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At that moment, everyone in Daqing was stunned.

From Kangxi to the court ladies, they all stared at Albert and the sanitary napkin in his hand without blinking.

In the next second, countless people blushed shyly, and even Kangxi looked uncomfortable. It was too impolite for Albert to actually take out a sanitary napkin at the dust-cleaning banquet.

Only Yinfeng and Yinfeng almost laughed out loud, and they were about to choke their internal injuries.

Yin Reng touched Yin Reng's leg with his foot, the two brothers looked at each other, and Yin Reng gave a thumbs up.

In terms of shame, no one can compare to big brother. Albert's feat today will definitely spread throughout the palace, the capital, and even back to England.

When everyone was shocked, they saw Albert wiping his mouth with a sanitary napkin, and praised the softness and ease of use while wiping, this is the best toilet paper.

Kangxi is well-informed, and he has never seen this scene before. He almost didn't hold back. Does the British envoy know what he is doing?

"Tell him it's sanitary napkins, not toilet paper, they bought the wrong one."

Kangxi couldn't stand it anymore. Although it was fun to see the embarrassment of the British envoy, at least pay attention to the occasion. It's still a meal, wipe your mouth with a sanitary napkin...

The official who translated had a bitter look on his face: "Return to the emperor, there is no toilet paper and sanitary napkins in the British language. Perhaps it is because of this that they bought the wrong one."

Kangxi suddenly realized, and then realized that toilet paper and sanitary napkins were brought by Duo Duo from the future world, and of course there is no such thing in Britain now, so there is no corresponding statement.

"Then you tell him that the one he uses is for girls to come to Kuishui, not for wiping their mouths."

Kangxi was helpless, and glanced at Yinfeng and Yinfeng thoughtfully, and began to wonder if these two people deliberately played tricks on the British envoy.

Yinfeng and Yinfeng immediately withdrew their smiles and sat upright, looking like good babies.

Kangxi: "..."

I was just skeptical just now, but now I am 100% sure.

He just felt tired, and the two of them were too shameful, but he was quite relieved that these foreigners always belittled him Daqing.

The interpreter translated Kangxi's words, and Albert stopped complacently wiping his mouth. He stared at the interpreter in disbelief, thinking he had heard it wrong.

"What did you just say? This is not toilet paper, it's for the girls who come to Kuishui?"

Albert's eyes widened, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched a few times, his face turned red and then black, as if he had opened a dyeing workshop.

"Mr. Albert, it's like this, your people may have bought the wrong one." The interpreter official said dutifully.

"Oh no, how did this happen? I, I even wiped my mouth with the things that the girls put on sunflower water? Oh no!" Albert almost collapsed, threw away the sanitary napkin in a hurry, and wanted to find a crack in the ground.

The rest of the British envoys were shocked and embarrassed when they heard the words, and touched their waists one after another, where there was a piece of beautifully packaged sanitary napkin stuffed there.

"You must have done it on purpose. You made me mistake on purpose. You want to see me make a fool of myself, don't you?" Albert screamed. These people in the Qing Dynasty have too dark eyes, how can this be done?

The translation official said dissatisfiedly: "Mr. Albert, it's because you haven't distinguished toilet paper and sanitary napkins in English. You made a mistake when you bought toilet paper. How can you blame us?"

Albert was dumbfounded. The British language did not seem to have these two words. When the translation officer introduced it, he also used words such as clean, hygienic, soft, and used for toilets.

Toilet paper and sanitary napkins are both compatible, but sanitary napkins are more expensive, and only those with status can afford them.

Albert was speechless, his proud head finally lowered, but he still seemed very unconvinced. This was clearly a misunderstanding and he could not be blamed.

"Mr. Albert, you can rest assured that our sanitary napkins in the Qing Dynasty are also very good. Although they are not suitable for wiping your mouth, they are absolutely clean and hygienic." Hearing what Prince Gong said with a smile, it was like sprinkling salt on the wound. Bert gritted his teeth angrily.

"I admit that the toilet paper in the Qing Dynasty is pretty good, but it's just the most basic daily necessities, and it's nothing. On the way here, I saw that people in the Qing Dynasty still used copper pots to keep time, without even a pendulum or a clockwork. This is too far behind.”

Albert said sourly, and when he was complacent, he saw Kangxi and the others all showing off their wristwatches, which were still gold and diamond-studded.

