i may be a bug

My biggest trouble is myself.

The only one who can cheat me is myself.

I am miserable.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Yahisa Yamashita is a social animal that balds at an early age.

People with different abilities.

For quite a long time, he acted as the danger alarm of the Supernatural Secret Service Section, and his supernatural ability can make him feel the danger of the current choice.

The trick is the current choice.

He could only judge whether this choice was dangerous at the time, he didn't know why it was dangerous, and he couldn't use it as a premonition.

For a normal document, he might have a crazy warning when he was about to sign it. He was nervous for a long time, checked the document repeatedly, and found that the pen was out of ink, and the paper would be torn if he pressed the pen too hard.

Most of the reasons for the warning are because this document is indeed very important.

The special ability puts him in an advantageous position when negotiating or contacting the target, and will not make the situation out of control due to some wrong choices.

But for some people, the choice to make contact is wrong.

For example, Tanikawa Kakaya.

Before Chief Farming mentioned this name, Yamashita also didn't even know whether she was a man or a woman.

Then he looked at the information, and for a moment, he felt that the Chief Farmer had taken a fancy to the little girl and wanted him to give him advice on how to chase her.

A high school student, with a pursed smile and a little shyness in the photo, has the kind of appearance that can be regarded as a goddess as soon as she appears in school.It is easy for a teenage boy to get excited and squeeze his head to protect her.When you get older, you will still feel your heart beat if you look at it more often.

So, Chief Farmer, what do you want to do to this little girl?

Yamashita also realized after a long time that it was the bald farming chief's greatest malice towards his remaining hair.

Who would have thought that this girl who looked very soft and not aggressive at all, was the one who made his superpowers popular across the board, and even made complaints about her carefully.

When he made a phone call to reach an agreement to deliver food, he also complained that the girl was too well protected by the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, and she was not vigilant enough. He dared to take this kind of part-time job that seemed to be tricky.

At that time, when I chose to make a phone call, the power did not respond.

When I saw him later, Yamashita also took back the words that the girl was not vigilant enough, obviously he was not vigilant enough.I thought the target was a little sheep, how could Tanikawa Kakutani be a little sheep, her whole body is full of dangerous options.

If I could understand Yingying Bald's panic when he saw me, I think we would become good friends.

I am afraid that he is not a good person, he thinks I am not a good person.

If I knew he thought so, I would have told him he was wrong, that I was just a part-time high school girl, not some horrible beast.

This part-time job, which was like a pie in the sky, ended in half a month. Yingnian Zaobald said that he had had enough and was ready to start a business.Out of friendliness, I calculated the probability of entrepreneurial success for him, and sincerely suggested to him: "It may be better to change jobs."

With his balding personality at a young age and the difficulty of starting a business now, we still expect him to be more realistic in terms of promotion and salary increase, and don’t think about things that look beautiful but will make people feel empty.

In addition, I also need to reasonably consider whether the social animals who work three jobs are cost-effective. The wages they get are really high.

How high is it?

When Edogawa Ranpo routinely ordered me to buy some dim sum, he waited for a long time for "no money" and did not come, but the coarse dim sum I handed him came instead.

Those big and small cases in Yokohama didn't make him show a surprised expression, but the rough snacks I put in his hand made him show the expression when he saw a case that couldn't be solved.

He went up and down, and looked at me with the glasses that activated his supernatural power: "Stingy, are you rich?"

I nodded: "I have money today."

"That trouble is specially for sending money to you."

"seems like it."

"You will definitely not be short of money in the future."

These words at least increased my favorability by 20 points.

I gave Edogawa Ranpo thick snacks, and he added 20 favorability points to me.He said that I will not be short of money in the future, and I will add 20 to his favorability.

So now we are in a relationship where we can exchange ideas on how to solve problems.

But if the trouble was only for giving me money, Edogawa Ranpo wouldn't say that I bought him a thick snack and he would solve it for me.

"It's the trouble of investigating your supernatural power. You already know who he is, why don't you know such an obvious thing?"

He drank his pops like a cat lounging in the sun, and the cat gave me a look, "Oh, you're too strong. Too lazy to think."

I'm thankful he didn't call me stupid.

Adding so much favorability at once is still useful.

Edogawa Ranpo also has a smart head, but on weekdays he doesn't care about my questions, he just says "buy me some sweets, and I'll write about it". I'm really poor, so I sighed and went to find him. the free man.

Edogawa Ranpo is so smart that I couldn't keep up with his train of thought. He wrote down the answer directly, raised his chin and waited for me to say that he is really good. My general reaction was to stare at that answer and stay for a while to decide. suicide.

There are too many smart people in this world, but growing vegetables suits me.

I only thought he was bad at reasoning, but I didn't expect that he was bad at math problems too.

The male god who gave me the answer that I couldn't even lick with all my hard work, saw him and gave the answer without saying a word.It's better to grow vegetables, at least it is clear whether there is anything growing in the vegetable field.

