Qing Chuan group pet fairy princess
Chapter 36
With curiosity and doubts, Albert and his party followed Yinfeng to Duoduo Mall.
Albert and the others were shocked when they saw the pavement on that half of the street. It was too spectacular!
Entering through the gate, the maids standing on both sides will say "Welcome" with a sweet smile, which is really pleasant to hear.
Seeing that they looked like they had never seen the world, Yinfeng laughed secretly, and he knew that Duoduo Mall would definitely shock these foreigners into speechlessness.
Entering the mall, Albert and the others were even more shocked, their eyes widened.
I saw rows and rows of shelves filled with all kinds of weird and weird items, and I couldn't see the end at a glance.
There is an endless stream of guests, men, women, old and young, all with smiles on their faces.Even if you don't choose things, you will happily walk around and look around, as if treating this place as an amusement park.
"Oh, what is this? Why are so many people buying it?" Albert squeezed into the crowd, picked up a khaki-yellow thing, put it on his nose and sniffed it, there was a faint fragrance.
"This is soap, which is used for washing clothes." Yin Reng said casually, and the interpreter immediately translated it.
The method of making soap is not difficult. Daqing himself has already researched it. When the technology is mature, there will be no need to buy from the future world.
Albert suddenly realized, praised a few words, and picked up another bottle with soft hair printed on it.
"Oh my god, this thing looks amazing, what material is the bottle made of? It's amazing that you squeeze the contents and it comes out."
"This is shampoo. Mr. Albert, please don't squeeze it. If you do this, no one will buy it." Yin Reng's face was dark. Seeing Albert squeezed a big lump of shampoo in his hand, he carefully After studying, I was speechless.
"I'll buy it, I'll buy it." Albert smiled awkwardly, and the maid next to him immediately delivered a basket upon hearing this. Albert threw the shampoo into the basket and asked his subordinates to carry it.
"Oh what is this?"
"This is toothpaste for brushing your teeth."
"I buy it, I buy it."
"Oh, this seems to be for food. The bag is well made, and it seems to be vacuum inside."
"Oh, is this beef jerky? I have to buy it and try it. And this one, it's small dried fish, I don't know how it tastes... What is this? No matter, buy some and try it first."
Albert couldn't stop buying whatever he saw. In less than 3 minutes, one basket was full, and the maid delivered another empty one.
3 minutes passed and it was full again; 3 minutes passed and it was full again...
Yinfeng sneered, don't think he doesn't know what Albert's idea is, he must want to buy it back and study it carefully so that the UK can manufacture the same thing.
It's a pity that Albert probably couldn't think of breaking his head. These things will be brought by Dodo from the future world, and it is not easy to research them.
Just on the first floor, a group of people walked around for more than half an hour, and finally packed more than a dozen baskets, even Albert himself carried one.
Albert left one person to check out, and led the others happily to the second floor.When I saw the items on the second floor, my eyes lit up again. It was completely different from the first floor. As for the price, I didn't care at all.
When he saw the baby bottle Lego and other things, Albert was stunned. These were the things that shocked the British Parliament more than a month ago, and there was a thing called a calculator.
Now that he saw it being sold on the shelf with his own eyes, he excitedly took several of them in a row. He absolutely did not believe that Qing Dynasty made these things himself.
"His Royal Highness, do you know where these things come from?" Albert asked straight to the point, playing with a children's toy in one hand.
Yinreng had one hand behind his back, expressionless face, he was given a good command by his elder brother yesterday, and he also learned to be shameless... No, he also learned to be arrogant and perfunctory.
"Mr. Albert, it is not a gentleman's job to inquire about the secrets of my Qing Dynasty at will."
Albert blushed. He was a very arrogant gentleman, and he didn't like to hear such words, but these secrets made him curious. This time, he came to Daqing to explore the secrets.
After shopping on the second floor for nearly half an hour, Albert bought seven or eight baskets of items, left one of his subordinates to check out, and took the rest to the third floor.
There are relatively fewer items on the third floor, but they are all relatively large. Bicycles, spinning machines, looms, etc. alone occupy half of the space.
Albert took a deep breath, the things on the third floor were what he wanted to know the most, especially these types of machines, he knew the value of them too well.
