Qing Chuan group pet fairy princess

Three days later, a group of hundreds of people from the British Mission arrived in the capital. Yinfeng led all the officials to welcome them, and invited them to a separate hall dedicated to receiving distinguished guests.

The leader of the mission was Albert Ross. He was a middle-aged man in his early forties. He had a fair face, deep eyes, and a straight nose. His appearance was significantly different from that of the people in the Qing Dynasty.

Four years ago, after a coup d'état, Britain began to implement a constitutional monarchy. William III and Mary II jointly served as king, and at the same time implemented a parliamentary system, which greatly weakened the king's rights.And Albert Ross is one of the important members of the parliament—he has a very high status in the UK.

In addition, the science and technology of Britain in this period was ahead of the Qing Dynasty, which led to Albert's self-esteem. When he came to the capital, he was picky about this and that.

"These houses are too low and dilapidated. It's hard to imagine that they will appear in the capital."

"There is still a lovely girl in such shabby clothes. If it were in our country, I would definitely give her the most beautiful long dress."

"Oh, my God, why do you still use copper pots to keep time? Our Great Britain has already started to use pendulums and springs. It is simple and easy to understand, and it is much more accurate than yours."

"What did I see? Why are you still measuring the temperature with your hands? Don't you have a thermometer in Qing Dynasty?"

Albert was surprised when he saw everything. At first Yinfeng thought he was shocked by the prosperity of the Qing Dynasty, and he proudly raised his head.

The result—listening to the translation by the officials of the Qing Dynasty, I was so angry that I almost lost my breath.

This baba-babbling foreign devil is too irritating, how are these houses so low and dilapidated?million people in Beijing,

What's so strange about people wearing old clothes?What's so great about Daying having a pendulum?The fifteenth sister also gave Khan Ama and the imperial grandmother gold and diamond watches!Thermometers, there is nothing unusual about thermometers, they are sold in Duoduo Mall!

"Tell him, the Duoduo shopping mall he mentioned is available!" Yinfeng told the translator of Daqing angrily, hating himself for not being able to speak bird language, otherwise he would definitely teach this guy a lesson.

The translator wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, and translated Yinfeng's words to Albert, and Albert was suddenly surprised.

"The crown prince of the Qing Dynasty will not say this deliberately for the sake of face, right? The Qing Dynasty - it seems to be very backward, how could there be what I just said?"

The translator told Yinreng again that Yinreng really wanted to kick Albert to the sky.

I just saw a young man on a bicycle leisurely passing by, and Yin Reng immediately pointed out: "Tell him, that is called a bicycle, and it was also made by Qing Dynasty. Do you have it in England?"

Albert looked at the bicycle curiously upon hearing this, and then his eyes lit up.

"The Qing Dynasty actually has such a convenient car? Could it be plagiarized from somewhere else?"

Yin Reng's face turned red, could this Albert speak?They bought the production technology of bicycles with money, so how can it be called plagiarism?

Just as he didn't know how to refute, he suddenly heard the interpreter say: "His Royal Highness, the other party said that he wants to buy a bicycle, and he hopes to get it this afternoon."

"You tell him that the bicycles of our Qing Dynasty are only given away and not sold. They are only given to people who are respectful and friendly to our Qing Dynasty."

Yinfeng—the robe of flicking sleeves, this emissary is so arrogant even when he wants to buy a bicycle, do you really think he has no temper?

Albert was puzzled after listening to the translation. Could it be that he was not respectful and friendly to the Qing Dynasty?He even condescended to come to the Qing Dynasty in person.

Yinfeng was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and just sent the pedestrians to the other hall, and told the officials to entertain this group of people, and hurried back to the palace.

— When he returned home, he went to Kangxi to complain, since he was a child, he had never suffered from such birdishness.

"This foreign... envoy really said that?" Kangxi frowned. He knew that foreigners were arrogant, but he didn't expect such arrogance.

——Thinking that Britain was responsible for the Revolutionary War and the burning of the Old Summer Palace in the TV series, he felt disgusted.

Although I don't know the current national strength of Britain, there is no doubt that astronomy, arithmetic, physics, chemistry, and even firearms are ahead of the Qing Dynasty. This must be admitted.

But the Qing Dynasty is struggling to catch up, especially with the items that are beyond the times provided by Duoduo, it may not be impossible to overtake the United Kingdom in the future.

