two fools

Now is the Taiping period, every family still has some money, and life is not tight, so they can live well as beggars.

The two idiots looked at it for a long time, but they didn't see how difficult it was, so they asked, "Is it that simple?"

The beggar laughed after hearing this: "Simple?"

"It's not easy."

He turned his hat around, stood up and took some mud to wipe his body, and his back, which was originally straight, suddenly bent down.

He put away all the money in the broken bowl, and walked tremblingly towards the side of the road with the empty bowl. The two idiots were stunned by the series of actions.

"It seems... a bit difficult..." said the second idiot.

The fool was downcast, but he was happy again when he saw the money in his hand.

They bought a piece of bread for a copper coin and shared it on the way back.The two lay in the ruined temple for a few days until Li Ergou came.

Li Ergou came quietly every time, for fear that others would see him.When he came, he went to the back of the door, waved at the idiot, and the idiot followed him.

When there were no two fools at the beginning, Li Ergou was in the ruined temple.Now there are two idiots, and Li Ergou was a little jealous of him, so he called him into the broken forest behind the temple.

The idiot followed Li Ergou to Houlinzi, leaving only the second idiot in the temple.Li Ergou had warned him before not to let him follow.The second idiot listened to the words for the first time, but followed secretly the second time.

He crouched behind the rock and saw Li Ergou took out a steamed bun from the bag, the fool happily took it, and then naturally pointed his butt towards him.

But this time Li Ergou stopped him, the fool was still gnawing on the steamed buns, Li Ergou rubbed his hands with a wretched smile.

"Fool, I won't touch your butt this time, let's go to another place."

It doesn't matter to a fool, it's the same everywhere, just nod and say yes.Li Ergou's smile widened, stepped forward and stood opposite him, touched his upper body, and after touching him for a while, he unbuttoned the collar of the fool, and took off his coat.

Only after taking it off did I realize that the fool's clothes had a set of undershirts under them, and the material seemed to be quite good.

He stretched out his hand to twist it, and asked the fool, "Where did you get your clothes?"

The fool shook his head: "I don't know."

Li Ergou was still thinking, the fool Momo had finished eating, and seeing that he hadn't finished, he said, "Are you ready?"

Li Ergou originally thought that the material of the clothes was unusual, and that the idiot might have lost it in some family, so he didn't dare to do it.But listening to the fool's question, after all, prostitution prevails.I laughed at my previous thoughts in my heart.

"This is a fool, what can I say?"

"I've lost it for so long, if I want to find it, I'll find it long ago."

After he finished thinking, he wanted to untie the belt on the fool's clothes.The fool saw that he was not finished yet, and his legs were a little sore, so he said, "Aren't you very fast before?"

After saying this, he noticed that Li Ergou's face turned green and red.

Li Ergou became furious, untied the belt of his jacket, and pushed him against the wall.

"Today, the Lord will show you what ability is."

The idiot was caught off guard and slammed into the wall, knocked his forehead, and burst into tears from the pain.He covered the pain with his hand and cried out, "Ergou."

Ergou ignored him, and then pulled off his pants.The fool felt a gust of cool wind between his crotch, and subconsciously blocked it with his hand.Li Ergou twisted his hand back impatiently, and the fool immediately yelled in pain.

The second idiot hid behind the stone and saw this scene and felt extremely angry. He rushed out without thinking, and pushed Li Ergou who was half off his pants to the side.

Li Ergou fell headlong and lay on the ground humming.

The second idiot went to see the idiot after pushing people away, and the idiot cried until he shed tears.The second idiot became even more angry when he saw this, and shouted at Li Ergou angrily, "You bully!"

Li Ergou stood up from the ground, pulled up his pants, and waved his fist to greet Er Fool in the face.

"Dog! Dare to fall."

But this punch didn't hit Er Fool's face as he wished, only to see Er Fool dodge it when his fist was about to hit him.

Li Ergou tried his best not to stop, and staggered forward.

"I can't cure you idiot!" Li Ergou stood still and searched around.Seeing a long stick, he picked it up, and the idiot pulled the second idiot, crying and shaking his head.

"Ergou, don't hit, don't hit."

Li Ergou pushed him away angrily: "Go away."

The idiot was pushed aside, and the second idiot wanted to run away when he saw Li Ergou coming.However, the stick in Li Ergou's hand was longer, and before he ran away, he asked Li Ergou to hit him firmly on the back with a stick.

Immediately afterwards, more sticks came, and the fool was beaten a few times, and ran around in the yard.After running for a few steps, he tripped and fell to the ground, but immediately covered his head with his arms.

Li Ergou hit him on the back again, and when he hit him the second time, the fool rushed over from nowhere, hugged him, and the second stick fell on him.

This was the most forceful stick, Li Ergou used a lot of force, intending to vent all his anger tonight on him.

After being hit by this blow, the idiot groaned in pain.The second idiot took his arm away from his head and quickly hugged the idiot.