"His Royal Highness, can you buy things on the third floor at will?" Albert was eager to move. If these machines can be bought back to the UK, British scientists will definitely be able to research the principle and make them by themselves.
Yinfeng replied: "Except for these few items, you can buy the rest at will."
He pointed to several large items such as bicycles and looms, and Albert's face suddenly collapsed.
"Khan Ama explained that these things are only sold to the subjects of the Qing Dynasty, and will be given to friendly neighbors to express friendship, and neither sold nor given to unfriendly neighbors."
Albert was very happy when he heard the first half of the sentence, thinking that he could get it for free, but he was furious when he heard the last sentence. Is the Crown Prince of the Qing Dynasty insinuating that Britain is not friendly enough?
Yinfeng didn't bother to pay attention to what he thought, and took him around the area of calculators, game consoles, electric fans and so on.These can be purchased at will, and Albert bought several of each.
In the end, when he saw the beautiful long dresses, Albert couldn't take his eyes off at all, and actually bought one of each style to wear for the honorable King Mary and his wife.
After shopping and checking out, Albert was a little dumbfounded. It was really scary to spend more than 3 taels of silver for a shopping mall.However, these money can be reimbursed by the parliament, so he took advantage of this calculation.
This also made him realize how profitable Dodo Mall is, and how rich the Qing Dynasty is!
Next, it is time to inquire about this princess Duo Duo!
As a result, this matter made them encounter difficulties. They were not familiar with Daqing's place of life, and they didn't understand the language. It was really not easy to inquire about a person.
Some of the missionaries had a rough knowledge of Chinese, and they had to make guesses when talking to people, and the people of the Qing Dynasty were very wary of them, and they shook their heads when they asked about Princess Duoduo.
But they didn't dare to go to the translation officials of the Qing Dynasty with great fanfare, so they could only do it secretly.
The hard work paid off, and after two days of inquiring, they really found something useful.
It is said that on the opening day of Duoduo Shopping Mall, the Emperor of Qing came over in person and took a one or two-year-old girl by his hand. The girl seemed to be a princess, and it was probably the legendary Princess Duoduo.
As for why we can't be sure, it's because the name of the royal princess is a secret, and only people who are very close know it, and outsiders always call it a few princesses, or title them.
"Ridiculous, Princess Dodo is a smart, beautiful and generous girl at first glance, how could she be a one or two-year-old child? I think the Qing Dynasty is really crooked. From the crown prince to the common people, everyone likes to talk nonsense. "
Albert laughed angrily when he heard this. If these people want to make up lies, don't make them so outrageous. Princess Dodo is only one or two years old?Even if you kill him, you can't believe it.
"Mr. Albert, if you want to find out about this matter, I'm afraid you have to ask the people in the palace." Some subordinates suggested that after all, the people are too far away from the things in the Forbidden City, and they are all hearsay.
The people in the palace are different, they wait by their side all day, so they must know about it, right?
"It seems that this is the only way to go. You two, follow me into the palace in the afternoon." Albert sighed, he still had to take risks.
In the afternoon, Albert brought two of his subordinates into the palace. Albert pretended to be discussing business with Kangxi, while the two subordinates took the opportunity to wander around the palace and inquire about Princess Dodo.
The people in the palace are so smart, even the maids and eunuchs who do rough work know how to keep secrets.
What's more, the story of Albert and others humiliating the Qing Dynasty has already spread, causing everyone to dislike them, so how can they reveal the secret to them?
When the second person was asked, the first person ran to report to Liang Jiugong. Liang Jiugong was furious when he heard the words. He wanted to report to Kangxi, but he was worried that he would startle the snake, so he personally reported it to the prince.
Yinreng had a rest these two days, and was playing mandarin ducks and dream pillows with Yinfeng and Yinzhen. Hearing this, he immediately became angry.
"These foreigners really don't want to die until they reach the Yellow River. Last time, they asked me about Duo Duo's affairs. They also asked about her age and whether she was married. After I said a few words, they dared to inquire about the palace."
Yin Yin sneered: "I know they have no good intentions, brother Prince, we should deal with them properly."
"What's the good idea, big brother?" Yinfeng was overjoyed, he admired his big brother very much now, and it would take big brother's tricks to deal with this group of foreigners.
