hair exploded again: "This little bastard is very strong, don't believe it!"

Then he remembered that we were able to be friends in the first place because I single-handedly knocked down a bunch of monsters, snatched his wine back to him, and smiled at him.

He was silent for a while, and then muttered: "Although he is not as strong as you, but he is still young, yes, he is still young."

Yato was wiping the sweat from his hands with the corner of his tracksuit, when I moved my eyes to him, his movements froze: "He is so ghostly."

So, Kidomaru, who will be very strong in the future, what do you think about it?I put down the Kidomaru that I picked up, and used my hands to make him at eye level with me. I asked him seriously: "What do you think?"

Kidomaru stretched out his short hand, wanting to reach me, he spit out vague words from his mouth: "Mother... hug... hug..."

Asahi put me in the summoning formation this time, and I was holding Kidomaru, he and Yato had serious expressions, and muttered: "All those who are ready to fight are in front!"

Their thinking is, since I can summon Kidomaru, and this white and tender Kidomaru recognizes me as my mother, maybe I can pull out a Shuten-douji?

They also started to engage in metaphysics.

Asao and Yato have made full preparations for Shuten-douji's arrival. For example, the artifact in Yato's hand has never been put down, and Asao also said to me: "If Shuten-douji really comes out, then it's up to you, Yayoi .”

Although, with such metaphysics, the three of us have no hope for the possibility that Shuten-douji will come out. The designated pool can be drawn crookedly, and what is drawn is not a serious Kidomaru, but a small bastard.This kind of luck is almost the same as producing a Jiu Tun son.

We feel that we don't have that kind of European spirit, and we feel that we can only catch a lucky monster as usual to make new creations.

we thought.

"Humans...are they actually bookmen?"

It was a very exciting night. The two of us, the monster and the god, looked a bit dumb and confused, and Kidomaru was poked on the cheek by a new boss with great fun.

"This is my grandson?"

Kidomaru is the illegitimate son of Shutendouji Shutendouji is the son of Yamata no Orochi, then the logical chain is established, Yamata no Orochi has a grandson.But what does it matter to me.

I'm just a 100-year-old scholar who can't even draw designated youkai.It has nothing to do with Shuten-douji.

"The grandson calls you mother."

"After all, the fact that Shuten-douji is the son of Yamata no Orochi is unreliable."

"Even if it is true, Kidomaru is not necessarily the son of Shuten-douji, his son is called Ibaraki-douji."

What I said sounds outrageous, but here, Ibaraki-douji is indeed the son of Shuten-douji, and he is still a ruthless monster with his father's skeleton on his face.Ibaraki Doji is a subordinate of Yuyi Fox, and Yuyi Fox seems to have been killed by the new head of the Nuliang Group a few years ago.

Mr. Xiaowu told me.

I'm already wondering if my superficial father Xiaowu-kun will have a heart attack when I bring Kidomaru and Yaqi Orochi home.

I smiled foolishly again: "Father, you are now a grandfather."

Mr. Xiaowu may throw away our fragile father-daughter relationship directly, but he will definitely not be able to close the door. After all, the Yamata no Orochi behind me is a more ruthless character than Yuyi Fox, and it is easy for a snake demon to get stuck in the door.

In this situation, not to mention Mr. Xiaowu, I am suffocated right now.

Yato and Chaosheng don't know whether to say their luck is good or bad. Anyway, my luck must be bad. If I am lucky, I will draw the soul of his uncle Chaosheng.

I called Tomie: "Miss Kawakami, are you interested in being a mother?"

Fu Jiang: "Get out!"

"I'll give you a [-]% discount for cleaning next time."

"You're dreaming, I don't want to split."

"Not a split."

"You think I'm stupid, girls can't have children."

Kidomaru rolled over on the tatami, and said in a childish voice, "Mother." Tomie on the other side of the phone immediately exploded, "You want me to raise the child you had with a wild man, what do you think of me?!"

"Actually, it's not just about raising children. I also want you to raise a wild man. A wild man who can protect you."

"roll!"

There was a busy tone on the phone.

Fu Jiang was so angry that he dared to hang up on my phone.

Yato, Asao, and an evil god watched my operation the whole time, and the "wild man" evil god raised his eyebrows: "Wild man, me?"

"Snakes are wild game, and Yamata no Orochi is a wild man. I don't think there is a problem."

A Kidomaru dumpling that Bai Gungun needs me to raise, and a very old but still beautiful evil god Yamata no Orochi, is there a problem if I want to kick these two men who eat nothing but don't work?

no problem.

