Northeast Daxian Class

I saw Bai Che stretched out his right hand, and a white jade-colored quaint bag with a silver string rose from the air, the bag was only the size of a palm.Bai Che reached into his pocket, took out a wooden box the size of a microwave oven and placed it on the automatic mahjong machine, he said, "Use mine, mine is made of colorful mother-of-pearl mother-of-pearl, and the ebony clams of second brother are too big. Delicate, don't yell at things."

The four of them sat in the southeast and northwest seats, took out mahjong and dice from the wooden box, and began to shuffle the cards manually. Xiao Hui made tea for a few people, took the fruit and sat obediently next to Liu Chengshuang.

Boss Hu looked at Xiao Hui after tossing the dice and said, "Xiao Hui, you're already an adult, let's play with you at your house this time."

Xiao Hui quickly waved his hand and said, "I don't know, I'll just watch you guys play."

Bai Che touched a card and said, "How can I not? I've seen it after so many years, and besides, there is no one in our Northeast Daxian class who can't play mahjong."

Huang Shiba echoed: "That's right, that's right, I think your family is afraid of losing, Liu Er Er, your family is the richest, and you are reluctant to give your children practice skills with this little money? Hit!"

Liu Chengshuang turned a card in his hand and said calmly: "It's not that I don't want to part with the money, I'm afraid that you will scream when you lose. The master of cards prefers novices. My Xiaohui is a virgin player who has never been on the table before. The rules are not bad." You can see it clearly, what can you lose to me by then?"

Bai Che sighed and said, "That's right, Xiao Hui has quite a lot of hands, and can draw a treasure for you every time you draw a card. Two cakes."

Huang Laosan yelled: "You're stupid!" Then he said to Liu Chengshuang: "We are not afraid of losing. If we lose to Xiaohui, we will pay his tuition fee for him to enter the society to practice with him. But what is there to lose to you? Lose Do I have to give you money after I gave it to Xiaohui?"

Bai Che whispered: "Isn't his family always like that, the older ones take care of the money."

Hu Yuma said: "Xiaohui is an adult, give the child some freedom, you are too strict."

Xiao Hui hurriedly said: "It's not strict, it's Mr. Liu who raised me. I will spend all the money I earn in the future. You guys, drink some water." The glass was filled again.

Huang Shiba threw Zhang Yaoji and said: "Xiao Hui, you are showing filial piety to your father. You don't want to be like this. In the past, you were young, and Liu Er Er didn't come with you, so I just teased you. I think You've grown up this time, and he's going to do something cruel, so be careful, if you can't do it, run back to the meadow and hide for a while, and we'll call you back when you survive."

Liu Cheng looked at Huang Shiba with a smile in his eyes, Huang Shiba quickly blocked the card, Liu Chengshuang looked back and said: "No one will see your broken card, just don't shoot it. If I play hard, I will kill you." Eat the weasel that destroys the unity of other people's families first."

Bai Che shuddered when he heard that, Huang Shiba hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "I'm talking about a vigorous love affair. The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony. When everything in the world no longer changes, when Guoguo's phone comes out I'm crazy about love. The main meaning is that you two have a good time, do you want me to buy you two a suite in Fengtian?"

Just as Xiao Hui was about to wave his hand and say no, Liu Chengshuang smiled and nodded to Huang Shiba. Huang Shiba knew how much money he won in mahjong today, and it was useless.

Huang Shiba was upset and didn't dare to get angry, and turned around to challenge more dangerous people: "Brother, look at the second brother who has found a partner, and the fourth and fifth have their homes. Preface, for the sake of taking care of your older youth's emotions, I have long been a wanderer in the world of mortals, living among thousands of flowers."

Hu Yu was startled: "Xiao Si also has a date? When did it happen? Who is it?"

"Just that big tiger, how many times has it been here, haven't you noticed?" Huang Shiba replied.

Hu Yu was puzzled and said, "Didn't you work as a purchasing agent with him? Didn't you come to deliver the goods?"

Bai Che finally had a chance to interject and said, "No, big brother, don't listen to third brother's nonsense, Hulev is here to deliver the goods to me."

Second Master Liu said slowly: "The delivery gave me an amber from the extremely cold forest? Xiaosi, if you don't want this kindness, I won't go back."

