i may be a bug

I heard that Valentine's Day is celebrated in this world.

Well, happy Valentine's Day.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Hei Si Mou is really a lady of every family.

Compared with him, I seem to be a hooligan.

Not to mention that after waking up in the morning, I saw a man next to me who wrapped himself up so tightly that not even a single hair was exposed... how does the ghost feel.He didn't want to see anyone and wouldn't let me get up. He was the kind of person who could cover his face tightly, but stretched out his hand to hold my hand and wouldn't let me get up.

When I wanted to move and was about to get up, he moved himself a little bit to hinder my getting up. In short, he dared to do anything except let him show his face.

Even if the whole ghost sneaks into my quilt, it is still a ruthless ghost so that I can only see his hair.

He did everything he could to keep me from getting up.

Now the whole body is wrapped around me, pressing down on my limbs.I watched helplessly as the chaotic sky outside gradually became clearer, while he was still pretending to be dead.

I have tried to get up ten times since I woke up. If he is really still asleep, I should have succeeded from the first time I got up, but I am still on the tatami with him.

I got up very lightly, didn't disturb anything to make a sound, but he just knew I was up.When I sat up straight and was about to put on my clothes, the tightly wrapped one stretched out his hands from the quilt, and then babbled like a half-dream and half-awake: "Let's sleep again."

Okay, it's still early, and I did wake up earlier this time.

When this scene was repeated five or six times, he squeezed most of his body into my quilt, and his long fluffy hair spread out on my body.I started having trouble getting out of bed.

Whether he is awake or not, it is true that he keeps me awake.I have no choice but to play with his hair.I lay down very well, while Hei Simou slept in two bunks, his feet were covered with his quilt, most of his body was covered with my quilt, and his head was resting on top of me.

He hadn't been so unruly before.

I played with his hair from his face to his face, and the ghostly cold skin under my fingertips felt slightly warmed up, until my hand rested next to his lips, he finally couldn't pretend to be dead.

My expression, how should I put it.

It was an expression of being lost in thought, like seeing a difficult math problem and having to find a way to write two words.

I am!

What happened to you last time? ?

My hands no longer belong to me, one is held by Heishimu, and the other is held down by Heishimu's other hand.Just now my hand was on his lips, now I can clearly feel that it is on his lips.

He was biting my hand, grinding his two sharp canine teeth, neither light nor heavy.That's how he rubbed his canines against my neck last night.

I think he's being coquettish.

A low hoarse hum escaped from his throat.

"It's time to get up," I said.

"Do not want to."

He was finally willing to show his face. After the whole ghost ran under my quilt, he bent his body for a while, feeling uncomfortable, and then poked his head out from under the quilt.

With the physique of a ghost, his face is still a little pink now, which can be ruled out because of the sleep marks caused by sleeping, or because he slept too well.After all it's been so long since I've been awake, the pink color from sleeping so well should have faded away.

He just blushed.

So I said that he is a lady, and I am the rogue leader.Then think about this plot, the ladies take the initiative, and the hooligan leader is dumbfounded, so shouldn't I be the one who should be shy?

I was thinking about what was wrong in the middle of this, which made me not shy at all, but Hei Simou, who took the initiative, was too shy.

Hei Mou's canine teeth began to rub against my neck again.

No matter how much a ghost looks like a human, it is still a ghost. In essence, appetite and other desires are very easy to confuse for ghosts.It's already morning, and he is still dawdling, it must be that he treats me as a human being and wants to eat.

We have been able to survive on human food for more than ten years. I don’t feel uncomfortable at all, but Hei Si Mou may not be suitable for it. After all, he has been eating human food for more than 400 years.

"hungry?"

Last time, his voice was not only slightly hoarse, but also had a sweet taste. He said in a low voice, "Mmm."

I said very naturally, "Then get up."

Black Death Mou is a prudence.

He really is a prude.

After I said "Get up then", he glanced at me, and the spots on his face felt like his eyes were burning: "I want to eat you."

The title of rogue leader can be given to you, successor to the country.

I ruthlessly refused, ignored his pitiful eyes, made No. 11 attempts from his entanglement, and finally got up.Even when I was wearing a kimono, he still hadn't given up.He stretched out his hand to do negative work for me during the dressing process, and he undid the belt I just fastened for me. I glanced at him, and he let go of the troublesome hand and looked at me pitifully.Really pitiful, with water in the eyes.

When I got dressed and got up, he was lying on the tatami mat, like an abandoned dog, exuding mourning and sadness from head to toe.

