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What do you think of the inexplicably cue Mr. Social Animal?

Probably inexplicable.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

In Mafia's forum, like those big guys, my name has been erased, only "that person", "that woman" and "big guy"...

In a series of well-founded colleagues, the only Mr. Social Animal seems to have nothing to do with me, but he is mentioned repeatedly.

I was in the leader's office, and I used the leader's computer to copy and paste all these fanfictions. Mori Ogai might feel a little trembling.

His expression management has always been good.

I said seriously, "I think this idea is good."

Mori Ogai: "You want to write a fan?"

I laughed so hard that he had a headache: "I have this idea."

I found that I write some light novels, which should be very good.All the elements of popular light novels are gathered around me: different worlds, stories with every big boss, bizarre and twists and turns, the beginning of Long Aotian, the process is always going off track, and the ending is always happy...

But now this dream of a light novelist, I am not going to realize it, because I have already been a light novelist.

The reason why I said that was just to play tricks on Mori Ogai, to scare him.

The fan fiction written by those Mafia talents reminded me very well, the only time I realized the world line of a writer's dream.So, I let Mori Ogai go, threw him a bunch of algebraic geometry problems and left.

The supernatural ability threw me next to the black mud in the world at first, in order to exercise my psychological endurance and let me build an indestructible psychological defense line.

As long as I show my supernatural power, the black mud in the world will have the courage to come up and try to master this nuclear weapon of mine.It may be through love, or it may be through brainwashing, in short, anything can happen.

The world is not too good for a salty fish like me. Even if I have super strength, if my mind is as fragile as paper, it is just a mindless tool in the hands of others.

Because value needs to be coaxed and deceived by others all the time, and life is ignorant, but it will be very beautiful.No one dares to make me unhappy. After all, I am strong, but no one will try my best to teach me, because if I continue to be strong, I will lose control.

My best psychology teacher is my superpower.

I have experienced a lot of black mud in the world, and when my whole person was a bit dark and crippled except for the last moral bottom line, it was thrown into the special agent department for me.

No, instead of being an employee of the Supernatural Secret Service, he is a dangerous person imprisoned in prison.

My fellow inmate, there is Koguri Chutaro, who is a person with supernatural ability in the reality-altering department, and his supernatural ability is "perfect crime".He is not my first inmate, other inmates, how should I put it, have many obligations.

At that time, I was a dangerous superhuman with no name but only a code name. During the process of being discovered, my supernatural power may have referred to Yumeno Kusaku.

Its name at that time was "Puppet Banquet", which was regarded as the most dangerous package of several superpowers, and it may also be a necessary skill for the black mud in the world.It includes mind control, tampering with other people's memories, forcibly controlling other people's bodies, etc., turning people into puppets in my hands.

I am dangerous and dark.

But this "Puppet Banquet", how should I put it, was constructed by the supernatural power itself. It should have been out of control at that time. It used psychological knowledge to automatically construct this supernatural power, and then gave me a death order for the first time. ——

If I really don't do it, I will die directly, really die.

At that time, I felt that I was quite normal, after all, I could still think normally, and I didn’t have any extreme ideas.But my supernatural ability, it obviously doesn't think so, it makes me be willful and a lunatic.

A lunatic who was affected by his own supernatural power, either emotionally absent or hysterical, and then the supernatural power got out of control.

I'm just a salted fish, because of a mental breakdown, I came up with such a task. On the first day without math problems, I thought about it.

The Ability Special Service Division cooperated with the port Mafia to arrest such a dangerous person with supernatural ability. Of course, the main force is the person with anti-supernatural ability. Apart from him, no one else can enter my "Puppet Banquet". Can be safe and sound, no live puppet show will be staged.

Because I wanted to watch a puppet show, but I had no money, so a puppet show appeared in the wasteland. The people who controlled it were stiff, and even their smiles turned into a puppet show, and I watched the puppet show intently. , didn't find anything wrong at all.

I have no sense of morality, and strong emotions can activate my supernatural powers, turning the entire area into a purgatory on earth.Because I'm just a kid who hasn't gone to school and doesn't understand anything.

It's still the kind of child who turns an entire area into a peaceful fairy tale town because he wants to be protected by others.

A child's imagination is a disaster for me.

I live in the city of living puppets, and there's nothing wrong with that.Until the whole puppet show was touched by a black-haired teenager.

That was the first time I saw someone other than a doll, a living life.

"Did I do something wrong?"

I was confused, "Why did they all leave?"

The young man didn't give me an answer, and I didn't plan to get any answer from him. I just looked at the people who followed behind the young man in full battle, and the smile he showed was weird, like a doll on a live doll. Smile, "I'm hungry, give me something to eat."

The young man held my hand for the first time, and then I raised my head to look at him, and met the iris-colored eyes.

"I want to kill you, and I think I can kill you too."

Indulging my dark and cruel side to come out really... well, it's cool, anyway, I have thin arms and legs, and I have lived in the city of puppets for several years, but I can have physical skills and beat people mercilessly.

I am a villain, my brain circuits are different from ordinary people, I am not cute at all, other than being capricious, I am annoying.

