i may be a bug

Might be mine, but I'm fine with that.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

In the world where I became a light novelist, I changed my name twice, one time to M, and the other time to Sakaguchikawa.What's the difference if I have one more surname?

There is no difference.

The story between me and Ango Sakaguchi was not like other light novels I wrote, and readers frantically sent blades.To be more precise, the documentary literature based on Ango Sakaguchi and me did not continue my usual naming routine. It is not mathematical knowledge, but the serious "Love Letter".

When this light novel was just released, the readers of Mr. Baishui rubbed their eyes, facing the "Love Letter" on the cover, and the author's name on it, and fell silent for a while.

"...Mr. Baishui, can you write HE?"

They question the soul.

This is no wonder to them, because the words written on the girdle by the editor really made them ill-adapted, and the teacher who was used to throwing swords suddenly changed the style of sweet texts, and they couldn't believe it.

"It's better to say, I would rather believe that this is a real BE under the guise of being in love."

"Every day of the rest of my life is a love letter from me to you."

This kind of introduction, aha, either Teacher Baishui is crazy, or they are crazy.

I think it is more likely that they are crazy. After all, I can only write documentary literature, and I can’t enjoy the romance of literature. I even marked this as a love letter. They still don’t believe it. They deserved to be tortured to death by the love letter I wrote later. .

Ango Sakaguchi no longer reads my light novels, let alone my "Love Letter".Ever since I wrote down the word "love letter" on the draft paper, his spirit of complaining has never been restrained.

"M, are you sure you're writing a love letter, not a horror story?"

As one of the parties involved, his question was very reasonable, "How can we finish this book?"

This is a good question, and I said confidently: "Because Ango is here. I don't have confidence in myself, but I believe in Ango."

"Do social animals still know how to fall in love?"

However, Ango Sakaguchi seems to have forgotten that we are not in a relationship at all now, and we are getting married in the eyes of his colleagues holding the grass. It is more appropriate to say that it is a honeymoon.

As a warrior in the cultivation world, Ango Sakaguchi himself is already a legend. Unfortunately, neither the legend himself nor I who made him a legend seem to have no serious experience in dating.

The two mothers and fetuses have been single so far, and they have engaged in the daily life of the two married people since they first came up, which made "Love Letter", a documentary literature, take a funny line at the beginning.

Who's in love, or what couple's honeymoon will start from scratch.As Ango Sakaguchi himself said, social animals don't learn how to fall in love.Dangerous elements like me have never been taught.

At the beginning, the two of them didn't even realize the role of marriage.

This is my pot.

Because whether it is a husband and wife relationship or not, Ango Sakaguchi has me in his territory, so there is no sense of incompatibility when another person intervenes in the territory.

I have been doing things that make Ango Sakaguchi speechless for many years, and he can bear to do other things that make him speechless.But Ango Sakaguchi realized that our current legal relationship is husband and wife, after my long-lost sleepwalking.

Ango Sakaguchi once again faced the situation that he was sleeping soundly, and suddenly there was another person on the bed. The worst thing was, I was no longer a child.

When Ango Sakaguchi was about to have a heart attack, he remembered this incident.

Oh it's all right.

It's not a crime because we're legally married.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

The next day, how should I put it, I saw Ango Sakaguchi with two dark circles under his eyes, looking like he had been insomnia all night, and I had an extra big blessing.

This kind of thing has a much greater impact on national civil servants than me, a dangerous person. I had an expression of "you only know", "I don't know this, why am I sleepwalking now."

We should be considered the most special couple.

I accepted my identity change very quickly, but another person, Ango Sakaguchi, who I call "Anada" from time to time to make the other party's expression stiff, his acceptance ability is weaker than mine.

He still doesn't accept this title a little bit, he would push his glasses in a concealed manner, and then respond in a low voice, "Well, what's wrong?"

It was very quiet at first, until I leaned on his back and leaned close to his face to listen, his voice gradually amplified.

If we insist on describing it, we are the legendary stupid couple.

Readers who finished reading "Love Letter" once again questioned their souls: "Are these two idiots? Why are you so shy at this time? A go up!!!"

It is impossible to go up to A.

Mr. Shehu said solemnly that he did not want to commit a crime.

And I, the heartless, let him go.

Under the gazes of colleagues around him who seemed to be watching warriors, and in the voice of "Ango-kun, don't you go and coax your wife now?", Ango Sakaguchi finally realized clearly and deeply that I am his wife now. a fact.

It's not that he treats me badly, Ango Sakaguchi has always been a habit of pampering me, it can only be said that his moral values ​​are too strong.

Facing the woman who can be said to be raised by himself, he can't accept the fact that he is teetering on the edge of the law.Always feel like I'm committing a crime.

