i may be a bug

I don't have many smart days, but when I'm smart, I always catch people.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

This may be the treatment of the chosen one.

When no one can beat me, there is someone to cooperate with me in everything I do.

For example, writing light novels, because I want to read letters from readers, this has become the only bridge for some big guys to communicate with me.So when they write letters from readers, they try to rely on my spiritual confidant as much as possible, trying to impress a bear child.

harm.

They just overthink it.

What does the bear child want?Soul confidant?I have already written documentary literature, what more do I need a confidant, and the treatment of the special agent department is so good, why should I go out?

Everyone keep it simple.

Send bank cards to my readers in letters, as long as you send enough, I will run over to see who has been taken advantage of.And I will sincerely suggest that he can give more next time.

Ango Sakaguchi knows my virtues, as long as he buys me food or gives me money to buy food, he can win my favor.

I still don't understand, why do these big guys think that I have a deep thought like a brat?

This may be the power of sand sculptures and salted fish.

They couldn't even think of it, I have an extraordinary force value, and the person who is treated as an ancestor by the Special Ability Secret Service is not because of some kind of fledgling complex.

Bear children have no conscience.

The only thing that I can stay with the Ability Secret Service Division is its very good service attitude.

The boss will never understand the brain circuit of a sand sculpture. They think I am on the fourth floor and they are on the fifth floor. In fact, do I need such a thing as the number of floors?This is simply not paying attention to my IQ--

I, I don't even have the IQ of the first level (ω)

Is it exciting or not, surprise or surprise?

I hope the bosses don't overestimate my IQ. My IQ is filled with strength and math problems, and the IQ used in other areas is simply shameful.

Such me, after receiving letters from readers from a bunch of bigwigs, I asked Ango Sakaguchi to put me in a small box and protect it with strict security measures.

My attitude was very serious at the time, and I became serious with Ango Sakaguchi: "Is there a problem with them?"

I laughed from ear to ear, "No, they wrote it so well, I really...hahaha... really...hahahahahahaha..."

I laughed like crazy.

Ango Sakaguchi wasted his expression, his face full of sloppiness.

Here I want to praise Tuosi by name.

Sure enough, the way of heaven favors reincarnation, and the heavens spare no one.

I thought back then that my psychological defense was almost collapsed by him, and I was thrown into this world to recuperate by the supernatural power, but now——

Hahaha, he has to do reading comprehension questions.

The reading comprehension questions I wrote about non-fiction literature asked him to analyze what his peers did at the beginning, and asked him to have a big bang with those black mud ideas.Every time I open a new article, it is by reading his letters from readers that I can maintain my good reputation as Teacher Baishui.

As long as you start writing, there will always be a day when it will end.

Oh, and one more surprise.

Not only Tuosi, but other black muds suddenly became milder after each book and letter. How did I get psychological problems caused by their peers? How can they treat me now?

Or Nados for example.

From the very first book, he began to pretend to be my loyal fan. In "Lopida and Lagrange", he described Marina in it as "the arrogant incarnation of God", and Wrote a bunch of stuff to prove his point.

In order to prevent the Supernatural Secret Service from discovering that it was him who wrote the letter, he even changed his tone of voice and handwriting, and he changed everything that might be overlooked.

So his letter successfully got into my hands, but he didn't expect that I have special identification skills for their black mud.

When he plays a qualified reader, I rely on his analysis of the characters in the book to treat my psychological problems.

I even sincerely feel that Tuosi here is a good person.

"The Russians that Marina cares about are only the Russians in her eyes. Even if he is despicable, she can save him. This is not the salvation of the Virgin Mary, but the deepest malice."

"She'll never notice that her sleazy Russian affection for her is just taken for granted, defining their relationship as one that will never change -- friends."

"In Marina's eyes, the Russians are her friends, and only her friends."

"She is as arrogant as a god, and as uncapturable as a god."

"Unfortunately, the Russians took a chance."

"Mr. Baishui, how can the Russians have a happy ending?"

Since this book, the frequency of his writing to me has remained at a very high level.Since then, I will receive letters from him after reading and understanding every book I write.And did I reply?

Of course there is.

How can my daily source of happiness be broken?If he doesn't reply, he won't feel that he can fool me. He is willing to write to me so frequently?

In order to let him have enough space for reading comprehension, I worked hard to write back to him personally.

I replied very coldly to the first letter: "It's HE."

Later, he added the number of words in his reply step by step to show his importance.