Ranpo Edogawa, who didn't want to talk about the solution process that was too simple for him, said, "I don't understand such a simple thing, really, Master Ranpo will only say it once, so listen to me", and finally said By the way, I was shocked by the fact that I could not understand the problem-solving process until I understood it three times, "Why don't you know it? Why do you pretend you don't know something that you can understand at a glance?"

"If you don't pretend you won't, you won't just pretend you won't."

If there is an option to pretend not to know about math problems, I will definitely choose it, but there are only two options for math problems, no and yes, and no pretending not to.

In the end, I became someone who needed Edogawa Ranpo's protection.

Stupid baby-like people who need the protection of Ranpo adults.Because he has extraordinary talents.

"My special ability "super reasoning" can instantly see through the truth of the matter. If this kind of math problem is regarded as reasoning, it is not difficult at all. How about it, do you admire famous detectives more?"

I applauded: "The world's No.1 detective!"

The world's No. 1 detective, Ranpo, performed childishly fancy problem-solving, and then looked serious like a man in his 20s. He was full of momentum and had sharp eyes that could see through everything.

"You still call me Edogawa Ranpo in your heart instead of Detective Ranpo, Ranpo-sama, Ranpo-senpai."

"I said, all detectives have decided to protect you, so you should change your name."

OK, random steps.

"Okay, the famous detective reluctantly accepted."

Edogawa... Well, Ranpo, for a while ago I always thought that I was a dangerous smart person, the kind who didn't need his protection but needed to be locked up in a detective agency, under the eyes of the president Fukuzawa Yukichi A person who can keep his own place.

I don't know what fooled a detective's piercing eyes into thinking I was someone.But I'm still happy that he finally found out today that I actually owed my IQ.

When Lord Ranpo finally undoes the blindness and realizes that my fragile heart needs to be protected, he will patiently explain his reasoning process to me, and then get angry at my stupidity.

Even so, he insisted that I wasn't particularly stupid, or at least not hopeless.

"Really stupid people will call me Detective-sama when they see me, but you have called me Edogawa Ranpo in your heart for months."

Although he has pierced my heart many times, I firmly believe that our friendship this afternoon will last forever.

Our friendship is so limited edition.

It refers to the limited edition that gives you an experience date that you can't play without krypton gold.

When Luanbu was asking me for some dim sum the next day, I said sorry, "I don't have any money."

He narrowed his eyes and stared round: "Then when did you have money, was it yesterday?"

I have no money to buy crude snacks, and my friendship with Luanbu broke down.

The relationship between us is too real, if you have money to renew, if you don't have money, you will follow the fate.During the renewal period, Luanpo said that I was a cheapskate who ruined the reputation of a famous detective, "Obviously you didn't come to find me, but you were always with Tanizaki and the others when I was looking for you."

Let's see who thinks of each other first during the resignation period.

Sometimes when the renewal period is delayed, it is to accuse each other of the hypocrisy of each other's feelings, and not to care about each other's feelings.

Schoolchildren quarrel.

This is the description provided by Dazai Osamu.

When my relationship with Ranpo got better, Ranpo didn't mention that I, a cheapskate, would join the detective agency.

"Because you don't like it, and you haven't thought about joining it. Ranpo-sama is not someone who will force others."

You obviously didn't say that ten days ago.

What you want is to pull me into the detective agency and ask your senior to run errands for you.

"I didn't like you back then."

Ranbu was not happy, "I want wave soda."

I'm ruthless like someone who would spoil him: "Give me money."

Then he ordered Atsushi Nakajima to buy wave soda.He also said angrily: "Master Luanbu will never help you with the questions again!"

This is a false proposition.

How many people said that they didn't do the questions, and then they all explained it to me and asked me if I understood.Ranpo also took their old path.

No matter how clever the mind is, as long as you start doing the problem once, there will be countless times later.Speaking from experience.

I have been in this world for more than a month, because I have made money and found new fellows who do math problems, sometimes I can't remember that I still have a supernatural ability that traps me.

But it doesn't matter, my superpower will let me know that the reason I'm so happy is because it let me go.

I scored 11 points in the question of raising heights in the Chakra World, and I was not rejected by the world.So when I wake up feeling dizzy and uncomfortable after being hit by a sap by a supernatural power, a pair of hands will reach out from my bedside and rub my swollen temples to make me feel better.

It's Junmalu.

I must have been lying down for a long time after I suddenly fainted on the training ground. Jun Malu still smelled of medicine, but all the bandages were removed.

He saw me waking up with a visibly relaxed expression.

"It's fine if you wake up, I'll notify Master Orochimaru."

The reason why I fainted was because my mind was very tense during this period, and I suddenly relaxed, and I got cold again, and I was burned out.I actually had a high fever that day.

If I didn't get more than 10 points in the high-level questions, I should have died of sudden cardiac arrest.

I had a fever and fainted. After sleeping for a few days, my head was numb. When I got up from the bed, my feet were fluttering, and I didn't feel like I was stepping on the ground.Even if it hurts like this, I can still make do.

Until I saw Orochimaru facing the two containers—Hashirama and Togama, which were reincarnated from the dirt and had not been awakened—and asked me:

"Sihai, do you know the perfect reincarnation of dirty soil?"

It’s over.