Yinyi rubbed his chin, and suddenly smiled strangely: "Yes, don't they want to see Princess Dodo? Then bring them here to let them meet, then we will come to the scene of arresting x, and sue them for causing trouble in the palace. How can Ma deal with them!"
"Brother, this is my Yuqing Palace. If you want to do this, can you change the place?" Yinfeng was not happy, and the elder brother was still damaged as usual, but it was a pity that he lost his territory.
Catch the sex scene and cause chaos in the palace. Is it really worthwhile for foreigners to be charged with such crimes?I'm afraid he will go to prison directly, and Albert will also be expelled.
I have to say, this is a good way to get it done once and for all.
"Then change to a palace that no one lives in." Yinbi didn't care about the location, anyway, foreigners don't know the layout of the Forbidden City, let alone where Dodo lives.
"We can go to elder brother's place." Yinfeng thought of a place, elder brother's place is full of elder brothers without princesses, and a sensible person can know what's going on as soon as he hears it, and it won't ruin anyone's reputation.
"Then go to elder brother's office." Yinyi also thought of this, the younger brother of the prince has made progress.
Yinzhen, who had been watching from the sidelines, suddenly asked: "But where can I find Princess Duoduo? If I let the maid play the role, I'm afraid it will ruin my reputation?"
Yinfeng and Yinfeng were thoughtful, and then looked at Yinzhen together.
Yinzhen is only fifteen years old, with red lips and white teeth, he is prettier than many girls, just like a handsome boy.It is very convincing for him to play the role of Princess Duoduo.
Being stared at by the two of them like this, Yinzhen suddenly opened his eyes wide, his whole body got goosebumps, and he ran out hugging the pillow.
"See where you're going." Yin Yin was tall and had long legs, so he blocked the way with two strokes.
Yinfeng also laughed and said: "Fourth brother, you just feel wronged and sacrificed. This is a great thing that benefits the country and the people. After the matter is completed, Khan Ama will definitely praise you for your spirit of going all out, and sister fifteen will also thank you. "
"It's such a good thing, why didn't the elder brother and the second elder brother come by themselves?" Yinzhen was almost pissed off, he shouldn't have come here today!
The eldest brother and the second brother are too scary, they actually want him to dress up as a woman, if this gets out, how will he see people in the future?
Yinfeng patted his chest: "Look at the height and appearance of the eldest brother and the second brother, no matter how you dress up, you can't look like a woman. When the time comes, if you reveal your secrets, won't you put us in?"
"Then you can find a young eunuch..." Yinzhen suggested, there are quite a few fourteen or fifteen year old young eunuchs in this palace.
Yinfeng patted him on the shoulder, moving him with affection and understanding: "Fourth brother, if more people know about this matter, there will be more chances of exposure. You don't want your success to fall by the wayside, do you?"
"How kind is Fifteenth Sister to us? How much benefit has she brought to Da Qing? Your Mandarin Duck Lianmeng Pillow is the best thing Fifteenth Sister has ever given you. You are not even willing to do her such a small favor?"
Yinzhen stopped talking, this pillow of his was indeed the best gift from Fifteenth Sister, the elder brother and the second brother wanted to buy it from Fifteenth Sister several times, but Fifteenth Sister didn't sell it.
If he refuses again today, he will look down on himself.
Isn't it just pretending to be a woman?As long as he can deal with this group of foreigners, so what if he really becomes a woman?
"Okay!" He gritted his teeth, and it was time for him to do something for Da Qing.
Yin Yin said happily: "Fourth brother, you are too nervous. It's not just going up the mountain of swords and going down into the sea of fire to pretend to be a woman. What's the big deal? I think when the elder brother first married your sister-in-law, he also pretended to be a sister to make your sister-in-law happy. .”
Yinzhen and Yinreng stared at Yinfeng incredulously, is what the eldest brother said true?He actually did such a thing?You really can't tell what you look like!
Yinfei coughed awkwardly: "Anyway, it's fine for you to know. If anyone dares to spread the word, let's see how I deal with him."
The two nodded like chickens pecking at rice, but they dared not speak out.
But in this way, Yinzhen's sense of tension and shame has indeed been reduced a lot.
"Then, what should I do?" Yinzhen touched his head and then his chest. There seemed to be many elements to be a woman.
