i may be a bug

Today I am going to set sail.

However, there seems to be something wrong with the light novel I wrote.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

When I first met with the Armed Detective Agency, the Armed Detective Agency was tasked with finding a publishing house for my light novel.

After Ango Sakaguchi received the activity funds and notice from his superior in the Supernatural Special Affairs Section, I was eating strawberries with Insectaro.

He didn't know where to put the hand holding the notification, and his face was full of complaints: "Does this mean to make you toss casually? Is it really good to give up struggling so soon?"

Who made me bear it!

I knocked on the table, rudely, "Ango, if we have money, let's build a light novel publishing house, and Chongtaro and Ayatsuji will also write novels."

Under our gaze, Chongtaro, who was carrying the cue on his back, suddenly smiled, expressing his approval for me.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

Ango Sakaguchi: "□□."

I smiled and squinted my eyes, pretending not to understand.

In fact, this was the first time I really started to write, and mustered up the courage to publish my own literary works in front of a bunch of writers who joined the army.I have made a lot of determination, determined to put an end to my childhood dream.

Taking advantage of the superpowers covering me now, I will publish a book as soon as I want to, and then use the power of the brat to let the officials toss out a bunch of literary awards for me.

Then I would be a writer.

I showed a planned smile.

Something like courage doesn't come from me.After I felt the joy of doing whatever I wanted, I resolutely did all the things I didn't have the courage to do before. It's called, earning money for Ango.

The person involved didn't want to express any opinions, he just silently gave his hair anti-hair loss care, and then appeared in front of me, business-like:

"After we make a report, we will go out and find someone who can help you publish light novels."

I cheered and raised my hand for Ango Sakaguchi to give me a high five.

He was a little helpless, but he still stretched out his hand and gave me a high five.Then he pushed down his glasses and asked me, "Is there anything you want to bring? It may take a few days to find a job at the publishing house."

I thought about it for a long time when I went out for the first time, and when I appeared in front of Ango Sakaguchi again, I pulled Chongtaro and Ayatsuji to him.

Ango Sakaguchi smiled stiffly, gnashing his teeth and emphasized: "You can't bring people!"

I blinked at him, "Ango~~~"

He stood firm, "No, not to mention my hairline!"

The Ayatsuji staff in charge of the Supernatural Secret Service were no strangers to the unexplained disappearance of Ayatsuji. They ran to the headquarters of the Supernatural Secret Service very skillfully, and they saw the dangerous person under their supervision taking care of their children.

If nothing else, Chongtaro and Ayatsuji should have full experience in dealing with brats.Both of them had calm expressions, and there was no pupil quake like the first time.

And my supervisor Ango Sakaguchi, because of my bear, started to report and wait for approval.Yes, he is used to retreating under my stalking method.So - one special A is enough to be bald, and two dangerous superpowers come...

I can only talk about flowing hair, Ango Sakaguchi who forges iron.

When Ango Sakaguchi, who was blacksmithing online, took us out, his whole face was full of the vicissitudes of social animals.My light novel writing speed is too fast. After I made up my mind, I wrote it in a week, and then I started urging him.

He took care of his friend's aftermath and did his own work this week, and his work and rest started a little later, and he ran into the trouble I caused him again.

I suspect that he could tear up when he saw the house number of the Armed Detective Agency.

It may be the first time that the Armed Detective Agency has encountered such a dangerous combination, three people with different abilities and a government employee.The combination of the superpowers of the three superpowers can completely bury their armed detective agency without anyone noticing.

And the only civil servant, with a face full of vicissitudes, looked too empty.

We were treated personally by the president of the Armed Detective Agency.It wasn't until this powerful and majestic man in a dark kimono sat down that the social animal, which was empty of all four things, started his business.

I took out piles of materials, including my manuscript, the proof materials of the Supernatural Secret Service, the risk assessment of the three of us, and the commission fee from the Supernatural Secret Service... In short, there are many things, except My manuscripts are very official proof materials.

It proves that we are harmless now, proves that Ango Sakaguchi is binding on us, and proves that the Ability Secret Service Section has no intention of deliberately finding fault.

They sincerely hope that the detective agency can help me publish a book.He even pessimistically stated the worst-case scenario, "It only takes one of her novels to appear on the market, and your agency has already completed the commission."

It is okay for the government to use its power to find a publishing house for me. After all, I am a walking dangerous product. They would rather let me stay in the Supernatural Secret Service Division than run away.

but--

I refused.

I said that I want to be financially independent, I want to raise Ango by myself, I don't want to be a kid who spends money all the time.

What I said was very serious, and Ango Sakaguchi listened to me.

In fact, according to his sad complaints, the three of us used him as an excuse to come out to play.I rejected the so-called protection of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and Ango Sakaguchi could only turn to the Armed Detective Agency for help.

You don't have to.

"I just took them out for snacks and published a light novel by the way."

I hugged a cup of popcorn and had a great time.

Ango Sakaguchi looked at the three of us across from me and just wanted to sigh. He no longer wanted to touch his hair or push his glasses.He was like a sculpture of a thinking man now, thinking of nothing but a blank head.

