i may be a bug

I'm actually very willful.

After all, although my supernatural ability is very tricky, it also loves me very much.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Because willfulness will not die, so I can give up the disgusting things that make me feel without hesitation.

This kind of giving up on raising the question does not mean that I will not do the question at all, it is impossible, my supernatural ability allows me to choose to answer at will, but it cannot be blank.

So you understand how normal it is for me to get ten points only once in this laissez-faire system.The question of raising the height has always come to my blind spot, and it challenges my psychology every time. There are too many questions that make me feel uncomfortable.

For extremely uncomfortable questions, I can choose to answer wrongly like this time.

I don't care about the score at all, anyway, I won't get ten points this time.Because it was off topic from the beginning.

But even if I deviated from the question, I didn't go to the correct answer, and I just went straight down.Is this love?No, this is the correct answer too disgusting.

It's so disgusting that I would rather go off the road for more than ten years, and I don't want to go back and look at the correct answer.

But this kind of unpleasant thing didn't stay in my mind for long, and was chased away by the broth handed over by Iwakatsu.

Hei Si Mou never believed in such a thing, that one day, Ji Guoyan Sheng, that is, himself, would turn from the serious status of successor to the country to another path.

He is infarcted.

But the broth is still to be eaten, Hei Simou doesn't like to waste food, even a man who can eat the dark dishes he has cooked, will drink the soup first if he is suffocated.

The taste of the soup was good, and Yan Sheng, who was naturally talented in cooking, had already been able to make Hei Simou not be able to say that it was not delicious.As for Yuanyi, Yuanyi is someone who will never starve to death as long as he has something to eat.

When they were all finished eating, Hei Si Mou frowned and looked at me, and I had just finished drinking the soup, caught his gaze and smiled.

He didn't have an infarction this time, but a myocardial infarction.

Don't make any eye contact with me, I can't understand it, and I can't guess it, why doesn't Hei Si Mou have a long memory?He hinted with his eyes every now and then, when I got his wish, it was because when he was in mourning, I cupped his face in worry and said the words to let him die on the spot.

I speak according to the occasion.

When he doesn't want me to get up, I will pick up my job as a doctor, look at his face, and ponder for a while, "You are in good health today, there should be no discomfort, why do you stay in bed?"

He was speechless the first time he heard this.

The second time, I rolled up the quilt and said in a muffled voice, "Then get up!"

After getting up, he gritted his teeth again: "Why are you so obedient?"

I'll take it as if he's angry about waking up.

Anyway, I just need to coax him for a while and he will settle down. It’s not too difficult to deal with, but every time he looks at me, his eyes are full of accusations, and he also says that I did it on purpose. After I sincerely apologize, he looks at me. Very weird.

But that's okay, it's just when he's not normal, he has very little normal time in the evening and morning, but still normal during the day.

But even if he is normal during the day, there is no way to save the fact that I can't read the air and can't make eye contact with him.

The reason why Yan Sheng was able to go further and further in culinary arts was due to the hard-to-talk attribute assist of Hei Si Mou.When Hei Si Mou faced me, he would never have unnecessary silence. After the eye contact failed, he would smile and listen to what Yan Sheng said, without objecting or refuting.

But after going back, he was not like this to me.

"I'm a little worried."

When I was rolling out the bedding, I heard him say this, he was really worried about Yan Sheng's commitment to developing a new way of eating pork with Yuan Yi.

Seeing it under his nose for so many years, the result is that the road is crooked now, and he was taken by me. He can't help it.

"worry about what?"

"Is it about Yansheng? I think it's very good."

"He is the future Lord of the City."

"What does that matter, we are afraid that we will not live until they are old?"

In terms of being able to live, no one can live better than ghosts. The self-healing ability of ghosts is too strong, and it is easy to survive the life span of human beings.If you don't worry about when you will die, then Yan Sheng and Yuan can do whatever they want, anyway, Hei Si Mou and I are watching.Even if he was so angry that he appeared in front of them, Yuanyi would accept it quickly, and Yansheng would be shocked for a few days before accepting it.

Hei Simou and I didn't hide from them the strangeness of the two, it's just that time is still covering up our differences.After 20 years, they may have a clear understanding of our abnormality.

Hei Si Mou couldn't hold back: "Yuan Yi will make Yan Sheng's judgment go wrong."

Ji Guoyuanyi is a genius who can live in his 80s like he was in his 20s. With natural markings, he broke through the curse of 25 years old, lived to his 80s, and still maintained his previous strength. The kind of ruthless person who cut Hei Simou.

He is a ruthless person who made Wu Migou stay at home for more than 60 years before he dared to go out.

