i may be a bug

Uchiha Madara was pissed off by me.

I:……

Can I swear?

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I'm blowing cold wind on a tree right now.

Today is Uchiha Sora's 15th birthday. Logically speaking, I should go back to Uchiha Mansion to spend it with my family. I even finished the experiment at hand a few days ago and was ready to go home.

but--

But now I need to accompany an old Uchiha ancestor to blow cold wind on the tree.

Today is October 12th.

winter.

It's cold.

I sat on the tree trunk wearing gloves, and the bare tree trunk couldn’t block the wind, and I didn’t wear a thick cloak, so I could only rely on Uchiha fire chakra to survive this cold night.

I am wronged, I do not say.

The day before, I had to write a letter to go home and tell them that I had something very important suddenly, and I couldn't go back, so I had to miss this birthday.

The most important thing is to accompany the Uchiha ancestor beside me to tell the story of Uchiha as his birthday gift.Uchiha Sora's birthday is on the same day as this ancestor's birthday. I am really desperate. I don't even have a reason to shirk. After all, Uchiha is now all Madarabuki.

I also wanted to write down the news of Uchiha Madara's return several times to make the group of Madarabuki people happy. However, he stared at reincarnation and dismissed this reasonable request in a flat tone: "I have no plans to go back for the time being." idea."

"Huh? Why doesn't Madara-sama want to go back?"

"Accompany you on your birthday."

I thank you!

Sitting on a big tree and staring with you in a daze counts as my birthday?

The big tree is still very tall, and we are not far from Konoha, at least with the eyesight of a ninja, we can see the lights of Konoha, as well as the sound overflowing here because of the boiling human voice.

Konoha is very lively now, and there is an endless stream of people doing business.In the past few years, I have done a lot of good things and a lot of bad things, which made Konoha's painting style collectively changed.

Now the most terrifying thing in Konoha is the product of my failed experiment-milk cabbage.The ones I created during my genetic modification experiment were out-and-out failures, used to punish people who did not obey the rules in the market. I heard that if you eat one bite, you will see the kingdom of heaven, and then lose consciousness for an afternoon.

The first one to try this thing is Jue.

He was buried in the soil for an entire afternoon, the cabbage leaves on top of his head remained unmoved, his eyes were dull, and he lost all his dreams in an instant.

Later, he developed a memory, and when he saw a vegetable with a particularly beautiful appearance, he would always shudder and hide away.

To express my apology, I gave them mushrooms to make soup for them to drink. Then, a 996 courier, A Fei, and a 007, a social animal Fei Duan with cabbage decorations, were collectively poisoned by eating uncooked mushrooms.

The feeling of mushroom poisoning is more terrifying than that of illusion.

It can make Jue Shiming grab my leg and cry out of breath while calling "Mother".It allowed Fei Duan Amway to teach Amway all afternoon, until I taught him how to blow rainbow farts in the Banner God Book, he was quiet for a while, and then started blowing Banbaba.You can also let the playwright Ah Fei squat in one place peacefully, and when Fei Duan compliments, he will quietly respond with "um".

Konoha signed a contract with the Akatsuki organization, and the trio who are resident in Konoha: Jue, Hidan, and A Fei, have since suffered from a phobia of vegetables and mushrooms.

"senior!"

I once heard Ah Fei, who was wearing a whirlpool mask with only one eye exposed, hugging himself pitifully and crying helplessly, "I suspect that Konoha is just trying to mess with me!"

The jue hanging in front of the store pretending to be a cabbage is also doing a good job of being a cabbage today, maintaining the silence that a plant should have.The characters who were called "senior" were very kind: "Think about 007's flying section, you are only 996 now."

"Senior Fei Duan has already buried himself in the ground!"

"It's okay, he was resting."

He continued to sob: "They also poisoned us with mushroom vegetables."

Kakuto: "It's just that you eat it the wrong way."

But everyone who said that saw me appear holding a purple cabbage, and immediately said that he was going to Hokage to check the ledger.

When the cabbage is absolutely indented into the field as cabbage.

There was only one poor and helpless dramatist A Fei left in place.

He cried loudly: "A Fei is really miserable! After being squeezed out of the labor force, A Fei will be used as an experimental product! A Fei doesn't want to be poisoned by mushrooms!!"