The British ambassador dared to humiliate the Qing crown prince in this way, which is really deceiving.

"As long as the translator is not wrong, that's what the envoy said." Yinfeng wanted to resign and give up, and he had to clean up the mission tonight, and he was irritated thinking about it.

Kangxi took a deep breath, and suddenly sneered and said: "China is a country of etiquette, but we can't let foreigners bully us. Yinfeng, you did the right thing today, and the bicycles are only for sale. Tonight, we will have a feast to cleanse the dust." , I will take care of them.”

"Khan Ama, what are you going to do? Do you need help from your son?" Yinfeng's eyes lit up, Khan Ama really couldn't stand those people, right?

"You remember to invite them into the palace in the afternoon. Just don't lose face to me. I'll go to Duo Duo's place later." Kangxi didn't expect Yinfeng to do anything, it's good to keep his duty.

Yinfeng pursed his lips, Khan Ama looked down on him.

As soon as he walked out of the Qianqing Palace, he met the eldest brother who entered the palace on a bicycle. The eldest brother—seeing his dejected appearance, immediately became curious.

"Brother Prince, what's wrong with you? By the way, didn't you receive the British embassy today? Why are you here?"

Yinfeng took a deep breath, and he couldn't hold it back. He told the eldest brother about the mission's evil deeds again, and the eldest brother's face became gloomy at that time.

"Showing off your might and coming to our Daqing territory? This group of people just haven't seen the world, and they don't know how powerful our Daqing's Duoduo Mall is. Let's go, big brother will help you vent your anger, and keep these people humiliated!"

"Brother, don't mess around." Yinreng was worried instead, what is the elder brother going to do?

Even if you want to deal with those people, you can't do it clearly.

"Don't worry, big brother is no longer the old big brother. He knows how to measure." The big brother smiled strangely, and Yinfeng only felt a chill down his spine. What bad idea did the big brother come up with?

"Forget it." Yinfeng figured it out, the group of people were so rude in front of him in the morning, they should be discouraged.

So the elder brother gave some instructions to the little eunuch beside him, and he and Yinfeng each rode a bicycle out of the palace and went straight to the other hall.

When we arrived at the annex, the elder brother first called the officials in charge to inquire about the situation.

"Is that group of people still behaved? Have you belittled me again?"

The official immediately poured out - stomach bitterness: "Back to His Royal Highness, back to the big brother, they are all picky, think our time is not accurate, think that our meal time is late, think that our vegetables and seasonings are not enough, and think that our yard Shabby, the gates should be made of gold."

"However, they are very interested in our porcelain and embroidery, and they praise it all the time."

Yinfeng rolled his eyes. Fortunately, he ran fast in the morning, otherwise he would be pissed off.

The elder brother sneered, obviously very angry, and asked again: "Did you provide toilet paper this time?"

"Yes, I bought the best toilet paper from Duoduo Mall and put it on the table and in the latrine. They really appreciated it."

The elder brother ordered: "Replace them all with the worst ones, the ones made by our Qing Dynasty, and replace them with bamboo chips in the latrine."

"Ah?" The officials were stunned, why?Will you be accused of poor hospitality?

Yinfeng also looked at the elder brother curiously, not knowing why.

"Do as I say, and I will be responsible for what happens. You go out to greet him now, my people should deliver the things soon." The elder brother is full of confidence.

The official glanced at Yinfeng, Yinfeng waved his hand, and he went down.

When there were only two brothers left in the room, Yinfeng asked, "What's the meaning of elder brother?"

"Brother Prince, you are too upright. Let me tell you, to deal with such shameless people, you have to be even more shameless than them. Just wait and see." The elder brother proudly smiled, as if he had a chance of winning.

Yinfeng looked at him strangely, is the eldest brother saying that he is shameless?This... is quite self-aware.

Not long after, the official came back and led the little eunuch who was serving beside the elder brother. The little eunuch was holding a big wooden box, which was full of toilet paper made by Qing himself, which was yellow and rough.

The elder brother ordered: "Change, all of them have been changed. If foreigners have any questions, please bring them to me."

"This... yes." The official was speechless. Wouldn't the eldest brother really be punished by the emperor for being so reckless?

In a short while, all the white and soft paper towels were put away and replaced with rough ones, and the ones in the latrine were directly filled with bamboo slices, without even rough paper.