The most unlucky ones should be the supervisor I named and my cellmates.If I don't like it, I will tell the person on the monitor, "I'm going to make a fuss."

The social animal named by me needs to appear in front of me within half a minute. He is still young, he is really young, but now he has to be my nanny and meet all my unreasonable demands.

If you are not satisfied, that is, "Ango is a big villain, I am going to cry!"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

He was fed to dogs with all his righteousness.I have a big temper, I don't like being alone, and I don't like prison.So the prison I live in is, really, like a normal kid's room, with the door open and the neighbors across the way.

I let their civil servants gnaw it down, how to manage a bear child... Sorry, they lost this after reading the first sentence.

"The brat is disobedient, just give him a good beating."

beat?

Hit a snakeskin.

When I was young, I thought I was invincible because I was playing a fighting game, and I was really invincible. I beat them so much that I didn't want to remember, and finally I got this treatment.

I don't blame me for this, my supernatural ability thinks I'm too good, so I directly let me experience what it means to hang up.The one who beat them was a supernatural power, and I was just an innocent passerby.They even shed tears because they were too good.

Civil servants: "..."

Fuck me! ! !

I have turned a group of civil servants with poor physical fitness into first-class civil servants who escaped for their lives.At this time, Ango Sakaguchi will experience what is the high hope of his colleagues and what is the future burial.

I only eat soft, not hard.

When I cry, I want to eat sweets. If I eat too many sweets and get tooth decay, when I ask the dentist to pull out my tooth, no one will cry before me, and I will cry so loudly, the consequences...

The civil servants, whose legs were about to break, did not want to speak.

And decided to hide all the Swan Lake image data.

So, do you guys know why Port Mafia doesn't want me?

I'm too annoying, and I'm really immune to those things that bind people with different abilities. No matter how they restrain me, when I can't sleep alone, I will appear at the bedside of Ango Sakaguchi, squat down and look at him, His eyelashes count like lambs.Ango Sakaguchi would wake up with fright at first, but later, he got used to it, even if I pressed his face, he would just turn around and continue to sleep.

Is this the nerve of social animals? I love it!

When they were discussing about my belonging, I showed up directly in bondage and asked them, "I'm hungry, why is there no food?"

The atmosphere was very awkward.

And I was suspected that my supernatural ability "Puppet Banquet" is something I can achieve if I think about it.

In this case, as the boy I picked at a glance, Ango Sakaguchi was almost frightened into a heart attack when he joined the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

It was I who took pity on him and patted him on the back to let him catch his breath.I sat on the bed in his dormitory, my eyes turned into crescents, "Is it Ango, I am..." I got stuck when saying my name, and then stared straight at him, "Ango, give me your name. "

Tucao said later that he almost died on the spot.

He didn't sleep that night. He thought of my name, and it gave me a headache. When he finally heard me say, "Okay, let's be the first.", his head hurt even more, and his eyes were still dim.

He thought of more than 300 names for me, and I hated them from the beginning to the end. In the end, I said, at the first one, he suspected that I was playing him, and he couldn't resist yet.

His senior patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, saying that I like to play a little bit, but don't worry, I won't play with dead people.

The days of Ango Sakaguchi are in dire straits.

Because I like playing him so much, isn't he a joker, I want to hear him complain.Then, his dormitory is mine, his bed is mine, his sofa and kitchen are mine, even when he is working, I will put my hands on his computer when I am bored, scaring him His hands left the keyboard, and the chair slid far away with a stabbing sound.

As for him being sent out as an undercover agent, no way.

Somebody above had the idea of ​​Ango Sakaguchi, intending to let him go out, changing another person to contain me, or using Ango Sakaguchi to control my power, it is not acceptable.

If it weren't for Ango Sakaguchi, I would lose control of my emotions many times, and the range would increase.As for why, they don't know the logic of a person whose brain has been affected by supernatural powers.When I am easy to talk, I am after tossing and complaining, such as putting him to sleep after staying up late for three days, cutting off his alarm clock to make him oversleep, or interrupting his work, showing up at his house when his meal is almost ready , sat in the chairs at the table, and waited for the food.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

Ango Sakaguchi would get very mad sometimes, "Calm down, M."

I said loudly, lying next to his ear, "Ango, I want to go out to play!"

How to drive a social animal crazy?

Do you still need to force me? Everyone will go crazy when they meet me like this.

The one time that really made Ango Sakaguchi feel crazy was when I was sleeping, dreaming, probably, and then appeared on his bed, chanting "mantou, soy sauce crackers, crepes, ice cream..."

Ango Sakaguchi, who slept halfway through the bed with many children: "..."

Calm down and contribute to Yokohama.

calm down……

Calm down! Calm down!

I'm sick of it.

He also had to work hard to report my wishes, lest I get out of control again.

Civil servants don't want to stage plays like Swan Lake's Beauty and the Beast Snow White.I am the demon king they have been unable to cure so far, and even the No. [-] agency has nothing to do with me.

If it's just me, of course it's impossible to do it.But this time, the supernatural ability will automatically hang up the whole process to escort me. I just have to be a lunatic with peace of mind, and don't have to worry about becoming a test product one day.

An opening that has nothing to do with a light novelist.