i may be a bug

Use my merits in exchange for your present life!

Come out, Holy Relic. Chaosheng!

——Tanikawa Kakutani

What happens when you are driven crazy by a card game?

Chaosheng has something to say.

"Change the summoning formation, the non-divine painting summoning formation is useless."

Yato who was attacked by the god body: "Hey, hey, my summoning array is fine, the problem is your holy relic, what kind of holy relic are you?!"

Appointed to the holy relic, or only to his uncle's holy relic.

No matter how many ugly and cute little ghosts I took out from the summoning circle these days, the holy relic Chaosheng still failed to bring back his uncle's confused soul today.

He lay down on the summoning array and took a nap, and when he woke up, he would see that the brush in my hand had emptied an ink bottle.The tip of the writing brush tried hard to cover the ink, but the ink leaked out from the wolf, making the wolf look very moist.

When I pressed the tip of the pen on the paper, the tip of the pen was so moist, and the ink that came out was just right.

In the function of the bookman's spiritual power, he mentioned how to make the brush into a brush that can store more ink, and can also adjust how it produces ink, which couldn't be more convenient.

After I couldn't meet new monsters when I went out, I chose to stay at home and use various items to perform so-called holy relic summoning, and the summoned things were also weird.

The strangest thing is that I summoned Tomie Kawakami with a cream cake. Facing this devilish mole beauty, I took out a dry towel and a set of clothes, and obviously played another battle royale game covered in blood. The beauty returned to her tidy appearance.

"I want to eat."

"No."

"Then go to die."

She really has a bad temper, but it doesn't matter, as long as she is alive and can communicate, I can put the streets and scenery in her memory into my album.

For the first time, Tomie was stared at by Yimao with strange eyes. Yato even wanted to poke her. He turned his face and asked me, "This is that magical beauty, can't you feel it?"

In order to prevent unnecessary horror events caused by Tomie Kawakami's magical charm, such as her being killed by an admirer, I put a buff on her to isolate her magical charm, so Ms. Kawakami is just an ordinary beautiful girl now.

"Don't you think she looks very foul?"

Yato said bluntly, "I don't think so."

Wearing a girl's high school uniform and being persuaded by me, Tomie, who is considered obedient now, glared at Yato, then leaned up to me, as if he didn't have a long memory, "I don't like him."

"Miss Kawakami, this is my co-tenant, the kind who can make money."

"I do not like him."

"But I like him."

"Then you are really useless, you like such a person!"

I smiled and carried Fu Jiang into the room, and listened to me read the social virtues for half an hour. After reading, I smiled and asked her: "Do you like him now?"

It doesn't matter if you don't like it, anyway, as a strange person who can talk to her, before she sorts out the impressive scenery, she still has to stay in the same residence with someone she doesn't like, holding back her temper and talking, watching me draw pictures.

"Ugly to death."

"What are these things you drew?"

"It doesn't look good at all!"

After being evaluated by Fu Jiang with untrue remarks for two days, she washed the dishes after we finished eating.

Fu Jiang stretched out his hands, unbelievable: "Look at my hands, are you willing to let it wash the dishes? It doesn't matter if I can't eat or sleep well, why do you want me to wash the dishes?"

"Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be done by that stinky man?"

"Aren't you supposed to support me?"

I:? ? ?

"I have to rely on others to support me, how can I support you?"

"Then go cheat the man's money to support me!"

Fu Jiang laughed angrily at me, "Are you useless to this extent?"

"I became angry from embarrassment, so you wash the dishes for me." I said emotionally.

Before the buff was added, Fu Jiang lived a life of being obedient and obedient, but it often ended in death, and his death was very tragic.The scenes she spoke out with malicious intent were basically the places where she died, often covered by every inch of her flesh and blood.So those scenes, the beautiful small western-style buildings, the painter's studio, and a certain street, I gave it a dark red tone.

The bookman only needs to record the world in the eyes of monsters, it doesn't matter whether it is bad or good.

After getting the buff, Fu Jiang lived a life that she felt was not human. She wore high school uniforms, ate ordinary food, and there were no people who broke their heads to get her love.She also has to wash the dishes and do housework.

Fu Jiang was about to cry when he was wronged.

"Don't you like me? Why do you want me to do this?"

I was busy drawing a picture, and said a few words, then casually replied: "I like you, don't I like you if I want you to live?"

"I'd rather be killed."

Now that she has said so, I can't really keep her girl in check, so I will give her a buff to let her relax.The first draft has been completed, so let her relax and experience the feeling of being passionately loved.

"That's why it's time for me to do the dishes again?"

"Yes."

"Why doesn't the cat wash?"

I made the final decision for Yato, "Asao is in charge of buying vegetables, I'm in charge of cooking, and you are in charge of washing dishes. Is there a problem?"

He choked out a sentence: "I don't have to eat."

"Tonight Chaosheng's wine is ready, and I'm ready to mix the wine. Dinner is soup tofu and stewed fish, eel rice and dessert. Are you sure you don't want to eat it."

"I'm sure...washing the dishes."

