i may be a bug

What do I think.

I have no opinion.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I am enlightened, in various senses.

I do not express any opinion on the fact that I successfully changed my career to become a veterinarian.

In addition, I don't have any expectations for my elevation question.

This is the first time I have faced the future ratings so calmly, instead of thinking that I am going bald just to get a 10 points.

It doesn't matter if it's very or not, what I need is that 10, no, what I need now is for these three men in front of me to give up the scourge of the kitchen.

They sat neatly on their knees, lowered their heads, and said in an extremely tacit understanding at the last moment, "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

I have a headache.

The tastes of the people in the following countries have been led by me to go to the sweet taste, but at the beginning I just wanted to eat some sweet taste to resist their sour taste.

Hit it by mistake.

Now they want to move the kitchen not because they want to eat braised pork, but because they want to eat sakura pancakes, and they want to eat sakura pancakes made by themselves.

The way of heaven is reincarnation, and my retribution has come.

It was also the first time that Yan Sheng discovered that the son of God's younger brother, who had been very powerful since he was a child, was not as good as him in housekeeping.His mood is very complicated, because his brother is unreliable, his father is also unreliable, and he, he himself is not reliable.

Among the three men, Yan Sheng, who has the highest housekeeping attribute, is really panicked.

Because he was the only man in the country that I was allowed to touch the kitchen.The other two go alone, maybe there is some strange buff, anyway, the things made by normal steps are not bad on the outside, if they really want to eat - Hei Si Mou and Yuan rinse their mouths expressionlessly.

The two of them have good endurance, anyway, Yansheng never wants to touch them again after touching them once.When I wanted to try it, the two people who were rinsing their mouths with blank faces stretched out a hand, one took the chopsticks off my hand, and the other pressed my hand.

At this moment, their cheeks were twitching, and they squeezed out a few syllables from between their teeth: "Don't eat."

I have only eaten the things made by Iwakatsu so far. Let’s highlight the taste first.The two people who kept rinsing their mouths abruptly finished what they had made, looked at the dishes made by Yansheng, their hands trembled a little before they put down the chopsticks, and their faces looked deathly. After all, I can’t go to test the poison. This one keeps me airtight, because I'm afraid that what Yansheng is doing is the same thing that they seem to be normal but are actually cooking in the dark.

After putting down the chopsticks, the fear of death on their faces eased, and when they looked at the pile of things they made, their eyes became even more pitiful.It was a pitiful look that wanted to draw out the sword and chop them off, and vegetables were the real pitiful ones.

At this time, I went to try Yansheng's dishes again, and they didn't stop me.Yansheng is their hope, and he is also a master of domestic economics among men in the country.The dishes he cooks taste normal.

It was at this time that Yansheng experienced Yuanyi's feelings for the first time. The feeling of being watched by others is really... so... so disgusting!

Yansheng got goosebumps when he saw Heishimu and Yuanyi's eyes, and he ran behind me in a flash, with "Don't come here" all over his face.

It's a pity that women's figures are still too thin compared to men's, and Iwakatsu's stature has increased a lot. Even if he curls himself up, the corners of his kimono and his hair will still be exposed.

I also smiled and watched him tremblingly pulling up the corner of his clothes little by little, hiding himself a little more tightly.

On the night when his culinary talent was confirmed, Yan Sheng was frightened by Yuan Banye's red eyes and rushed out of his room. In my room, he met Hei Si Mou's strange red eyes again. .

"Help me! Mother!"

If he hadn't seen me, probably one of them would faint on the spot under the stimulation of the two of them.

Yuan Yi, who followed him, stayed outside and asked me: "Mother, Father, can I come in?"

"It's wrong to scare people in the middle of the night, and it's even more wrong to want to pull your brother up to teach you how to cook in the middle of the night." Hei Si Mou Yizheng accused Yuanyi verbally, and then changed the subject, "Yuanyi, why didn't you call me for doing such a thing? ?”

why?

Because the three of them together are a combination that makes the kitchen frightened.

I have every reason to suspect that there is a combined buff on these three people, named "Kitchen Killer". Accidents happen one after another, with a crashing Yansheng attached.

"I can't save father and Yuanyi, let me go!"

He burst into tears.

Yansheng, who can normally touch the kitchen, is very sad every time he meets my sad eyes because of the problem of combining buffs.But he couldn't beat those two turtle grandchildren, and his heartbroken voice could be heard standing in front of the kitchen.

The kitchen is a magical place.

It can make Yan Sheng, who abides by etiquette, mess up the generation of the country, and call his father and younger brother "Gui*sun" in a friendly and friendly manner.It is also possible to make Mou Heyuan, who has never lost on the battlefield, stare at Yan Sheng, the only one with normal cooking skills, and say "the last time".

