i may be a bug

What do you want to say?

Abusing people is still ruthless.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Looking back now, Ango Sakaguchi should be the first person to lose all intention of my supernatural ability from the very beginning.Maybe it has something to do with my being crazy when I first met him.

But Ango Sakaguchi denied this.

As a great writer who can abuse dogs in fancy ways when writing "Love Letters", I really can't compare to a rookie like me.He can pave the way for a favorite in many ways, but I can only hit a straight ball and say I like it.

As a result, "Love Letter" was dubbed by readers as "a love course between a literary girl and a straight man of steel".

I:? ? ?

outrageous.

Mr. Ango, a literary girl, made a difficult movement when he saw this joke, which made the lens flash coldly.After a while, he pushed his glasses that shone coldly and said:

"They were right."

I:? ? ?

Me: "Anwu, what's the matter with you?"

"I can't take you."

What are you talking about, what does it mean that you can't move me?

In order to prove that I brought him, I specially played a battle game, soloing with Ango, the consequences are obvious, he was abused by me very badly.

I let go of my game console, facing the skeptical life abused by me, Ango Sakaguchi who was pressing the button, and smiled heartily: "You say it again?"

After being with him for a long time, we don’t have the shyness we had in the early days—of course, this kind of shyness is only possessed by Ango Sakaguchi, and I was so natural that it made him feel dazed—now Ango Sakaguchi doesn’t worry about me at all. The supernatural power will do something to his body to make him lie down for a day, and he dares to touch my head directly.

Our relationship is now so familiar that we can calmly pass each other the towel that the other party forgot when they take a bath.Even if he saw the other party coming out of the bathroom, he wouldn't be stunned on the spot—here still referring to Ango Sakaguchi.

At the very beginning, I couldn’t figure out why Ango Sakaguchi was so confused, until I saw him come out of the bathroom, I was also confused for a while, and said, “Obviously he is a social animal, why does he have eight-pack abs, shouldn’t it be And into one cell?"

Ango Sakaguchi, who was wearing a bath towel and was about to go back to the room silently, gave me a gloomy look, and said with the sadness of a social animal: "I am either on the way to buy snacks for you, or I am going to be ordered by you to buy snacks."

Got it, I've run a lot.

At that time, I was very talented and made a suggestion that made Ango Sakaguchi almost give up the treatment, "Can't Ananda buy more at a time?"

Serious social animals really can't be angry anymore. When I was sleeping, I was retaliated by the suffocated social animal. He tickled me.

You may not believe it, but we were almost paralyzed from laughing in the middle of the two nights, and we all had itchy flesh, who is afraid of whom? !

Under the practice of me hurting the enemy by one thousand and myself hurting eight hundred, Ango Sakaguchi and I tacitly stopped.Even the other party couldn't laugh out loud.

But the worst luck is not me, but the readers.Ever since Ango Sakaguchi began his career as a co-author of "Love Letter", he has always been able to abuse readers with the pen in his hand.

In terms of dog food, I would call him the strongest.

Is this the strength of a great writer?

It is not unreasonable for Ango Sakaguchi to be called a literary girl, and it is not unreasonable for me to be called a straight man of steel. The main reason is that I am afraid of nothing but comparison.A documentary me, and a literati romantic him.

When I read the "Love Letter" written by him, the expression on my whole face was deep sympathy for the readers. After reading the book written by him, I turned back to eat my book, not to mention that it was boring, maybe I could still eat it to more knives.

Once people's sweetness exceeds the standard, when I come back to read my documentary literature and flip through old books, I think of their evaluation of me before, and I can only wish their hearts can bear it.

In front of the real candy, those books in front are written on the knife.What's even more tragic is that in terms of literary literacy, I think Ango Sakaguchi can beat me.How much they bragged in the past, they should regret it now.

"I don't think my book will sell."

Ango Sakaguchi looked at me very worriedly, "Are you thinking about the future of bankruptcy again?"

"The much-reviled trash writer, what's the future like?"

"You are called the straight man of steel for a reason."

Okay.

I'm still a little far from the straight man of steel.

It's just that the mind sometimes goes to other places.Sakaguchi Ango was pissed off several times.This can only be said to be normal. There are very few couples who can perfectly understand each other, and more of us are stumbling and relying on time to accumulate proficiency.

Ango Sakaguchi's explanation to me is defined as sophistry, "How many times is that?"

I was at a loss, "Isn't it?"

"Several times and three times a day, isn't it several times and three times?"

Compared with our identities, our daily life is quite ordinary.A member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, a special A-level superhuman.Even if I get annoyed at times because of brain circuit problems, most of the time with him is experimenting with my weird ideas.

The current Ango Sakaguchi is not necessarily a social animal. Even if he has the heart to work overtime, there are not many days when he can honestly work overtime with a person like me, Mrs. Xiong who has a sudden curiosity about the outside world.

Usually, when it's time to get off work, I'll flash to his office and stare straight at him without saying a word.Ango Sakaguchi, who was immersed in his work facing the computer, was startled by my sight from the realm of forgetting things and me.

He'll look at the time and choose between two options.

It was still early, so he settled me down naturally, took out the snacks from the safe, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll leave when this document is processed."