In the evening, the three of us drank wine, the wine was adjusted according to each person's taste, and it was still very strong. After I finished drinking, I blushed a little. When watching millions of believers giggle, I am still sober.Sober people have to clean up the mess, put the two drunks into the quilt with the pattern of the summoning array, the kitchen still needs to warm the sober soup, and the messy wine table needs to be cleaned up.

People with a liver chart don't need sleep.

It's all in the liver map, sleeping is a waste of time.

There are many materials, all provided by Fu Jiang.This girl who died all over the picture deprived me of the right to wake up naturally every morning, and lived a life with a table of sketches.

The first draft is good, but a little detail needs to be added to prevent people from misunderstanding it later.

Rigorous, rigorous.

One afternoon after a month, I saw Fu Jiang again. She was killed again, and she just came back to life and ran towards me with blood all over her body.

During the day, Yedou was resting, and Chaosheng was in his shit-shoveling officer's house. I was busy drawing pictures and didn't want to sleep. When I heard the knock on the door, I opened the door, and then I was covered in blood.

Fu Jiang's wireless multiplication feature allows her flesh and blood to regenerate a new Fu Jiang, and now the blood is swollen and still moving when it hit me.

I killed it casually.

Fu Jiang came all the way and there were probably a bunch of Fu Jiangs along the way. I had no choice but to be held by her arms and go down to deal with those new Fu Jiangs for her.

The Fujiang full of cities hinders my summoning rate. Duplicate cards are not allowed in my summoning pool, which is reducing the drop rate of my designated cards.

When Yetou slept well, Fu Jiang had become a well-behaved Fu Jiang, and the beautiful girl with a tear mole could now smile at him: "Good afternoon, Ye Dou-kun."

Yato shook his hand and twisted off the doorknob: "What did you do to her, Yayoi?"

"She thought I could protect her, so she reluctantly pretended to be a gentle girl all afternoon."

I can say it with disgust when I am eating instant noodles, "Since you like me so much, I will try my best to trick a man into raising you. It is useless to rely on a cat to raise you."

At that time, I touched Fu Jiang's forehead subconsciously. The temperature was normal, not because I had a fever and burned my brain.

Yato also felt that she had burned out her brain at first, but after hearing my report, she decided that her brain was burned out, "Why is this kind of character design so strange?"

"You eat gentle girls and arrogant girls?"

"First of all, there is a premise that I am a woman."

"It's not bad for women."

"You'd better go to work."

Fu Jiang, who became strange, attributed to her fear of being killed and her disgust at the appearance of the new Fu Jiang, who overcame her fear of me, and decided to make a fool of herself.

She finally started her acting career.

Let it go.

After Chaosheng came back, he asked me if I wanted to get her drunk and let her tell the truth after drinking. I said it was okay, "I gave her a lot of questions to do, and she was not allowed to go out to play until she finished. There's no need to embarrass her."

After Fu Jiang was finally able to go out to play, her new goal standard became very unified, math teacher.I even asked me to give her a buff that can suppress her magical charm, so that those math teachers are at most obsessed with her instead of obsessed enough to kill her.

"It's really hard to find a math teacher!"

Is it in line with her aesthetics, or is it difficult to find a math teacher, Fu Jiang will not wrong herself in other places now.I told her earnestly: "If you wear a high school uniform, you must study hard. You are so beautiful, why didn't you think of using it to study? Men will lie to you, if you can't study, if you can't study, you just can't."

Fu Jiang was very moved and cried.

Now she understands, "You are just greedy for my math teacher and my math problems!"

But I am studying geography now.

I looked at her with an innocent face, who is busy drawing pictures and has time to study mathematics?

Not only do you have to draw pictures, I'm tired of forging holy relics every day, okay?For directional summoning, I even engraved a wine gourd and put it on the summoning array, activated the summoning array on time at zero o'clock, and relied on metaphysics to draw it once a day.

Chaosheng sleeps with a wine gourd under a quilt with a pattern of summoning formations. Sometimes I will cover him with a quilt, and then catch a random monster passing by.

Yes, the summoning array is useless.

What I summoned were all unlucky monsters on the side of the road, not any monsters that would actually be summoned from Heian-kyo.I don't think it's possible, after all, when Yato and I watched other onmyoji call, a wandering spirit would be a gift.

The Heian-kyo demon is not in my summoning card pool at all.

As usual, I let Asao, who was holding the bowl, stay in the rough summoning circle, and started the daily draw.

The wind is very noisy today.

I watched the summoning formation blow up on the ground, messing up Chao Sheng's hair, thinking that today's monster should be a wind demon.Chao Sheng who was staying on the summoning array was blown by the wind for a while, and I was about to go forward to fix his hair. By the way, when I brought the monster out, he changed back to his original shape without warning, and the hair on his body exploded.

Yato, who was asleep, also rolled out of his room, and jumped in front of me with all his hands and feet, and took out all the artifacts he had just contracted.

I'm the only demon out of state.

The night sky outside the window was originally clear, without the moon, but there were sporadic stars, and I could also see a few night owls squatting on the trees outside.When Zhao Sheng was blowing his hair, and when Ye Dou rolled out of the room to pick up the artifact, Ye Xiao was startled flying.

It seems that something really unimaginable has been summoned.

Think boldly, has the soul of Chao Sheng finally found its way back?

Then I looked at the monster gradually appearing in the room, I: "——"