The dial was exquisite and beautiful, and the hands inside ticked very rhythmically, much more advanced than the pendulum he just mentioned.

"The time flies so fast tonight. It's already 48:[-]...Mr. Albert, what pendulum did you just say? Is it like the one on my wrist?" Kangxi said casually, as if he really didn't hear Albert just now. special words.

"By the way, I forgot. Mr. Albert may not have seen this before. This is called a wristwatch, and it is a very accurate timer."

Albert: "..."

Albert's eyes widened again, his eyes full of disbelief, how could the Qing Dynasty have such an exquisite watch?He must be mistaken, he may be dreaming, dreaming of such a bizarre thing.

"...I admit that your watch is really pretty." After a long time, Albert reluctantly opened his mouth, and soon found a new breakthrough point.

"But your science and technology are very backward. You don't know the geometry of the stars in the night sky, you don't know the heliocentric theory, you don't know that the earth is round, and you still insist on the fallacy that the sky is round. You don't know Euclidean geometry, you don't know the human body The secrets of anatomy, don't know the three basic laws of gravitation and object motion!"

Albert saw everyone's expressions were stagnant, and the more he talked, the more proud he became. He knew that people in the Qing Dynasty were conservative in their thinking and had no idea how powerful Britain is today.

Yinfeng and the others looked at each other in blank dismay. They really didn't know this, and they hadn't even heard of many things.This is indeed a bit embarrassing.

For a moment, everyone looked at Kangxi, but Kangxi was not at all confused, and even showed a faint smile.

"Mr. Albert is really interested. You can think of so many profound questions during the meal. I have been fortunate enough to come into contact with some Western knowledge over the years, but it is a pity that no one can ask for advice. Today I just want to ask Mr. Albert for advice."

Albert was stunned for a moment. The emperor of the Qing Dynasty actually had contact with Western knowledge?But I can't see it at all.

He believed that Kangxi was playing tricks.

"Your Majesty is humble, I have little talent and learning, and I am willing to discuss it with Your Majesty."

Kangxi nodded, and immediately talked with Albert about astronomy and geography. His understanding of the stars was even more profound than Albert's, and he gave an example to prove that the earth is round.

From geometry to human anatomy, Albert couldn't answer the questions raised, and he had never even heard of them.

Finally, he focused on the three basic laws of gravitation and the motion of objects, and read out the content of the laws verbatim. Albert was dumbfounded, and Yinfeng and others were also amazed.

If they were not too familiar with Khan Ama, if they were sure that this was their Khan Ama, they would have thought that Kangxi had been pierced by a human soul.

Kangxi was calm and calm, talking freely, saying that this is nothing.If he didn't have a few brushes, what kind of Qing emperor would he be?

Except for the last three basic laws of gravitation and object motion, which were mentioned in the materials given by Duo Duo in the afternoon, he learned and mastered the rest from childhood.

He has several Western masters, and he has learned a lot of Western knowledge from these people, but due to his identity and ideological shackles, he has no way to promote it.

Albert showed this to him, and he really found the wrong person.

"Mr. Albert, I don't know how to answer these questions?" Kangxi asked with a smile, obviously amiable, but Albert was covered in cold sweat and showed a look of panic.

The emperor of the Qing Dynasty was definitely a monster, how could he know so much?They are not inferior to those who specialize in astronomy, geography, arithmetic and anatomy in Great Britain.

"This... this... tonight's wine is a bit high, and my mind is confused... Your Majesty, why don't we talk about it another day?"

Albert immediately became extremely respectful, and he didn't dare to despise him at all, and his self-esteem and arrogance were completely wiped out.

"Mr. Albert is too strong to drink. Forget it, it's getting late today, Mr. Albert should go back and have a good rest. Tomorrow the Crown Prince will take Mr. to the capital to see if my Qing Dynasty is as backward as Mr. said .”

Kangxi smiled indifferently, it seemed that Albert was just a clown, not even qualified to make him angry.

As soon as he flicked his sleeves and robes, he got up and left amidst the sound of respect from everyone. As soon as he left, the banquet broke up. Prince Yu, Prince Gong and others left one after another. They didn't want to look at Albert and others at all.

Poor Yinfeng has to send people out of the palace, and tomorrow he has to take this group of people to the capital to gain knowledge.