After the time has reached the limit I stipulated, he will decisively choose to give up work.This is not a joke, once he slowed down a bit, my supernatural ability faintly showed signs of activation.

In order to save the Ability Secret Service Section, Ango Sakaguchi gave up the right to work overtime.

Does it sound particularly sad?

The saddest thing is that when I went out to dinner with him, I plausibly said, "This is for Ango's hairline."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

Gritting his teeth, "My hairline has always been healthy."

"Yeah, but working overtime every day and still having such a healthy hairline, it's reasonable to suspect that I'll have a hair transplant, right?"

Because with a wife who can transplant hair in a second, the test of what his hair will become is not the condition of his hair growth, but the imagination of me and others.

As long as he has enough imagination, even if he goes to work with a full head of hair, his colleagues will not be curious.After all, everyone is a bald adult who has been bid farewell to a second hair transplant. Isn't it normal to calm down?

Maybe he can still get such subtle words as "your wife is really childlike".

But if I really did this, I might run to my roommate group to hide from the angry Ango Sakaguchi.You can change him into all kinds of strange clothes, but you must not make him into a double ponytail, this is the bottom line.

"Ananda's bottom line is so cute."

"...Sakaguchigawa, don't talk for now."

Even if she becomes a magical girl Ango-chan, as long as she doesn't add ponytails and doesn't move her hair, she is a literary girl Ango-chan who can write books at home with peace of mind.

The sweetness of "Love Letter" is a tiankeng. After the readers have confirmed that I can actually write sweet articles, and that I have a husband who is particularly good at writing sweet articles, they are looking forward to our next joint article.

Then--

"...I was wrong. I thought Teacher Baishui's husband, Mr. Bingwu, could pull Teacher Baishui back from the path of BE madness. In the end, both of them are BE madmen!"

This, how big a mistake did they make in their perception of Ango Sakaguchi?

In another world, a literary giant who can write a work like "Theory of the Fall" is unreasonable in this world, just a mediocre documentary writer like me.

I even wanted him to do it alone, but he didn't agree. He said, "I'm not very good at writing female characters. I don't have time. I just follow you to join in the fun."

Documentary literature after the blessing of writers, there will be situations where knives are stuck in the mouth, and it is also very reasonable, right?

And because I don't like to continue to write my own documentary literature, I used the eyes of a bystander to tell some small stories.

They said that I was making a breakthrough in style. Looking at the manuscript, Ango Sakaguchi recognized that this was another documentary literature with a magically changed background.

There are so many materials that you can do whatever you want.

And it is the commonly used No.1 light novel style. It is a book composed of short stories told in a relaxed tone, but the narrator is different.

Speaking of BE, this, it can only be said that life is not perfect.If you really want to talk about BE's skill, Ango Sakaguchi is stronger. He writes less space, but every piece is full of swords.

Under his background, I feel that my writing is soft, and it doesn't look like BE at first glance.Like some stories, my ending has nothing to do with BE, at most it is a TE.

Taking the work experience of "I" as the main line, all kinds of people I met are the protagonists of the stories, and from time to time, a more ruthless thinker will tell the story.

The name of this kind of novel with a complete collection of materials is simply "Collection".

I don't feel much about the stories I write, but once Ango Sakaguchi starts writing stories, my official account is very active.

In short, it is to praise him for his good writing.

But Ango Sakaguchi stopped it to no avail.Others see him as the head of the family, but only he knows how powerless he is against me.

"Don't boast so much, what if you can't write well?"

"But it's not like you don't have that strength. Since you have strength, you deserve these compliments."

I wondered, as a reader, what does it matter if you praise your favorite writer?The things I wrote can be praised by a group of people. If Ango Sakaguchi writes so well, why can’t I praise it?

Every time he starts to write a story, that's when he shuts down all social media, which will last until a week after he finishes writing.

At first it was to keep concentration, and later it was to keep concentration. After all, writing was just a side job for him that could no longer be done.Turning off social software at least makes him invisible to my active account during that time, which can make him deceive himself.

For abused readers, we have always cooperated tacitly.

I abuse dogs at every turn, and post a bunch of knives in "Collection" at every turn, our readers:

What are we fans of?

As for the unfriendly remarks on my social accounts, it’s okay to say that I don’t deserve my name, and that Ango Sakaguchi is a scumbag who rubs off on my popularity.

This kind of remarks without going through the brain, it is very reasonable for the water meter to be checked by the supernatural agent or I typed along the network cable.

If it weren't for the scumbag they called me to pull me desperately and buy me a bunch of snacks, the tragedy of supernatural agent Corey working overtime because of a super A-level superhuman ability would have happened again the next day.

"I'm angry."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I scold them."

"You don't know how to curse."

"I can write a book."

As soon as Sakaguchi Ango said that, seeing the smile on my face, he recalled, "Dazai taught?"

I just laugh.

Anyway, even if Osamu Dazai didn't teach me, Ango Sakaguchi would automatically blame him.

Ango Sakaguchi hated those eccentric people to death. As long as these people appeared, he would either be forced to write short articles, or be forced to spend money to eliminate disasters.

I am keen to send things to him to find work.

He is responsible for dealing with the aftermath of the things I found for me.

"A large part of my affection for Yokohama is based on Anada."