Bai Che lowered his head and fiddled with the mahjong tiles and said, "Is that second brother, are you hibernating? Hibernating needs to be recuperated, yes, hibernating needs to be recuperated. Xiao Hui, play for me, I'll go to the toilet!" Without stopping, Bai Che ran away in a hurry.

Hu Yu asked Liu Chengshuang: "You saw it too?"

Xiaohui looked at Liu Chengshuang, Liu Chengshuang nodded to him and said, "Let's play." Then he said to Hu Yu, "Can't you see it? Originally, you foxes should know this love and love best, just like the Northeast People know barbecue and stew best, but you seem to be a fake fox from the day I met you. It’s like a Northeast person told me that he would drink soup before meals and never eat sauerkraut.”

Hu Yu snorted and said disdainfully: "The love tricks are all born by foxes. You don't need to learn them, and you don't need to work hard. I put all my focus on cultivation and career, and you said you learned the Book of Changes from the master." Gossip, learn divination and fortune-telling, what am I missing?

I don't think that when this person eats, he doesn't take a sip of wine first.I count him eating barbecue today, and he doesn't even bring some pimple soup.You just talk about business, who of you can catch up with me and work so hard. "

Huang Shiba put up a thumbs up and said to Hu Yu: "That's true, big brother is really a career type, and he hasn't made a single mistake for thousands of years. Then you do the math for yourself? Do you think about where your marriage will go?"

Hu Yu said helplessly: "For marriage, you have to know your date of birth. Who knows when my mother gave birth to me, a fox? If my mother became a fairy, there is still a saying, but it is a fox. I don't know." Where can I ask? Divination and fortune-telling, you have to have a horoscope, and you have to have a time for things. Now God can know when I was born, who can know."

Huang Shiba thought about it and said: "Then God knows, why don't you ask my uncle to ask God? Let my uncle ask Yuelao about your marriage when he goes to the meeting in the heavenly court."

Hu Yu quickly waved his hand and said, "I don't dare to mention this to him. He has been waiting for this matter for a long time. He always wants to introduce me to my cousins ​​in his family. It's not good-looking. It's not for nothing." White, red, not red, black, not black, this man of mixed race is pretty good-looking, and the fox is dazzled by the shaggy hair.

Or he will find me those who are quite old. You said that I am so old. He introduced those who were as old as him to become immortals. This is a big age, and the immortal class is also high. Overwhelm me Not lively yet.I have been in the Northeast these years, although I have not gained much, but the three provinces in the Northeast and Inner Mongolia also respect me, Boss Hu, and I am happy to be with you young people every day.I can't hold back that fairy demeanor and can't hold that noble money. "

"I, I seem to be fooled." Xiao Hui said, Huang Shiba came over to take a look and said, "I'm fooled, push the cards. Come, third brother will give you the money." Xiao Hui played the cards, and happily handed over the money Give it to Liu Chengshuang, and pour tea for the three elder brothers.

While shuffling the cards, Huang Shiba said to Hu Yu, "Brother, you have high requirements. You can't be mixed, you can't be old, you can't be taller than you, you like lively people, you don't like dignified ones. Find a Mary Su who is silly and sweet!"

Liu Chengshuang pushed his glasses and sighed: "It's really hard to find you. There are not many foxes in the first place, unlike our snake mouse and hedgehog. Although foxes are older than our Taoist immortals, they also have the blood of cultivating immortals. There are also Qingqiu, Tushan, and others. There are four branches of Su and Chunhu.

But this gleam of light lasted for a thousand years, and now there is not much left.Originally, there were few births, and Empress Daji was born. Jade-faced foxes have such a bad reputation. Let’s not comment on the true history. Originally, they were furry and cute, but they were not liked by humans. Humans did not hurt you much in the past. The big tail can also be used as a neckerchief when hunting skinners.

Unlike us snakes and pythons, although it looks scary, the white lady is uplifting, raising children for human beings and can also cure diseases and save people. Ordinary human beings dare not offend us for fear of retribution.Moreover, we all live in the deep mountains and old forests, in the ditches and rivers, and it is not easy to come out.

