Did Yinshi overturn today?

Life is full of bugs just like games

After watching Fukurohui leave, Sakata Gintoki sighed, slumped back on the bench, staring at the canned cat food and rice balls in his hand.

Why he fell to this point, but also from a few hours ago.

During the Kagura lottery draw two days ago, I won the space travel ticket again.

Although they later learned that the airline that was drawn this time was said to have a very poor experience and a return rate of [-]%, but in line with the principle of not wanting nothing, Wanshiwu still actively packed up the luggage, three people and one dog We came to the starting point together.

The terminal building is cylindrical in shape, and its appearance is a bit like the trap tower in Hunter.There was a large-scale reconstruction not long ago, so the appearance is still very new, towering into the sky, and spaceships are launched from time to time, which is very impressive.

——But it has nothing to do with Gintoki Sakata and the others. The aerospace company they picked was contracted by the leftover scraps from the previous reconstruction. It looks like a stacked donut-like building, squatting on a tall It looks like a vertical hot dog next to the main terminal.

Compared with other spaceships, their company's is more like a rocket. There is only one, standing in the middle of the hollow, surrounded by the building. In order to save costs, the building is only four stories high, and half of the rocket is exposed. Outside.

This company is really poor, relying on its height, people can't fall to death, and they don't even install windows, just block it perfunctorily with railings, look down from the edge of the floor, and even see the staff at the bottom who are undergoing maintenance .

While waiting, Gintoki Sakata, who was bored, could only pass the time by flipping through free magazines.

The magazine I took at hand introduced the company's history and precautions, similar to warnings that there is a large amount of energy gathering underground, please do not bring dangerous items or the like, or everyone will go to the sky together.But according to Sakata Yinshi, this is probably just scaremongering because he is afraid that he will not be able to afford the maintenance cost in case of an accident.

He threw the magazine back disinterestedly, intending to read something else, but was attracted by the noise of the crowd.

He recently realized a strange thing, as long as he passed by a certain crowd, the troublemaker at the center must be known to him.

Sure enough, Sakata Gintoki pulled the crowd away and squeezed to the front with difficulty. He saw a girl in a cheongsam confronting a flight attendant in front of a giant white dog that was sitting taller than her. After inquiring about it with the onlookers, she found out that It turned out that Dingchun was rejected by the aerospace company because he was an animal and not a human.

This is not the first time this happened, the last time Dingchun bit the head of someone with a loud voice and sneaked in, but this time no one wanted to offer their own head for him to bite so that it was dripping with blood.There is no way, Sakata Gintoki can only think of a way again.

The accident happened at this moment.

The occasional reliable adult male——Sakata Gintoki was trying to convince the flight attendant that Dingchun was not a dog, but a family member. He was an adolescent stinky kid who dressed as a dog and shit every day except eating. He was slapped severely by Dingchun, and flew up into the air.

Originally, the railing stopped him...

However, due to quality problems, Sakata Gintoki fell out of the railing together with the railing.

When falling, Sakata Gintoki untied his belt and tried to throw it on the railing next to him, so as to avoid the fate of being thrown into a small pancake.This time the belt was wrapped around the railing smoothly, and even though the railing was bent this time, it still held on tight.

At this time, a dazzling green light suddenly flashed at the bottom of the launch port, Sakata Gintoki couldn't hold back his eyes and closed his eyes, and he was separated from his waistband.

When he came back to his senses, Sakata Gintoki and his crumbling pants came to another world.

A system is also included.

That system was so cold, at first Yinshi didn't realize that he still had a system, but when he was holding his pants in a daze, the system snorted coldly and sent him a small paper strip.

The note looked like it had just been torn from a notebook, its shape was irregular, and there was a faint smell of curry, just like that, it suddenly appeared in front of Sakata Gintoki, and fell leisurely into his hand.

It says--

[My lord is customer service, a useless uncle like you who hasn't graduated from JUMP should know what to say next, I just omitted it, it's too troublesome to say, if you don't know, just flip through two system documents Learn about. 】

The blue veins on Sakata Yinshi's forehead burst out, and he viciously tore the small piece of paper into pieces, at this moment the second piece floated down again.

[It's useless to tear it up, you've already been marked by me. 】

Sakata Gintoki continued to tear up the note, and protested by the way: "Now the word mark can't be used indiscriminately, do you know that! Send me back quickly, hurry up and catch the flight for two meals!"

The system turned a deaf ear and dropped the third note.

[By the way, the time in your world has been frozen, so feel free to work here. 】

Sakata Gintoki refused Sanlian: "No, it's so troublesome, let me go back."

