two fools

Not only roast chicken, but also potatoes, pancakes and white flour steamed buns.The idiot looked straight, poked the steamed bun with his hand, and said in surprise: "The white noodles..."

The second idiot also squatted down to look at it, and couldn't move his eyes when he saw it.The fool regretted a little: "Why don't Brother Er Gou come and let him hit me next time."

"Hit me twice to have so many things to eat."

The idiot couldn't even turn his eyes away, and he looked like he had fallen into the burnt chicken eye.The second idiot shook his head, threw the roast chicken out of his head, and said resolutely: "No, a man stands upright and will never be insulted by others."

"What is a real man?"

"……I do not know either."

"But anyway, I just can't let Li Ergou bully you again."

Tears welled up in the idiot's eyes: "Second idiot, you are so kind."

Tossing and turning is just two words of praise, but the second idiot is very useful. The two of them sat on the spot and peeled a potato to eat, and they ate happily.

At night, the two of them slept together in the broken grass again, and the second idiot leaned on the idiot, only to feel that tonight seemed to be colder than yesterday.

He asked: "Fool, do you think it's going to be colder today?"

"It seems to be a little bit."

He was a little worried: "Is winter coming?"

"Come on."

"Then what should we do when we are cold?"

The idiot thought for a while, then stepped forward, hugged him and said, "Then why don't we just hug each other?"

The second idiot nodded, stretched out his arms to hug the idiot, and said with a smile: "yes, it won't be cold when we are together."

"You are so smart, idiot."

"It still has to be me."

The two slept comfortably, and when the next day dawned, the second idiot waited for the idiot to wake up, and said to him, "idiot, let's go to the city today."

The fool rubbed his eyes and said, "Go ahead."

The second fool nodded: "I'm going, I thought of a good way to earn steamed buns!"

The idiot came to his senses: "What can I do?"

The second fool showed off, saying: "You will find out when you come with me."

He took out two potatoes from yesterday's cloth bag, and he and the fool ate them one by one.He gnawed on the potatoes and thought, now that he has offended Li Ergou, he won't bring things over, so he has to save some of these things, at least until he earns new buns.

After eating the steamed buns, the two walked on the way into the city.When they entered the city, the second idiot led the idiot to the shady field and saw the beggar there.

The second fool stepped forward, took out a bun from his arms, and patted the man.

The beggar woke up from his dream, and before he opened his eyes, his mouth started to move.

"Take a look, take a look, here is a poor beggar! Hello, auntie, take pity on me, a poor man, give me a steamed bun, give me some soup, I wish you a long life and good health..."

The second idiot waited quietly for him to finish speaking, and the beggar opened his eyes when he finished speaking. When he saw it was the second idiot, he said angrily, "Why are you?"

The second fool turned the steamed bun in front of his eyes, and the beggar's eyes fixed on the steamed bun immediately, following the second fool's hand.

The second idiot put away the steamed bun after turning it around, and said, "I can give you this steamed bun, but tell me, how can I make money apart from you and me."

When the beggar saw that he took the steamed bun back and said something like this, his eyes widened suspiciously: "God, you are so stupid."

The second idiot didn't understand the meaning of his words, and he didn't want to understand. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he turned around and left.

The beggar hurriedly stopped him, and said anxiously, "I'll say it."

The second fool turned to look at him, and the beggar said: "Go to the south of the city, there is a place for juggling, and they make more money than us here."

The second idiot got the information he wanted, so he took out the steamed bun from his arms and threw it at him.

The beggar caught it in a hurry, stared at the steamed bun and let out a smirk, took a bite and chewed and chewed in his mouth, and just when he was about to swallow it, he felt something wrong.

"Isn't this kid taking revenge on me for throwing money at him?"

Damn, are fools so smart these days?

The second idiot didn't know what the beggar thought, so he took the idiot to the south of the city, and he saw the juggling troupe that the beggar said.

He led the idiot, squeezed away the people around the first sideshow troupe, and stood in to watch.Only then did I realize that there was only one person inside the crowd.

The man held a black thing in his hand and said with a smile: "Good people, this is the carbon that was just dug this year. I am here to eat a piece of carbon. If you think it is good, please give me a reward."

He pointed to the wooden board next to him, on which his name was engraved.

"Remember to follow me, I will show you eating sticks next time."

After speaking, the man held the carbon and ate it, taking a black mouthful.The two idiots both gasped, but the people around shouted hello, throwing copper coins on him with crackling noises.

The second idiot dragged the idiot out and said: "This is not good, what are you eating?"

The idiot was startled and said, "It's so scary."

So the two walked to another juggling stand, pushed through the crowd and stood in, only to see one person sitting inside, surrounded by three pots of steamed stuffed buns.

"Today I'll show you how to eat steamed stuffed buns. I'll eat all of them. Please remember me and give me a round of praise!"

