i may be a bug

How easy it is to have a mediocre day, and I can calm down the ups and downs of the day.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Life in Yokohama has been a bit turbulent recently.

How do I know?

After I entrusted Atsushi Nakajima with the routine of tiger-claw smashing of my finished homework, Ranpo Edogawa put on his glasses:

"Gu Chuan, buy me thick snacks, and I will help you solve the troubles that are coming."

My answer was the same as the previous few times: "No money."

People who can’t get rich overnight can only write questions to relieve stress. As for crude snacks, crude snacks are impossible. At most, I will bring him a bottle of bozi soda and he will pay for it.

"Stingy."

He was not happy, "It will be great when the president will let you, a cheapskate, join the detective agency. I will definitely let you, cheapskate, know what it means to respect your predecessors."

Wow, I don't think that's possible.

After all, I also worked in a detective agency for a year, and I also worked in Mafia before working in a detective agency.Although I was in the if world line, I also had a good experience of the cruelty of life.

In Mafia, I had a very scary boss, a black mud into a spirit, the kind of person who shook my hand only to activate a superhuman disqualification, and I was only half-breathed at the time.It was not enough for him to clear all the buffs for me. During the whole treatment process, as soon as I used supernatural powers, he shook my hand and became disqualified from the world.

Afterwards, he would say with a serious face that this was to improve my endurance.

"Of course, this is also a punishment for Gu Chuan. It is really disappointing that a simple task will cause such injuries."

The "simple task" he said was to let me assassinate Nakahara Chuya, who was able to develop supernatural abilities, without using supernatural powers and relying solely on physical skills. I can only say that Nakahara Chuya still took care of the same thing if I came back alive.

Because of his influence, even if I like Disqualification in the World, it can isolate me for a while to refresh myself.But I don't like the disqualification in the world in that situation.

That's not refreshing, it's wanting my life.

The Armed Detective Agency does not have such a bad boss, and the overall atmosphere is relatively good, but for some reason, it always becomes the target of some forces. Although we are hanged and beaten every time, it is just uncomfortable.

And the working hours are not as stable as Mafia's nine-to-five. When I have work, I am so busy that staying up late for a few days is not a big deal. When I am not working, I go to the office just to pet the cat.

We cannot stipulate when the client will entrust us, and what kind of difficult entrustment he will give us. We can only plan the problems to be solved and the remuneration.Even if I don't feel involved in either, at least I can decide how many times a day I drink coffee.

What's more, there are more chances of problems in the detective agency office than in Mafia.It is quite normal to see a badly damaged office full of Rashomon's cut marks when I go to work sometimes.It is very lucky that I was not blown up by a *bomb buried by some organization, so that I still have a place to work.

Based on what I have experienced, even if I have two hours of free time every day, I will only come to Junichiro Naomi and the others to have a cup of coffee and go home instead of choosing to work part-time.

I have been to the three superpower organizations in Yokohama, and even the superpower spy department of the government organization that has no trace on the surface.Their employees need to work three jobs at a young age, and their overtime pay is twice as much as their wages. Staying up late for four or five days is not considered staying up late.It’s okay for a civil servant in a government agency not to be able to fish, and he is so tired. I remember that when I was studying, I was so tired that I couldn’t open my eyelids.

I was forced into whitewashing by my black boss for two years. Fortunately, I only worked in those companies under their hands during those two years. Otherwise, my black boss couldn't wait for him to jump off and commit suicide. Give him a good time directly.

Rubbish boss, let's go together.

I am too miserable in the if world line, why can't I think about opening this bottomless pit in this world.

The only reason is lack of money.

Because buying exercise books exhausted my money, I had no choice but to find a part-time job.

I used to post a part-time job search information on the part-time job website, and what was written on it was like a joke: female, high school student, looking for a simple part-time job with good pay and no violation of laws and disciplines, the best one can be completed in 10 minutes.

Just leave a contact information.

Recently, a young man with a bad stomach called me, saying that he saw something I left on the Internet, and asked me if I am still interested in doing part-time jobs?

I thought it was amazing that someone actually called me.

I asked, "What part-time job?"

"Deliver food."

"Where are you sending it?"

I heard the sound of chairs being moved over there, and light footsteps.He seemed to be opening the window to look outside, and was silent for a while.

"library."

"I recently worked as a librarian."

"The library under the mountain."

"Because the road is far away, I can increase the salary."

When he said that he was the administrator of the library at the bottom of the mountain, what popped into my head was the library at the back of the mountain, the library in the mountain, and the secret stronghold of the Ability Secret Service.

A way of thinking that was distracted by the social animals of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

It is impossible for every library to be a secret stronghold of the Supernatural Secret Service.If that's the case, they shouldn't be called the Supernatural Secret Service Division, but the Librarian Organization.

Of course, I would not believe that he is a good person so easily. There are many employers who give a lot of money as long as a lunch, but there are very few employers. Most of the employers who say that they pay more money and do less work are liars.

