two fools

"Second idiot, why are you crying?"

The fool threw the money in his hand on the ground, reached out to touch his eyes, and wiped his tears.

The second fool shook his head: "I don't know, maybe you are happy?"

The fool laughed: "Yes, a lot of money."

The two of them picked up the money in their pockets and went to sit in the shade.

"Is it possible to buy a lot of roast chicken?"

The second fool nodded: "Of course, I can definitely buy a lot."

The two looked at the money for a while, and looked at each other for a while, smiling cheerfully.Suddenly they heard a shout from the side, and the two turned their heads to look over, and it was the little beggar they saw yesterday.

The little beggar held a broken bowl and a stick, and leaned against the wall looking at the two of them stupidly.

"I heard that there are two idiots performing in the south of the city. I guess it's the two of you. It's really the two of you."

He stepped forward to take a look, and he was surprised that there was a lot of money.

"Okay, you two, this is a lot of money."

"But these people are really strange. They like to watch two fools act."

He took a step forward, sat next to the second idiot, took out a cloth bag from his waist, and said to the second sign: "Idiot, how about selling these five copper coins to you to put money in?"

The second fool stared at his cloth bag, his eyes were calm.The beggar clicked his tongue, knowing that this fool would not be easy to fool, and said again: "This is a money bag, specially for money. See it? There are two ropes on it. Put the money in and tie it to the side."

He bent down and stood up again, saying: "No matter how you move, this money will not fall."

"Such a powerful bag, for the sake of good relationship with you, you only need five copper coins. No one will give you such a cheap price if you miss me."

The beggar's mouth seemed to have been smeared with honey, and he fooled the two fools with a few strokes.The second fool pursed his lips and pushed the clothes forward a little.

The beggar smiled as if he had succeeded, put his hand in and touched a few coins and was about to take them out, but he didn't want to be held back by the second idiot.

"You took one more."

The beggar complained in his heart, thinking that fools know how to count these days.But on the face, he was very calm, and said: "I took you one more to tell you another thing."

He withdrew his arm from the hands of the two fools, and said: "You can't hang this money bag on your waist, it's the way rich people do, you have to carry it in your bosom."

"Otherwise, you two idiots will give others what they earn today."

He raised his head and squinted at them, and said proudly, "Do you understand?"

The two fools nodded together and looked at him with a little worship in their eyes.The beggar straightened his back under such eyes, and continued to act like that.

"Go when you understand."

The two of them didn't move this time, you look at me and I look at you.The beggar knew what they were thinking at a glance, so he said, "That's all the people who came to the city today. You just perform it again. These people will not give you money after watching enough. You have to come back tomorrow morning to perform." .”

After hearing this, the second idiot put the money on his clothes into the purse, just like the beggar said, and put it in his pocket after putting it in.

The two stood up from the shade and walked back happily. On the way, they came across a sesame seed stall and bought two sesame cakes.The beggar also came over and asked for one, which was paid by the second fool.The three of them ate the cakes slowly and walked slowly towards the gate of the city.

While eating the biscuits, the beggar looked at the second idiot, and then at the idiot.He thought in his heart that the second idiot was unusual in opening the way, and there may not be a idiot as shrewd as him.

The beggar touched the idiot with his arm, and the idiot chewed on the cake and looked over. The beggar asked, "How did you meet him?"

The fool said: "He is my younger brother."

The beggar burst out laughing: "Honey?"

"What are you kissing?"

The beggar waved his hand and said with a smile, "That's right, otherwise, how could you two be a perfect match?"

He said again: "Fool, do you think you are more stupid than your brother?"

The second idiot turned his head to look over, the idiot patted his chest and proudly said: "Of course, I'm the big brother!"

After speaking, he and the second idiot giggled happily, and the beggar was speechless for a while, and then didn't talk about this topic again.

Obviously, a real fool has to be like the one next to him.

The three of them strolled to the gate of the city. The beggar sucked his fingers and asked, "Where do you live?"

The fool said: "Our home is in a temple outside."

"Okay, I'll come and play with you guys someday when I'm free."

He waved his sleeves and walked neatly.

On the way, the idiot asked the second idiot, "Do you think he is the third in our family?"

The fool looked a little reluctant: "I don't know."

After a while, he said: "If he wants to be, can you not let him be?"

At this time, Er Fool still didn't know where his subtle possessiveness came from, he just didn't want beggars to join them.

The way back is not far away, it's just right for two people to go, but it's a bit noisy for three people.

The fool thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, just the two of us!"

There was a big smile on Er Fool's face. It was just dawn when they left in the morning, and it was already afternoon.

The two of them were tired all morning, and they fell asleep when they returned to the temple.The second idiot moved closer to the idiot as usual, but as soon as he got closer, he retreated again.

