Northeast Daxian Class

Hu Yu smiled coldly, squinted his slender eyes and looked at Huang Shiba, who seemed to be mentally retarded, and said, "This man has to die. Only after he dies can the grave be repaired. Only after the grave is repaired can Huang Pizi be given the job of guarding the grave. This cremation There are fewer graves, and you have been forgotten too?"

Huang Shiba nodded and said: "Indeed, indeed, I can't forget, I have to go back to Xiaoxing'anling to see my shaman grandma when I have time. The tomb robbery novels have become popular these years, don't dig up my grandma's grave."

Hu Yu looked at the cards, played a card, and then said: "When it comes to people, I would like to say something. We have been resting for a few years. Although the social situation is different now, it is okay to be idle. It’s not a problem. This spell is useless and unfamiliar, and helping humans can also accumulate merit. I think this time I come to Fengtian to find Lao Liu by the way. Although Lao Liu is no longer a horse fairy, he has some contacts after all. Let’s see if there are any If we are acquainted with each other, there is a chance, and we can go out with another person."

Second Master Liu shook his head and said: "It's hard, there are fewer and fewer people who can go out on horseback now. Either they are too old and their physical strength is not good enough. How can young people not go to school and recognize their masters from an early age to learn Taoism and immortality.

In Northeast China, there is no tradition of being a monk or a Taoist priest since childhood, and now there are fewer incidents of strange powers and gods. Fairies, ghosts and gods have to be registered.There are rules for everything in the human world, and they cannot be admitted to key universities for civil servants, for fear of robbing the places of human beings.Huang Laosan, you still want to be a domineering president, and the management bureau also controls the finances. It's not time for us to change money casually. "

Huang Shiba laughed and said: "It's okay, don't we have a family background, and besides, I'm also the overbearing president of our fairy world! I'm still the manager, and I belong to the real power group!"

"I'm fooling around again." Xiao Hui pushed the card again, it was still a double good card.

After Boss Hu gave the money, he stretched his muscles and said, "How many times has this Xiao Hui been screwed? Why hasn't Xiaobai come back yet? Did he fall into the toilet?"

Huang Shiba said cheaply: "I'm sorry, but when you talk about a big tiger, you will tell the little girl. She has a small face, so don't let me mention it."

Hu Yu said: "Then you can't just squat in the toilet, I'll send you a message to ask." Several people sat and drank tea for a while, and discussed for a while the arrangement to find Lao Liu.

"Why haven't you responded to the message yet? I'll send him a message." Hu Yu put the index and middle fingers of his right hand together on the temple, and then said to everyone: "Xiaobai's breath is a bit weak, so send me two messages." The word 'emergency', I detected the location of the toilet at the end of the corridor."

Huang Shiba analyzed seriously: "Toilet, emergency, weak breath. According to the above three points, it should be that there is no paper in the diarrhea! Come on, take two more packs of paper and let's rescue Xiaobai!"

Although Hu Yu and Liu Chengshuang felt that what Huang Shiba said was wrong, they seemed quite reasonable. Xiao Hui didn't even think about it, and walked with everyone to the toilet at the end of the corridor with a large roll of toilet paper.

The toilet in the bathing center is quite luxurious. When you walk in, you will see a marble sink, all kinds of toiletries, hand sanitizer, paper towels, hand towels, neatly folded, Liu Chengshuang said to himself: "There shouldn't be no paper in this bathroom."

A big human brother looked inexplicably at the four people who went to the bathroom together, washed their hands and walked out of the bathroom.With the eldest brother walking out, there was no one else in the bathroom except for a few Daxians.

"Brother, is it you guys?" A faint cry for help came from the cubicle at the end of the bathroom.

With good ears, Xiao Hui was the first to rush to the door of the cubicle and said, "Fourth brother, here is the paper."

Bai Che asked in a breathy tone, "Is there anyone outside?"

Xiao Hui replied: "Yes, we are all here to deliver paper to you."

Bai Che asked again in a softer voice: "Is there anyone outside? Except yours, people, human beings."

Hu Yu walked over and said, "No one, just us, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Che seemed to recover a bit of breath, and said cryingly: "Brother, my hair has grown, long hair. Come in and give me some mana, and I will change back."

Hu Yu said: "Then you come out, there is no one outside, it will take less than a minute."

"Talk to brother if you have something to do. As far as we are in the Northeast, you can always ask me to go anywhere!" A strange man's voice came from the door of the toilet.

Bai Che said anxiously: "Brother, come in, someone is coming!" Hu Yu opened the door of the cubicle and walked in.

Liu Chengshuang patted Xiao Hui to signal him not to move.He gave Huang Shiba another look, Huang Shiba immediately understood, and the two walked towards the door.

At the door was a burly man with a cropped head, a generous head, a two-pound gold chain hanging around his neck, flower arms and tattoos all over his back. He was walking into the toilet while talking on the phone in only sauna suit shorts.

Liu Chengshuang and Huang Shiba walked towards the door, looking the man up and down as they walked.

The man squinted at the two and asked the most soul-stirring question in the entire Northeast: "What are you looking at!"

Huang Shiba and Liu Chengshuang didn't respond domineeringly according to the routine answer: "What are you doing!"

