i may be a bug

Don't be afraid, Yokohama is used to it anyway.

Tanikawa Kakutani

This is a sad and funny fact.

Yokohama is a city full of disasters and disasters, as long as it is an organization of supernatural beings, they love to get involved here.

Ango Sakaguchi and I have experienced many disasters in Yokohama over the years, and even a script monster specially greeted me, telling me not to spoil some young people too much.

"Young people need to get exercise."

I was confused, "Aren't I a young man?"

Dazai Osamu's smile was a little stiff, "Your strength is beyond the standard."

Because of my extraordinary strength, it is difficult for me to appear in some disaster places.Because as long as I come out, no matter how catastrophic the scene is, in the words of Oda Sakunosuke, "I feel relieved inexplicably."

"I'm going to buy you some snacks soon."

Sakaguchi Ango and the two of them are friends, and they are still friends who keep in touch with each other from time to time.The script blames the painstaking efforts to protect Yokohama. I chatted with Oda Sakunosuke about light novels, and the only one who was busy was Ango Sakaguchi.

Are some roles reversed?

Actually not.

Ango Sakaguchi has been taking care of me since I was a child, this is his job, and now it has become his habit.And he really didn't want to know the consequences of letting the brat into the kitchen.

“What if the kitchen is gone”

He looked serious.

I said angrily, "It's impossible, you look down on my ability."

"Cheating is strictly prohibited in the kitchen."

"It can't be blown up."

I have been entrusted by Ango Sakaguchi to the Armed Detective Agency many times. He always has extra worries about me, saying that I look really easy to deceive, and I can be deceived with a bag of snacks.

A serious and upright civil servant like him started to turn black and white. I lay down on the table of the Armed Detective Agency, stroking their new white tiger every now and then.Luanbu sat across from me eating snacks.

This scenario is somewhat common.

Because of me, the number of times the Ability Secret Service Section went to the Armed Detective Agency to check the water meter increased significantly.The things they test are also very boring, just to see if I am emotionally stable and whether I need to let Ango Sakaguchi take me to play.

I'm on the Armed Detective Agency, and sometimes I write books and sometimes I just eat snacks.Then, just before Ango Sakaguchi got off work, he ran to the Supernatural Secret Service Section and took him home.

"I feel like I've saved a lot of money."

"fare"

"Yeah." He smiled, "It's earned."

"What you save is what you earn."

My chat with Ango Sakaguchi usually turns around and turns around, and then leads to the same goal by different routes, turning to what to eat today.As long as it can be thought of, Ango Sakaguchi and I will have the courage to try it.

Because I am a cheater myself, it is usually Ango Sakaguchi who does it. If he says I do it, the things he made will not be able to be sold.

I use my eyes to help him see the steps and the heat.

I complained in the love letter that he was cheating, and it was obvious that both parties needed to do it from the beginning, but in the end I just had to watch what happened.

He also replied to me, explaining that it was you who cheated, how dare you say that I cheated, you only need to see the steps once to make delicious food, and occasionally you should consider his fragile self-esteem, okay?

fragile self-esteem

"It was a mistake not to practice face with Dazai, right, Anada."

He was serious, "It's really a pity."

What kind of fragile self-esteem, Ango Sakaguchi's self-esteem has been cultivated by me as an iron wall, okay? I'm by his side, he will be fragile

Mr. Sakaguchi is a cunning and honest man.

He really looks honest, and sometimes he is really honest, but he is also bad.Can you believe that this honest person can write a creepy little story about human nature in the collection, and look at me with complicated eyes, as if nothing happened, "What's wrong, Mrs. Sakaguchi"

"You told me yesterday that you were going to write a heartwarming food story."

"The food was eaten by you."

""

Ango Sakaguchi said that he can write food articles is a lie, as long as he said he wanted to write food articles, I would be paralyzed by salted fish and run over with my slippers on.

Loss of appetite can also cause you to find your mouth slurping and your stomach growling while chanting about the types of snacks.I only drank a little porridge a day, and I felt that I might have to give up snacks. In the end, I walked with him on the snack street, looking at the barbecue that was being roasted with bright eyes.

"Can I still give up snacks?"

"I won't quit."

After I finished the barbecue, Ango Sakaguchi was carrying a bag of snacks, and I was holding his other hand, with a marshmallow in the other.

With this posture, quit any snacks, isn’t it just a loss of appetite, I can still eat

He specially prepared appetizing hawthorn slices and digestion medicine for me at home, so that I can reduce the number of times I lose my appetite, and also prevent me from eating too much when my appetite rebounds.

