Did Yinshi overturn today?
Chapter 5
Don't underestimate the novice gift package
The corners of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, but they would never see each other again anyway, so he didn't really care that much in his heart.
If the dog customer service didn't do anything.
[It is detected that the host has just damaged the reputation of Wanshiwu, which will affect Wanshiwu's subsequent tasks.The loss caused is immeasurable, please correct it as soon as possible. 】
Sakata Gintoki: …
Unable to control so much, he broke through the door directly.
Tiaoji Usahara was already advancing at the speed of a race walking competition, but when he heard the bathroom door was violently broken, he simply started running.
"Wait a minute, things are not as you imagined!" Loudly tried to explain, but the opponent's speed was even faster, Sakata Gintoki cursed secretly, and chased after him.
The two started a chase in the corridor like this.
Although Usahara Tiaoyoshi is also a sportsman, Sakata Gintoki's physical fitness is still better. When he was about to turn a corner, he drifted and directly blocked the opponent.
Tuyuan Tiaoji turned around and tried to run again, but failed.
Sakata Gintoki blocked people in the corner.
Tuyuan Tiaoji lowered his head slightly, his eyes dodged: "Well, can you let me go, I didn't think much about it."
Tachibana Usahara's voice is exactly the same as Gintoki Sakata's own.Now he pronounces softly, with a restrained ending and a slight tremor.
Sakata Gintoki used to use this voice to show weakness or frame others.
Now I can only say that the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, and the sky will spare no one.
Why is it just a common toilet paper misunderstood that you have to act like a relationship dispute, it will make people think ok?
Everyone around started pointing and pointing!
The movement they had just now was not too small. The door of the lounge next to it was slightly opened a gap, and a few pairs of eyes exuding a strange light poked out behind it, accompanied by whispers from time to time.
By the way, what time is it, shouldn't everyone be gone?Are you still working overtime?Will be bald, can the leader be a person!The resentment of social animals is terrifying!
At this time, the customer service was still adding fuel to the fire——
[The image of the host is further changing, please correct it as soon as possible. 】
PS: Although you are a scumbag to begin with, at least please persevere in front of Party A's father, and if you expose yourself, you may not be able to come back if Wanshiwu receives the entrustment.
PS of PS: It is really troublesome to send another one, so please pay attention to the image. 】
Can you send someone over again?Then send the remaining two children from Wanshiwu. I can’t let Yinsang and I work alone, and that manure machine. If it wasn’t for Dingchun, I wouldn’t be dragged to work in another world. Let's work together!
Usahara Tiaoji was trapped in a corner by Sakata Gintoki, who was five centimeters shorter than him, and noticed the other's increasingly ferocious expression, and almost thought he was going to be silenced, sobbing and swearing: "I won't say it outside. "
"No, you will definitely say it outside. You seem to be the type who can't help but clean up your bottom when drinking without even starting to serve the food."
Sakata Gintoki believed him a ghost, if Usahara Takuyoshi could really keep this matter in his heart, how could one person have so much influence, how could it be possible for Manshiwu to be unable to get a job directly.
In other words, even if he was so nonsense in Kabukicho at that time, and his enemies could go around Edo three times, Manshiwu never lacked jobs because of reputation problems.As long as there is a need, everyone's first choice has always been Wanshiwu. What did this guy do in front of him to make the system judge that Wanshiwu might be affected and unable to get a job in the future?
Tuoyuan Tiaoji was also devastated: "Then what do you say?"
"Just let you lose your memory." Sakata Gintoki raised his fist in a serious manner, "Don't worry, I'm very good at business, even if I fail with one punch, there are nine out of ten chances that you will succeed in losing your memory with the second punch."
"What the hell are you doing in this house of all things!!"
The two tore all the way, and before the onlookers struggled to find security, they finally reached an agreement (under Sakata Gintoki's insistence).
