i may be a bug

I want to get into the soul of the card game, did I do something wrong?

Why is what I want always crooked?

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I persuaded Yato to be more open-minded and focus on ordinary high school students. Yato asked why, and I said:

"Trust my experience."

As someone who has been there, I know exactly what high-risk occupations Japanese junior high school students and high school students are in.Junior high school students need to fall in love with a half-demon to save the world and be taught by Sparta that the whole world changes in only one morning.In fact, high school students are not much different. It is common for the savior, the demon king, the vampire, to change his race when he wakes up, and there are some secret settings. However, high school students are more stable than junior high school students, because they grow older. The ability to resist stress has been tempered by the experience of being a junior high school student.

In today's world, because ghost talks are closely related to people, high school students can have intimate contact with things on the other side every day.

On the way to school, you may meet a slit girl, and the classmate who keeps apologizing to others may be a bisexual girl.A child who visited a relative's house found that the child was being watched by the bird.

I had nightmares for several days in a row and found that there was a pink long-nosed pig or a little girl shaking a tambourine in my dream.The name of the game played after class can be called Pen Fairy or Four Corner Game, and you can also greet a non-existent transfer student, because a certain curse treats a certain classmate in the class as if it does not exist.

When the relationship was blocked, I heard the class talking about the beautiful boy in black at the crossroads. I decided to try the divination of the beautiful boy, but was shocked by the words of the beautiful boy and wanted to commit suicide.And the reason why people want to try their luck with the beautiful boy in black is because Tomie Kawakami in the class who loves him doesn't get any response, and she is even hated by her.

Even when going to the toilet, there are Oni Doll Hanako and Oni Domaru.

Yato: "...What a tragedy."

It was so miserable that Yato couldn't say anything else.

I patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly, "That's why I need the salvation of Ye Fighting God."

The five yuan gods later became strange stories like the afterlife and the hell girl in the daily life of ordinary high school students.

"I heard that as long as five yuan, then dial the number on the small advertisement at midnight, and say to the other end of the phone, 'Ye Fighting God, please form a relationship with me', and you can cut off the fate you want to cut off."

"Very effective."

"I tried it, Ye Fighting God cut off my relationship with my ex-boyfriend, and he never pestered me again."

"Really? Eguchi-kun has been too annoying recently, and I don't want to see him either."

"Just going to try it."

That's why Yato is now nocturnal.Asahi and I slept until we woke up naturally, Yato squatted in front of us, his face haggard after staying up all night.

"Although this is good, what's the problem? I'm now an evil god who comes out at midnight. Are they looking at my face and talking properly?"

"Looking at my face, which looks like a righteous god, and saying that I am an evil god, are they embarrassed?"

Asahi looked at me, and I looked at Yato seriously: "That's jealousy. Also, the first person summoned you happened to be at midnight."

"Won't they try another time?"

"Well, because for some people, you are their only hope to get out of the predicament, so they will not act rashly. Another part is that they summoned the wrong person, and the end is not very good."

I understood the part of Yato that I was hesitant to say, he rubbed his hair, his breath was irritable: "Which ghost dares to use Yato's righteousness to harm people, Yato God, I will kill it directly!"

Taking advantage of the opportunity, I took out my small notebook, with a bunch of names written on it, and smiled kindly at Yato who suddenly had a dull expression: "Come on, Yato!"

Yato slumped into the soft quilt spread on the tatami, and changed the subject abruptly: "Master Shenming is sleepy, go to sleep first!"

Chaosheng's expression gradually became gloomy: "Yato, have you come back to take a shower?"

Yato, who wanted to sleep away from his problems, was thrown into the bathroom by the irritable Tanuki Asao.

"Don't think about it if you don't wash it!!"

This volume, this roar, is the confidence that parents only have.

During the day, Yato rests.Chaosheng turned into a cat and went to the shit-shoveling officer's house he liked to cheat, eat, drink and take away. By the way, he used the words I gave him to give the shit-shoveling officer peace of mind and get rid of the filth in his house.

The excrement shoveler Chaosheng was looking for had a rich family and was alone. When Chaosheng and I were squatting behind the green road some time ago, we saw his face full of bad luck. We glanced at each other and confirmed that this is the person who donates money.

There is no repayment for saving lives, and we don't want anything else, just seeking money.

That was the moment when Chaosheng's acting skills exploded. He rolled out of the green belt, hooked his paw around the trousers of the future shit-shoveling officer, and meowed.

Fortunately, we succeeded the first time.

Since then, Chaosheng has been a cat with a cat brand, and he has lived the life that a high-cold cat should have.As for the poop shoveler, what do you think of the cat that he doesn't come home at night, but is lazily lying on the balcony licking its paws during the day?

Don’t have any misconceptions about the cat rushing out to touch porcelain on the way, thinking that it will cling to people. If you expect a rogue to be clingy, you might as well comfort yourself that he is at least caring for the family.

In fact, Asahi was just in a bad mood.

