Did Yinshi overturn today?

Don't underestimate the novice gift package. Continued & When you curse, you must name them

"I understand, this is the route of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right? Things that look weak are the most lethal, um, that must be the case. Right?" Tuohara Tiaoji struggled to ask the other party for proof.

At this moment, Sakata Gintoki was ready to run away, and looked back at him: "Ah? Are you talking to me?"

Rabbit Hara Tiaoji: ...

At this time, Mr. Bird on the other side was pulling out a baguette.

Under the eyes of the other party's condemnation, Sakata Gintoki was also desperate: "How do you fight without a weapon? Do you use that sticky war-damaged little soil to cover its face? How do you use this little dirt bag?"

"Is the customer service here! Request the airdrop instructions!"

Mr. Bird is still pulling out his baguette.

Tuohara Tiaoji looked around, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there was a props room next to it, and said, "There should be a toolbox here." He rushed in first, found a wrench and handed it to Sakata Yintoki.

"At least give me a Zanpakuto."

"There is no such thing!"

Mr. Bird's baguette is almost gone.

Sakata Gintoki clicked his tongue, swung the wrench like a samurai sword, jumped up and down Mr. Kotori, and hammered Mr. Kotori into the ground with all his strength.

After a burst of smoke and dust.

Mr. Bird is intact.

But the baguette broke.

Mr. Bird looked at the cross-section of the baguette and fell into thought.

Mr. Bird looked at the culprit and yelled at them angrily: "Work overtime!"

"It doesn't work at all! Is it because it's an evil spirit? Because it's an evil spirit, so ordinary weapons can't do damage?" Sakata Gintoki ran back again, and when he passed by the shadow, he noticed that the little dirt bag was spitting out something thing.

When Sakata Yinshi approached, the little soil bag squirmed a bit, and then rolled like a boil, and the wooden knife that had grown up was spit out all at once.

By the way, Yinshi clearly heard the other party yue.

Sakata Gintoki: ... yue.

But now is not the time to be picky. I took the freshly spit out Lake Toya and tried it out. It was exactly the same as the one I was familiar with. Mr. Bird also came in front of me. When hit on the head.

Dodging the attack sideways, the blade went from bottom to top, it was obviously a blunt wooden knife, but it directly split Mr. Bird in half!

The hill-like body made no sound when it fell to the ground.The two waited for a while, and after confirming that Mr. Bird would not be resurrected, they were relieved.

Takuyoshi Usahara looked at Ginshi Sakata's slightly panting back, and felt an unparalleled sense of security.

He could see that the other party's previous nervousness and fear were not staged, but when he chose to stand in front of him, the man didn't hesitate at all.

"It's finally over." On the other side, after calming down his nervous mood, Gintoki looked at Tachikichi Usahara suggestively.

Usagihara, who came back to his senses, immediately stated: "Don't worry! I won't talk nonsense!"

"It's no wonder you can hold back." Yinshi mocked.

Usagihara blushed inexplicably, and repeated loudly: "I won't talk nonsense!"

Sakata Gintoki waved his hand and he heard it. He just wants to sleep well now, and then write a resignation letter to the customer service tomorrow.

He couldn't stay in this world with evil spirits for a second.

……

The next day, Mifu Kumagai came back to work after healed up, and was startled when he saw Tiaoji Usahara: "You were beaten?"

The current Tuoyuan Tiaoji can almost be described as sluggish, the dark circles under his eyes are so heavy that he has smoky makeup, and he has completely lost the vitality of the past.

He couldn't explain what happened to him last night, he could only vaguely agree.

Mifu Kumagai looked at the work group, he had a fever yesterday and slept all day, only now did he realize that there was another temporary task yesterday.

He went to rummage through the box expressionlessly, but the result was beyond his expectations. Toshio Kumagai looked at the drowsy Tachibana Usahara, a little surprised: "Have you finished my part too? That's strange." .”

Tuoyuan Tiaoji looked at him with dark circles under his eyes: "..."

"Thanks for your hard work." Mifu Kumagai tentatively offered compensation, thinking that the other party was injured due to overtime work, "Bring you a drink tonight?"

Tiaoji Usahara recalled Gintoki Sakata's comment about "leaking secrets before the appetizers were served", hesitated for three seconds, and then forgot about it.

He needs alcohol to numb himself right now.

Mio Kumagai lowered his head to tidy up the cardboard boxes, sighed after seeing the patterns on the balloons, and comforted him with complicated emotions: "It was really hard yesterday, and you don't have to work so hard in the future. You see, you lost your mind in the end."

Looking at the balloon with a face full of pain, I thought it would be Mr. Bird, the center of yesterday's nightmare, but a simple Strawberry Buffy came into view.

Tuohara Tiaoji reflected for two seconds before realizing the true owner of the painting.

Subconsciously wanting to refute, remembering what he boasted yesterday, he finally swallowed the words, which made him very uncomfortable.