His 40s may be the same as his 20s.But when he was 40 years old, we were already in our 60s. If there was no change at that time, everyone would see that something was wrong.

"Haven't you considered the possibility of mimicking a child among us?"

The idea proposed by Hei Si Mou is really possible.

Then Yuanyi took one of us back and said it was his son or daughter. Yansheng should have doubts in his heart, but he would still believe Yuanyi's words.

"I'm easy to cheat."

There is no way to refute.

Put aside the discussion about whether we will change from the parents of Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi to their children for now. The problem now is that even if Hei Si Mou and I can live until the two of them die, Hei Si Si Mou is still struggling with the crooked Yansheng road.

"No city lord's hobby is to study food by himself."

"Even if you study food, you won't make so many messy excuses."

"I'm used to it."

Hei Si Mou: "...you can't do this."

"I'm used to it. Yansheng likes it, and Yuanyi is also very happy. What else do you have to say?"

"I am not happy."

Well, if you are not happy, just make him happy.I'm already very experienced.When he is sour, I praise him, and when he is unhappy, I lean in and blow into his ear, then even if he is unhappy at that time, he will become angry from embarrassment.

Therefore, it is true that he said that he is easy to deceive and easy to coax, and there is no way to refute it.

But you say that I am not afraid of him, I love to bully him, I am also afraid, and sometimes I dare not bully him.I was afraid of him when he was clingy, but as for bullying him at this time, it would be courting death.

When he was clingy, he was very disappointed in my over-sensitivity.He gritted his molars as he repeatedly hinted at failure to me in the morning: "You did it on purpose."

I blinked and blinked, "No, what's on purpose?"

At this time, he needs to hold back the laughter that wants to roll out of his throat, and can't let it escape. If he doesn't hold it back, he can hold on to this excuse and refuse to let go.At this time, he is not easy to cheat.

"You want me to die."

"how could be?"

Anyway, stay up until morning.

In the morning, except that he sometimes wants to take the two of them to sleep in bed together, part of the morning is a very normal black dead Mou.

But whether it is normal or abnormal, one activity is fixed every winter morning in the following country, and the three of them comb their hair.

Yansheng is very concerned about three meals a day. When I help the three of them comb their hair, he will ask me: "Mom, what are you eating today? It seems that a little piglet fell ill."

Hei Si Mou would cough and show the majesty of the head of the family: "Breakfast should be lighter."

"It's lunch, Father."

Yuanyi will be very obedient: "Mom, there is tofu today. My brother and I made it together."

In view of his housekeeping attributes, the only thing he can do with this tofu is to cut it, and the other parts that need open flames are all made by Yansheng.

"And fish soup."

When their hair is all combed by me, the morning bickering project between Hei Si Mou and Yan Sheng will come to an end.

This year's winter is considered early, the temperature dropped just after the winter, and then the first snow fell, and a thin layer of snow was spread in the courtyard.

Usually, at this time, we need to do some elegant things, such as enjoying the snow and writing a few Japanese songs. However, depending on the country, when the first snow falls, we go to the hot springs.

The three of them together.

The kind where I have a hot spring pool to myself.

Hei Si Mou used the reason "I don't want to put pressure on Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi, let them take a good hot spring" several times to get rid of the situation of the three men staring at each other, but Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi did not agree.

"I want to share my feelings with my father."

Yuanyi smiled and said to me.

And Hei Si Mou has never soaked in a hot spring with me so far.

As for the exchange of feelings, the two brothers who don't want to step on their father all the time and turn him into the bottom of the family's food chain, what can they communicate with their father.

While I was drinking the warmed plum wine, the next door might be using various methods to determine the outcome, and there was even a story about Black Death Mou making Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi faint.

All I can say is that they are dear.

father and son.

When he got dizzy, Hei Si Mou took care of his two sons for two days, and he was in a bad mood.They were weak and powerless in every way, until Hei Si Mou Ba* pulled out his knife, and said in a gloomy voice, "Sinister!"

The two weak sons, wrapped in blankets, rolled to my feet and did not move.

Hei Si Mou: "..."

Evil son! ! !

He still can't play with two people alone, Yuan Yi will defeat him after all.When it is not possible to drive people out in winter, the number of Hei Si Mou's anger sour rises sharply, and this is how the happy winter of Ji Guo brothers began.

"As expected of Yuanyi."

I bet he didn't have the slightest compliment when he said that.

"It's very lively. In winter."

Even if he is pissed off during the day, Hei Simou will still say at night: "It would be nice if the winter was longer."

"Not angry enough?"

"What do you say, the time I can be with you in winter is much longer."

But winter will always pass.