"It's simple, just borrow a wig from the princess, some pearl hairpins, a pair of earrings, a skirt, rouge and gouache, and two steamed buns." The elder brother is very familiar with this matter.
"I'll go right away." Yinfeng was in high spirits, and found the princess himself.
In less than a quarter of an hour, he came back with a lot of things, stuffed them all into a canvas bag, and tied them to the back seat of the bicycle.
The three brothers didn't tell anyone, but Yinfeng took a personal eunuch and went to elder brother's place together.
In the past few days, my elder brothers have had a few days off because of receiving the British embassy, so the elder brother's office is deserted, and there is neither elder brother nor wife.
When we arrived at Yinzhen's room, Yinzhen asked Yinzhen to change his skirt first, so as not to mess up his hairstyle later.
The skirt that Yinreng borrowed was exactly the tutu skirt bought from Duoduo, and Yinzhen was so tired that he changed it in front of the two of them.
As soon as the skirt was put on, Yinfeng and Yinfeng booed with "ohhh", this skirt is very suitable for the fourth brother!
Yinzhen rolled his eyes, his cheeks were flushed, he was ashamed and embarrassed.
"Brother, don't waste time, hurry up and dress up the fourth brother." Yinfeng was worried that Yinzhen would go back on his word, so he didn't dare to tease him again, so he urged Yinzhen to come.
"Okay, I'm familiar with this." Yinzhen immediately pushed Yinzhen on the stool in front of the vanity mirror, and then began to comb his hair. Seeing the familiar look, he probably helped Dafujin many times.
Yinfeng was a little guilty, he had never dressed the princess before, and he always felt that it was not the work of a man.
I think this matter, you can also try it.
Yinzhen combed all Yinzhen's hair and fixed it on the top of his head with hairpins, so as to cover the bald head in front, and then put on a wig and pearl hairpins, and a noble lady's hairstyle was born .
Both Yinreng and Yinzhen lamented their amazing skills, and the elder brother is too good.
"Do you like it? Big brother will get you one too?" Yin Rong was still in a good mood, and joked with Yin Rong.
"No need, big brother, you should put rouge and powder on the fourth brother." Yinfeng was so scared that he took several steps back, he didn't want to pretend to be a woman!
Yinzhen sat there unrequitedly, letting Yinzhen smear his face.
In less than a quarter of an hour, Yinzhen finished all the decorations for Yinzhen, including earrings, bracelets and chest.
Standing there, Yinzhen looked like an eye-catching and lovely girl, and both Yinreng and Yinzhen looked amazed.
"If I didn't dress it up with my own hands, I wouldn't believe this is the fourth younger brother." Yin Yin sighed in admiration, never expecting that the fourth younger brother would look so good dressed as a girl.
With a cold face, Yinzhen couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Brother and Brother, have you forgotten the business?"
"I've never forgotten, I've asked Xiao Yuanzi to pass on the news, and the two foreigners will be attracted here soon." Yinfeng hid his smile and couldn't make fun of it anymore, otherwise the fourth brother would really get angry.
He asked Yinzhen to sit on the bed, while Yinzhen packed up the rouge and gouache so as not to reveal his secrets.
After finishing everything, Yinfeng urged again: "Fourth brother, it's up to you later, you can't lose the chain, success or failure depends on it!"
Yinzhen became nervous again after hearing what he said. It was his first time doing this kind of thing and he had no experience. What if he really screwed up?
"Don't worry, the brothers are here to accompany you, we will play it by ear." It was still Yin Yin who comforted me.
Yinzhen nodded, it's because the elder brother knows more about these crooked ways.
"His Royal Highness, eldest brother, they are here." Hearing Xiao Yuanzi hurried in to report, the excitement in his tone could not be concealed.
"Okay! Brother Prince, it's our turn to play, let's go." Yin Rong was stunned, and he and Yin Rong walked out of the room quickly, pretending to have just met in the yard.
Not long after, I noticed that the two Englishmen were approaching sneakily, so I deliberately raised my voice.
"What a coincidence, big brother, you also came to visit sister Dodo?"
"Yes, brother Prince, I heard that sister Dodo is in a good mood today. I'm here to try my luck and see if sister Dodo can give me something nice."
The two talked about "Sister Dodo", for fear that the British would not understand.
The two Englishmen hiding in the bushes can speak poor Chinese. When they heard the word "Princess Duo Duo", their eyes lit up. This time they really found the right place!
