"What are you writing?" Xiao Wujun asked me.

I replied: "Geographic atlas."

"Change your name."

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Xiao Wujun said that the world is very dangerous, and there will be monsters who will eat me at any time. All he can do is to shed a few tears, lament my misfortune, and then write this incident into his strange novel .

He treated me as a kid over 100 years old.

The novels written by Mr. Xiao Wu are of the monster type, full of anecdotes and strange stories about monsters who lived in Heianjing to modern times, and they are also books, so there is a market for them to be written.So he became a well-known writer.

But my ideal is not to be a well-known writer, but to write a geographical atlas for my supernatural powers to read.

When I stepped out of the house for the first time, Mr. Xiaowu leaned against the door and said "don't die".Later, many monsters felt that he was so biased that he let such a big devil like me come out of the mountain, and told me not to die.

"I will marry whoever can kill you!"

The female monster is a frequent visitor in urban ghost stories. She cried out in front of me, hoping that a brave man could save her from me.However, maybe because she is a rip girl, no hero is willing to sacrifice herself.

She was the first to be murdered by me, because I was outside a strange house, waiting for the first rain after going out.The sky was dark and there was no one around.At that time, the Gap Girl appeared in front of me like this, holding up the scissors and asking me: "Am I pretty?"

She was my savior, the dawn when I finished the first page of my geographic atlas, the beacon that guided my direction.

She was the first youkai I met in the city, so it's only natural that I get excited.I held her hand, took off the scissors in her hand, and asked with a smile when she was in a daze, "Hello, do you have the floor plan of this city?"

Cracked Girl: "..."

Yes, something is not good.

I corrected her thinking, it was very bad.Because I know too little about this world, I need a reliable guide.Xiao Wujun at home is usually too lazy to mention such things, and when he mentions it, it is to scare me and let me stay in peace.

The Gap Girl felt that her script was wrong and tried to correct my wrong thinking, turning my tearful expression into horror, and she asked me again: "Am I pretty?"

My honesty: "Very beautiful. The slits on both sides of the mouth are very symmetrical, the lipstick color is also beautiful, and the makeup is on point. So do you have a floor plan of the city?"

Gap Girl: "Then I'll make you as beautiful as me!"

"But your scissors are in my hand."

"..."

Her script is gone.

The girl with a gap was a bit confused after I lost the script. I squatted with her on an abandoned platform until her feet became numb. When I helped her stand up, she still didn't recover.

But then, while I was peeling her apples with her scissors, she recovered and opened up to me, knowing everything.

The modern city has the same chaos as the Heian-kyo era, with humans and ghosts coexisting, as well as gods.The Gap Girl demonstrated to me how to summon a god during the days when I was walking with her. For example, she used a five-yuan coin to pray to the god for liberation.

When I was staring at the blue-eyed god in tracksuit and white scarf, the gap girl wanted to bump her head to death in front of him, so I pulled her back.

God and I watched the tears of the rip girl roll down my eyes.

Me: "What happened to her?"

Unknown god: "I don't know."

My first encounter with this god was facilitated by the Gap Woman.Because I don't want to beat him, he can't beat me, and I'm not doing evil, but purifying the evil of other rip girls, so we get along friendly.

Of course, I'm purging the Gap, that's what he said.

The Gap Girl's expression at that time was desperate and powerless.In the days that followed, she began to sew her mouth shut and said nothing except for me asking her questions.

She is bitter.But I don't know why she is suffering, so she is confused and embarrassed.A young man who just went out and entered the society and was about to be beaten up by the society was very confused.

I had no choice but to take the Gap Girl home.

Xiao Wujun opened the door and saw that there was a slit girl in the house, and she was a virtuous and virtuous slit girl who was cooking in the kitchen. His expression cracked: "What's the matter with you?"

"I made her cry."

Xiao Wujun's eyelids twitched with the slit girl who sewed her mouth shut and put on a mask. He couldn't bear to ask me what I did to her. I said it myself.

"You said, you asked her if there was a floor plan?"

"Yes, she said yes."

Xiao Wujun was in a complicated mood: "What if she doesn't have one?"

"Excuse me and let her go on. Is there a problem?"

The Gap Girl whimpered in the kitchen.

"Your communication skills, in a way, are very strong."

The Gap Girl felt that she was wronged.

This kind of grievance occurred when she was frightened into thinking that her life was in danger, and when she met a ruthless scumbag, he even asked a question that made her difficult, forcing her to teach herself to be able to draw a floor plan.She broke the dike many times, and now she can only sob.