Out of the rigor of a scholar and the attitude of being responsible to my friends, I kindly reminded him before he was about to touch porcelain: "Male cats in human families generally don't have balls."

At that time, Chaosheng heard a fall on the ground, collapsed on the ground, and Maosheng lost hope.

The poop shoveler would have raised a male cat, but after my friendly reminder, he raised a noble and glamorous female cat.

Chaosheng doesn't know how to challenge probability problems. Of course it's okay if he succeeds in the challenge, but if he fails in the challenge... he can only run away.As a monster, if he is really successfully sterilized by humans, his whole family will pass out.

That's shame.

But human beings have the profession of onmyoji, and people with various hidden abilities. These are all my experience.Before I get along with people, I don't know whether he is a human or a ghost, and the price will be very tragic.

I tend to play it safe.

Chaosheng hesitated for a while, and chose to be safe.

It seemed that we were being reckless, and we jumped in when we saw a candidate, but in fact, all the household information in that area was in my small notebook.

Otherwise, we can't be sure that the shit shovel officer can afford cats.

During the day, Chaosheng played the role of a cold cat at the shit-shoveling official's house. He was dressed in gray fur and wore the name Xuezi, so he didn't want to talk to anyone.During the day, I walked from place to place according to the city plan drawn by the Gap Girl, and marked the places where monsters haunted.

Then, at the time of the devil, as a bookkeeper, I went to the place I stepped on during the day and pretended to meet by chance.How can there be so many chance encounters in the world? It's not inevitable that I racked my brains to make it happen.

But many times, the ghost stories I encounter are not the ones I want.

I want a friendly Kagedan, but if I'm at a crossroads, then no matter who the previous Kagetan was, I'll be face to face with the pretty boy in black in the mist.I can only perform embarrassingly: "I want to know if the human being I like has a good result with me."

"Without good results, there will be no good results."

Me: "Oh."

It's such an embarrassment.

If I'm not at a crossroads, I always summon something else when I try to summon something metaphysical in a specific location.I wanted to summon Kidomaru, after all, evil spirits are easy to talk, and then I summoned the ghost doll Hanako.

Hanako is still a gentleman.

I:? ? ?

What should I think about the problem of Zhengtai appearing in the women's restroom?Can Hanako be summoned in the third room of the women's restroom on the third floor?

It feels like a card draw game where I want to draw my own life and end up drawing another character who hits my cute spot.

The legendary Hanako-kun who can fulfill all wishes, because he is a gentleman, I made a wish to him to hold him for one night, at that time, Hanako-kun looked at me like a pervert.

During the process of hugging him, I behaved all the way, hugging him just hugging him, hugging the kind that can still sleep, and when I woke up, I said politely, "Goodbye, Hanako-kun."

"Nothing."

I sat on the tatami wrapped in a quilt, rolled up a notebook and tapped my forehead lightly, sighing: "Can't you come to someone who is easy to start with?"

Mr. Xiaowu said that my social skills are full in some aspects, but now there is no monster who can experience my full social skills again.

"It's better to pray to the gods to get married."

Yato gave me advice.

I said, "I'm a scholar, and I'm a monster. Monsters and gods are bound together. Do you think everyone is a night fighting god?"

"If you are a scholar, shouldn't you be traveling in the mountains and rivers?"

I continued to sigh, and threw the small book rolled up in my hand aside, "I just want to know what the mountains and rivers look like in the eyes of monsters, now that Dajiang Mountain and Atago Mountain are gone, I have no other choice but to ask monsters. "

"If I had seen a monster like Shuten-douji Otengu Yamata no Orochi, I wouldn't be running around like this."

Ye Dou scratched his head: "The ideal is lofty."

"Yeah, I'm a scholar who wants to draw the world from the eyes of monsters."

The world is the world of the world map, what I want to do is a geographical atlas, the story is secondary, and the important thing is the topographic map.

Is it so difficult to find a topographic map now?

I used all kinds of metaphysics at home to try to summon youkai related to those Heian-kyo great demons.When summoning the youkai related to Shuten Doji, I solemnly placed Asao on the pentagram pattern drawn on the book. Even if he turned into a kitten, he would still be a kitten that could cover all the patterns.

I always try metaphysics in the middle of the night, trying to summon the uncle Asao who made wine for Jiuten Doji, Chaosheng's round cat eyes are full of disgust: "At least be more reliable, learn the yin and yang skills of human beings and come again! "

"The pentagram drawn by Yato."

Chaosheng: "It's ugly."

Yato: "You are discriminatory!"

"The God of hard work should respond to the wishes of believers earlier, otherwise people will leave soon!"

Metaphysics is useless.

Even the current onmyoji may not be able to summon his uncle Chaosheng.

Because Zhao Sheng said: "My uncle is old and dead, the civet cat can live for so long is already considered a long life, we civet cats are just little monsters."

Tonight, I am still on the road of trying to summon the soul of Grandpa Zhaosheng.