i may be a bug

So how should I write my story?

I have only written exercise books!

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I originally wanted to meet the smart guy who was strongly Amwayed by D. D boasted that his brain was beyond the heavens and the earth, and said that we are very similar in some respects.

"They are all extremely egotistical people who don't care about external things."

D is suitable for being a psychoanalyst. When I was writing an exercise book, he would observe me when he had nothing to do. When the conclusions came out of his mouth, I listened to them as biographies.

When listening to wise people, I have only two attitudes when it comes to my evaluation, one is to believe everything, and the other is not to believe a word.

Mafia's Ranpo said I was "stupid as a baby", and I believed it, because I wasn't very smart.I can't believe it when D says "no one can really touch your heart".

It's like I wrote all the questions wrong, and my supernatural ability gave me the evaluation of "great wisdom and stupidity".

To have a correct perception of oneself is the greatest virtue.

D Except when evaluating me, the reliability of other places is still barely there. I believe in his Amway. After all, he was the first person to be betrayed when his life was threatened. Not to mention the enemy, at least he hopes Unlucky people like him.

It should be someone of the same level as him.

D gave me his name - Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.Because it is easier to remember than D's name, I wrote it down.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, between Tatsuhiko with different abilities.

A person with supernatural powers at the bug level.

It can make people with supernatural powers be killed by their own supernatural powers.Well, don't read other information, he can't beat me.

I spent 10 minutes in one night to compare his data with mine, and then compared my force value with his. I changed a few layers of my buffs and added stability buffs.In order to show respect for him, I pasted three layers of buffs from the inside to the outside, immune type, purification type, and stabilization type.I have posted a few attack buffs on the outside of these three floors, and I am going to use them whenever I can't agree.

After preparing everything, I called Junichiro and Naomi a daily good night call, then wrapped myself in the quilt, and prepared to sleep peacefully, and went to find Tatsuhiko Shibusawa who was free tomorrow morning.

Do a good job of preparation, cultivate your spirit, and face the new mathematics and science teacher with the best mental outlook, so as to improve the impression of the first meeting. I have always done this and I think I have done a good job.

but--

My supernatural ability first found me a geography teacher.

I'm really sorry, Shibusawa-san, I might be mentally exhausted tomorrow morning, and I'm going to die.

The newly appointed geography teacher is of the scholarly race, or the better one among the scholarly tribe, holding a book and being polite.But the things recorded in the book are all the dark history of those who offended him, and there are all kinds of gossip. Wearing a monocle, he really looks like a gentle scum.

I am a new cub in the Shuweng family, because my parents are his seventh aunt's eighth aunt's neighbor, the third aunt's brother-in-law's wife's friends, so I became his right after I was born stepdaughter.

Leaving aside the messy relationship between us, we just need to know that we are both bookmen, and that we are father and daughter on the surface.

This is because I am still young, like a five or six-year-old child. When I reach the stature of a girl in her teens, our relationship may become brother and sister.

Because it is impossible for him to change from a young talent to a vicissitudes uncle.He would just hold up his little notebook and ask me with a smile: "Do you want to have a name on it?"

There are names on the revenge book, I am afraid that when I wake up, the new geography teacher and I will always go one by one.

Shuweng is a kind of monster. It looks like I am only five or six years old, but in fact I am over 100 years old.If it wasn't for the fact that the geography teacher hadn't played pretend games for a long time, I wouldn't have kept the child's figure and played father and daughter with him.

He said that because I was too noisy when I was a child, he simply asked the onmyoji he was familiar with to seal me for a hundred years.The reason why it was sealed for so long is also very simple, because he was so fascinated by traveling in mountains and rivers, painting mountains and waters and writing biographies, that he forgot that there was such a little scholar like me.

"I just remembered now, I didn't expect you to still be there, not lost by me."

He smiled shyly.

The little bookman slept too much after being sealed for a hundred years, and he didn't eat well. In short, it's his fault that I'm thin and small now.Malnutrition for 100 years, if it weren't for monsters, it would probably have disappeared long ago.

So from the very beginning, I didn't expect Shuweng to have any love and affection for the cubs. Every day I cook by myself, and then read the landscape travel notes he put on the bookshelf, draw the topographic map on it, and then be called The bookboy praised me for having the potential to be a good bookboy.

Uh, it's kind of weird to say it.

A bunch of shuweng's pronunciation makes the meaning of the whole sentence in danger of going astray. As a strict recorder, I decided to call my current guardian shuweng Xiaowu Jun. His current surname is Xiaowu. .