And his test has only just begun.

When filming, I was always with my good friends, holding such a big secret, even ordinary people would feel uncomfortable, not to mention that Usahara Tiaoji himself is a person who can’t hide things, and he is in a state of hesitant to speak all day long. stopped state.

To be honest, now he even thinks that physical amnesia is not completely unacceptable, at least it is much better than the current mental torture.

Finally got off work, Tiaoji Usahara came to the izakaya with Tomoo Kumagai as promised, together with the "singing big sister" Shino Tadano.

The izakaya after get off work was full of social animals, Shino took the lead in expressing her usual dissatisfaction after drinking too much.

She directly drank most of the wine in the glass, and finally smashed the glass viciously on the table, saying: "My boyfriend, hiccup, I'm almost mad at me recently."

"It's been six years, and it's no different from just being together. If this continues, when will we get married? They're all 32 years old here."

This is when the TV on the side is also talking about sibling love: "I feel that sibling love is like a woman growing up with a man. How do you say, there is a sense of cultivation?"

The female guests on the TV used to be sisters and younger brothers, but the result was not very good. After hearing it, she appeared a little lonely: "There are many variables in the matter of growing up with a man... Even now in retrospect, it is like many Like a son."

Shino empathized and added: "Yes, yes, and the younger ones don't hurt people." She began to turn over old accounts with the two: "You know? Last time I went shopping with my boyfriend, my feet were worn out, and I Boyfriend said..."

Sinon imitated the tone of the other party at that time: "'Be patient again, there is a supermarket in front of me, I saw that there is still a full discount event, so let's sell back today's ingredients'... something."

Mio Kumagai: "...This is too much."

"Right!" Sinon who was recognized was even more excited, and continued, "After that, I complained on social software, saying that it is so difficult for people to understand each other? Is it so difficult to put yourself in the shoes of others? "

From her expression, everyone present could realize that the most exciting part is next.

"The result! He sent me a private message and said! 'I understand you, don't worry, I will always be your backing, this will never happen between us'."

"But I'm talking about you, brother!"

Mio Kumagai was very touched by this: "So when you scold someone, you must have a clear goal, and it is best to name them. Nowadays, people feel so good about themselves. If you don't point at the other person's nose and scold, they won't realize it. It's talking about yourself."

Tiaoji Usahara, who had been drunk for a long time, suddenly catapulted from the chair, startling Mio Kumagai next to him.

"This is it!"

Mifu Kumagai glanced at him and dissuaded him: "Let me remind you first, if you want to use this method to secretly speak ill of senior Li Dao, you will be caught [-]% of the time, just give up."

Usagihara Tachiji waved his hand: "This time it has nothing to do with Senior Ridou."

After a whole day of actual combat, he found that it was really too difficult for him to keep it secret.

If this is the case, then simply delete all the key information, and then, um... Tell your friends that you are still not at ease, so let's post a post.

After all, things are so supernatural, and if you blur the content, people will definitely feel that you are making up a story after posting it on the Internet.

I felt relaxed, but others didn't take it seriously, and the protagonist himself didn't realize that this wave of winning was numb.

Just do what you say, Tuyuan Tiaoji bid farewell to the two in a hurry, and after returning home, he started to adapt with the help of alcohol.

Hmm... The silver hair is too conspicuous, let's change it to white hair, and the white hair may be the old man, just to further expand the target.

Wooden knives and shadows are quite directional...delete them.

After working hard for a long time, I finally published the final work. I thought this would be the end of it, but the problem is that someone really reads it.

——Some people are serious.

And when people are questioned, they just want to come up with more arguments to prove the truth of what they said.

[Laughing to death, the wraith who shouted to work overtime, this is a supernatural story that only social animals can come up with, manually @Boss.

PS: Sir, your story is a bit nonsensical, many key points have been blurred, and the beginning, succession and turning point seem weird.You won't be popular like this, don't be squatting at home, find a class. 】

[Reply: You are the one who made up something strange? !I just want to share my life quietly, who wants to be popular?It's the fire that will kill you. 】

[White hair... grandpa?The character design is so earthy, and the host does not make up a trendy story. 】

[Reply: No!It's a stylish white-haired handsome guy! 】

[Laughing to death, I mainly don’t want to add a background of bitterness and deep hatred to the handsome guy. The kind of beautiful, strong, miserable, cool guy with white hair and cold face is very popular now, and the imagination is exciting. 】

[Reply: He is neither cold nor cool, he is a guy with a bad personality. 】

[The characters are getting fuller gradually, let me see what else the host can make up. 】

[Reply: Like sweets? 】

【...Why does this character look familiar to me? 】

[Reply: ... I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will apply for deletion. 】

Tuoyuan Tiaoji woke up most of the wine in an instant, and after hastily applying to delete the post, he buried himself in the quilt as if nothing happened.

At the other end of the network cable, someone looked at the 404 post and fell into deep thought.