Albert and the others were shocked when they saw the pavement on that half of the street. It was too spectacular!
Entering through the gate, the maids standing on both sides will say "Welcome" with a sweet smile, which is really pleasant to hear.
Seeing that they looked like they had never seen the world, Yinfeng laughed secretly, and he knew that Duoduo Mall would definitely shock these foreigners into speechlessness.
Entering the mall, Albert and the others were even more shocked, their eyes widened.
I saw rows and rows of shelves filled with all kinds of weird and weird items, and I couldn't see the end at a glance.
There is an endless stream of guests, men, women, old and young, all with smiles on their faces.Even if you don't choose things, you will happily walk around and look around, as if treating this place as an amusement park.
"Oh, what is this? Why are so many people buying it?" Albert squeezed into the crowd, picked up a khaki-yellow thing, put it on his nose and sniffed it, there was a faint fragrance.
"This is soap, which is used for washing clothes." Yin Reng said casually, and the interpreter immediately translated it.
The method of making soap is not difficult. Daqing himself has already researched it. When the technology is mature, there will be no need to buy from the future world.
Albert suddenly realized, praised a few words, and picked up another bottle with soft hair printed on it.
"Oh my god, this thing looks amazing, what material is the bottle made of? It's amazing that you squeeze the contents and it comes out."
"This is shampoo. Mr. Albert, please don't squeeze it. If you do this, no one will buy it." Yin Reng's face was dark. Seeing Albert squeezed a big lump of shampoo in his hand, he carefully After studying, I was speechless.
"I'll buy it, I'll buy it." Albert smiled awkwardly, and the maid next to him immediately delivered a basket upon hearing this. Albert threw the shampoo into the basket and asked his subordinates to carry it.
"Oh what is this?"
"This is toothpaste for brushing your teeth."
"I buy it, I buy it."
"Oh, this seems to be for food. The bag is well made, and it seems to be vacuum inside."
"Oh, is this beef jerky? I have to buy it and try it. And this one, it's small dried fish, I don't know how it tastes... What is this? No matter, buy some and try it first."
Albert couldn't stop buying whatever he saw. In less than 3 minutes, one basket was full, and the maid delivered another empty one.
3 minutes passed and it was full again; 3 minutes passed and it was full again...
Yinfeng sneered, don't think he doesn't know what Albert's idea is, he must want to buy it back and study it carefully so that the UK can manufacture the same thing.
It's a pity that Albert probably couldn't think of breaking his head. These things will be brought by Dodo from the future world, and it is not easy to research them.
Just on the first floor, a group of people walked around for more than half an hour, and finally packed more than a dozen baskets, even Albert himself carried one.
Albert left one person to check out, and led the others happily to the second floor.When I saw the items on the second floor, my eyes lit up again. It was completely different from the first floor. As for the price, I didn't care at all.
When he saw the baby bottle Lego and other things, Albert was stunned. These were the things that shocked the British Parliament more than a month ago, and there was a thing called a calculator.
Now that he saw it being sold on the shelf with his own eyes, he excitedly took several of them in a row. He absolutely did not believe that Qing Dynasty made these things himself.
"His Royal Highness, do you know where these things come from?" Albert asked straight to the point, playing with a children's toy in one hand.
Yinreng had one hand behind his back, expressionless face, he was given a good command by his elder brother yesterday, and he also learned to be shameless... No, he also learned to be arrogant and perfunctory.
"Mr. Albert, it is not a gentleman's job to inquire about the secrets of my Qing Dynasty at will."
Albert blushed. He was a very arrogant gentleman, and he didn't like to hear such words, but these secrets made him curious. This time, he came to Daqing to explore the secrets.
After shopping on the second floor for nearly half an hour, Albert bought seven or eight baskets of items, left one of his subordinates to check out, and took the rest to the third floor.
There are relatively fewer items on the third floor, but they are all relatively large. Bicycles, spinning machines, looms, etc. alone occupy half of the space.
Albert took a deep breath, the things on the third floor were what he wanted to know the most, especially these types of machines, he knew the value of them too well.
"His Royal Highness, can you buy things on the third floor at will?" Albert was eager to move. If these machines can be bought back to the UK, British scientists will definitely be able to research the principle and make them by themselves.