Sure enough, after waiting less than the time for a cup of tea, Albert came to the door.

Albert was quite annoyed, and when he entered the door, he accused loudly: "Prince of the Qing Dynasty, what do you mean? Where did the clean and soft paper go in the morning? Why can't you even give up this? My subordinates went to the toilet, but there was no paper in it. Paper, he can barely wipe his ass."

"Your behavior is really disrespectful. I will expose you in front of the Qing emperor and sue you!"

Yinfeng was angry, but he was ready, so he just said lazily: "This prince has no time to pay attention to your vulgar and unreasonable questions. Let this prince's elder brother communicate with you."

This attitude, as if Albert was not qualified to speak to him at all, made Albert even angrier.

"Hehe." The elder brother finally spoke, holding-shaking the folding fan, as coquettish as he wanted.

"Mr. Albert? Please sit down, please sit down. If you have anything to say, let's sit down and talk slowly. I am Yinyi, the elder brother of the Crown Prince of the Qing Dynasty. It's the same if you have anything to tell me."

Albert was so angry—what happened to these princes of the Qing Dynasty?Didn't he take it seriously at all?

Angrily, he sat down opposite the two, and repeated what he said just now, looking very dissatisfied.

"It turns out that what Mr. Albert said is this. I think Mr. Albert misunderstood. The reason for changing to rougher toilet paper is for your consideration." The elder brother looked surprised, and said, "You can't understand me. The appearance of painstakingly made Albert dumbfounded.

"How could this be for our consideration?" Albert asked angrily.

Big brother—the face is natural: "Of course this is for your consideration. I heard that you don't have toilet paper in the UK. You use rough books or bamboo chips to wipe your buttocks. I am afraid that you are not used to toilet paper that is too soft and good, so I deliberately Put on this rough one."

"You!" Albert blushed instantly, how dare the people of the Qing Dynasty despise him?

The most exasperating thing is that they do not have toilet paper in Daying.

Yinfeng immediately turned his face away, covered his mouth and pretended to cough, and laughed so hard that he almost hurt internally, it really is the elder brother who is the best.

The officials next to him also clenched their teeth tightly, for fear of laughing out loud. This day, the mood can be regarded as comfortable.

Albert was angry for a long time before he said: "You are being rude, and you are deliberately making use of it badly for us. You don't have the demeanor of a big country at all. You are talking about a state of etiquette, I think it is all fake!"

"I don't like to hear Mr. Albert's words. In the Qing Dynasty, we pay the most attention to etiquette. What kind of things are used by people of what status..." Elder brother Le: "What do you think, Albert?"

Albert's eyes widened. Did the First Prince say that their identities are not worthy of using the best paper?How dare he?

"Mr. Albert, if you have nothing to do, please take a good rest. The crown prince and I will take our leave first." The elder brother closed the folding fan, nodded slightly to Albert, and left the room with Yinfeng.

"Arrogance! Disrespectful!" After walking far away, they heard Albert's angry shout, and the two brothers almost died laughing.

After leaving the other hall, Yinfeng gave a thumbs up: "Sure enough shameless, brother, I really underestimated you before."

Today's bad breath finally came out, let that Albert pick this and that.

"Brother Prince, I helped you, why are you still swearing at others?" The elder brother had a dark face, he was smart and quick-witted, how could he say shameless?

"Brother, don't worry about these things, I'm just praising you." Yinfeng smiled happily, and hooked shoulders with the elder brother, looking like a good brother. "According to me, they shouldn't even be given toilet paper, and they should be dumbfounded."

Eldest brother glanced left and right, then suddenly leaned into Yinreng's ear and whispered: "Don't worry, the show has just begun, brother, I still have some tricks, just wait and see."

"Is there another trick?" Yinfeng was startled, brother, this is a series of tricks!

"Let's sit in the teahouse opposite for a while, waiting to see a good show." The eldest brother laughed, and Yin Reng's back felt cold again.

He didn't even need to think about it, the latter move must be more insidious than this.

The two brothers sat for a short time when two British men came out of the annex and headed towards the east of the city under the leadership of Qing officials.

"What are they doing?" Yinfeng frowned.

"I went to Dodo Mall to buy things. Didn't I be a tribute before? Let the people who serve them in the other hall say that toilet paper is divided into three grades, the yellowed ones are the third grade, and the ones used before are the second grade, and the first—— Only the most honorable can use it."