When I found the fallen leaves all over the ground and the low temperature and silver that did not match my memory, I was a little confused. After looking at a large number of strange buildings in the distance, my brain crashed instantly.Sakata Gintoki, who had a time travel experience, had an ominous premonition in his heart.

He cursed and planned to ignore the system to find something he was familiar with, but he bumped into the air wall just two steps away.

So, the card is BUG.

Sakata Gintoki heard the system sigh, the voice was inexplicably familiar, and then a line of large characters appeared in front of his eyes——

【System update】

Can you show right in front of my eyes why bother writing the note?Still using that dirty paper, is it fun?

After trying for a long time, I couldn’t stay two meters away from the bench no matter what. The progress bar of the system update was halfway through. Gintoki calmed down and lay down on the bench with his eyes closed, planning to ask for an explanation when the system reappeared. .

When I met Fuguro Hui, the system had just been updated, and a string of menu bars appeared in the lower right of Sakata Gintoki's field of vision. With a thought, the task window popped out——

[Novice task: Obtain random supplies from the natives]

Below is a line of small words the size of a mosquito - [This task is related to the follow-up, please choose carefully]

However, Sakata Gintoki didn't notice this detail at the time, and all his mind was attracted by the reward.

[Mission Rewards: Identity Proof × 1, Master Room × 1, Situation Description × 1, Mysterious Gift × 1]

This is why Sakata Gintoki wants to snatch the canned kitten even without face.

After the novice task display is completed, the new task will be refreshed immediately, but Sakata Gintoki has no further thoughts for the time being, and the situation statement is what he cares most about now.

The task rewards cannot be distributed and collected. After clicking to get it, the relevant documents with the name of Sakata Gintoki and a thick stack of explanations were all thrown at his face.

Reluctantly caught it, and looked around again, but he didn't see the mysterious gift, but the Wanshiwu started to rise up next to him like a CG in a game, covered by smoke and dust, he couldn't see the specific situation clearly, but it seemed to be him The familiar small attic.

Although I have some complaints about building the Master House in the park, I can't control so much now.

Withdraw your mind and focus on the situation statement.The system is so unreliable, and it turned out that the fact sheet could have about fifty pages.

After opening it, the content inside turned out to be handwritten, and the handwriting was unusually familiar. Sakata Gintoki felt more ominous in his heart, and read it with a disheveled face, but the first sentence broke his defense.

【We catch people casually, if you want to blame, you can blame yourself for being unlucky. 】

Holding back his anger, he turned to the second page.

[It is inconvenient to disclose too much details, but it is indeed a win-win strategy.Work hard, and when you have enough energy, you can go home.

PS: Time Pause is real, don't worry about it.

PPS: The customer service is online 24 hours a day, please contact him if you need anything.

——Pinghe Yuangai]

As mentioned before, Sakata Gintoki also traveled once, and that time was to save Edo, which fell into death due to the virus called "White Curse", and came five years later.The time machine at that time was made by Father Yuanwai.

If anyone can create a system, the possibility of Daddy Yuanwai is indeed the greatest, and if it is not necessary, he believes that the other party will not use such extreme methods to achieve their goals.

But he didn't believe it all. If nothing else, the 24-hour customer service must be a lie.

These contents are not even needed for half a page, Sakata Gintoki curiously flipped back, wanting to know what the remaining dozens of pages are.

The result is blank paper.

Viciously, he threw the situation statement on the ground and stepped on it twice.He didn't notice that his own shadow had swelled up like a bubble, but when he was hit by the situation statement, it deflated again.

At this time, the master house was also built, Sakata Gintoki turned his head, and found that the unreliability of the system was far more than that.

Sakata Gintoki runs a master house in Kabukicho, which is located on the second floor of a boarded-style izakaya, and it is a small single-family building as a whole.

Now the system only sends Wanshiwu, but not Dengshi Izakaya...

This also led to the fact that although there is only one room and one living room, but it does have a certain amount of weight, it just floats in the air at a height of three meters above the ground.

Oh, it’s not completely floating. There is a small corridor about one meter wide in front of the door of the Wanshiwu. There is a circle of wooden railings around it. , this Z-shaped staircase is all the fulcrums supporting the vacation of the master house.

Sakata Gintoki: ...I'm tired, I don't want to complain.

At the end of the day, now his mind is at peace. After tossing and tossing for so long, and the time has come to the night, there is no way to be anxious, it is better to rest first.

Sighing, he planned to go back to the house along the stairs, but he was stuck in the middle by the air wall again.

...Is this BUG not fixed yet? !

That dog customer service, what did you do before? ? ?