But I have a heart of stone.

After the chaotic morning passed, the successor master finally recovered from the unknown buff and became the serious successor master.

If he hadn't lost his mind during the process of correcting the documents, and started staring at me more than once when he was distracted, he would really return to normal.

"Something is wrong, very wrong."

Yansheng said with a serious face after lunch, "Father is very wrong."

His wrong father has stared at his mother many times. From the frequency point of view, the frequency of staring is much higher than before, and the duration of staring is also much longer. In the past, he bowed his head contentedly after just one glance. Keep working, and now...

He turned to ask his son of God brother: "Yuanyi, is father wronged and dissatisfied?"

The transparent world and the transparent world, the Son of God, after being educated by his mother, can already say the phrase "father is in estrus" with a deadpan face.

The original source of this sentence is that he raised a rabbit, and that rabbit stamped its hind feet, bit the cage, and climbed over 365 days a year.After it gnawed away three wooden cages, Yuanyi asked his omnipotent mother how to communicate with the rabbit and make it obedient.

The mother glanced at the rabbit, and gave the answer very simply, "It is a male rabbit. You have raised it for four months, so it is in estrus all year round."

"What is an estrus?"

Yuanyi has a transparent world, and he is a good seed for studying biology and medicine. After all, he has his own perspective mirror.That day, the male rabbit in estrus was picked up by the nape of its neck and used for primary school education.The topic is Yuanyi's question, and the content of the answer is how the estrus occurs and what changes there are.

My mother taught me very frankly, Yuan Yi taught me very frankly, and now I speak very frankly.

Yan Sheng put his chin back that had almost fallen off, and watched his younger brother solemnly start the science popularization from his mother, and then looked at his father's eyes, which was very strange.

"Yuanyi, how do you know this?"

"The rabbit was dishonest, so I asked my mother."

"Is the rabbit honest?"

"After catching two female rabbits, it became honest."

Yansheng received basic education in the successor country, and his omnipotent mother could answer any of his questions, but he had never asked his mother with a male rabbit like Yuanyi, and thus obtained information about "fat* Love period" knowledge.

Ji Guoyan won't be able to do it.

This kind of thing... this kind of thing, but I still have to ask my mother.Yan Sheng, who couldn't carry the male rabbit to ask his mother for advice, went with a piglet.

Hei Si Mou accidentally saw his resolute figure, and casually asked Yuan Yi beside him: "Yuan Yi, what's wrong with Yan Sheng?"

"Brother went to ask mother what is estrus."

Hei Si Mou: "..."

Should I say that it is Enichi, or should I say that it is me?

But the treatment of male rabbits and male piglets is different.I glanced over lightly and said, "Let's be sterilized."

Yansheng: "... Huh?"

Yansheng: "Sterilization??!!"

Yan Sheng panicked: "Mother, why, did it do something wrong?"

"Because it was born at an untimely time, only one breeding pig is enough for the family."

So Yuanyi's male rabbit just happened to meet?

However, Ji Guoyansheng, who wanted to thoroughly understand his father's problem, would not be defeated by such a small problem. He was determined to make persistent efforts and had another bowl of braised pork.

The stewed pork cooked by the neutered Piggy was really delicious. He sadly ate the second bowl and then continued the third bowl.All the tears shed for it were deposited in the stomach.

This time it's cock.

Yansheng Banban said that he wanted to know why the rooster crowed and why it behaved badly.

Me: "If it's too naughty, just stew the soup."

After drinking the chicken soup, the studious Yansheng patted Yuanyi on the shoulder, and when Yuanyi turned his face, he said, "Yuanyi, you are right, it is really a pleasure to ask mother for advice."

Yuan Yi showed a smile: "It's as long as brother and mother are happy."

In order to make everyone happy, Yansheng took Yuanyi to start his schooling journey together, and took all kinds of edible domestic animals to his mother to ask questions.

"Mother, this piggy seems to be sick recently, what should I do?"

"It's suffering from heat stroke, please save it."

After the piggy had been treated in the sand pit, he still couldn't survive the heatstroke, so Yan Sheng sadly used the fire therapy.

"So, is roast pork delicious?"

Yansheng: "It's delicious."

Because it was so delicious, Yansheng didn't ask what's wrong with his father, Heishimu, until the end.

Hei Si Mou's problem has become serious.

Now every night I have a headache, how can I get a good night's sleep from under the sticky black hands.

I'm too difficult.