The result of forced buying and selling is that Sakata Gintoki helps Usahara Tiaoji to work overtime together. If Usahara Tiaoji makes any remarks that are unfavorable to Wanshiwu, Sakata Gintoki has the right to pursue responsibility, such as causing physical amnesia.
This time the system didn't make a sound again, Sakata Gintoki heaved a sigh of relief, and he had a change of heart towards Usagihara Tachikichi.
Isn't this pretty confusing.
There are two huge cardboard boxes in the rest room of Usahara Tachiji, one of which is filled with balloons that are still in a dry state, and the other is filled with the kind of balloons that are common in amusement parks. Sakata Gintoki has never known what they are used for, anyway he It's the kind of plastic ball used to hit people.
Sakata Gintoki raised his eyebrows: "If you say you're working overtime, you're playing balloons?" Isn't this quite simple.
"Balloon." Tuoyuan Tiaoji repeated and corrected, "I will draw Mr. Bird on it later."
"what is that?"
"The mascot of our program group." Tuoyuan Tiaoji found a sample, which was drawn by himself based on his impression, and it was basically impossible to see what it looked like, after all, no one would care about these details.
"It's fine to draw whatever you want. These are used to fill in the background at the back. Senior Lidou is in charge of the important parts that need to be photographed in the front."
"There are so many to draw? It's really troublesome." Sakata Gintoki took the sample, looked at the ugly bird in the clothes on it, threw it over, and started to pop the balloon mechanically.
There is not much demand for balloons. After Sakata Gintoki finished playing, he started fishing. Instead of drawing Mr. Birdie, he changed to drawing strawberry parfait.
The two kept busy until the last tram stopped, until the last balloon was drawn, and both of them slumped on the back of the chair listlessly.
The clock points to the number twelve. There are too many supernatural stories at this time. Gintoki Sakata was a little timid, and said in a negotiating tone: "It's getting late now, let's go together."
Tuyuan Tiaoji nodded, cleaned up the mess briefly, and planned to go home to rest.
Now there is really no one in the building, and the lights in the corridor are also turned off, only the dim moonlight seeps in through the floor-to-ceiling windows.
Then the two found out——
At the end of the corridor, where the moonlight can't reach, there seems to be, maybe, probably, something.
Sakata Yinshi felt that the blood in his whole body was drawn away in an instant, as if his body was no longer his own, and even moving his fingers was extremely sleepy.
Although he grew up on the battlefield since he was a child, he rummaged for food on corpses, slept and lived among the dead, and later participated in the war against barbarians, and was awarded the title of "White Yaksha" for various reasons.
But he is afraid of ghosts, so afraid that he stops breathing.
The thing stepped forward, fully exposing itself to the moonlight.
The thing was literally birdlike, but also kind of human.With a pair of dead fish-like eyes, the whole body is white but wearing a blue padded jacket, and the lower body is wearing something that looks like tight swimming trunks with spots. On the contrary, it is more similar to the claws of birds in common cognition, that is, joint bones such as knees still grow in the way of humans.
Sakata Gintoki noticed that the exposed hands of this thing are also quite abnormal-this thing is said to be like a bird, but it has no wings, but a human-like palm, but the skin is the same as the legs, which are rough yellow.
The most frightening thing is that no matter from which angle you look at it, its beak grows on the side of its face.
Tuyuan Tiaoji trembled: "It, it...how could it be!?"
Sakata Gintoki trembled: "Are you an acquaintance, then don't bother me, I'll take a step first—"
Tuoyuan Tiaoji interrupted loudly: "Isn't this what you drew just now!"
Don't talk nonsense, the strawberry parfait I drew just now is not such a failure of alchemy!
"This is it? Is this the mascot of your program group?" Sakata Gintoki was about to yell splits, "Did you use this kind of thing as a mascot!?"
Just as the two were fighting among themselves, Mr. Bird took another step forward, and started shouting:
"work overtime!!!"
Do you even have to work overtime for the mascot?All the mascots are born with resentful spirits because of overtime work. Leaders and bosses, take a look!