Let's talk about Kangxi who left the banquet, the smile on his face disappeared completely, and was replaced by strong ridicule and contempt.This group of British envoys was just like that, arrogant and rude, with high self-esteem, and extremely difficult to get along with.

However, the level of various subjects in the UK was indeed much higher than that of the Qing Dynasty, and he began to think about whether to promote Western studies.

The reason why he learned a lot of Western knowledge, but Yinfeng and others didn't know about it, was because something bad happened that year.

At that time, he had only been enthroned for five years, and he was still young, and he was assisted by four major ministers in the court.To say it is an assistant is actually to evade his rights. He has no qualifications to decide the affairs of the country at all.

At that time, there was a Western missionary in the Qing Dynasty named Tang Ruowang. This missionary was very knowledgeable and brought a very accurate Western calendar to the Qing Dynasty. Unexpectedly, he was impeached by Yang Guangxian, an important minister of the Qing Dynasty.

Ao Bai, the most powerful auxiliary minister at that time, took the opportunity to launch a big purge, and sentenced Tang Ruowang and others to death.

It is also these people who are lucky. It coincides with the rare comet in a century lighting up the night sky, which is considered a good omen and thus survives.

But after that, Kangxi firmly buried Western studies in his heart, no matter how much he learned, he never exposed it to others.

He knew very well that it was difficult for the Qing subjects, who were deeply influenced by Confucianism, to accept Western things. Even if he was the emperor, he could not challenge everyone's perception too much.

But it’s different now. Since Duoduo appeared, everyone’s cognition has been refreshed again and again, especially the items in Duoduo Mall have brought great convenience to everyone, making everyone vaguely aware that developing science may be correct. way.

Tonight, Albert launched another attack in public, leaving the princes and ministers speechless and losing face.

At this time, if we advocate the study of Western academics, we should be able to get the support of many people.

Kangxi smiled again, he had gained a lot tonight, but he was most grateful to Dodo.If Dodo hadn't provided him with information about England, he would definitely not be able to answer the three laws of gravitation and mechanics.

He also didn't expect that physics in Britain had developed to this point. If he hadn't been in contact with it, it would probably be like listening to heaven.

In the early morning of the next day, Kangxi became angry in public, and the princes and ministers were silent, obviously they all heard about the banquet last night.

If it wasn't for the emperor's efforts to turn the tide, the Qing Dynasty would have lost face.

Kangxi took the opportunity to put forward the suggestion of learning Western studies, but it is necessary to "remove the bad things and extract the essence", and "learn from the barbarians to improve themselves", and we must not work behind closed doors and stick to the rules.

How dare all the officials disagree?If you raise an objection at this time, you may be dragged to receive Albert on the spot and accept the humiliation.

Some enlightened ministers were even very happy. They have been looking forward to this day since Kangxi proposed the four major areas of basic necessities of life last year.

It is time for the Qing Dynasty to open its eyes and see the world.

Kangxi was satisfied, and went to Changchun Palace to find Wen Duo in the morning, and saw Wen Duo lazily leaning on the panda, stroking the cat with one hand, stroking the dog with the other, and the snacks floated into her mouth one by one, so uncomfortable.

Kangxi smiled, walked over and sat aside, and poked Wen Duo's little cheek.

"Lie down like this again, Dodo will become a little fat."

"No way!" Wen Duo opened her eyes wide. She has carefully calculated that the daily intake is just right, and she will never gain weight!

However, after being told by Han Ama, she couldn't eat any snacks anymore. What if she really gained weight?That would not be pretty.

"Khan Ama, I'll eat it for you."

"Give the unfinished ones to Ama Khan?" Kangxi pretended to be displeased.

"Duoduo just doesn't want to waste food, how much does Khan Ama spend every year to buy seeds from other worlds." Wen Duo is plausible.

Kangxi was speechless. He took a snack bag and tasted one. It was sweet and spicy, and spicy and numb. The taste was weird and unique. Not to mention, it was really delicious.

"Khan Ama received the British envoy last night, but it was almost embarrassing." Kangxi roughly said what Albert had said, and said with emotion: "I didn't expect that Britain has developed to such a level, and it is no wonder that it will be blown away after more than 100 years. The pass of the Qing Dynasty."

"Khan Ama, don't be sad, we can surpass the past." Wen Duo comforted Kangxi's fingers with her little hand.