After finishing speaking, he started to eat. Fist-sized buns were not a problem in his mouth. One after another, people around shouted hello and threw rewards into them one after another.

The two squeezed out, and the second idiot said, "It's so scary."

The fool said: "It's even more terrifying."

So they squeezed into the third house, which had fewer people.I saw a person sitting in the center, with paste on the left and a lantern on the right. "

"Today I'm going to teach you how to paste lanterns. First, you need to prepare a pot of paste, and then brush the paste in the direction of the lantern, like this..."

The second idiot scratched his head and asked the idiot: "Can you understand?"

The fool shook his head, but the two had no choice but to go out.

After a day of shopping like this, when we returned to the temple at night, the two of us ate two buns each.The steamed buns were all eaten this time, leaving only one roast chicken and two white flour steamed buns.

The second idiot looked at this little thing and worried, it couldn't last for a few days.The idiot went down to the ground after eating and drinking, and patted his side for the second idiot to lie down.

The second idiot lay beside his shoulders, with his arms under his hair, looking sideways at him.

"Fool, I thought about it, why don't we try it."

"Huh? What are you trying to do?"

The second fool said: "Just try the one we looked at last."

The fool's eyes widened, and he quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I can't breathe fire from my mouth."

The second idiot said: "We don't breathe fire, can we act?"

Only then did the idiot relax, and turned around to look at him face to face.

"What is acting?"

"Well... For example, I am Wu Song and you are a tiger. If you want to eat me, I will beat you to the ground."

"But I'm not a tiger."

"So it's acting."

"Oh..." The idiot half-understood and half-understood.

The second idiot got excited: "Let's go to the show tomorrow."

The second idiot has ideas. The two have been together for more than half a year. At first, the idiot took the lead, but gradually they did everything according to what the second idiot said.

The fool himself didn't notice it, he just nodded and said, "Okay."

The second idiot smiled silly, stretched out his arms and hugged him: "Go to sleep."

After waking up, the sun was shining brightly, and when the two of them got up to eat something, the bad news came.

The roast chicken that I have been reluctant to eat has grown hair.

The fool stared at the roast chicken and couldn't move his eyes: "It doesn't matter if it grows hair, you can eat it if it grows hair."

The second idiot slapped his hand reaching for the roast chicken: "No, you will vomit and die if you eat it."

The fool quickly took his hand back, and his eyes were about to burst into tears again.The second idiot hurriedly pulled him to stand up, and coaxed him: "Don't cry, you idiot, today we earn roast chicken and come back."

The fool nodded vigorously, and the two of them also turned out the white flour steamed buns, removed the hairy spots on the top, and ate them one bite at a time.

When the two entered the city, they headed straight to the south, found a place where no one was around, and started acting.On the way here, the second idiot taught the idiot how to act. The idiot nodded. When they reached the place, the two stood opposite each other. There was a shock.

"Hey, you stupid tiger, dare to eat people in front of me today, let's see how I deal with you."

After finishing speaking, it was like Wu Song's upper body, jumping and jumping towards the fool.The idiot was taken aback by the wicker, and when he saw the second idiot rushing over with the wicker, he was so frightened that he ran around.

The two chased after each other, and after a long time of quarreling, the fool was grabbed by the collar.Just as the second idiot was about to raise his fist to greet him, the idiot's earth-shattering cries sounded.

The second idiot was taken aback, and hurriedly pulled the man to sit down, patted and coaxed him.

There were not many people when they performed before, but now when the idiot cries, more people gather to watch.Everyone looked at the two of them together, chattering and laughing, as if they were acting out some funny scene.

"Wu Song comforts the tiger, hahahaha, it's really interesting."

"It's the first time I've seen such a performance. What kind of style is this?"

"Oh, these are two idiots, it's so pitiful for idiots to come out to make money."

All in all, for various reasons, some money was thrown in the open space in front of them.

Crackling money was thrown at them, and one of them hit the idiot's head. The idiot forgot to cry, and reached out to pick it up.

"Second idiot...Look..."

The second idiot murmured: "I see."

"It's money, hahahaha."

The two happily picked it up, and after picking it up around, someone said: "Do it again."

"It's enough to see this kind of thing once."

"Fool, it's okay to play around, it's a copper coin thing."

"Come again, this time I want to watch the tiger fight Wu Song."

The onlookers shouted, and the idiot and the second idiot were surrounded by them, looking at each other.

"Second idiot, they want me to beat you."

The second idiot felt a little depressed for some reason, but he still said: "Then hit me, I have money."

So the two performed the previous part again, but the person who was beaten became the second fool.The two idiots were acting, and the onlookers became more and more excited, and some even fell to the ground laughing.More money was thrown at them, and the idiot took it with great joy. When he picked it up in front of the second idiot, when he looked up, he saw his eyes were red.