Yinfeng replied: "Except for these few items, you can buy the rest at will."
He pointed to several large items such as bicycles and looms, and Albert's face suddenly collapsed.
"Khan Ama explained that these things are only sold to the subjects of the Qing Dynasty, and will be given to friendly neighbors to express friendship, and neither sold nor given to unfriendly neighbors."
Albert was very happy when he heard the first half of the sentence, thinking that he could get it for free, but he was furious when he heard the last sentence. Is the Crown Prince of the Qing Dynasty insinuating that Britain is not friendly enough?
Yinfeng didn't bother to pay attention to what he thought, and took him around the area of calculators, game consoles, electric fans and so on.These can be purchased at will, and Albert bought several of each.
In the end, when he saw the beautiful long dresses, Albert couldn't take his eyes off at all, and actually bought one of each style to wear for the honorable King Mary and his wife.
After shopping and checking out, Albert was a little dumbfounded. It was really scary to spend more than 3 taels of silver for a shopping mall.However, these money can be reimbursed by the parliament, so he took advantage of this calculation.
This also made him realize how profitable Dodo Mall is, and how rich the Qing Dynasty is!
Next, it is time to inquire about this princess Duo Duo!
As a result, this matter made them encounter difficulties. They were not familiar with Daqing's place of life, and they didn't understand the language. It was really not easy to inquire about a person.
Some of the missionaries had a rough knowledge of Chinese, and they had to make guesses when talking to people, and the people of the Qing Dynasty were very wary of them, and they shook their heads when they asked about Princess Duoduo.
But they didn't dare to go to the translation officials of the Qing Dynasty with great fanfare, so they could only do it secretly.
The hard work paid off, and after two days of inquiring, they really found something useful.
It is said that on the opening day of Duoduo Shopping Mall, the Emperor of Qing came over in person and took a one or two-year-old girl by his hand. The girl seemed to be a princess, and it was probably the legendary Princess Duoduo.
As for why we can't be sure, it's because the name of the royal princess is a secret, and only people who are very close know it, and outsiders always call it a few princesses, or title them.
"Ridiculous, Princess Dodo is a smart, beautiful and generous girl at first glance, how could she be a one or two-year-old child? I think the Qing Dynasty is really crooked. From the crown prince to the common people, everyone likes to talk nonsense. "
Albert laughed angrily when he heard this. If these people want to make up lies, don't make them so outrageous. Princess Dodo is only one or two years old?Even if you kill him, you can't believe it.
"Mr. Albert, if you want to find out about this matter, I'm afraid you have to ask the people in the palace." Some subordinates suggested that after all, the people are too far away from the things in the Forbidden City, and they are all hearsay.
The people in the palace are different, they wait by their side all day, so they must know about it, right?
"It seems that this is the only way to go. You two, follow me into the palace in the afternoon." Albert sighed, he still had to take risks.
In the afternoon, Albert brought two of his subordinates into the palace. Albert pretended to be discussing business with Kangxi, while the two subordinates took the opportunity to wander around the palace and inquire about Princess Dodo.
The people in the palace are so smart, even the maids and eunuchs who do rough work know how to keep secrets.
What's more, the story of Albert and others humiliating the Qing Dynasty has already spread, causing everyone to dislike them, so how can they reveal the secret to them?
When the second person was asked, the first person ran to report to Liang Jiugong. Liang Jiugong was furious when he heard the words. He wanted to report to Kangxi, but he was worried that he would startle the snake, so he personally reported it to the prince.
Yinreng had a rest these two days, and was playing mandarin ducks and dream pillows with Yinfeng and Yinzhen. Hearing this, he immediately became angry.
"These foreigners really don't want to die until they reach the Yellow River. Last time, they asked me about Duo Duo's affairs. They also asked about her age and whether she was married. After I said a few words, they dared to inquire about the palace."
Yin Yin sneered: "I know they have no good intentions, brother Prince, we should deal with them properly."
"What's the good idea, big brother?" Yinfeng was overjoyed, he admired his big brother very much now, and it would take big brother's tricks to deal with this group of foreigners.
Yinyi rubbed his chin, and suddenly smiled strangely: "Yes, don't they want to see Princess Dodo? Then bring them here to let them meet, then we will come to the scene of arresting x, and sue them for causing trouble in the palace. How can Ma deal with them!"