"Albert was humiliated like that by me just now, and he will definitely make people go to Dodo Mall to buy the best ones, hehe~"

Yinfeng was curious: "Where did the third-class toilet paper come from?"

"There is no third class, but there are sanitary napkins." When the elder brother said this, Yinfeng was stunned on the spot, his face flushed instantly, and he opened his mouth for a long time without saying a word.

Wei, sanitary napkins?

Isn't that what the girls use when they come to sunflower water?What's the deal with toilet paper?

Yinfeng clasped his head in both hands in embarrassment, he suddenly understood what the elder brother's back move was, it was too shameful!I'm so ashamed!

After a while, Yinfeng said worriedly: "Brother, is this too much? Wan-defendant went to Khan Ama..."

"What are you afraid of? We didn't say it ourselves. Besides, I asked the translator. He said that there is neither toilet paper nor sanitary napkin in English. It's up to the British to understand it wrong."

The elder brother didn't care, of course he had considered all aspects before he dared to do this.

"Tall, it's really tall!" Yinfeng was convinced, how did the elder brother grow up with such a brain?What if these twists and turns were used to make toilet paper?

On the other side, the two Britons were stunned when they arrived at Dodo Shopping Mall, thinking they had entered heaven, and they only remembered to buy sanitary napkins after shopping around all three floors.

When the word "sanitary napkin" was said bluntly, the maid in charge of that piece blushed and repeated confirmation several times.

The British said that they were very honorable, so they had to use the best ones. The maid could only blushed and gave them several packs of sanitary napkins.

The British—look at the exquisite packaging, which is so soft and soft, and they are still in individual pieces. They thought that the people of the Qing Dynasty did not lie to them, and this is definitely better than the ones they used at the beginning.

The items that Xiao Ling sent to Wen Duo were all specially made, the address was erased, and the manufacturer was uniformly printed as the Qing royal family, so there is no need to worry about revealing anything.

After seeing the two Englishmen returning to the annex accompanied by officials, and each carrying a big bag of things, Elder Brother and Yinfeng left contentedly.

It was night, and Albert led ten of his subordinates into the palace for a banquet. When they stepped into the Forbidden City, they were all shocked by this majestic and magnificent palace—they even restrained their arrogance— some.

Kangxi hosted a banquet at Qianqing Palace, accompanied by Crown Prince Yinreng, elder brother Yinfeng, Prince Yu Fuquan, Prince Gong Changning and several officials from the Ministry of Rites.

Everyone had heard about what happened in the morning to some extent, so they were not too impressed with the British Mission. Except for the officials from the Ministry of Rituals who responded with a smile, the rest of the people looked calm.

"On behalf of the Qing Dynasty, I welcome all the envoys to visit. I hope that you will have a good time during your stay in the Qing Dynasty. This glass of wine is my respect for all the envoys." Kangxi said a few words on the occasion and raised his glass to toast.

To save face, Albert drank all the wine, and then toasted Kangxi again.

"Your Majesty's kindness is touching. The wine, food and scenery of the Qing Dynasty are beautiful."

Kangxi said with a smile: "I am satisfied if I can make the envoy happy. I heard that the envoy stayed in the other building. I don't know if he is satisfied with everything in the other building? If there is something wrong, please - be sure to say it. "

It was his words that Albert was waiting for, and immediately looked at Yin Ren and Yin Yin coldly, and filed a complaint with Kangxi.

"Your Majesty, the people in your country are very considerate and considerate. Only the Crown Prince and the eldest prince don't understand etiquette. Your country has the best toilet paper, but you give us the worst toilet paper, and say that our British ambassador The minister is only fit to use this kind."

"Oh? Yinfeng, Yinfeng, can this happen?" Kangxi's complexion was serious, not angry but arrogant.

Albert immediately took pleasure in his misfortune, and confronted him to see what would end well.

"Khan Ama, you can't blame my son and elder brother for this. It's the British envoy who said he was not used to good toilet paper and insisted on using bad ones." It exploded.

"You're talking nonsense, you obviously did it on purpose!" Albert's voice became sharp. The Crown Prince was so shameless that he opened his eyes and spoke nonsense.

He suddenly took out a beautifully packaged sanitary napkin, shook his hands, and the sanitary napkin was unfolded. It was really white and soft.

"You obviously have the best ones, why don't you let us use them, and we have to buy them ourselves?!"