i may be a bug

Bear kids or something, sometimes they want to be beaten to death, but sometimes...

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Ango Sakaguchi felt the same way towards me as the Supernatural Secret Service had towards me, helpless.

They have nothing to do with me.

Do you think the Supernatural Secret Service has not tried to erase my existence?Tried, but nothing works other than adding cellmates to me.

They even used Ayatsuji pedestrian's "accidental death".

The detective who was used had an uneasy expression, and his own personality became a little cold and vicious under the perennial surveillance life. After pointing out my crimes, the somewhat cold eyes of this special A-level dangerous superpower showed shock.

Naturally, it’s not that the power failed to activate, and I’m not Osamu Dazai, and even Osamu Dazai couldn’t erase the power of Ayatsuji Xingren, which is close to the law of causality.

After my ability was activated normally, the god of death was staged around me, but all kinds of accidents, for my ability, for the ability to automatically hang up, it is simply a child's play.

"Mathematical analysis" can be classified as the ability to change reality, as long as there are accidents in reality, they can be erased by it.I may not know what principle it uses to be able to do this so delicately - leaving me unscathed, and the people around me will not have accidents due to accidents.

But if I come here, a less proficient space-time stagnation and material annihilation can be done, but the consequences, I don't know very well.

After learning basic physics and the theory of space and time, I still have some understanding of matter, even if it becomes molecular atoms and quarks...it is also known to me, and what I know can be controlled by me.

As for the space-time theory, I have heard of the absolute space-time theory and the theory of relativity, and understood their basic definitions.

As long as you are a high school student and junior high school student who has studied physics, you can use my supernatural ability to easily do very scary things.Fortunately, I am a salty fish, and fortunately my supernatural powers did not force me to develop in the direction of chaos and evil.

I'm half-baked at using it, and this is the case, and I hang up the superpower directly, so the danger shown by my "Puppet Banquet" is not an exaggeration even if it has been dubbed a god.

The astonishment of Ayatsuji pedestrians is that those accidents were forcibly stopped at the moment when they didn't hurt me.

The broken electric wire kept the posture of falling towards me, and the splash of a glass of water could be seen clearly, and they all stopped at the moment before it would cause an accident.

The current state of my little boy is not emotional, I said softly, "This superpower sounds like a demon king who destroys the world." The next moment my eyes became bright, "I want him to be my roommate! "

Ability Special Service Division: "..."

What is losing your wife and losing your army?

That's it.

I don't know who came up with this method, whether it is the shadow of the government or other factions behind it, anyway, I am invincible, and they do whatever they want.

All I can say is that the only thing they were smart about was having Ango Sakaguchi isolate the whole thing.They did this while the social animals went out to buy me a bunch of food to satisfy my unreasonable demands.

Ayatsuji pedestrians became my roommates because of my outrageous and unreasonable demands, but in their eyes, they should be inmates.

His own thoughts can be seen from his face. This blond-haired, red-eyed, brown-eyed teenager looks really bored. His whole face perfectly interprets what sarcasm is.

It's a god who said "a group of idiots" with facial expressions.

But my danger is even higher than his. Even if I am not interested in killing people, the Supernatural Secret Service Division is so nervous that he can use his supernatural power. It is conceivable that when he has nothing to do with me, he can only cooperate with the decision of the above.

This is what his expression looks like.

I am such a willful bear child, because the guardian went out to buy snacks, and then made trouble again.When the guardian Ango Sakaguchi came back with a bunch of snacks, he saw two super A-level supernatural beings, one big and one small.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

kill him!

Social animals tried to cry bitterly for their wages and hairline.

But the situation was not as bad as he thought, because at the worst time, he was either forced to sleep by me, or went to bed consciously.

He loves Yokohama. After his regular work and rest can effectively prolong Yokohama's life and save Yokohama's future, he chose——

Ango Sakaguchi: "I am no longer a social animal!"

New roommate Ayatsuji pedestrian: "..."

"The Supernatural Secret Service Division is hopeless."

As for the matter of Ayatsuji pedestrians, I was busy eating dumplings at the time, chewing vigorously, I didn't want to talk at all, and I didn't bother to make my roommate waste my time, so I just stretched out my empty hand and signaled Ango Sakaguchi to "degenerate theory".

Ango Sakaguchi's "Theory of Fall" can read the remaining memories on objects. Although I don't know if he can read people's memories, but turning my hand into an object he can read, this matter is very important for supernatural powers. Speech is as natural as drinking water.

He himself is no stranger to it.

The core of the "Puppet Feast" ability is manipulation and control, which has a very wide range of application.From the uninterrupted tests of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, they expanded from the initial control of people's thinking to today's tangible things, and then returned to the ability of the spiritual system.

They suspect that my supernatural ability has two forms, passive and active, and there is nothing wrong with it.

After all, the big guy with superpowers hangs up online, and I am salted fish online, and I cry from time to time to make trouble for others. This kind of life is what I got after being severely beaten by the society.

It's hard-won, how can you adjust your mood if you are unhappy.

Ango Sakaguchi's expression was not very good. He opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. I ate mochi from the dumplings, and divided the snacks into three portions. He only said when I greeted my new roommate to eat:

"……Feel sorry."

I raised my head and looked at Ayatsuji pedestrian, "Roommate, Ango is apologizing to you."

Don't try to understand a fool's mind.

This is the truth that Ayatsuji learned when he was my roommate.Or it would be better to replace the idiot with a bear child, because I really interpret the fact that some children need to be beaten by society at a young age.