I replied seriously, just to see what the question he asked, and then I went back straightforwardly, completely ignoring his deep meaning, anyway, it would be no, it would be OK to answer it as a letter from an ordinary reader.

What if he is dissatisfied, can he come over and beat me?

Apart from being afraid of him using his brain, I am not afraid of anything else.

If he thinks too much, what does it matter to me?

When he asked in a letter to my readers whether he could meet me, I told him that it was okay if he wanted to, but my guardian would follow.

If a person with special A-level dangerous supernatural abilities goes out without a supervisor from the Supernatural Secret Service Section, what is it called a special A-level person.What I said was very honest. If I was not honest, when I met him, a fugitive, I might directly arrest him and go to the Supernatural Secret Service Division to change pocket money.

One thing to say, Tosi is quite valuable.

You ask later, later on, Tuosi... Tuosi himself went to the Supernatural Secret Service Division and surrendered himself.

I:……

When I was walking around the prison of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, I was shocked when I found that there was an extra Tosi in it. After the shock, I called Ango Sakaguchi, "Ango, look, a living Russian, but how is he? so weak?"

"Didn't it say that Russians can kill bears?"

When Ango Sakaguchi was with me, it was impossible to complain. The only way to be an old mother was to ask me to spend less time online.By the way, he explained to me why Tosi couldn't kill the bear: "He's just... a Siberian hamster."

"Oh."

I nodded to show I understood, and then, "I see, but why can't he kill the bear?"

Yasugo Sakaguchi: "He's just a hamster."

Me: "I understand he is a hamster, but why can't the hamster kill the bear?"

……

Ango Sakaguchi: "Are you one hundred thousand why?"

"No, I just want to know why he can't kill the bear?"

……

In fact, the whole world of light novelists is so fragmented, with daily life that has nothing to do with those black people.I can eat snacks with Ranpo happily, but I really can't get close to Dazai and his like.

"Because it's terrible."

I said, "If it's really what I see, it's too dangerous to open your friendship line."

This is a tactful remark. The real reason is of course not because I am afraid of black mud, but because the black mud at the beginning missed the best opportunity to meet each other. The new friend I made is a government servant, my roommate They are also in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

And my supernatural ability is the danger of being deeply feared by others.

I need to think about my friends and can't do whatever I want.

One of the most outrageous things I did, if Ango Sakaguchi could remember, he would probably have complained so much that his mouth was dry.

"How can I better help my friends of the opposite sex?"

"How to become a solid backing for the opponent?"

"How do I protect my friends?"

If I could search, I would probably search for these things, and then watch a group of unscrupulous sand sculpture netizens answer.The closest thing I can think of to a friend is family.

Ango Sakaguchi was not frightened at 01:30.

I doubt he can act a die-on-the-spot.

"Don't girls at this age need a relationship? Isn't most of the lives of ordinary people just getting married and having children? What surprises you?"

Ah, that's it.

In the eyes of outsiders, the drama between the two of us should be that the dangerous superpower has been entangled with her supervisor for many years, and finally decided to become family members and tie the knot.

But in the eyes of insiders, I use my changed surname to tell everyone that this person has been marked with me, and I have a very deep relationship with him.

It's sudden, isn't it?

Ango Sakaguchi didn't think that I would come out like this because of the years we spent together. He really stiffened his body after I usually wrote light novels and said, "Let's get married." , unable to react, "Ah, are you reading lines?"

"No. I'm proposing to my humanity."

People like me are very good at hitting the straight ball.During those days, Ango Sakaguchi was very troubled by me, a girl who had gone astray in adolescence. He didn't think that I really liked him, he just thought that I was ill again.

"Marina is the arrogance of God."

"Miss Matsushita is a connivance with no bottom line."

"Miss Kiko is God's protection for those who love her."

……

"I don't want to be a god, I want to be a human being. Ango, you are my only remaining humanity."

Then Ango Sakaguchi knew that I was still that brat, because I wanted to be a human, I did horrible things regardless.

He regards me as an ordinary person. When I want to be an ordinary person, I have no better choice except Ango Sakaguchi.

When I was a light novelist, I could say that I captured my dying humanity.Later, Ango Sakaguchi decided to sacrifice himself, probably out of stabilizing my mood and his sympathy for me.

At that time, I learned from the despicable Russians.

I succeeded.

How fragile I am.

But up to now, I'm actually not sure how much humanity I have left.I have always been a human being, but the most violent mood swings have been in the past for a long time.