Yamata no Orochi has been sealed away for many years, living like a squatting at home, or a squatting at home with a bad temper, what makes Yato envious to the point that his eyeballs turn from blue to green is that this guy is Takatahara Masaru. of.Even if he is about to be wanted by Gao Tianyuan, his aura is still there.

Determined to be a righteous god Yato, Yato who wants to have a shrine: "Let's sell him, Yayoi."

"The evil god should be able to change the shrine and the shrine."

I also want to sell it.

Yayoi was so frightened by him that she hid at the shit-shoveling officer's house and didn't want to come back at night. When she came back, her hair would blow up several times.Chaosheng's shit-shoveling officer is happy, but he is in pain.

"Want to catch it."

"I'm obviously a civet cat, not a cat!"

But when the snake demon was staggering around Yamata no Orochi, he always wanted to stretch out his claws to catch it.It wasn't until I stuffed all the snake demons around him into the sleeves of Yamata no Orochi that Asao was able to lie on the ground and collapse into a loveless cat cake.

"I've had enough of meow!"

We've all had enough.

Yamata no Orochi even plays with his grandson, what else can I expect?Let him talk about the topographic map of Gao Tianyuan?I might as well ask Yato to bring back a righteous god, or just let Yato lure his sworn enemy, Bishamonten.

Kidomaru is a child who will be hooked to Yamata no Orochi by Yamata no Orochi's snake demon if he doesn't look at it, or a child who bites the snake demon in front of Yamata no Orochi.

Yamata no Orochi sighed, picked him up and let the snake demon hold his clothes in his mouth, "The teeth are so nice, I see that you and I are indeed destined, so let me forgive you."

Kidomaru was dangling in mid-air, and started calling me again, with a babyish inarticulate voice: "...Mother..."

He could call out to me when I happened to pass by, but he couldn't call out to me when I was indulging in liver charts.

Yamata no Orochi said, "Does the Shuweng family hold grudges like this?"

Me who is obsessed with liver pictures:? ? ?

He rolled up his sleeves, with a helpless expression: "Do you want me to go see you?"

I:? ? ?

All right, he's already said that, so I'll put down my pen and see you.

I said in a good voice, "Boss, what are you doing?"

"I heard that the cherry blossoms of humans are blooming now."

"Go."

"I don't know how to get back."

Alright, I pulled up Yato who was drowsy, "Yatata snake wants to see the cherry blossoms, wake up and lead the way."

He hugged the pillow, didn't want to get up from sleep, and muttered, "No."

"Chaosheng is not at home."

Yato shuddered: "I'll go."

In my choice to go with him, Yato chose to sacrifice himself, and Yamata no Orochi threw Kidomaru directly to me before going out.What a loss, I saw Kidomaru draw an arc in the air, and I caught it quickly with quick eyesight, and Kidomaru giggled:

"Come again."

Was he being played by Yamata no Orochi to something wrong?

No Yamata no Orochi, no Yato, no Asao, I stayed in my room in the afternoon. I restored a lot of the scenes from Tomie Kou, and hung them in my room one by one, because of the dark red color. Repeated use of tones, when the light is dim, you can see those dark red things in the portrait are fragmented pieces of meat.

And because of Kidomaru, I put all these portraits away and locked them in a cabinet.

Although Kidomaru's nature is said to be bloodthirsty by Yamata no Orochi, as long as he is a child and does not look like an adult, I will not show him these things, and it is easy to spoil him.

Kidomaru stayed in my room all afternoon, held in my arms, watching me draw the line draft.Not Tomie's ones, but some in warm tones, reminiscent of water, white birds, and wind.

Blowing away the strokes of a dandelion, not to mention very gentle, will not make people feel uncomfortable.

Kidomaru didn't make much fuss, he was more obedient when he was by my side, and turned over occasionally to take a nap on my arm.Watch me draw when I wake up.

Later, when I got tired, I let him hold a drawing board and a paintbrush beside me, and let him develop freely.

Within ten minutes, Kidomaru called me, "Mother."

I stopped writing to look at him, and he handed me a drawing board full of drawings, smiling happily: "Mom, the drawing is finished."

The things on the drawing board are clusters of shadows, large blocks of color, and some abstract scenes.I took a closer look, and the outermost lines he drew should be houses, and the two color blocks should be people.

Because he was busy painting, his face was stained with the color of the picture.

I took him to wash off the ink on my face, thought about the wording, and said to him: "The painting is full, not bad, can you be more detailed..." I got stuck on calling him, in "Tongtong" I struggled with "Kidoumaru" for a while, and chose the one that could shout out.

"... Kidomaru."