I stuffed the purple cabbage in my hand into A Fei's arms: "Purple cabbage is not poisonous, we Uchiha are eating it."

His cry stopped: "Really?"

"Why did I lie to you?"

"Last time you also told Ah Fei that the mushroom was not poisonous."

"That's because you didn't cook them properly. You also wasted a bunch of my good mushrooms."

In order to take care of his emotions, so that A Fei, one of the only two couriers with full five-star praise in Muye Village, would not have a psychological shadow on vegetables, I sat next to him and read the new vegetable food brochure.Because it is specially provided by Uchiha, there is a small round fan of Uchiha on it.

"Purple cabbage can be eaten raw or cooked, and can be used in salads."

He took a bite out of the purple cabbage.

I don't know how he gnawed on the vegetable ball wearing a whirlpool mask with only one eye exposed. I can only look at the missing part of the purple cabbage ball and remain silent.

A Fei is not bad, not leaving too deep a psychological shadow.

Since Fei Duan became sober, for a period of time when he was taught by the Amway cult, sometimes his brain would make him talk bald and turn into a blowing spot.

Uchiha, who was pulled to listen to his Amway cult, his eyes became brighter the more he listened, and the two people who were not thinking in the same way had an in-depth discussion on the question of "when Madara was distorted into an evil god".

Miraculously, what they said was actually true.

Fei Duan dug a pit and buried himself melancholy: "I'll just stab myself with a sickle."

"I will never eat vegetables and mushrooms again."

When he lay down in the pit, his tone was very aggrieved.

Judging from these, Fei Duan, the cultist, had the greatest shadow over vegetables and mushrooms.I can only apologize for making the undead cultists feel depressed and want to bury themselves for a while.

The Akatsuki organization is a highly functional mercenary organization.

There is the courier A Fei, there is the ghost shark who escapes from water, there is Didala who can eat soil and test the soil quality by the way, there is also the ingenious red sand scorpion, Jiaodu who loves to make money, and Xiao Nan who is very experienced in fixed-point blasting. He can be as fast as 007, and can become a cabbage master anytime, anywhere, even their boss Payne is from the demolition office.

After Konoha has cooperated with them for a long time, the problem of talent shortage has improved.The hairline of Hokage Think Tank finally stopped raising.

I also started to study the cultivation of new vegetable varieties during that period of high-speed development of Konoha, and what I have researched so far... is hard to describe.

Even Itachi could only frown and try to focus my attention elsewhere.

"If this continues, I'm afraid Sasuke's tomatoes will grow mushrooms."

He smiled and poked my forehead lightly, "We're going to the hot springs in Yunokuni this week, you should take a break too."

Itachi wears a blue national uniform at home, and his long hair is tied into a low ponytail.And he himself is a mascara.

I covered my eyes and said, "Nissan, you cheated, you used your face!"

Sasuke also came over: "Ou Nei-chan, let's go to the hot spring!"

Double Yan Dun crit.

But if I really listened to their words and went to Yuno Country to take a vacation for myself and celebrate my birthday happily, I wouldn't run into the revived Uchiha Madara on the way back to Konoha.

He also fought with the Uchiha ancestor who opened the eyes of reincarnation.

When I falsified the history of Uchiha to brainwash the elders of Uchiha, I already reasonably doubted the authenticity of the history of Uchiha Madara's death in battle.

And Uchiha Madara who appeared in front of me proved that he was indeed not dead at that time.

He also strengthened it, and opened the reincarnation eye.

After I had a fight with him, I thought Hashirama was a god.

He and Uchiha Madara have been able to fight for so long in the Valley of the End to achieve results. Judging from the amount of chakra, he is a god.Facing Uchiha Madara really consumes chakra, and it is also the first time that I have used the forbidden technique as a flat A.

In addition to the forbidden technique of water escape, I also possess forbidden technique in addition to Uchiha fire escape.

"This disgusting feeling, I thought you were a kid from the Qianshou family."

Ah yes.

This was the first sentence he said to me after the fight with me, and it was also a terrible evaluation.

But he followed an annoying kid on the way back to Konoha, and listened to me talking about Konoha along the way, but at the end, it seemed that he was too timid to accept a bunch of Madarabuki’s Uchiha, and forced Follow me to write a letter home.

"Say you're not going back."

He handed me a pen and paper.