Kangxi Yile: "Ama Khan has Duo Duo, and she will definitely surpass the past. The arrival of the mission this time may be an opportunity. Ama Khan wants to send a group of students to England to learn Western knowledge."

He has long discovered that although Dodo can give some future things, most of them are not systematic, and it is impossible for Dodo to teach them.

The Qing Dynasty has to take it step by step. The best opportunity at present is to study in the UK, learn all the advanced knowledge of the UK, and then bring it back.

"Duoduo supports Khan Ama!" Wen Duo's eyes lit up, and Khan Ama finally figured it out.

What is missing is not just a few pieces of soap and a few bicycles, nor is it possible to catch up with the UK by opening a few Duoduo shopping malls and building a few looms.

The knowledge of all disciplines in the Qing Dynasty is lagging behind, and it is necessary to catch up as soon as possible.In this way, she can give more advanced things in the future, and let Daqing make them himself, such as the big truck that Khan Ama has been thinking about.

Kangxi smiled knowingly, and Duoduo was the one who could understand and support him.

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On the other hand, Yinreng went out of the palace to entertain the British envoys after eating breakfast.

Albert obviously didn't like shopping, so he proposed to visit Duo Duo Mall as soon as he came.

Last night he was embarrassing and embarrassing several times, and realized that he had underestimated Daqing, so today he behaved a lot more low-key, no longer dared to be arrogant, and showed a humble and studious attitude.

The purpose of the British envoy's visit to the Qing Dynasty this time was to study the Duoduo Mall. A month ago, when a British brought back several strange items from the Duoduo Mall, the entire royal family and the parliament were shocked.

Since then, Duoduo Mall has become a mysterious existence in the eyes of British high-level officials.

Yesterday, two British envoys went to Duoduo Mall to buy sanitary napkins, and they bragged about it when they came back, arousing the curiosity of the rest of the people, wishing to see it with their own eyes.

"Mr. Albert has good eyesight. Duoduo Shopping Mall is the most famous place in our capital. Since you want to visit it, let's go and have a look." Naturally, Yinfeng would not refuse, he had long wanted to talk to this group of foreigners It shows the peculiarity of the Qing Dynasty.

Albert was overjoyed, and asked Yinfeng about the Dodo Mall along the way.

"I heard that Duoduo Mall was built by a princess named Duoduo in your Qing Dynasty. Is this true?"

"Mr. Albert is very well-informed. It was my princess of the Qing Dynasty who planned to build it." Yinfeng proudly raised his head, and Duo Duo is still very powerful, and his reputation has spread to England.

"That's really amazing! This Princess Duodu must be as great as King Mary of Great Britain!" Albert marveled, and he had already begun to fantasize about the image of Princess Duodu. She must be a smart, beautiful and generous girl .

In this era, the status of women in Britain was still higher than that of the Qing Dynasty. It was no longer a matter of submissiveness, and men were the sky. Otherwise, Elizabeth I would not be the queen, and Mary would not be the king together with her husband William.

"Excuse me, but I don't know how old Princess Duoduo is? Has she ever been married? Where is she now? Can I ask to meet you?"

Albert's eyes shined brightly. If the British nobles can marry this Princess Duoduo back, Great Britain will surely soar into the sky. Princess Duoduo's staying in the Qing Dynasty is really a bright pearl dusted with dust.

They have discussed it many times in the council, and agreed that this princess Duoduo has an unusual origin, and those weird items are not at all like what the current Qing Dynasty can produce.

Yin Reng frowned, what does this Albert want to do?Could it be that you want to play Dodo's idea?

He couldn't help being angry, the British are too shameless, Duo Duo is a treasure of the Qing Dynasty, and someone else can miss it?

"Mr. Albert is really too presumptuous." Yinfeng turned cold, Dodo was only one and a half years old, and this guy actually asked if he was married?

Thinking that Duoduo might marry another man when he grows up, Yinfeng felt uncomfortable for a while. Who can be worthy of him, the pearl of the Qing Dynasty?

Unexpectedly, Albert became even more curious. Seeing the nervous appearance of the Qing Crown Prince, Princess Dodo must be a very important person, and he must find a way to meet her!

He even started to think about whether there are any handsome and extraordinary subordinates, what if Princess Duoduo falls in love with him?