"Brother, this is my Yuqing Palace. If you want to do this, can you change the place?" Yinfeng was not happy, and the elder brother was still damaged as usual, but it was a pity that he lost his territory.
Catch the sex scene and cause chaos in the palace. Is it really worthwhile for foreigners to be charged with such crimes?I'm afraid he will go to prison directly, and Albert will also be expelled.
I have to say, this is a good way to get it done once and for all.
"Then change to a palace that no one lives in." Yinbi didn't care about the location, anyway, foreigners don't know the layout of the Forbidden City, let alone where Dodo lives.
"We can go to elder brother's place." Yinfeng thought of a place, elder brother's place is full of elder brothers without princesses, and a sensible person can know what's going on as soon as he hears it, and it won't ruin anyone's reputation.
"Then go to elder brother's office." Yinyi also thought of this, the younger brother of the prince has made progress.
Yinzhen, who had been watching from the sidelines, suddenly asked: "But where can I find Princess Duoduo? If I let the maid play the role, I'm afraid it will ruin my reputation?"
Yinfeng and Yinfeng were thoughtful, and then looked at Yinzhen together.
Yinzhen is only fifteen years old, with red lips and white teeth, he is prettier than many girls, just like a handsome boy.It is very convincing for him to play the role of Princess Duoduo.
Being stared at by the two of them like this, Yinzhen suddenly opened his eyes wide, his whole body got goosebumps, and he ran out hugging the pillow.
"See where you're going." Yin Yin was tall and had long legs, so he blocked the way with two strokes.
Yinfeng also laughed and said: "Fourth brother, you just feel wronged and sacrificed. This is a great thing that benefits the country and the people. After the matter is completed, Khan Ama will definitely praise you for your spirit of going all out, and sister fifteen will also thank you. "
"It's such a good thing, why didn't the elder brother and the second elder brother come by themselves?" Yinzhen was almost pissed off, he shouldn't have come here today!
The eldest brother and the second brother are too scary, they actually want him to dress up as a woman, if this gets out, how will he see people in the future?
Yinfeng patted his chest: "Look at the height and appearance of the eldest brother and the second brother, no matter how you dress up, you can't look like a woman. When the time comes, if you reveal your secrets, won't you put us in?"
"Then you can find a young eunuch..." Yinzhen suggested, there are quite a few fourteen or fifteen year old young eunuchs in this palace.
Yinfeng patted him on the shoulder, moving him with affection and understanding: "Fourth brother, if more people know about this matter, there will be more chances of exposure. You don't want your success to fall by the wayside, do you?"
"How kind is Fifteenth Sister to us? How much benefit has she brought to Da Qing? Your Mandarin Duck Lianmeng Pillow is the best thing Fifteenth Sister has ever given you. You are not even willing to do her such a small favor?"
Yinzhen stopped talking, this pillow of his was indeed the best gift from Fifteenth Sister, the elder brother and the second brother wanted to buy it from Fifteenth Sister several times, but Fifteenth Sister didn't sell it.
If he refuses again today, he will look down on himself.
Isn't it just pretending to be a woman?As long as he can deal with this group of foreigners, so what if he really becomes a woman?
"Okay!" He gritted his teeth, and it was time for him to do something for Da Qing.
Yin Yin said happily: "Fourth brother, you are too nervous. It's not just going up the mountain of swords and going down into the sea of fire to pretend to be a woman. What's the big deal? I think when the elder brother first married your sister-in-law, he also pretended to be a sister to make your sister-in-law happy. .”
Yinzhen and Yinreng stared at Yinfeng incredulously, is what the eldest brother said true?He actually did such a thing?You really can't tell what you look like!
Yinfei coughed awkwardly: "Anyway, it's fine for you to know. If anyone dares to spread the word, let's see how I deal with him."
The two nodded like chickens pecking at rice, but they dared not speak out.
But in this way, Yinzhen's sense of tension and shame has indeed been reduced a lot.
"Then, what should I do?" Yinzhen touched his head and then his chest. There seemed to be many elements to be a woman.
"It's simple, just borrow a wig from the princess, some pearl hairpins, a pair of earrings, a skirt, rouge and gouache, and two steamed buns." The elder brother is very familiar with this matter.