As for the loss of appetite, he took me to check, and it turned out that there was nothing wrong with me, it was just a simple loss of appetite, and I had a refractory period when I ate.

In our lives, a disaster in Yokohama is not a big deal.Ango Sakaguchi often spoke out about the crisis in Yokohama in a calm tone, and he wanted to be serious for a while, but when he saw that I was eating like a hamster, he couldn't hold back.

After a second, he laughed out loud.

"I'm not well, I can't be serious anymore."

I was confused, "Why are you serious?"

Ango Sakaguchi loves the city of Yokohama deeply. As for whether he is afraid of my proposition, such as who he chooses between Yokohama and me.I can only say that he is really worthwhile.

One is that I won't ask.

Second, his answer is always the same.

Even script freaks like Osamu Dazai are afraid of me appearing in their scripts. It is conceivable how extraordinary I am.So far that Ango Sakaguchi can say the answer of choosing me without hesitation.

His colleagues wept with joy that he made the right choice.

In the Yokohama crisis, I was the one who threatened Yokohama the most.As for other crises, Ango Sakaguchi's big heart was very calm, and he was able to maintain a clear mind. He followed his friends and stabilized the situation in Yokohama as quickly as possible.

I am not worried that he will be in danger in a crisis, and he is not worried that I will lose control in a crisis.

As for the scripts mixed with those script monsters, these delicate and frail troublemakers will feel a little stomachache when they see my face, faintly.

Because, I will change the atmosphere of the whole script, and finally play the whole script.But these years they can feel at ease, I don't like getting involved in their scripts very much.

This has something to do with Ango Sakaguchi.

I once got lost on the streets of Yokohama. I walked to the place where the fog was thickest and saw a huge dragon.

Ango Sakaguchi's mentality collapsed that time.

He almost rummaged through the complete surveillance, and when he saw me appearing in a camera with red crystals on his forehead, he said that he broke out in a cold sweat.

The foreign aid he invited that time was Chuya Araba, and this was also Dazai Osamu's script, but Dazai Osamu may not have considered the possibility that my supernatural ability would break free in the fog.

His hands were shaking, he was sweating, and his mind went blank.

This was his first reaction at the time.

Later, he suppressed it to keep himself calm, but he was still panicking in his heart.

"I didn't think about it."

He smiled wryly, "I haven't thought about it, what should I do if something happens to you."

"Osamu Dazai's script can be trusted."

Osamu Dazai's script is strange, and he rarely makes mistakes. In front of a super variable like me, he dare not be careless at all. He can choose to do this because he is sure that there is no problem on my side.

Ango Sakaguchi said he didn't think of going there at the time.

So at the moment when the singularity reaction disappeared, Ango Sakaguchi rushed out without thinking too much. He knew that there was a high probability that I would be fine.Otherwise, things will not develop so smoothly.

"I just want to see you."

however

I was in a convenience store at the time, staring at the bread in the convenience store, and seeing him running to the point of death, I could still laugh easily, "Ango, you are here, the matter is settled."

"You'll be fine."

"I'm sure I'm fine. I saw a dragon just now. By the way, Anada, I want to eat this bread."

Ango Sakaguchi was carried back by me that time. He had a sore throat and weak legs from running, and he looked too frightened and exhausted.

I almost scared him to death.

Really.

Afterwards, he lay on the bed and became more and more angry, and asked me, "Will you not use your mobile phone to report my safety?"

I patted his chest, vaguely, as if he was about to fall asleep, "I'm afraid to disturb you, and, besides, I let you see me."

He choked, "That's called fright."

"I sent you a text message, isn't it frightening?"

We have experienced so many Yokohama disaster movies, and once I sent him a text message to report that he was safe, he knew I was fine, and I knew he was fine.

I'm not very good at judging the level of disasters. Shibusawa Ryuhiko's supernatural ability has the script of Dazai Osamu, so it's not a big problem.

I thought it was a common accident.

But for Ango Sakaguchi, it was not. He was frightened and almost thought that I was being controlled, and Yokohama and I were all over.

So, I coaxed him, and tightened my hand holding him a little, "Don't be afraid, Anada, my supernatural power is omnipotent."

He was even more obsessed, "That's not what it means."

"Let's put it this way, Sakaguchigawa, I can handle those things with peace of mind, and feel that I am far from the most desperate moment. This kind of confidence is given by you..."

"My confidence comes from you."

"I'm afraid something will happen to you."