No more hesitation, the two ran away, Tiaoji Usahara, who was more familiar with the terrain, led the way. Gintoki Sakata took the time to look back at Mr. Kotori, and then his eyes almost fell out.
That thing put the baguette in its hand on the ground, then stepped on the baguette, like stepping on some aircraft, and it just went up to the sky!
God!
It flies so fast!
Sakata Gintoki couldn't hold back anymore: "What kind of setting is your mascot?!"
"Don't ask me I don't know anything!"
"work overtime!!!"
After getting closer, Sakata Gintoki found that Mr. Kotori's body was about two meters in size. When he flew up, there was almost no distance between the top of his head and the ceiling.
Sakata Gintoki was thinking about countermeasures in his heart, when the customer service sent another message.
[Regarding the previously reported matter, it was verified that it did not conform to the actual situation. The mysterious gift had already been hinted at, and the host was given a yellow card warning for attempted fraud.
PS: To give you a hint, look at your shadow. 】
shadow?
At this time, it happened to encounter a right-angle turn. The baguette was not as flexible as that man, and the turn was not timely, and the tip was inserted into the wall, causing cracks like spider webs.
After turning the corner, Sakata Gintoki braked suddenly, stopped in his tracks, and stood in front of Tiaoji Usahara by the way.
This thing can fly, and it is almost impossible to escape completely.
I didn't bring the wooden knife, and I can't find a weapon right now, so I can only pin my hope on the mysterious gift bag.
He stared at the shadow and made the last struggle: "Shadow? Mysterious gift bag? Shadow fruit? Anyway, give me a response!"
Tuyuan Tiaoji looked forward with anticipation: "Do you have a way to deal with it?"
"I don't know, but I can only try it."
Under the anticipation of Sakata Gintoki, his shadow elongated and deformed from the bottom of his feet, forming a bulge about [-] centimeters high in front of him.
There is also a bandage on the top, which is suspected to be injured.
Rabbit Hara Tiaoji: ...?
Sakata Gintoki: ...how about continuing to run.
The corners of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, but they would never see each other again anyway, so he didn't really care that much in his heart.
If the dog customer service didn't do anything.
[It is detected that the host has just damaged the reputation of Wanshiwu, which will affect Wanshiwu's subsequent tasks.The loss caused is immeasurable, please correct it as soon as possible. 】
Sakata Gintoki: …
Unable to control so much, he broke through the door directly.
Tiaoji Usahara was already advancing at the speed of a race walking competition, but when he heard the bathroom door was violently broken, he simply started running.
"Wait a minute, things are not as you imagined!" Loudly tried to explain, but the opponent's speed was even faster, Sakata Gintoki cursed secretly, and chased after him.
The two started a chase in the corridor like this.
Although Usahara Tiaoyoshi is also a sportsman, Sakata Gintoki's physical fitness is still better. When he was about to turn a corner, he drifted and directly blocked the opponent.
Tuyuan Tiaoji turned around and tried to run again, but failed.
Sakata Gintoki blocked people in the corner.
Tuyuan Tiaoji lowered his head slightly, his eyes dodged: "Well, can you let me go, I didn't think much about it."
Tachibana Usahara's voice is exactly the same as Gintoki Sakata's own.Now he pronounces softly, with a restrained ending and a slight tremor.
Sakata Gintoki used to use this voice to show weakness or frame others.
Now I can only say that the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, and the sky will spare no one.
Why is it just a common toilet paper misunderstood that you have to act like a relationship dispute, it will make people think ok?
Everyone around started pointing and pointing!
The movement they had just now was not too small. The door of the lounge next to it was slightly opened a gap, and a few pairs of eyes exuding a strange light poked out behind it, accompanied by whispers from time to time.
By the way, what time is it, shouldn't everyone be gone?Are you still working overtime?Will be bald, can the leader be a person!The resentment of social animals is terrifying!
