i may be a bug

Ask me what I like?

sweet.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Following the country began to raise piglets.

Because Hei Si Mou knew my attitude towards braised pork after hearing my story about Ping An Jing.Knowing that I raised piglets in Pinganjing, I have been greedy for braised pork for a long time, and there are no piglets in the country.

So start now.

You know what it's like when three people who look alike are trying to figure out where a piglet comes from with a knife?To describe it, the piglets are heart-piercing, the retainers are at a loss, and those people are cold and unmoved.

"Thigh meat or back meat is better?"

The piglet was pinned to the ground and couldn’t move except howling. One of the three people who held it down took a knife and gestured at it, frowning with a pimple, the same expression I had when I couldn’t solve a math problem. Tangled.

"Mom said pork belly was delicious."

"Kill it."

If I hadn't appeared in front of Piggy, it is estimated that Piggy would have become a headless pig, because Hei Si Mou, who was sharpening his knife, didn't intend to keep its head at all.

With a knife down, they might have to change their clothes, and the piggy would definitely lose its head.

Yes, these three are slaughtering piglets for the first time, novices.

Of course I didn't come here to say something "unseemly", but calmly took the knife from Hei Si Mou's hand.

That's why we have braised pork for dinner tonight.

Hei Simou and the three of them were not very happy, and looked at the braised pork in front of them very seriously.They encountered a great setback, because my movements of untying a whole pig were too smooth, and there was no jerky at all.

Looking at my movements, Hei Si Mou remembered the scene where he was in my laboratory and saw me dragging those ghosts. There is no secret either.

He may have felt ashamed.

Iwakatsu and Yuanichi who didn't have this kind of experience are purely frustrated because they don't know how to cook.Following the country's three men, none of them could cook.

After I untied the pig and let them run free, they ruined half the pork and I couldn't stand it anymore and took over again.That half pig is their enemy now, and the pork that is about to burn into charcoal is being stared at viciously by them. If it is conscious, it should disappear by itself, instead of standing still there, reminding them of this big failure.

"Why did you think of cooking this time?"

"Because I want to make my mother happy."

"My father said it would please my mother."

I wondered if something had happened recently that made them feel that they had to make me happy in order to avoid the tragedy of Hei Si Mou being pushed to the ground and beaten by me back then.

I thought about it carefully, and the most worthwhile thing was the fact that Hei Si Mou Da didn't sleep at night and asked me to make up a love story between me and my senior brother.

But if it makes me angry, I won't.

After all, Hei Si Mou apologized the next day, and did not continue to ask afterward.

But this is Hei Simou's matter, Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi did not get involved.That should be an injury.

After I figured it out, to reassure them, I said, "I'm very happy."

"But mother, you didn't smile."

Because I feel sorry for the wasted half of the meat.

There is still a follow-up to this matter, and the follow-up is that Hei Simou and the others read the pig raising manual I wrote seriously.Can you believe it, as a would-be pediatrician, now I'm thinking about raising pigs with them, forcing myself to become a veterinarian.

All just because braised pork is really delicious.

I don't have much to say, and whenever the three of them have time, they eagerly come over and wait for my pig raising points to be written. Now the eyes of the little piglet can be called loving.

To put it bluntly, if Yan Sheng and Yuan's loving eyes when they saw the little piglet were used to look at those young girls who had a spring heart, I wouldn't have had such a hard time blocking it now.

Jiguo is a big family, and some exchanges between nobles require me to come forward. The tea party between the city lord's wife, Hei Simou, used various reasons to help me block a lot, but it would be too impractical to block them all.

At the tea party, the wives got together, and those with daughters turned their attention to me.Yansheng and Yuanyi are good-looking and talented, but the two of them don't pay any attention to these things, and Hei Simou is very fond of me in the jokes between his wives.

He regards me as more important than his eyeballs, and puts me first in everything.In the mouths of other wives, Hei Si Mou is the kind of person who can't walk when he sees medical books and wants to bring them to me.

Because "ma'am likes these".

If there is a dessert at the banquet that Ji Guoguo did not appear in, he will also pay attention to it and ask the name of it, so that Ji Guoguo's cook can find a way to make it for me, or because "madam likes it".

From their mouths, I learned about a black dead Mou who came home on time and as long as the wife liked him, he would find a way to get it.

And if the wife doesn't like it, Xiaozhi will use his affection to benefit him and don't do it, just like marriage.It was obviously a win-win situation, but Hei Si Mou was very embarrassed and wronged.

"Madame will be angry."

