Prepare for the worst when drawing cards

Gintoki Sakata was aggrieved and tried to make do with the night on the bench, but he still woke up from the cold in the middle of the night.He choked up and stepped on the back of the chair, trying his best to grab the railing on the second floor and swing himself up.

Because it is covered by the everything house, even the leaves can't fall on the bench. If you sleep on the floor, you can at least get some clean fallen leaf covers.

While waiting for the fallen leaves to bury him, Sakata Gintoki reached out to the sliding door without giving up, but he really pulled it away.

Sakata Gintoki was overjoyed, and reached forward again, walking into the bedroom step by step.After laying down the quilt happily, he lay down and let out a satisfied sigh. The next second, he suddenly realized that he had been tricked again.

Dog customer service, the BUG is fixed and he is not called to wake up, he is almost freezing to death.

Falling asleep with emotions, Sakata Gintoki woke up the next day and began to study the things in his hands again.

First of all, this house of all things is basically the same as he remembered. As soon as he entered the door, he could see the living room, and further forward was his desk. Sakata Gintoki noticed that there were blinds on the windows that he liked but had no money for. There are more computers on the table.

The computer was not plugged in, but there was electricity for no apparent reason. After all, this house was unscientific. It was clearly suspended in the park, but the water and electricity were all connected. I don’t know whose water and electricity meters were used.

Far away.

The desktop of the computer is the initial interface, and the icons on it are exactly the same as the system interface bound to Sakata Gintoki. When he clicks on the task bar, he finds that the tasks on it are all like repairing the air conditioner, helping to look after the store, and substituting shifts. The trivial and trivial matters are no different from the ordinary daily life of Master House.

Seeing this, Sakata Gintoki suddenly remembered that he refreshed one after completing the novice mission yesterday.

And that mysterious gift was not given to him either.

Looking down, Sakata Gintoki clicked on the binding menu bar on his side, and looked at the refreshed task.

[Tutorial for beginners 1: Use the computer for the first time to accept tasks, let the name of Master House spread initially]

[Reward: Points × 1000]

What are these points for?

Sakata Yinshi searched again and found a lottery place, 100 points once, a limited-time event with 1000 points buy ten get one free, a total of eleven consecutive draws.

[The prizes in the card pool all come from the mall, do what you can, don't go to the top, it's you, the gambler's natural reward. 】

The gambler didn't have the slightest awareness of being named, and started to search the mall again.

In the mall, everything from the No. [-] machine (false) to toilet paper is available, followed by prices that match it.

In case the first model machine is released, even if it is a counterfeit version, it will be a blood profit.

As for the mysterious gift, can there be the (fake) fragrance of the first machine?Sakata Gintoki wrote a complaint letter casually and sent it to customer service, threatening to either reissue the first-number phone or refund the points that could buy the first-number phone, and then went happily to pick the task.

……

An hour and a half later, in a certain TV station.

In a while, it will be the shooting time of the children's program "With Mom", but in the lounge, "Big Brother Lidao" who is the host is holding a mobile phone and his eyes are empty.

"I just informed that a leader's child will come to visit today. I hope that I can show my best state as usual." Omoteda Rimichi looked at the work group, his tone was so calm that he seemed to be dying. Same, "Today Kumagai has a fever and can't go to work. I don't know if it's okay if there is one person missing."

It's not that Rimichi Omoteda is afraid that he will be hurt if the child is dissatisfied, but because the director team has a rich history of misconduct, and he is afraid that Mio Kumagai, who is still sick, will be called back to work reluctantly.

But this time the director team finally came back.

Tuoyuan Tiaoji, who knew a little more, comforted: "The director seems to have hired a temporary worker to come over to replace him, so don't worry."

"Temporary worker? What kind of person?"

"I don't know, it seems that I found it from some house of all things."

Wearing a pink rabbit doll costume, Tuoji Usahara shrugged: "In short, you will see it when you shoot later. Anyway, the other party is a temporary worker, so you don't have to worry about it so much."

But then he paid the price for his recklessness. After all, if he knew about it in advance, he should know to stay away from the other party.

It was the first time Tiaoji Usahara met the temporary worker when he arrived at the shooting site.

The bear doll costume in front of him obviously looks the same from the usual appearance.But the other party simply stood in front of everyone, and continued to exude a middle-aged uncle's decline from afar.

When he spoke again, the voice was exactly the same as his own!

Uncle Xiong took off his headgear, revealing a face that unexpectedly belonged to his peers despite his rare silver hair.

The scarlet eyes, which were supposed to be extremely aggressive, were defeated by the superior uncle's breath, and they were more reminiscent of sticky red bean soup than rust.

"Hi everyone, I am here today to temporarily replace Gintoki Sakata who will play Kumao, please give me your advice."

For some reason, Usahara Tiaoji can suddenly imagine what he will be like ten years from now.

Shooting begins.

The big brother Li Dao, the host, said the scariest words in the most cheerful voice: "Everyone is a good boy with spirit, that's great, I really want to absorb all your energy."

Uncle Xiong complained lazily: "Are all children's programs like this now? Can I choose to absorb other people's energy? I don't care much about children."