At this time, the customer service was still adding fuel to the fire——
[The image of the host is further changing, please correct it as soon as possible. 】
PS: Although you are a scumbag to begin with, at least please persevere in front of Party A's father, and if you expose yourself, you may not be able to come back if Wanshiwu receives the entrustment.
PS of PS: It is really troublesome to send another one, so please pay attention to the image. 】
Can you send someone over again?Then send the remaining two children from Wanshiwu. I can’t let Yinsang and I work alone, and that manure machine. If it wasn’t for Dingchun, I wouldn’t be dragged to work in another world. Let's work together!
Usahara Tiaoji was trapped in a corner by Sakata Gintoki, who was five centimeters shorter than him, and noticed the other's increasingly ferocious expression, and almost thought he was going to be silenced, sobbing and swearing: "I won't say it outside. "
"No, you will definitely say it outside. You seem to be the type who can't help but clean up your bottom when drinking without even starting to serve the food."
Sakata Gintoki believed him a ghost, if Usahara Takuyoshi could really keep this matter in his heart, how could one person have so much influence, how could it be possible for Manshiwu to be unable to get a job directly.
In other words, even if he was so nonsense in Kabukicho at that time, and his enemies could go around Edo three times, Manshiwu never lacked jobs because of reputation problems.As long as there is a need, everyone's first choice has always been Wanshiwu. What did this guy do in front of him to make the system judge that Wanshiwu might be affected and unable to get a job in the future?
Tuoyuan Tiaoji was also devastated: "Then what do you say?"
"Just let you lose your memory." Sakata Gintoki raised his fist in a serious manner, "Don't worry, I'm very good at business, even if I fail with one punch, there are nine out of ten chances that you will succeed in losing your memory with the second punch."
"What the hell are you doing in this house of all things!!"
The two tore all the way, and before the onlookers struggled to find security, they finally reached an agreement (under Sakata Gintoki's insistence).
The result of forced buying and selling is that Sakata Gintoki helps Usahara Tiaoji to work overtime together. If Usahara Tiaoji makes any remarks that are unfavorable to Wanshiwu, Sakata Gintoki has the right to pursue responsibility, such as causing physical amnesia.
This time the system didn't make a sound again, Sakata Gintoki heaved a sigh of relief, and he had a change of heart towards Usagihara Tachikichi.
Isn't this pretty confusing.
There are two huge cardboard boxes in the rest room of Usahara Tachiji, one of which is filled with balloons that are still in a dry state, and the other is filled with the kind of balloons that are common in amusement parks. Sakata Gintoki has never known what they are used for, anyway he It's the kind of plastic ball used to hit people.
Sakata Gintoki raised his eyebrows: "If you say you're working overtime, you're playing balloons?" Isn't this quite simple.
"Balloon." Tuoyuan Tiaoji repeated and corrected, "I will draw Mr. Bird on it later."
"what is that?"
"The mascot of our program group." Tuoyuan Tiaoji found a sample, which was drawn by himself based on his impression, and it was basically impossible to see what it looked like, after all, no one would care about these details.
"It's fine to draw whatever you want. These are used to fill in the background at the back. Senior Lidou is in charge of the important parts that need to be photographed in the front."
"There are so many to draw? It's really troublesome." Sakata Gintoki took the sample, looked at the ugly bird in the clothes on it, threw it over, and started to pop the balloon mechanically.
There is not much demand for balloons. After Sakata Gintoki finished playing, he started fishing. Instead of drawing Mr. Birdie, he changed to drawing strawberry parfait.
The two kept busy until the last tram stopped, until the last balloon was drawn, and both of them slumped on the back of the chair listlessly.
The clock points to the number twelve. There are too many supernatural stories at this time. Gintoki Sakata was a little timid, and said in a negotiating tone: "It's getting late now, let's go together."
Tuyuan Tiaoji nodded, cleaned up the mess briefly, and planned to go home to rest.
Now there is really no one in the building, and the lights in the corridor are also turned off, only the dim moonlight seeps in through the floor-to-ceiling windows.
