i may be a bug

The so-called holidays are things like "it's a holiday, I'll give you some homework for the holidays".

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I've been sleeping for decades.

The terrible thing is that I have really passed all these years, and it insists that I am just dreaming.

Taking a vacation has released the feeling of this remaining life.

Junichiro said that when I was young, I thought too much. Is it because the math problems are easy to do, or because the physics problems have solutions.Regarding his behavior, I just want to say to him:

"Come on, the holiday special edition math puzzles, let you make unimaginable happiness!"

After passing the high-level question, the special ability immediately gave me a vacation, and kicked me back to this world impatiently.Do you think it is distressed that I am too tired?

If the dog's ability is really so good someday, it must have been hacked.

After completing the biology basic paper, shouldn't you come back and do some math and physics questions to relieve the boring mood after being ruled by biology?

That's the real purpose of kicking me back.

When I woke up, I found that I was very tired from sleep. What was even more tiring was that my mind was full of biology questions. When I saw mathematics and physics questions, I felt like I was watching a prehistoric monster.

Naomi: "It's over, Sichuan Sauce is starting to circulate again."

I lay on Naomi's lap, my mind was empty, and I didn't think about anything. Half an hour later, I regained the feel and memory of doing math problems.

In order to prevent the situation where I forgot the knowledge of other subjects because I studied one subject for too long, I gave myself a bunch of buffs.It’s not that I forgot everything, it’s just because I have done too many questions in other subjects that I have a disease of “doing too many questions so I want to die”.The disease occurs intermittently, often after completing the elevation question. The specific symptoms are: blank mind, nausea, and being unable to recognize the stem of the question for a long time, accompanied by depression.

The treatment method is to be in a daze for half an hour or leave the topic for a day, and the two-pronged approach will work faster.

I choose to do both.

"What dream is this time?"

Junichiro had a delicate expression, "Last time you said that you fell into the front-loading washing machine and were turned all night, and later found out that it was actually a question about centripetal force. The last time you dreamed about a chemical and organic question, you woke up in the middle of the night and ran to my house Hold me and say it's too hard, you won't."

The subtle expression on his face should be habit and helplessness.

"Tell me what dream you had this time, and where do you want to go?"

"I don't want to move at all, I just want to lie down in bed and die of old age."

The best way to spend the holidays is to sleep in bed all day and then wake up naturally the next day.But this method will definitely be woken up by Junichiro or Naomi on the way, and then dragged to see the fresh air.

"I shouldn't let you choose." Junichiro had a headache, "Naomi, I'll leave the task of dragging this guy to you later, I'll go to the detective agency to ask for a leave of absence, or accept a commission that can come out."

"Okay, Nissan. I will keep a close eye on Sichuan sauce."

How can I have the energy to play hide-and-seek when I am so fragile and helpless? Junichiro really overestimated my energy after finishing the high-level question.

He successfully received the commission to go out, to prepare cat food and catnip for the cat Xiaomi of the detective agency, and even took a picture of the relationship between the president and Xiaomi.

President Fukuzawa Yukichi's cat-hating physique and cat-controlling nature cannot be concealed by his serious face.In the video, Xiao Mi performed better than expected, at least she didn't jump away when the president approached.

"It can't be helped."

After Naomi and I watched Fuzzy, I returned to my energy bar and discussed with Naomi whether there is a way to improve Mr. Fukuzawa's cat-hating physique.The honest Junichiro said the above sentence, and even more honestly gave the reason, "Cats are very sensitive to danger."

The sequel of too good swordsmanship.

Maybe I add a layer of catnip buff to him, and no cat would dare to take the risk of inhaling this dangerous catnip.

If you are not careful, the cat will be bald.

When I bought cat food, I was no longer dragged away by Naomi, but looked at the cat food in the store, looking for cat food suitable for Xiaomi.

No one can beat me in this regard.

Naomi and Junichiro are very reassured about my ability to distinguish. When it comes to shopping, I usually choose things, Junichiro pays, and Naomi sees if I can bargain.

The beautiful girl smiled, it was still very useful.

"If Sichuan Sauce could talk, the effect would be better."

She regretted talking about this, "The level of speaking of the previous Sichuan sauce is enough."

Now I'm half useless?

I don't admit it.

Looking at Yokohama after decades, you will feel that everything in Yokohama is new, even the Mafia building at the port is amiable.It's just that I walk a lot, and I always want to use a teleportation technique or Flying Thunder God.

Members of the detective agency receive various commissions on weekdays, and it is not uncommon to meet them on the streets of Yokohama.When Kunikida dragged Osamu Dazai, who had attempted suicide, to express his anger with a ferocious expression, and Atsushi Nakajima was sweating and nervously persuading the fight, we had already bought cat food, and each of us had a crepe. chat.

Strange to say, when Dazai Osamu's poisonous eyes looked over, I realized that I was again between Junichiro and Naomi.When Osamu Dazai saw the three of us together, I was always between the two of them.

Osamu Dazai, who was shaken into a rattle by his collar, was shaken. He ignored his angry partner and greeted us, full of energy and energy: "Good morning!"

"Dazai! Did you hear that?"