Ayatsuji Xingren, a special A-level dangerous supernatural power user.

Ango Sakaguchi, a staff member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

M, super A-level dangerous supernatural power user.

The threesome scene, except for me, was happy, and the Tucao slave and the poisonous detective were not happy at all.Even more unhappy is the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

But what can they do?

Forgive me without smiling, do you still want me to watch a live puppet show with a smile?

I can only trust Ango Sakaguchi's sense of justice, and my restraint on Ayatsuji pedestrians.

Detective Ayatsuji, who was at the bottom of the food chain, was extremely cold, "Sakaguchi-kun is just your doll."

Very sharp.

This perfectly explains the special care I have for Ango Sakaguchi.Bear children's dolls are easy to lose limbs and incomplete, but the living doll Ango Sakaguchi will not, his vitality is particularly tenacious.

I also played a dress-up game for Ango Sakaguchi. Don’t ask me who I learned from this bad joke. Anyway, the unlucky ones are Ango Sakaguchi and Ayatsuji Xingren.

Ango Sakaguchi sat in his office doubting his life, but for Yokohama, he persisted.He's a guy who can go to the office and get to work in dinosaur pajamas.

As for Ayatsuji, ah, the bunny ears on the bunny pajamas are so cute.

I don’t know what the winter temperature in Yokohama was like that year.

Anyway, in my impression, there are only thick doll pajamas and cotton slippers, and goji berries in a thermos cup.

Later, this became the work trend of the Supernatural Secret Service Division... I guess.Everyone felt that these two were cold, and it was only a matter of time before they became cold.

First thing in the morning at work, open the closet and put on weird pajamas.

I covered Ayatsuji's mouth so he wouldn't start uttering harsh words again.

So, have I been severely beaten by the society for persecuting the Supernatural Secret Service?

No.

Not only did they not exist, but the persecution against them continued to intensify.

I want to write a light novel.

When I grew up a little, Ayatsuji’s roommates changed a few times, and when I came to Oguri Chutaro, I decided to become a novelist.

The cause of the matter is very simple. One of the friends Ango Sakaguchi made was a novelist. His desire for literature awakened my literary dream...

Well, according to the Tucao servant Ango, "W, you just took a fancy to my hairline!"

Yes, that's it.

But Ango Sakaguchi can't help it either.

After all, he was the one who first asked me to perform a puppet show, and signed a series of unequal treaties for it.

He didn't expect me to promise anything, because I haven't done anything serious these years except for the bear.

I did not agree on the spot.

I even clamored to eat new things as if I didn’t understand. Ango Sakaguchi, who had no hope at all, thought that I really didn’t understand, so he gave up this path with little hope but the highest success rate.

Ayatsuji was right when he said he was more of an idiot than me.

"Sakaguchi-kun can't even understand the possessiveness of children over dolls."

His tone remained the same as when he was my roommate, even when he saw me popping up in his room while he was resting, he was still very calm.

Ango Sakaguchi should learn from Ayatsuji.

Ayatsuji taught me how to pretend to be a normal real-time surveillance video, and taught me how to pretend to be able to go out to eat in Chinatown.

Then I was able to appear in Ayatsuji's room very skillfully, and two dangerous people with special A level could complete as many as a hundred meetings.

"Pedestrian sauce, I want to smash those people's heads."

"Your new roommate can help you."

"I've already discussed it with him. If he is disobedient, don't expect me to let him go."

Only then did Ayatsuji take a serious look at me, "You still have brains."

I showed a smile that terrified everyone in the Supernatural Secret Service Section, a smile that was too bright, "I'm a brat!"

Without two brushes, my legs would have been broken long ago.

I don't know how Sakaguchi Ango became friends with Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke again, I don't really care about this.Because saving Oda Sakunosuke is more troublesome if he is dead, I can drag him out of Huangquan Hirasaka if I really want to deadlift.

Now Sakunosuke Oda is still alive, but he has entered the game again, and Ango Sakaguchi is still my doll.That's fine, since he didn't plot against me, I'll help him.

Save Oda Sakunosuke, I'm actually a skilled worker.

And this time, Oguri Kotaro helped me eliminate the evidence of the crime, making my sneaking reasonable.Also, Ayatsuji helped me contain the entire Supernatural Secret Service, helped me plan the route, and allowed me to spend the shortest time, and even asked for the criminal evidence of the mastermind.

This is no longer called flying dragon riding on the face, this is what the hell is a nuclear explosion.

Perfect crime, homicide detective, doll feast.

Hey hey hey.

The power of the ultimate bear child, but even ghosts are afraid of seeing it.

In fact, logically speaking, I shouldn't go out. Ayatsuji can handle it by himself, but I am going to squeeze Ango Sakaguchi, and I am going to go out and buy things for my ex-roommate and roommate.

So, I went to the scene.

It came in an explosion.

Ango Sakaguchi failed to keep his glasses that time. I appeared in the explosion and grabbed the man casually, then found him and asked for candy.

He searched all over his pockets, but didn't find a candy.

I:"……"

I almost glared, "Ango, where's the candy?"

"I want candy when I go back, the kind I mentioned last time, a lot!"

I come and go in a hurry.

But it was still miserable for Ango Sakaguchi.His friend was fine, and he called to report that he almost died suddenly.

This is the first time in his history that he has such an irregular schedule, and I haven't stopped it yet.The reason is too simple, I want to write light novels, I want to become an adult who can make money.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

"Because Ango has no money and is too poor."

"..."