Li Ergou stopped beating, and leaned on the stick to gasp on the ground.He wanted to say some more harsh words, but saw the second idiot who had been beaten all the time, turned his head and looked at him sullenly.

"If you dare to fight again, I will tell you what you did to the fool."

How could there be such a gaze on a fool, with a sullen and poisonous tongue.This was Li Ergou's first thought. After the thought passed, he realized what the second idiot said.

This sentence can be regarded as pinching his life.Although there are masculinity nowadays, there are definitely not many, but he was born in the village. If the villagers know about it, he will be unable to hold his head up for the rest of his life.

Li Ergou felt a little flustered in his heart, but he still had to put on an air of competence on his face.

"If you dare to say it, I'll kill you." After speaking, he threw the stick to the ground and walked out cursing.

The second idiot's tense body finally relaxed. He turned to look at the idiot, only to see that the idiot was still crying while clutching the place where he was beaten, unable to speak.

The second idiot helped him up and cried himself.

"Wooooow...fool...how are you..."

The fool was crying so hard that he couldn't speak, so he just nodded.

The second fool took off his clothes to look at the injury, and saw a big red mark on his back, which was swollen.

The second idiot burst into tears, and said to the idiot: "Idiots don't hurt, I'll blow it off for you."

He took off the idiot's clothes and put it aside, let the idiot lie on his lap, lowered his head and blew on the wound.

The fool was tired from crying for a while, so he lay there and hiccupped.The second idiot kept blowing until his mouth got tired, so he took a rest.

"Fool, does it still hurt?"

The idiot nodded, and the second idiot thought he couldn't blow it, so he should lick it, so he bent down and walked around the wound again.

The fool was tickled by being licked, crying and hiccupping and laughing: "Stop licking, okay... hiccup... it's so itchy."

The second idiot stopped moving, and sat there dejectedly, tears began to fall again, forming a small puddle on the idiot's back.

"Second idiot, why are you crying again?"

The second idiot wiped away his tears, hating iron for being weak and said: "I'm really useless, blowing and licking for you, you still hurt."

After finishing speaking, he hammered himself again: "Why am I so useless, me!"

Seeing that he was beating himself, the fool didn't care about the pain, so he quickly took his hand and said, "Don't beating yourself, I don't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore."

The second fool was sobbing, a little disbelieving: "Really?"

"real!"

The second idiot stopped crying. The idiot sat down beside him and asked him: "Second idiot, do you feel pain?"

The second fool nodded: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts more than last time."

The fool was afraid that something would happen to him, so he hurriedly said, "Then let me blow and lick you too."

The second idiot had more injuries than him, and when he was naked, the idiot would regret saying this a little bit.

The second idiot refused to let go: "Come on."

The fool swallowed, thinking he couldn't be a liar, and said, "I'll come."

The tidal breath slowly passed by the ears, lingered on the back for a while, and then followed the bones to the legs, blowing on the thighs.

The second idiot curled up his legs involuntarily, only feeling that his body was getting hotter and hotter, as if he was being burned by fire.When the idiot finished blowing and stretched out his tongue to lick it, the second idiot hurriedly stopped him.

"Fool, fool, don't blow it up, I'm fine, I don't hurt anymore."

The fool's tongue was still sticking out, but he raised his head when he heard the words, but he didn't stick out his tongue, he bit his tongue and mumbled, "Really?"

The second fool stared at the tip of his pink tongue, slowly nodded and said: "Really..."

The fool put his tongue away and sat up, a little complacent.

"It still has to be me."

The second idiot took the clothes next to him and put them on, grinning his teeth in pain.

The idiot sat on the ground listlessly, and waited for the second idiot to finish the transmission before saying, "Second idiot, won't the second dog be angry?"

As soon as the second idiot heard him, he got angry and said: "If you get angry, you will get angry, whoever told him to beat you."

"But... what about the next momo?"

When the second idiot heard that the bun was also in trouble, but he didn't want the idiot to see Li Ergou again, so he patted his chest and said, "It doesn't matter, I will earn our bun from now on."

He stood against the light, and the fool looked up at him, only to feel that he was wearing a divine light, and his whole body was shining.

"Second idiot, you are so kind!"

The second idiot pulled him up from the ground and said, "Idiot, you are fine too."

The idiot's clothes were still open, he couldn't tie them up, and after tying them up, they became loose.Seeing this, the second idiot had no choice but to tie him himself. He was skilled in his technique, and he tied it for him in a short while.

The idiot admired even more: "Second idiot, you are awesome!"

The second idiot was so praised that he wanted to go to heaven, so he took the jacket and put it on the idiot, tied his buckle and said shyly, "what's the matter, idiot, you are also great."

The two fools giggled, and when they finished laughing, the fools walked aside and picked up the cloth bag Li Ergou brought.

Li Ergou left in such a hurry that he forgot to bring his cloth bag.The fool felt heavy when he picked it up, but when he opened it, he was shocked.

"Second idiot, look, look, there is roast chicken!"