"Oh my, what Kunikida said is not worth mentioning in front of the lovely young lady."

If Atsushi Nakajima hadn't held back the runaway Kunikida, today's Osamu Dazai would still have a close contact with the dust on the ground with his pretty face.

It seems to be a gathering of members of the detective agency at the Vortex Cafe downstairs of the detective agency again.Kunikida was complaining that Osamu Dazai's suicide had seriously interfered with the efficiency of the detective agency's commission completion, while the other party put down the coffee, with a girlish and cute expression, and applauded Kunikida's words, "Kunikida is great, Kunikida is right! "

It's not unthinkable to be punched into the table and have a big bag on the head.I can only lament that the brains of smart people are as thick as coffee shop tables.

Atsushi Nakajima, who has not been employed for a long time, has been baptized. Although his originally slender nerves cannot fully adapt to this kind of daily activities, he can still say with a blurred expression and sweat: "The coffee is getting cold, Dazai-senpai, Kunikida-senpai."

After the daily routine of killing the slaughter was over, Osamu Dazai, who had a strong recovery ability, complained about the strength of his partner Kunikida, picked up the coffee and started the daily relaxing behavior of fish fishing.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Tanigawa-san for a few days. Without the beauty of Tanigawa-san, the detective agency would be bleak."

Ignoring Kunikida's irritable "Enough is enough, Dazai, Tanigawa is a high school student, you are already so small that Tanigawa will not let you go?!", I also showed a very miss look, "Mr. Dazai's topic should be done It's over, do you need another batch?"

"Ahahaha, how is that possible? Tanigawa-san. I was given a whole box of exercise books by you as a free man. How could I put down such a heavy love in a few days!"

He laughed, "I still need to study it carefully."

Naomi smiled: "I still have more than a dozen boxes of such heavy love at home, let's give Mr. Dazai some of my heavy love some other day!"

"It doesn't matter if you carefully study the heavy love of Sichuan sauce, I just want to give it to you, so that you can experience the joy of being surrounded by a girl's heart."

Junichiro couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Osamu Dazai, who can still laugh under such heavy love, won the sincere praise of Atsushi Nakajima: "Mr. Dazai is very strong in every sense!"

Atsushi Nakajima was telling the truth.

Osamu Dazai is a man who you can put a knife on his neck, and he can easily play word games with you. It seems that he is confident, but in fact, he is really confident.

It's a pity that such a smart brain is not used to solve problems.

"Tani Chuan-san, my supernatural ability is disqualifying the world, you know that, right?"

"know."

"If you want to get out of the sea of ​​problems, you can come to me." Seeing me looking at him, he showed a shy smile like a girl, "Don't look at me like this, it's free. Do you want to hold hands or hug? It's all fine."

I don't think it's surprising that he was beaten to death by Kunikida.He always swings freely on Kunikida's angry point, twisting into a seaweed.But when Kunikida in anger pinches him by the neck to question whether he has a conscience, he will always turn into a seaweed with a pale face.

Because of this, when he said something that would obviously be beaten up by Kunikida, he chose the time when Kunikida was not there.

When the two of us seem to be alone.

"If Tanizaki and Naomi knew what I said, they would probably want to hit someone too."

I nodded: "Naomi will, Tanizaki will not go too far."

Naomi used to be the gentle and cute one, and I also look like someone who is easy to bully. Among the three, only Junichiro looks a bit fierce, but Junichiro is actually the softest temper among us, and the grumpiest one is the one who looks The softest me.

It can only be said that appearance is deceiving.

In the past few years, my temper has become a little smoother, and I have been tortured by supernatural powers like an old salty fish, but when I was in junior high school, my vicious reputation shocked a bunch of people with bad mouths. Now the school may still have something like "girls' school" There were no outrageous rumors about me when I was in high school, I was just an ordinary girl.

What happened during the transformation process, probably because I couldn't control the supernatural ability well when I was in junior high school, and I almost couldn't hold back my strength.I haven't touched much.

Naomi also changed her temper accordingly.

"In the future, my brother and I will do this kind of thing."

"Sichuan Sauce just needs to protect us from behind."

When I went home on leave to practice how to control my strength, I was also very careful when holding Naomi's hand.I don't want a situation where a handshake as a sign of intimacy breaks a friend's hand bone.

"Then ask Junichiro to come over, and I'll give you some buffs."

Now I can distinguish the difference between other worlds and this world very well, and I will not confuse them. Even if the other world is similar to my world, I still know that it is a parallel time and space, not this world.

Because Naomi and Junichiro became my anchors.

The anchor that defines this world and the next.

So there is no such thing as confusing the two worlds, forgetting the buffs stacked on him, and almost hurting people.

It took me a long time to distinguish the difference between Junichiro and Naomi in this world and the next world.They exist in the parallel world of this world, they also have a high degree of similarity, and they are also members of the detective agency.

On the day I succeeded, I celebrated with them with the reason of "I have mastered the supernatural power".Junichiro and Naomi, who had been worrying that my uncontrolled supernatural power would bring me bad things, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Therefore, "Mr. Dazai's superhuman abilities are more likable than Mr. Dazai himself."

"Although I also like Mr. Dazai."