I didn't answer: "I'm going back to celebrate my birthday, even my ancestors can't stop me."

The ancestor thought for a while, and finally opened the upgraded version of the eternal kaleidoscope: "Write or not?"

I said, "I don't."

In terms of straightness, I would call Madara the strongest.

He doesn't care about his junior's birthday at all, let alone picking out candy when they meet.From the extinguishment of the arrogance he came to me when he met, I knew that I had to write this letter from home.

I was threatened to write that letter by Uchiha Madara's big fan and reincarnation eyes. When I wrote the letter, I sincerely expressed my regret for missing this birthday.

It's all because science is so fascinating, otherwise I wouldn't have to run out of Konoha to do experiments, and I wouldn't have to meet Uchiha Madara who came back to life.

I also wrote the reason for the very important thing very sincerely: "I got an inspiration while I was on the road, and the recent experimental research is short of this inspiration, and I have to catch it. I am very sorry, and I can't go back."

While looking at my writing, Uchiha Madara said: "What is wrong with learning, I have to learn from the Senju family."

I do not want to talk.

I don't want to talk to an old man who is confused by Konoha's changes, and I don't want to talk to an old man who sits on a tree trunk in the middle of the night watching Konoha on my birthday.

There is no moonlight, only cool wind and me being frozen.

This is my worst birthday ever.

Uchiha Madara, who was supposed to accompany me on my birthday, was enjoying the days of being alive. I secretly decided to let A Fei and Akatsuki experience the power of biological weapons when I went back.

Madara Uchiha’s ability to come back to life has something to do with them. When he appeared, he was not reincarnated from the dirt, and he was very young. I thought about it, and only Madara’s heir, A Fei, knew what was going on.

Well, I left the two most dangerous bombs in Konoha.One is Jue who is trying to rescue the bug on the moon, and the other is Madara's heir, A Fei.

When I saw Ah Fei, to be honest, I thought he was Madara for a moment, after all, Madara's chakra was confusing him.

Later, I stabilized myself and knew that he was not Uchiha Madara, so I confirmed my guess that he was Uchiha Madara's chosen heir.

I even know where every nerve of Uchiha Madara is, and I still want to lie to me, it doesn't exist.

In order to prevent him from causing trouble, I made him 996 too busy to think about things.

Now I decided to make him 007 like Hi Duan when I go back.

I can't take revenge on Madara, but I can kill Ah Fei.

In the same way, knowing that Madara knew how he survived, I didn't ask Madara, but tried to pry Ah Fei's mouth.

Uchiha Madara wants to live, and I want to live even more.

This time I went out to study the information about immortality that Orochimaru gave me. I thought that this high-level question was just to let me study the relationship between living things and growing vegetables happily, so I found the most dog in this world. The method is used to make Uchiha Sora live longer.

Uchiha Madara descended from the sky.

I'm upset.

I didn't see daylight, it was still dark when I fell asleep.When I woke up, I saw Uchiha Madara holding hands, the sky was bright, and the distance between us and Konoha was lengthened again.

With Uchiha Madara around, I may only get farther and farther away from Konoha.

"where are we going?"

"The Country of Soup."

I have mixed feelings: "I think you, an old man, must not have a girlfriend."

The old man Madara Uchiha didn’t have the feeling of bewilderment when he learned about all the Uchiha members Madarabuki a few days ago, and he didn’t feel the burning feeling after turning two pages of the Madarabuki that I was carrying.

My resentful words did not hit him in the slightest.

The old man showed a smile, "I disappointed you, I have."

"She must have been temporarily confused by your face."

My smooth hair was scuffed into a fried hair.

Uchiha Madara is a grudge-loving old man.Even if he has a young face, it doesn't change the fact.I wear long black hair—this is a new hairstyle that was changed by Uchiha Madara after being rubbed by him. Its tenacity is so strong that even the water vapor of Yunokuni Hot Spring can’t help—I found it among a bunch of people. Madara Uchiha.

He might be thinking about his girlfriend.

The old man in a yukata is out of place in the love atmosphere created by a bunch of men and women. Of course, because of Uchiha's ancestral appearance, there are still young ladies who muster up the courage to ignore his cold face and strike up a conversation.