"Fool, what's the smell on you?"

The fool raised his arm and smelled it, and said, "What's the smell?"

The second fool said: "It stinks."

The fool smelled it and insisted that he didn't smell bad.

"Is it your body that stinks?"

The second idiot heard the words and smelled himself again, then nodded and said: "It seems a little bit."

After speaking, he frowned, showing subconscious dislike.

"Fool, let's go take a shower. Have you ever taken a shower?"

The fool shook his head: "No."

"Then let's go wash."

The fool said with some disgust, "I don't want to go."

He yawned loudly, indicating that he was really sleepy.The second idiot saw his reluctance, so he changed the term.

"Then let's go play in the creek."

Hearing this, the idiot really regained his spirits, and lifted up half of his body to look at him.

"Playing with water?"

The second fool nodded, and the fool smiled and said, "I like playing with water."

The second idiot was afraid that the idiot would go back on his word, so he immediately dragged him to the creek.

The two of them took off their clothes in threes and fives, and went to splash in the stream.

The sunlight at this time is mild and not too harsh, and you don’t have to worry about breaking your skin if you soak in the water.The second idiot removed the cloth strips that tied the idiot's hair, let his hair soak in the water, then removed the hair tie himself, and poured water on the idiot.

The two played with each other by splashing water, and leaned on the bank to pay attention after playing for most of the day.

The second idiot rubbed his arms, carefully inside and out, and the idiot followed suit in a decent manner.After washing, my fingers are wrinkled.

The second idiot showed the finger to the idiot, and said: "Idiot, look, my finger is like this."

The fool shook his hand, looked at his own, and said, "Mine too."

The sunlight reflected a layer of ripples on the fool's hands through the stream, and the hands washed by the stream faded from the blackness, revealing their original fair appearance.

The second fool shook his hand, staring at his bony hands with a little surprise.

"Fool, your hands are so pretty."

The fool scratched the palm of his hand and said, "Does it look good?"

The second fool nodded and said, "It's really beautiful."

He looked at himself, not as thin as a fool's, nor as white as a fool's.

He squeezed the knuckles of the fool's fingers, then looked at his own, and suddenly found the difference between the two.

"Fool, look, your hands are smaller than mine."

He spread out his palm to see, it was bigger than the fool's, and could wrap the fool's hand in it.

"And you see, your wrist is smaller than mine, too."

His wrist is the width of a normal adult, but the fool's looks a little malnourished.Comparing the wrists of the two people together, it turns out that the wrists of a fool are pitiful.

The second idiot shook the idiot's wrist, and one hand could easily wrap it around.He let go of the fool's hand, looked down through the clear stream, and said, "Besides, you are smaller than me."

The idiot also looked down, and then looked at the second idiot, and said a little dissatisfied: "Small is small, there is no use there."

Is there nothing else but peeing, the fool hums.

The second fool said: "It seems to be useful."

He had been comparing before, this one was bigger than him and that one was bigger than him, which directly aroused the idiot's dissatisfaction.

He continued to circle with his fingers, measured his own place, then leaned over to measure the place of the second fool.

Circle it with two fingers, put the thing inside, and measure it carefully.

It seems... It is indeed bigger than my own.

The idiot pursed his lips, unconvinced, and went to measure the two balls, put them in his palm and turned them upwards.

It seems... It is indeed bigger than my own.

The idiot squeezed his mouth tightly this time, looked at the eyes of the second idiot full of resentment, and said, "Then what's the use of what you say."

The second idiot was comparing this and that with others just now, but now he is like a boiled duck, silent, his ears are strangely red.

"Stupid...stupid... son..."

He stuttered again: "I... I seem to be... sick..."

"Ah?" The fool was startled, and he didn't care to get angry, so he asked quickly, "Why are you sick?"

The second idiot was also frightened, and panicked: "I don't know, but I feel weird down there."

His body was also very hot, he shook his head, only to feel that not only his body was hot, but his heart was also very dry.

The idiot became even more nervous when he heard this: "Next?"

He lowered his head and pinched it with his fingers, looked left and right, but didn't see any wounds.He was worried and wanted to look at the two testicles again, but suddenly felt that the thing in his hand was heavy.

That thing seems to be a little bigger than before.

The idiot was about to cry, and said, "Second idiot, you are hurt."

"You're swollen down there!"

The second idiot panicked: "But... no one... hit me..."

The fool cried directly: "It's all my fault! I beat you this morning."

The second idiot didn't feel the pain there, he just felt flustered, he couldn't describe this feeling, but seeing the idiot crying into tears, he didn't care about himself and went to comfort him first.

He moved closer, wanting to wipe away his tears, but for some reason, the tall thing below hit the idiot before he did.

It hit the fool's stomach.