He really couldn't remember what happened to the three of us, that's why, as a person with dangerous superpowers, he forcibly lived in a chic way of "the supernatural secret service department is my home, so I can find it if I have anything to do".

The supervisor was numb, and the top people in the Special Agents Section acquiesced.We lived like neighbors in the Ability Secret Service Section, under heavy surveillance, we acted recklessly.

Ayatsuji couldn't stand Ango Sakaguchi's sad look, he said, "Sakaguchi-kun, don't think about questions that don't have answers."

His expression became a little serious, "We come out once in a while, and we don't want to spoil our appetite."

Fine.

Ango Sakaguchi, who was disgusted by the appetite of bad guys, gave up thinking completely.

We were running around all day at the kaiseki and confectionery oden cake shop, the money was going fast, and the food I ate alone made me nervous if I would have a stomachache.

"Will not."

I said, "The supernormal ability helped me solve it very well."

I want them to be forever fretting about how wide a range of my abilities are, and not having the energy to think about what I've written.But the day has come.

After a day of blows, the social animal's brain recovered, and he naturally asked, what is the content of my light novel.If the writing is really bad, he will discuss with the detective agency to become a shell publishing company to fool the children.

Two of my roommates are also interested in this topic, because none of them have read the light novels I wrote, and people are always curious about unknown things.

After I finished the cake I was eating, I said nonchalantly, "Oh, it's L'Opidus and Lagrange."

In an instant, I was greeted by three gazes.

"L'Hopital and Lagrange." Ango Sakaguchi repeated, "Light novel?" He said the label of the light novel in a desperate tone, "Light novel of theorem proving process, or?"

This is a cautious temptation.

I'm too mean on weekdays, he thinks I don't understand light novels, so it's understandable for me to fool around casually.After him, there was Ayatsuji's voice with a hint of sneer.Chong Taro picked up the food in front of him and became a silent audience.

I decided to use the tradition of naming light novels to explain that what I wrote is really a light novel, not a theorem proof.I can't do such a deceitful thing.

""After crossing another world and having a bamboo horse who wants to destroy the world, I decided to let the bamboo horse learn mathematics."

"..."

"Because the original name was too long, it was simplified to "L'Hopida and Lagrange"."

"……I see."

Finally, I got the words that Ango Sakaguchi said in a weak tone.

From the overly long title of the light novel that made the three of them choke, it can be easily seen that the things I write are called light novels, but they are actually documentary literature.It has another more appropriate name -

"How to break through the friendship line of rice balls who want to destroy the world"

I gave the most straightforward answer at the end of the light novel——

"The friendship between me and this person is just my wishful thinking. This is the truth that I have learned through more than ten years of life. I want to be his friend and he doesn't want me to be his friend, just like when I seek the limit, What I need is L'Hopital, but he only taught me Lagrange."

"They reach the same goal when they ask questions, but I can learn L'Hopida, but I can't use Lagrange."

In this light novel, I used elements from different worlds, as well as Tuo Si's character design, and his and my silly stories.The background is magically changed, and there is only one good-looking sentence in the description of the appearance of the characters throughout the whole story, which is my No.1 name throughout.

The reason why I deliberately choose to be a light novelist is that the men I know who can use their personalities to write things to make money seem to prefer serious literature. Even if they read books in random categories, I don’t think they will read them. to what I wrote.

After all, as far as the crap I wrote, it can be published thanks to the efforts of the Ability Secret Service and the Armed Detective Agency, it can make money by their secret assistance, and it can become popular by...

famous? ? ?

I was lost in thought.

When we were all preparing for it to hit the street, a young man from the Armed Detective Agency called and told me that a publishing house wanted to publish the light novel I wrote, and the editor of the publishing house wanted to talk to me about future cooperation. , asking what my opinion looks like.

He even read me a letter from the editor, expressing his excitement.

With question marks on my head, I listened to a strange editor in a strange world saying that my text was "gloomy, with a strange romance, and the text reads creepy"...Come on, someone must have ghostwritten it for me, I It was confirmed when I heard this.

After all, no matter how stupid the story between me and Tuo Si is, I can't turn the horror story channel.The "creepy" in his mouth made me think only of horror stories.

However, whether it was the Ability Secret Service who polished it up, or the Armed Detective Agency teamed up with the Ability Secret Service to fool me, I was very casual and calm at the time, "Oh, see you."

I just want to see how they lie to children.

Ango and the others had the same expressions as if the incident was real.

In the entire light novel publishing matter and subsequent cooperation negotiations, I was the youngest, but I was also the calmest, calmly listening to the actor they invited, Rainbow Fart.After reading the conditions given by Ango Sakaguchi, Ayatsuji, Insectaro, and Edogawa Ranpo of the detective agency, after confirming that there was no pitfall and no place where I could lose control of my emotions, I used a strange pseudonym out the first book.

"White water, white life"

It doesn't make any sense, I just took it for fun, until I saw the appearance of my book after it was published in the Ability and Secret Service Section, I just thought that the money they invested was powerful enough.

It's really hard for them to make light novels like mine popular.

Until I didn't want to be embarrassing, I received a reminder letter from the editor.

I:? ? ?