Through the crowd, I saw those young ladies blushing, and retreated in less than three sentences.This can't be blamed on those young ladies, the beautiful girls are so emotional that they bump into a bad old man, and this bad old man seems to have a white moonlight, and he still doesn't understand the style.If it was me, I punched it straight up.

When I was counting how many girls Uchiha Madara received a total of broken girls' hearts and "I wish you happiness", the restless Uchiha Madara went straight through the crowd and caught me who was counting.

"gone back."

He has a bad tone.

Worthy of the evaluation I gave him, he pulled me out of the very simple laboratory that he had just built that night and asked me about the Uchiha.

I can’t remember how many times I told him that Uchiha is a family that loves growing vegetables and peace, and controls Konoha’s economy. If he goes back now, he can still see the process of reprocessing the statues of himself and the first generation in the Valley of the End .

"Maybe he can be a Hokage."

With Uchiha's current influence, it is basically a certainty that the next Hokage will be in Uchiha's house.The target of the clan is Itachi, but if Uchiha Madara, the ancestor of Uchiha, returns, then there is no need to push others, just push Uchiha Madara madly.

The attributes of all Uchiha members Madarabuki are not covered.

"I'm not interested in Hokage."

"I just want to hear how you praise me."

I:……

Me: "...I can boast before I meet people, but after I see them, I just want to hit them, so I can't boast anymore."

"I wanted to kill you before I saw you, but I don't want to now."

I laughed dryly: "Then do I want to thank my ancestors?"

"you are welcome."

He said that I can't beat him.

But Uchiha Sora, even with a forbidden technique, really can't beat him.If it's more than chakra, I'm completely defeated.

When Uchiha Madara took the Konoha Chronicle from me and read it, there would always be times when I fell into reminiscence of the past. At that time, I knew who he was thinking of when I saw his expression.

His love affair with his girlfriend should not end well, because he always smiles heavily when he thinks of her.

He'd ask me weird questions: "Are you sure your parents are your current parents?"

I sighed and coaxed the old man like a child: "I'm sure. I was hugged by my brother when I was born, and it's not wrong."

"Is there anyone you like?"

"There is a childhood sweetheart, currently in a stable relationship, nicknamed Shun Shen Zhi Shui."

"What do you like?"

"Let me go, you are stepping on my favorite cabbage now."

"So how are you doing now?"

"Fortunately."

When the old man felt that there was nothing wrong with him, he would run out of my laboratory and disappear.When I wanted to go back to Konoha, he appeared out of nowhere and said:

"I'll take you somewhere."

The ghost knows where Uchiha Madara knows so many places.For several months in a row, I was either walking on the road to see flowers or on the road to see snow.If you don’t have both, then watch the mountains and rivers and watch the sunrise and sunset.

"Are you looking for something?"

I asked him, "Can't you stop for a while?"

Then he stopped for 10 minutes on the road, let me take a breather and rest for a while.

"Time is not enough, there are too many places I want to go."

"You should take someone who wants to go with you, not me."

He didn't speak, and used ninjutsu to hurry.

I'm so...

If I couldn't beat him, I would have left long ago.

In order to buy time, I chatted with him about his girlfriend who could stand his temper.

He only slows down when talking about his girlfriend.

So I knew that the love between him and his girlfriend was not romantic at all, and the most tender words between them were "try to live".

"Maybe she was thinking about whether she would kill me before she died." His tone was very gentle, and he said ordinary things that are cruel to lovers, "I thought so too, but she died too badly." It’s too early, and I only have nostalgia left.”

"That's why I can't marry her."

"Is there no agreement that looks beautiful?"

"Yes. I'm doing it too." He looked at me. "But she doesn't remember."

In the end, I followed Uchiha Madara to travel all over the five villages and four countries. By the time of the last stop, the black long fried hair on my head could no longer turn into black long straight, at least it would not be so easy to change back to black long straight.It looks like Uchiha Madara's hairstyle is not much different.

We watched the sunset once.

He stood on the dune and just looked back at me.

"You can go home."

"Aren't you going back?"

"No return."

He turned his back to me, and it was the original formula again, leaving me alone and walking forward without looking back.

This is the longest time I have lived in the high-level problem.

It was almost after experiencing a person's life that he broke away from the question of raising heights.

It was also the first time I scored 10 points.

Rating: 11.

Dream subject: Uchiha Madara.