Tiaoji Usahara, who was beside Gintoki Sakata, hurried over to cover his mouth.

Today’s filming was not going well, because of the unknown (?) reasons for Usagi Hara’s jumping spirits are secondary, the main thing is that the child of the leader’s family is very noisy, but today’s Xiongfu is a rabbit boy who has mitosis and wildly grown up and pretends to be of.

Fortunately, the parents are sensible and stopped the children before things got worse.

The child's mother squatted down and educated carefully: "You can't say such a rude thing. Everyone is different and unique. Even every day you are different from yesterday. So the bear you see today is different from yesterday. The Xiongfu is also different."

Tuyuan Tiaoji heaved a sigh of relief, and just wanted to praise the child's mother for her good teaching, when she heard the woman continue to say: "Maybe the bearer today is the bearer with a hangover, the hangover is bad, it will turn people into useless waste."

lady!What are you saying to the child, madam!

"And maybe in a place where you can't see, Xiongfu will eat several servings of the rabbit man...and eat several servings of the same food as the rabbit man. They say that what you eat is what you eat, and you can do it if you want. From today How's the start? Mom will cook you a carrot bowl tonight."

The child believed it.

But he didn't want to eat carrots and rice, which sounded amazing, so he started cheating with his mother again.

Rabbit Hara Tiaoji: ...

Where should I start complaining.

All in all, the two who were dragged by the child and refused to let go were liberated in this way.

Since today was also the first time they met and they were not familiar with each other, the two parted ways immediately after the matter was over. Usahara Tachikichi went back to pack his things, and Sakata Gintoki only needed to return the clothes and get a salary and he would be fine.

In addition to the serious salary given by the crew, his system tasks on the other side can be regarded as fulfilled.

Two salaries for one job, cool!

Because Sakata Yinshi's little sheep (electric car) didn't follow, and he didn't have any money in hand. He had walked before, and it took more than an hour.This time I have a salary, although I still can't afford a taxi, but I can take the bus.

But the waiting time for the bus is really not fixed. If you are unlucky, you may not be able to go home early.Because he was looking forward to it too much, Gintoki Sakata couldn't wait and wanted to find a place to draw a lottery first.

Because he is a temporary worker, he does not have an independent lounge, but shares it with other staff members. It would be troublesome to draw a card in a public place if someone sees it.Sakata Gintoki thought about it, in a place like a TV station, the only thing that is completely safe is the toilet, right?

Because of this kid who was still struggling with carrots, he and Tiaoji Usahara worked a little overtime, and everyone almost left when it was over.Therefore, Sakata Gintoki is not too afraid of any accidents when drawing cards.

He found the nearest toilet, picked a cubicle at random, and went in confidently.

The interface of the lottery draw is very similar to various card draw games. A white light flashes in front of the eyes, and the final result appears on the screen that does not really exist in front of him.

【Dessert Coupon】

Sakata Yinshi did not expect that he was so lucky. Although this is not a valuable item, it is also a surprise for him who is addicted to sweets.

However, I thought this was just the beginning, but I didn't expect this to be the pinnacle.

Rays of light came one after another, but unfortunately they were all a dull and dirty silver-gray.

【toilet paper】

【toilet paper】

【Paper Draw】

【toilet paper】

……

【toilet paper】

A total of eleven draws, 8 rolls of toilet paper, 2 paper draws, and a dessert coupon.

Sakata Gintoki:  …

In the next second, something even more frustrating happened.

[Because the user has not activated the backpack service, the prize will be delivered in 5 seconds.Is it convenient for you? 】

[yes yes, thank you]

This gives people no chance to choose! ! !

Say something so important early!Let me go out of the toilet with so much paper?Those who don’t know think that Ah Yin and I stole all the toilet paper, and what is the backpack, and the result of the lottery will be delivered immediately if you don’t open it?Talk about such an important thing first, bastard!

Gintoki Sakata's collapse couldn't stop the passage of time.The prize appeared out of nowhere in a familiar shape, and fell into Sakata Gintoki's arms.

Obviously, he couldn't bring so much toilet paper back, so Gintoki Sakata kept the coupons, and later stuffed the toilet paper into his clothes due to the financial crisis, and then took eight rolls of toilet paper and put them in the compartment one by one.

He had the experience of running out of paper in the toilet before, so this time he took it as a way of saving his character.

Just as he was about to stuff the last stall, the bathroom door opened.

Tiaoji Usahara stood at the exit, looking at Yu Zheng with toilet paper in one hand and Gintoki Sakata who was resting on the doorknob with the other.

By the way, Gintoki Sakata still has a bulging chest.

An awkward atmosphere spread in the air, and no one spoke.

Tiaoji Usahara broke the silence first. He tried his best to pretend that he didn't see anything, and slowly and slowly closed the door again.

The parts that lacked lubrication screamed piercingly in this slow movement, like the cry of Sakata Gintoki's heart.

- I didn't steal toilet paper from the toilet!

It's just that the toilet paper burst rate is too high during the lottery!

Come back and listen to my explanation! ! !

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