i may be a bug

What is the end of the story?

I'm standing right here.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

If you want to ask me how I spent the next few decades with Ango Sakaguchi, it is a very common way of living, no different from the ordinary couples I see on weekdays.

As for the story of these decades and our final ending?

It's easy to guess.

People are born, old, sick and die. I can lie to time and keep my youthful appearance, but Ango Sakaguchi can't.I could keep him young, but he doesn't need to.

"Is this how you use your supernatural powers?"

He twitched the corner of his mouth, "They won't die of anger when they know."

"That's how it's supposed to be used."

I nonchalantly told him something that we have known for a long time, "I don't want to use superpowers to do things that will destroy Yokohama. If I do, I won't be able to eat."

As for the great ambitions of the villain, to be honest, I don't think this thing can compare to the one bite in my mouth.I'm just afraid that someone who hears this news will think that they have paid wrongly all these years, why should they pay attention to a sticky salted fish.

Over the years with Ango Sakaguchi, the two things I do the most are salted fish and turning around occasionally, writing lightly.

In his spare time, he spends some time basking in the sun with Ango Sakaguchi in his yard and chatting for a while.By the way, after being hated by readers on the Internet, Ango Sakaguchi, who has become more self-cultivated in recent years, came out again to hate people.

"Going out of the mountain is not for that."

"Ango, scold him."

"All right, all right, I'm afraid of you."

-

"Ango tamed a god who couldn't be tamed... No, he just let the gods choose to stop for him."

At that time, I said very seriously to Osamu Dazai who had been dead for so many years and hadn't died yet, "It was just a helpless act of the Supernatural Secret Service Division to say that I am a god."

At that time, I was so angry, relying on the support of someone behind me, I didn't think about anything, forcing people to coax me, and let me heal my endangered mental state in a disguised form.

It has been many years now, and my psychological defense line has been successfully established, so naturally I will not bear it anymore, which makes people worry-free.

In other words, the salted fish turned itself over and fried itself until golden on both sides.

I explained the origin of my title of "God" very seriously, but Osamu Dazai habitually talks to himself, and he especially likes to say half of it and leave the other half.

He just smiled, "Thank God, I feel alive now."

Osamu Dazai has friends.

Oda Sakunosuke is writing and raising children.

Ango Sakaguchi cooks in the kitchen and can play mahjong with us when he comes out.

I was ordered by them to stay away from the mahjong table, because when I was on the table, they only had to fight to see how I lost.

There is nothing worth working overtime happening in Yokohama today.

Ordinarily, it was a day when friends of Ango Sakaguchi came to eat.

-

When I became a Qingjia, what happened was such a story.

However, because the past of the Qing family is too long, and many things happened in the middle, if I hadn’t been amnesiaced several times by supernatural powers, I would never have remembered the stories in the long beginning

I'm not a god, so I can't remember it with a photographic memory.

It's normal for people to forget things.

-

Let's talk about the title master who reminds me of the Qing family's past.

Didn't I discover this talent from Mori Ogai? Mori Ogai, who can make himself cry even if he is ruthless by writing a doujin, has no choice but to have his title.

You're too brave, let's make rumors about Shuanghei, and even dare to make rumors about Mori Ogai...

Osamu Dazai's interrogation package has been booked successfully.

Osamu Dazai's expression was excited after knowing this, he immediately turned on the computer and entered the Mafia internal forum.

Let me tell you something, don't be afraid of that person.

The leader of Mafia has seen his text, long ago. Shuanghei in Mafia also read his article, a long time ago.

Only me, who doesn't use the Internet, only watched it at Mori Ogai.

I pinched my knuckles and felt that this talent is really a talent. He was targeted by three big bosses and is still alive.

My mood was a little complicated, "But he's broken now."

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, "So the slug went to find him, and I can catch him today to see what's going on in his head."

awful.

How miserable.

It's too awful.

It's okay to stop the update, the update has been delayed for so long, and now I have to go to the interrogation room to see Osamu Dazai.

Full of sympathy, I said, "Add me."

His being caught and cut off are even more inextricably linked.With constant updates, the bosses can still maintain a little interest. Watching his character OOC biography, want to know what kind of OOC his image can become.

He broke...

No help, just die.

However, the reason for being arrested is definitely not because of writing fanart to discredit the image of Mafia's high-level executives. After all, according to Nakahara Chuya, who arrested people and came back, "creation requires freedom". Just one eye.

The final reason was to reveal Mafia secrets.

This reason is quite universal. Some of Mafia's secrets only exist in the thoughts of high-level officials, and the real secrets are not accessible only to this person.His position is out of reach.

Rarely, the bosses of Mafia watched the interrogation scene of this talent with great interest, only melon seeds, peanuts and walnuts were missing.

Dazai Osamu's torture methods, among other things, are bound to be bloody. No matter how clean a member looks, he can pry something out from under his hands.

We listened for a while, and I felt sorry for this talent.

Mafia's top brass seem to be just pissed off by the cutoff and being made the hero of the fanfic, but they're clearly not.

This reason is used to listen to me.

Let me accept it better, so as not to be dumbfounded by this talent's operation.

It is fine to be an undercover agent, or to sell Mafia. As long as there are no particularly big mistakes, Mori Ogai can still use it.But when he wrote fanfiction, he perfectly exposed the time when he went to the meeting, and Mori Ogai could only accept this great gift with a wry smile.

Harm, if you don't accept a gift that comes to your door, you won't feel sorry.

"Oh, this can still be used like this."

Mori Ogai looked at me without any pretensions as a leader. I used superpower lighting to mark people. I also displayed a high-tech electronic screen projection. The red dots on it were the dazzling fireflies on the road map.

A new use for the lighting ability.

The character information was tortured by Osamu Dazai. With this, I easily marked the opposite side, so that their whereabouts were fully exposed.

"Thinking about it recently, I think this ability should be very suitable for finding food. Finding someone is just by the way."

Well, by the way, by the way, let the other side have no way to escape.

Mori Ogai is very interested in this function, but the reason, what reason can Lolicon have, naturally his eyes are shining, "This way Alice's little skirt will be available!"

"Alice will ignore you."

I calmly stated the truth.

Not to mention that the character of Alice he set up is only used to hate him, changing a bunch of small dresses a day, the supernatural ability will also be annoying.

In the end, the function derived from this supernatural ability, in addition to being used to grab a big gift bag delivered to the door, the biggest role is to lead a group of Mafia bosses to find a suitable meeting place.

Find a place by request.

I seem to have become a wicked navigator?