We talked for a long time, and it took a long time. When I checked some things carefully, the employer couldn't hold on anymore.

"Is there anything else you want to ask? I really just want someone to deliver a meal. This place is as far away as a ghost story."

I replied: "No, I will send it to you tomorrow."

If there is, I can only reluctantly step down.

If I'm going to be in trouble recently, it's probably because of this part-time job.The library is indeed quite out of the way. The road is winding around. If you follow the navigation properly, there will be world famous paintings facing the wall.

The existence of the Yamashita Library is the only stubbornness in that area.As for the young man with a bad stomach, a typical social animal, he is still typing on the keyboard while guarding such a leisurely job.

I sometimes stare at him intently.

After walking so many roads, I met more and more familiar faces.Also, the Supernatural Secret Service is really an organization of librarians.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or what.

The iconic face of the Supernatural Secret Service Division is Ango Sakaguchi. The young man in front of him is not. He is just a social animal who sadly came back to inherit the family business and has to work hard. I can’t remember his name clearly, but I remember his face.

Early baldness.

I even wanted to sell him hair growth products.

Relying on this part-time job, I have the money to live these few days.I have even saved enough living expenses for several months.

Junichiro and Naomi knew about this.

Basically, I would not hide this from them. When they complained that I was driven crazy by the money and did not join the detective agency, they only asked one question: "Can I come back directly when I have a problem?"

I thought about the flying thunder god marks I threw everywhere, and nodded solemnly.

365 days a year, 300 of them are doing questions, and the other 60 days are spent on making money.After all, Yokohama is only that big, and the faces I met were very ordinary.

Not the kind of iconic faces, such as Ango Sakaguchi, Chuya Nakahara, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, etc. They are just ordinary employees in the company.It is not easy to live in Yokohama now, and it seems normal for everyone to have two or three jobs.

If I hadn't been trained for a period of time by a certain snake spirit teacher, I would have shown some unusual familiarity.When I was in junior high school, when I was doing part-time jobs all over the street, I ran into a bunch of familiar faces.

Now in high school, it’s different. I’m squatting at home, and I only took this part-time job when I had no money.

The reason why the three of us are so calm is that I said that I used some methods to determine his identity, and that he belonged to the Supernatural Secret Service Division.In the face of civil servants, a citizen who has done nothing bad will not be afraid of him.

Even if the prematurely bald one wants to do something, we don't worry about it.He won't think about how many buffs I have stacked, whether I have installed a reflection for myself.

Some people, on the surface, are careless and unwarranted, but in fact, they can't see their faces clearly when the buffs behind them appear.

Yes, that's right, I was talking about me.

"Maybe they were targeted by the authorities?"

"Improbable, Chuanjiang didn't do anything bad, she's just an ordinary supernatural being."

"No matter what, Chuan Sang should be isolated from Mr. Dazai for a few days."

Disqualification in the world makes me refreshed and in close contact with the external environment. In an emergency, I may be a spy sent by the enemy.

Junichiro and Naomi believed that I was the Yokohama Freshmen Demolition Office, the kind of demolition office that could level Yokohama.But when Dazai-san was thrown on me——

"You can't throw Mr. Dazai there again."

I didn't dare to tell them, I really did.

I was instigated by another Osamu Dazai. Don’t feel guilty when he made me feel ashamed. If I really died there, it would be a relief for Osamu Dazai.

"This is not a call to sell teammates, but a sacrifice made to realize the wishes of teammates for many years."

You group of Dazai, do you like to cheat Dazai so much?

I hope that Osamu Dazai will not appear when I am crushing others. In order not to expose the disqualification in the world, it does not have much effect on me, so I can only choose to throw Osamu Dazai on me.Yep, no man on earth would have given it a chance to work in that case.

Then, we thought about it for a while and decided there was nothing to worry about.

Junichiro and Naomi had many things to worry about, but after I said that I had advanced enough to be immune to instant-death abilities, they couldn't think of any other abilities that could make me stumble.

"What about the supernatural ability that can be controlled by answering?"

"And the backstabs of ordinary people."

I thought about it seriously for a while, and said: "Most of the buffs I have are immune purification defense reflections. If the opponent wants to control them, there will be a delay. This delay is enough for me to silence him."

"However, I have my greatest weakness."

"If the trouble is finding you, I'm afraid my buffs are not enough."

The ultimate solution to the trouble is to put more buffs on Junichiro and Naomi, and keep them at the detective agency when necessary, and then I will go back as soon as I go, and the trouble will be over.

In the final analysis, it is still an issue of public security in Yokohama.

It's so bad that ordinary supernatural beings like me need to make careful preparations to deal with every part-time job.

A social animal who is bald at a young age will not understand my worries as a temporary delivery man. He just complains that the delivery in recent days is a bit salty.

I sighed: "I can't help it, the chef at home has been in a bad mood recently, and his mind was distracted when adding salt."

Yokohama is relatively peaceful today, and the attack buffs on me are useless.