It's good for you foxes, you go to people every day, either to hook up with scholars or emperors, there is no one you don't hook up with.Why?Boss, why don't you hook up with someone. "

Boss Hu became angrier the more he listened: "Second Liu, do you know what you're called? It's called pulling and stepping, stepping on and holding on to one! It's our ancestors who step on and then praise your ancestors. Humans don't dare to offend you, It's because you look scary, and you tremble all over just by looking at it!

We didn't hook up with human beings either, it's because we are so charming, we are rare when we look at them, human beings love to play with me, and we are uniquely favored by human beings.Besides, why are you so bad, knowing that human beings are harming us, you asked me to find a human being.

Why, you asked me to sacrifice earlier to inherit my Hornet Huabei?I will give you the account number now, and I still owe 360, please help me to pay it back. "

Huang Shibayi buckled the card and said: "That's right, boss, you are looking for a human being! Just because of your looks, your waistline, and your slim size, you can find an idol! I will definitely fall in love with you, I think." You can use the terminology in this fandom very well now, and you can know it when you step on it. When the time comes, I will find out the horoscopes of the popular idols, and you can figure out who can become popular and become the best actor, and you can hook up Who! Then you just leave the second-tier red and third-tier red ones to me! Our homestay will not open, we will open a film and television company, and train trainees, all looking for young men!"

Hu Yu looked at Huang Shiba appreciatively and said, "That's a good idea! I even thought about the name of the company, and it's called White Horse Film and Television! Then you will be the leader, leading a group of guys every day, sleeping during the day and going to work at night, how about it?" Is it humanized?"

Huang Shibayi was obedient and said with a smile: "Look, brother, I just said that I have had a mouthful. I am not that kind of person, but I am a pure and pure boy! I haven't had a partner for hundreds of years.

I used to be filial to the granny shaman. The granny shaman originally said that she would ask for a daughter-in-law for me, but she didn’t wait for a daughter-in-law. The granny shaman left with the princess. I was filial, and I made my own decisions for seven more years.

Not long after we left the mountain, the Qing Dynasty was about to run out of strength. From the end of the Qing Dynasty to the Puppet Manchukuo to the Republic of China to the present New China, we have been in a team for so many years. Look at when I have a good relationship.Although I am not as magical as my elder brother and second brother, and not as meticulous as Xiaosi Xiaowu, I still serve mankind sincerely!I have served for so many years, and I also want human service to serve me. "

Xiao Hui was so distracted by the mahjong tiles, Huang Shiba was still whispering in his ear, he didn't understand what he heard, so he said, "Brother San, what service do you need? I'll call you a waiter."

Huang Shibasheng had nothing to love, and lay down on the table as if he had melted.Boss Hu and Second Master Liu looked at Xiao Hui with joy, Second Master Liu pinched Xiao Hui's big ears and said, "We really need to find a young one." Xiao Hui was a little embarrassed because he didn't answer the conversation, Second Master Liu This action made him blush even more.

Hu Yu pulled Huang Shiba up from the table and said, "Get up, keep playing, you didn't hide the card." Huang Shiba twisted more than a snake and replied, "No, no, no, if there is any, can you still say no?" Know!"

Huang Shiba exercised his muscles and bones, and ate two pieces of watermelon to prepare for another round.Second Master Liu asked indifferently: "Boss, you really don't care about humans? How can a fox not like humans?"

Huang Shiba echoed, "That's right, that's right, how cute you are."

Hu Yu shook his head and said: "Don't think about it, these years we have protected these families, some are poor, some are rich, some are officials, some make money, and some are ordinary people. We just watch how they live in the alcove every day, you guys Haven't seen enough?

This human nature is different from us, it is thousands of times stronger than our animal nature, but how many people can realize even half of this divine nature and Buddha nature?When it comes to distributing money, when taking care of the elderly, when getting promoted and getting rich, when someone in the family has been seriously ill for several years, do we still see less?

Even if the one with good intentions helps the world, it's just a hundred years in a hurry, and after a hundred years, I'm left alone, oh, Yihu, this is my first love, and I'll be guarding that person's grave after that?I'm not stupid, I don't want the ending of be, no one reads novels with this kind of ending, it's inhumane, it hurts the liver! "

After hearing this, Huang Shiba slapped his thigh: "Oh, boss! You still figured it out! Why didn't I think of it! This man must die!"

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The author has something to say:

Remember Hu Yu's request, wait for Hu Yu to slap your face!