When the three men have no breakthrough, I have become the breakthrough that must be broken through.Because the patriarch of the successor country is a wife-controller, he has done too many things to keep his wife from being angry and to make her happy.He even took down a city because his wife saw the same cherry blossoms every year. He felt that it was too thin, so he took down a city and gave it to his wife to enjoy the cherry blossoms.

If they don't believe it, they have to believe it.

The successor master, who is obsessed with the fact that his wife's wife will be happy, even though his smile looks very gentle, those who died under his hands are naked warnings.

Ji Guoyansheng and Ji Guoyuan, one or two young talents, are not so cute when facing other women except they are obedient in front of their mothers.The two brothers of the future city lord who have been on the battlefield and both of them are certain, twins whose birth is taboo, relying on the mother's aggrieved expression to grow up successfully in front of the successor country lord, and love each other until now, then two people There is nothing wrong with being controlled by the mother.

Yansheng is gentler than Yuanyi. He abides by etiquette when facing other women, and he will also fulfill his brother's obligation to smooth things over for his younger brother who doesn't have much expression and looks dull.

"Yuanyi is just a little uncomfortable with this kind of occasion, not because he hates Ji Jun."

Did they need the brothers to observe manners?

No need.

What they need is for these two brothers to be fascinated by them, let them become the successor wives, and get strong foreign aid for their family.

They are either reserved or enthusiastic or cold or charming. The expressions of the two brothers are the same, one keeps smiling, and the other feels distracted.

Yuanyi, who was distracted, would only come alive after the banquet, and said to his elder brother: "What should I bring for mother today, brother? I remember my mother said a few days ago that Hongfeng's earrings are very beautiful."

Yan Sheng, who was smiling gently, counted whether he had enough money with him, and even robbed his brother's money. He was not guilty when he met his brother's eyes, and he was even confident: "Brother has no money, Yuan Yi, For mother, give money."

"Earrings are expensive."

Yuan Yi covered his purse.

But Yansheng made a decisive move: "Mother said to bring some cherry pancakes and strawberry Daifuku home today."

Yuanyi handed over his own money.

Therefore, it is too normal for these two mothers to have a lot of Ji Jun gnashing their silver teeth.Their criteria for choosing a mate are also very clear, that is, they look for them according to their mother's conditions. If they meet but the mother doesn't like it, they will give up.

"Mother is more important than Yuanyi and me combined."

What kind of beauty is that Mrs. Ji Guo?

Living in the legend, what kind of beauty is that beauty who was well hidden by the master of the country and the brothers of the country?

If it's just gentle, then it can only be said that the successor is a lover.

When Mrs. Jiguo first appeared, she changed the rumored forced pampering of his wife into actively doting on his wife, and the fact that she was jealous and made the master of the country bow down became the master of the country actively bowing his head.The former is scheming, while the latter is beautiful and scheming.

Many people who have thoughts about the Jiguo brothers and the Jiguo Lord hope that Mrs. Jiguo's beauty is just a rumor. If one really wants to be as beautiful as Kaguya Hime, then the threshold for entering the Jiguo is too high.

What makes them feel cold is that the threshold for succeeding the country is really ridiculously high.All the Ji Jun who wanted to use their gentle temperament to touch their hearts almost cried out of anger. A woman who has a teenage child is logically no longer young, but the years have no traces on her face. Among the young girls, they can still be compared to their bleakness.

It's not the same as imagined.

The temperament is not gentle.

Mrs. Ji Guo is not a beauty with a gentle temperament, but to describe it, it can only be described as peace of mind.It looks like Yueshanghua who has been carefully cared for, but the master of the country is completely relaxed and at ease in front of her, just like a childish boy.The successor master, who looked very serious when he was sitting together, but bit his ear with his wife halfway, showed his attachment to this woman in his eyes.

Are they angry when they see it?

Very angry.

That's why I want to open the door from my side, let me use my influence on the successor country to get Yansheng and Yuanyi to marry a wife.Anyway, they figured it out, the master of the country and the brothers of the country don't care what I say, if I make a request, they will find a way to do it.

I want to say something that will make them disillusioned. Tell them about when Yansheng and Yuanyi will marry a wife and have children. I am actually not interested in it at all, just because of the sweets there.

As the country knows, I like sweets.

Also, they thought it was a complete misunderstanding that I was scheming.A scheming person would not write a complete pork recipe, nor would he write about the postpartum care of sows, nor would he tell a pig how to do it to three lecturers.

The threshold for following the country is not high, because we are short of cooks now. I am now a part-time pediatrician, part-time veterinarian and part-time cook. It is really difficult to do.

Because these three people are all kitchen killers.

I am tired.

They're still lemons to go.