Then the two found out——
At the end of the corridor, where the moonlight can't reach, there seems to be, maybe, probably, something.
Sakata Yinshi felt that the blood in his whole body was drawn away in an instant, as if his body was no longer his own, and even moving his fingers was extremely sleepy.
Although he grew up on the battlefield since he was a child, he rummaged for food on corpses, slept and lived among the dead, and later participated in the war against barbarians, and was awarded the title of "White Yaksha" for various reasons.
But he is afraid of ghosts, so afraid that he stops breathing.
The thing stepped forward, fully exposing itself to the moonlight.
The thing was literally birdlike, but also kind of human.With a pair of dead fish-like eyes, the whole body is white but wearing a blue padded jacket, and the lower body is wearing something that looks like tight swimming trunks with spots. On the contrary, it is more similar to the claws of birds in common cognition, that is, joint bones such as knees still grow in the way of humans.
Sakata Gintoki noticed that the exposed hands of this thing are also quite abnormal-this thing is said to be like a bird, but it has no wings, but a human-like palm, but the skin is the same as the legs, which are rough yellow.
The most frightening thing is that no matter from which angle you look at it, its beak grows on the side of its face.
Tuyuan Tiaoji trembled: "It, it...how could it be!?"
Sakata Gintoki trembled: "Are you an acquaintance, then don't bother me, I'll take a step first—"
Tuoyuan Tiaoji interrupted loudly: "Isn't this what you drew just now!"
Don't talk nonsense, the strawberry parfait I drew just now is not such a failure of alchemy!
"This is it? Is this the mascot of your program group?" Sakata Gintoki was about to yell splits, "Did you use this kind of thing as a mascot!?"
Just as the two were fighting among themselves, Mr. Bird took another step forward, and started shouting:
"work overtime!!!"
Do you even have to work overtime for the mascot?All the mascots are born with resentful spirits because of overtime work. Leaders and bosses, take a look!
No more hesitation, the two ran away, Tiaoji Usahara, who was more familiar with the terrain, led the way. Gintoki Sakata took the time to look back at Mr. Kotori, and then his eyes almost fell out.
That thing put the baguette in its hand on the ground, then stepped on the baguette, like stepping on some aircraft, and it just went up to the sky!
God!
It flies so fast!
Sakata Gintoki couldn't hold back anymore: "What kind of setting is your mascot?!"
"Don't ask me I don't know anything!"
"work overtime!!!"
After getting closer, Sakata Gintoki found that Mr. Kotori's body was about two meters in size. When he flew up, there was almost no distance between the top of his head and the ceiling.
Sakata Gintoki was thinking about countermeasures in his heart, when the customer service sent another message.
[Regarding the previously reported matter, it was verified that it did not conform to the actual situation. The mysterious gift had already been hinted at, and the host was given a yellow card warning for attempted fraud.
PS: To give you a hint, look at your shadow. 】
shadow?
At this time, it happened to encounter a right-angle turn. The baguette was not as flexible as that man, and the turn was not timely, and the tip was inserted into the wall, causing cracks like spider webs.
After turning the corner, Sakata Gintoki braked suddenly, stopped in his tracks, and stood in front of Tiaoji Usahara by the way.
This thing can fly, and it is almost impossible to escape completely.
I didn't bring the wooden knife, and I can't find a weapon right now, so I can only pin my hope on the mysterious gift bag.
He stared at the shadow and made the last struggle: "Shadow? Mysterious gift bag? Shadow fruit? Anyway, give me a response!"
Tuyuan Tiaoji looked forward with anticipation: "Do you have a way to deal with it?"
"I don't know, but I can only try it."
Under the anticipation of Sakata Gintoki, his shadow elongated and deformed from the bottom of his feet, forming a bulge about [-] centimeters high in front of him.
There is also a bandage on the top, which is suspected to be injured.
Rabbit Hara Tiaoji: ...?
Sakata Gintoki: ...how about continuing to run.
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