"I'll go right away." Yinfeng was in high spirits, and found the princess himself.
In less than a quarter of an hour, he came back with a lot of things, stuffed them all into a canvas bag, and tied them to the back seat of the bicycle.
The three brothers didn't tell anyone, but Yinfeng took a personal eunuch and went to elder brother's place together.
In the past few days, my elder brothers have had a few days off because of receiving the British embassy, so the elder brother's office is deserted, and there is neither elder brother nor wife.
When we arrived at Yinzhen's room, Yinzhen asked Yinzhen to change his skirt first, so as not to mess up his hairstyle later.
The skirt that Yinreng borrowed was exactly the tutu skirt bought from Duoduo, and Yinzhen was so tired that he changed it in front of the two of them.
As soon as the skirt was put on, Yinfeng and Yinfeng booed with "ohhh", this skirt is very suitable for the fourth brother!
Yinzhen rolled his eyes, his cheeks were flushed, he was ashamed and embarrassed.
"Brother, don't waste time, hurry up and dress up the fourth brother." Yinfeng was worried that Yinzhen would go back on his word, so he didn't dare to tease him again, so he urged Yinzhen to come.
"Okay, I'm familiar with this." Yinzhen immediately pushed Yinzhen on the stool in front of the vanity mirror, and then began to comb his hair. Seeing the familiar look, he probably helped Dafujin many times.
Yinfeng was a little guilty, he had never dressed the princess before, and he always felt that it was not the work of a man.
I think this matter, you can also try it.
Yinzhen combed all Yinzhen's hair and fixed it on the top of his head with hairpins, so as to cover the bald head in front, and then put on a wig and pearl hairpins, and a noble lady's hairstyle was born .
Both Yinreng and Yinzhen lamented their amazing skills, and the elder brother is too good.
"Do you like it? Big brother will get you one too?" Yin Rong was still in a good mood, and joked with Yin Rong.
"No need, big brother, you should put rouge and powder on the fourth brother." Yinfeng was so scared that he took several steps back, he didn't want to pretend to be a woman!
Yinzhen sat there unrequitedly, letting Yinzhen smear his face.
In less than a quarter of an hour, Yinzhen finished all the decorations for Yinzhen, including earrings, bracelets and chest.
Standing there, Yinzhen looked like an eye-catching and lovely girl, and both Yinreng and Yinzhen looked amazed.
"If I didn't dress it up with my own hands, I wouldn't believe this is the fourth younger brother." Yin Yin sighed in admiration, never expecting that the fourth younger brother would look so good dressed as a girl.
With a cold face, Yinzhen couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Brother and Brother, have you forgotten the business?"
"I've never forgotten, I've asked Xiao Yuanzi to pass on the news, and the two foreigners will be attracted here soon." Yinfeng hid his smile and couldn't make fun of it anymore, otherwise the fourth brother would really get angry.
He asked Yinzhen to sit on the bed, while Yinzhen packed up the rouge and gouache so as not to reveal his secrets.
After finishing everything, Yinfeng urged again: "Fourth brother, it's up to you later, you can't lose the chain, success or failure depends on it!"
Yinzhen became nervous again after hearing what he said. It was his first time doing this kind of thing and he had no experience. What if he really screwed up?
"Don't worry, the brothers are here to accompany you, we will play it by ear." It was still Yin Yin who comforted me.
Yinzhen nodded, it's because the elder brother knows more about these crooked ways.
"His Royal Highness, eldest brother, they are here." Hearing Xiao Yuanzi hurried in to report, the excitement in his tone could not be concealed.
"Okay! Brother Prince, it's our turn to play, let's go." Yin Rong was stunned, and he and Yin Rong walked out of the room quickly, pretending to have just met in the yard.
Not long after, I noticed that the two Englishmen were approaching sneakily, so I deliberately raised my voice.
"What a coincidence, big brother, you also came to visit sister Dodo?"
"Yes, brother Prince, I heard that sister Dodo is in a good mood today. I'm here to try my luck and see if sister Dodo can give me something nice."
The two talked about "Sister Dodo", for fear that the British would not understand.
The two Englishmen hiding in the bushes can speak poor Chinese. When they heard the word "Princess Duo Duo", their eyes lit up. This time they really found the right place!
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