In the eyes of others, Xiao Wujun is a learned and talented gentleman, his hobby is writing, and he is also a first-class writer, so I have lived a life without worrying about money for a long time.As long as it's not me who goes out to make money, the money will be saved.I seem to be only five or six years old. Although I have the blood of a scholar, I am very keen on reading books and drawing pictures, and I have started to make my own small books, but Xiao Wujun is not so crazy that he is only five or six years old in name His daughter lived on the street and lived alone.

He usually comes back at night, and during the day he lets me stay in the house alone and read a book to pass the time.In order to make me behave better, I can make up a lie that it is very dangerous outside, and I will be eaten by a big monster when I go out.

To be clear, he doesn't want to bring a baby.

I also don't want to play a father-daughter relationship.

Really, it’s torture for us two monsters to go out together. I was held by him, and I even hugged him occasionally.

It's really hard.

Monsters living in the metropolis have less freedom than those living in the mountains. The more people there are, the less freedom the monsters have.

Xiao Wujun came home early and late at night, anyway, it was when I was still active and did not go to bed.No matter how unreliable he is, he will teach me the necessary skills of a bookman.

"Do you hold a grudge?"

Xiao Wujun tapped my head lightly, "It's a record, not a grudge."

"I'm doing."

"But that's not what the bookman should be."

Mr. Xiaowu came back with the good paper, pressed it with a paperweight, took out a monocle from his suit pocket, and placed his eye in front of my left eye.This may be Xiao Wujun's ancestral monocle. According to the metaphysical explanation, it can effectively increase the success rate of using demon power to write a book for the first time.

"You have to know that words can kill."

Shuweng is a monster of words, words can be used to save people, and they can also be used to kill people.

I have been learning how to use Shuweng's monster power for a while, but Mr. Xiaowu is always dissatisfied. If he is not satisfied, he will choose to keep me up most of the night to practice calligraphy in order to improve his satisfaction.

He said that my handwriting is not self-contained, ugly, and soulless.Yes, he was very dissatisfied with my calligraphy, saying that it would be insulting to my reputation as a calligrapher.

Before practicing this, he praised me for my good handwriting, very charming, and I am a master.

He is so fickle.

The fickle Mr. Xiaowu said after the teaching that his legs were numb and he was still hungry.I packed all the calligraphy tools neatly, and silently changed my stature from five or six years old to a teenager.

The height of kitchen utensils in the kitchen is deeply malicious to five or six-year-old children, and sometimes they can't reach them by stepping on a stool.The hands of five or six-year-old children are too small, with no muscles and bones, so it is not convenient to use a kitchen knife.

All in all, my teenage body shape was the right choice.

Apart from these things, I would also like to name and criticize Mr. Xiaowu, he is such a big monster, so can't he be a little bit sweeter if he speaks out?

Mr. Xiaowu told others that I was his daughter.

OK, I'm five or six.

Mr. Xiaowu said that our father and daughter love each other deeply.

I pushed him against the door and asked him what he wanted to do. He didn't panic at all, and said with a smile, "The recent autobiography, with a loving father, should be liked by many people. Dad, I want to make money to support my family. Please be considerate."

I have become a five or six-year-old child again, and I still need to call him "Odosan" sweetly, and be filial to his father and daughter in front of people.

In order to give an example to illustrate the deep love between our father and daughter, Mr. Xiaowu wrote in his false autobiography that I was very clingy to him when I was a child, and I couldn’t sleep without my father.He also said that he recorded his daughter's cute moments when she was a child, and he planned to show her to her when she grew up, so that it would become a warm memory between the two.

His editor asked him if he had any photos, and he said yes, but they were too cute and he was the only one to see them.

I thank him for not asking me to simulate the time of a human cub from one to five years old on a whim, otherwise I would have made the following crime.Like making him a one-year-old baby girl and I'm the one taking pictures of him.When he wakes up the next day, he will have false memories and receive photos.

When I respect the teacher, please don't make a bunch of moths, okay?

In addition to the problem of human design, there are relatively few conflicts between us.When I heard that he used too much force when grinding the human figure, which led to him being called a daughter slave, I put down the kitchen knife in my hand and smiled at a certain scholar of the "daughter slave": "Daughter slave's Can't Odo-san cook for himself?"

He thought for a while and said yes, "My daughter slave will not let her cook now."

When his editor came to deliver holiday gifts, he rummaged through his notebooks to figure out the best way to play his daughter.

The example he gave was the great writer Mori Ogai and her daughter Mori Mori.

"We can try."

The name Mori Ogai is too visual. When I think of this name, I think of Mori Ogai, the leader of Mafia in this world.I also remembered that he was a lolicon.Too bad associations made me decline the offer.

"Mr. Xiaowu, change it."