This is what he really said.

"It's me who committed the crime. I used coercion to rob government employees."

When I said these words, the corners of the coerced civil servant's mouth twitched.

I followed Ango Sakaguchi out of the Supernatural Secret Service Division with the legitimate reason of my honeymoon, and started to fight for some rights for myself.Now, I basically don't stay in the Supernatural Secret Service Division anymore.

The new residence was bought by the Supernatural Secret Service Section with Ango Sakaguchi’s salary and part of my book writing money. As for the supervisor——

I've become the wife of a government employee, and they sent someone to supervise me—

"Ango will cry."

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, Sakaguchigawa!"

The expressions of the people present in the Supernatural Secret Service Division were very subtle. If I had to describe it, it was the expression of eating dog food and feeling that I was full.

Heh, it used to be called M, but now it declares its sovereignty.

The same is a social animal, why is Ango Sakaguchi just a cashier?

The answer is simple, he is a social animal, but his wife, I am a dangerous person under his supervision.

The conditions are unique.

It was his own reputation that was ruined by me.

He said weakly, "I'm really not cultivated."

I patted him on the shoulder, "Yes, yes, I raised you."

...I am even more envious.

The current atmosphere in the Supernatural Secret Service Division is to find lemons every day, but Ango Sakaguchi, who was caught lemons, has been studying with me how to write the content of the love letter for quite a while.

It's not too difficult, because we all live every day in a very ordinary way, and we haven't deliberately created any conflicts because we want to sell books.It's not that he's short of money, his overtime wages are enough for the two of us to live on, not to mention that I'm still a famous light novelist now.

The point where I could quarrel was because I clamored for snacks in the middle of the night, and the person who was woken up listened carefully, and then said no.

The reason for the refusal is also very reasonable, because my menstrual period is coming soon, and I can't eat too much cold food, so there is no ice cream.

If I can listen to him when he has finished his justification, nothing will happen, and we can go on lying down and resting.If you can't listen, after the two stared at each other, Ango Sakaguchi was the first to retreat. He raised his hands in surrender and made a concession, "One."

"Then Anada, let's go buy it!"

"Stop, stop, let me change clothes!"

On the streets of Yokohama at three o'clock in the morning, Ango Sakaguchi and I have met many times, because only in the middle of the night, I would particularly crave something.

He was very helpless to me.

But this helplessness ended one night, when he fell asleep in the middle of the night and touched my arm, "Do you want to eat Taiyaki?"

I turned over and returned in a daze, "Eat."

That's why in the middle of the night, we would hold Taiyaki, relatively silent for a long time.

Finally, we who woke up from the dazed state could only laugh at each other.

"Will you come next time?"

"Let's change it. We can't always eat taiyaki and takoyaki crepes."

"Do you know the way?"

"There is Anada."

"Yes, yes, there is me."

The way we get along is probably like this. I am in charge of making suggestions, and Ango Sakaguchi is in charge of petting, so weird things have happened.

I didn’t go to bed in the middle of the night and got up to eat. The other was that when I was writing the book, Ango Sakaguchi was guiding me to write. He read all the published content of my "Love Letter" After one time, he complained to me, "What is a mole that I want to lick? It is obviously very common."

I stared at the mole at the corner of his mouth, "Let's be honest, Ango, the location of your mole is too subtle."

"It's just an ordinary mole."

"Why do ordinary moles grow on the corner of the mouth?"

"how could I know."

"So you sure don't know it's lickable."

"..."

He covered his face with his hands, hesitantly, "You want to... lick... no, can't you use a good word?"

"Oh, that's what I want to kiss you."

"You're just struggling with it."

"Hey, Ango, do you know?"

The content of "Love Letter" has been complained by him a lot, so I simply got lazy and asked him to write the rest.After all, he is a writer himself, so he must be better than a rookie like me.

This kind of laziness was severely criticized by him. He said that what readers want to read is my writing, and this kind of thing cannot be done.

"Then Mr. Sakaguchi Ango, can you write a love letter for your wife?"

"Are you trying to kill your readers?"

"Heh, who told them to complain about the horror story of a love letter in the first place."

I didn't learn anything, but to hold grudges, I learned a lot.As for the result after the blessing of literary giants, hehe, let them complain about me. There are literary giants behind labor and management, so be afraid.

Mr. Wenhao, who doted on Mrs. Xiong, sighed and revised his manuscript, and changed the description of my advantages that I said he wrote down against his conscience.

"It's even more ignorant."

Mr. Wen Hao, who used to have a strong sense of morality, said confidently: "I am willing."

He also wrote in his love letter to me, "It is my pleasure to spoil her."