She is so stupid, really, when she saw Ruanzi Wenwen was quiet, she looked like a good boy who could be tricked at first glance, who would have thought that Ruanzizi was really a good boy?

A "no", toss so much time.

The Gap Girl is tired, the Gap Girl doesn't want to do ghost talks anymore, and the Gap Girl can't hang out in the weird talks anymore.

If I can meet this gap girl again, I will pat her on the shoulder and tell her good news, and my smile will be full of embarrassment during the period: "Well, I seem to have made the strange talk cry .”

But the Gap Girl who was frightened by me finished drawing the floor plan sobbing, stayed at my house for a few days, cooked meals for a few days, and cleaned the floor for a few days. When she rushed out of my house, her expression was full of relief.After all, I am not a devil, but Mr. Xiaowu is a real devil.

Only big devils can raise little devils, this is the truth.

She took one last look at the number plate of my house, and I never saw this Gap Girl again within a radius of ten miles around my house.

Thought I could make friends.

The second time I met that five yuan god, it was the first monster friend I made who cried and chose to exchange five yuan coins for peace.

He is a civet cat, and he has a big family. All the civet cats in the room advised him not to do stupid things. He still has a long life as a demon, so don't choose the road of no return in a fit of anger.

The road of no return. Me: try to smile jpg

His parents, brothers, and sisters didn't have any. He howled loudly and cried loudly. He restrained the whole family with his strength, then took out a five-yuan coin, and called the convenient god: "Come on, come on, come on!" The cat is going to die!"

Wuyuan Shenming saw a familiar face like me among a bunch of raccoon cats, and we have a tacit understanding between brothers.

"Look, even the gods are her friends!"

My friend's sister tugged at her friend's clothes, her eyes were red, "Are they friends? They're just greedy for your wine!"

"She doesn't drink."

"Then you are greedy for her body!"

The friend took a deep breath, and—

I covered the ears of the innocent passing five yuan gods, and then my raccoon friend let out an earth-shattering howl.

The timing was just right.

I saved the eardrums of the gods.

When my friend and I left our friend's house with the support of the Wuyuan God, a group of civet cats behind us stared at our backs with grief.

"Am I great?"

"great!"

Tanuki friend Asao and I began to praise each other across a god, and decided on the path of eating and drinking in the future during the journey when the god doubted God.

Chaosheng was serious: "It's reasonable to be cute. Isn't a civet cat a cat? Can't a cat entangle a person to be a shit-shoveling officer?"

Civet cats belong to the cat subfamily and the leopard cat in the animal classification.Chao Sheng said that he is a cat is not wrong, he also looks like a cat, and after changing back to his original shape and making a disguise, he is a real domestic fluffy that can be rua.

Our board and lodging issues are fully resolved by Chaosheng, and besides me, a quick and convenient five-element god is also included as a gift.

I was stared at by Mr. Xiaowu with a headache for three days because of the Gap Girl incident, and finally he decided to keep out of sight and out of mind, and threw me out of the house.

"It's just spring break, you can come back after the holiday."

Asao is my friend Tanuki that I met during the spring break. Tanuki can make wine. Asao once proudly said that their wine was brewed for Shuten Doji.

The ancestral wine-making skills have undergone a mutation in him, and the wine he brews is very strong, so strong that it resembles the eaux-de-vie that D and I both drank.

When I met his wine, I was shocked: "Hi, do we want to be friends?"

Making friends is that easy.

Shuweng traveled all over the mountains and rivers, and what followed them was their circle of friends. Wherever they went, there were friends.

Now in my circle of friends, besides Tanuki Asao, who makes wine, there is only one god, Yato, who became acquainted with five yuan coins.

Yato put up small advertisements all over the street, but the two people who tried to make friends with him were all monsters.He felt that he was a little far away from the goal of millions of believers, but, "I am the god Yato! This distance is casual!"

I propose: "Do you want to be my story?"

"I am a book man, and the books written on the human side should have some influence."

I'm embarrassed to tell Yato that "a little influence" is similar to what he said "a little distance".But being recorded by Shuweng can effectively relieve Yato's demise syndrome, and indeed can extend the existence of gods.After all, when I read a book, I remembered that there was such a god, and Yato would not be forgotten.

"Can it only be human belief?"

"I...I don't know very well." Yato rolled himself into the quilt, said a few words "so soft", and then continued, "After all, Yato God, I have never had a monster as my believer."

"Would you like to try and believe in the Night God?"

Chaosheng slapped his paw on it, "Dream."

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