After Yansheng came back from the kitchen, when he saw me, his expression was very sad and aggrieved. During that time, he returned to his childhood, holding me and crying.

I could only touch his hair and say, "It's okay. You have to kneel when you come back, but I made some white fungus and lotus seed soup, do you want to drink it?"

There are two kitchens in the successor country, because if there is one kitchen, everyone in the successor country will starve together with the master and young master who are obsessed with cooking.I always want to prevent the three of them from blowing up the kitchen one day, so I simply gave up the small kitchen I usually use.

It's a pity, looking at the three people kneeling and sitting, the only thing missing is the three people seated under the ground, the small kitchen couldn't hold up after all.

After hearing the news, I drank a bowl of mung bean soup to keep myself calm.In fact, this is quite a redundant move, because I knew that such a day would come, so it was difficult for me to get angry, I just couldn't laugh or cry: "You guys make a cherry cake, how did you destroy the kitchen?"

"Not only cherry cakes, but also hagi cakes."

"Okay." I followed Yuan Yi's words and continued, "You make cherry cakes and hagi cakes, why is the kitchen ruined?"

The three of them were silent.

I asked them patiently: "Is the fire burning too much? Is it burning somewhere else?"

They shook their heads.

"Is it flour?"

I probably know the cause of the kitchen's death, and then I think the combined buff of the three of them is really poisonous.With so little flour, they forcibly made a dust explosion*. It’s nothing to worry about. I’ve checked it, and it’s fine to just apply a little wound medicine.They responded very quickly. When they came out, they were only scratched a few times. I applied medicine for the shallow wound as if it was just for a sense of ritual.

The kitchen was fine, except that it was a mess.

"It's strange."

I say.

After seeing what was going on in the kitchen, I just called in a craftsman to come over and fix it.

After experiencing this kind of thing, they finally gave up their plan to go into the kitchen together, and set their target on the little piggy.

I lost my expression.

They are poisonous to them.

After talking about the method of pork, I started another class in the small classroom of Jiguo, this time talking about the postpartum care of sows and how to raise a piglet.

The core point is how to let the piglets grow into bowls of delicious braised pork.

I said, I said to Hei Si Mou one night: "You might as well let me raise sheep."

At that time, I was covered with a quilt, with my hands crossed on my stomach, and I lay neatly under the quilt.Hei Si Mou was beside me, also laying down quite well, with his eyes closed, but he was not asleep.

"it is good."

He turned himself sideways, facing me, "Doctor, when I eat the dishes I cook, I smell like blood."

"I remember, you cook vegetarian dishes."

"Did Guiwu Tsuji Mucan really be killed by a doctor?"

"Last one, do you need me to describe how he died?"

"need."

The smell of blood is indeed a bad smell, and the smell of grave soil and blood on the ghost is easy to remind people of ghosts.

However, there has never been such a thing in the successor country. I have been in the successor country for so long. If I encounter this thing, I guess there will be no tomorrow for ghosts. As for the ghost dance Tsuji...

I described Hei Si Mou's appearance before his death: "He died without pain, because all the body tissue cells were destroyed in an instant." Because it was too fast, there was no nerve connection in his brain at all. He didn't have a chance to feel the pain during the reaction time. Compared with the [-] pieces of Ji Guoyuan Yi at the time, I left him a whole body.

But it was impossible for him to resurrect the whole body.

And this is a high-level question.

Hei Si Mou is always full of countless worries about the existence of Oni Wu Tsuji.When Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi were young, he was worried that Ghost Dance Tsuji would repeat the tragedy of the successor country's twins, and Yan Sheng would become Black Death Mou again.After there was no news about the ghost and the ghost killing team, he was worried that this time the ghost dance Tsuji would be more capable, so that everyone would not know his existence.

He is always worried.

It seemed that Ghost Dance Tsuji Mucan could really appear in front of him.

I don't quite understand what he is worried about now that Yansheng and Yuanyi have a good relationship, and Gui Wu Tsuji has no breakthrough.

"I'm worried about you."

"Worried that the doctor will follow him."

This worry... I can only laugh out: "No more. Speaking of which, why are you always worrying about these things?"

He answered irrelevantly: "I'm worried that you don't like me, doctor."

The ghost's night vision ability is still guaranteed, and I can clearly see Heishi Mou's face turning red from the tips of his ears.His expression is very calm.

Is this a difficult question to answer?

Is this something to worry about?

"I definitely like you."

"I want to hold you."

Eh, oh.

I think the development is a bit incomprehensible, just after Hei Si Mou said that sentence, he didn't listen to my answer, and started directly.So there was an extra head on my shoulders, and Hei Simou buried his face between my necks, and put his arms around my waist.

I:! ! !

An evening to contemplate life.