Huang Shiba gave a "tsk" and said, "Brother, where did you get this tattoo? It's not the right way!"

Big brother Fangtou was stunned and asked: "What's the matter? I don't have a blue dragon on the right and a white tiger on the right. Is the white tiger still a fierce tiger going down the mountain? Isn't the tiger going down the mountain fierce? My back is Japanese-style, big koi, I came back from Japan to learn It was tattooed by my master. Do you two understand?"

Liu Chengshuang smiled slightly and said, "Brother, I don't dare to understand, but your back is confusing. The tattoo on your back is a koi carp, which means a carp leaping over a dragon's gate, but your fish head should face On the left, it just jumped out of the dragon gate and turned into a green dragon. Now the fish is headed upwards, so it should be a little bit off, which is a bit like that of transforming into a dragon.

And it's true that the koi is red, but if you want to become a blue dragon, you have to be a blue carp, or you can't become a blue dragon at all.The tail of your fish is also wrong, it is too short to jump up, and the body of the fish is too fat to carry it with the tail.Dude, have you started your business very well recently, but your business has become more and more shrinking, and you are making less and less money. "

Big Brother Fangtou frowned and looked at Liu Chengshuang and said, "It seems that you really mean something when you say that. Hey, I think you also have tattoos. What are your tattoos? Let's take a look."

Liu Chengshuang was wearing a sauna suit, and a few simple lines leaked from the right collarbone, making it hard to see what the pattern was.Liu Chengshuang smiled and took off his sauna clothes. "Hey, buddy, you are such a bull!" Brother Fangtou took a step back instinctively, and Fangtou looked back to see all the patterns on Liu Chengshuang's body.

Liu Chengshuang has a slender waist and back. From the left side of the waist, a coiled giant python is tattooed. The tail of the python is thrown on the left waistline. The heart is close to the head of the giant python. The giant python squinted its eyes, half-open, but bared its drooling fangs and spat out scarlet letters. The golden patterns are so lifelike that you can see the fine scales shining with golden light.Liu Chengshuang glanced at the bathroom and put on his clothes.

Big Brother Fangtou looked at Liu Chengshuang with admiration and said, "Brother, this gold tattoo is the most painful. You've already done it. I admire you. What's your belief? I've never seen anyone tattooed with a big snake. Hey, you guys, stand there!"

Hu Yu, Bai Che and Xiao Hui had just come out of the bathroom when they were stopped by Da Fang's head.Fangtou looked at the three people in front of him. There were two tall ones, and a short one stood in the middle.

Fang put his head in front of the three of them, and said to Bai Che: "What's wrong, brother, someone robbed you?"

Bai Che looked helplessly at Hu Yu and then at Xiao Hui, lowering his head and said weakly, "No, I didn't bring paper with me when I went to the toilet. They brought me some paper."

Hu Yu looked at the generous head in front of him and said, "Have you ever seen someone robbing a bathhouse? Where did you get money for the robbery? Such a big brain pretends to be the water in the pool!"

Dafang's head obviously realized that his IQ was offline, but he said unwillingly to show weakness: "It's not convenient to rob money in the bathhouse, but it's convenient to rob sex. Did you force this little brother to do something?"

Hu Yuqi laughed at his words, pointed to himself and said: "I am used to rob sex like this? It would be good if I don't get robbed by others. Besides, this is my own brother. Can you have some healthy thoughts in your head?" , don’t always wear a gold chain. Once the color of the chain fades, it will dye your brain. Your brain will be full of yellow waste, bang, it will blow up and fry you, dragon, tiger, and big fat fish, together with your The head of the sauce block becomes a seafood stew!"

Dafang's head was obviously a little confused by what was said, Liu Chengshuang hurried over to rescue him and said: "Brother, this is my buddy, our fourth child didn't bring any paper, we came to run on him together, the child was a little embarrassed, and his face was flushed with embarrassment. This brother You are also a kind and warm-hearted person, big brother, you go back first, and I will talk to this brother about the tattoo."

As he spoke, he waved his hand to Hu Yu, then put his arm around Da Fang's shoulder and asked, "Where did you get this carp tattoo?"

Hu Yu returned to the private room cursing, and asked Bai Che anxiously, "Why didn't you reply to the message I sent you?"

Bai Che huddled in the corner of the sofa and said: "As soon as my hair comes out, I get nervous. When I get nervous, I forget to use my phone. I want to send you a message, but there are always people in the toilet, and there are people who pull the door of my room. I'm even more scared, I can't keep up with this mana when I'm afraid, I, I'm scared to death."

"Yo, this tiger isn't afraid, it's afraid of people." Huang Shiba walked into the box and said.

Bai Che looked at Huang Shiba and Hu Yu, with tears rolling in his eyes, but he didn't dare to speak back.Huang Shiba handed a fruit plate to Bai Che and said, "Oh, look at how timid you are, even dropping a needle can make you cry. Eat some fruit, and you'll be safe. That big brother just now was funny enough. Very nosy."

Liu Chengshuang took the tea poured by Xiao Hui and said, "Straight-tempered, isn't that what we people from the Northeast are like. There are more people in this way, and the law and order can be improved. What if it's really a little boy who is being bullied."

Hu Yu breathed out and said: "That's true, Dafang's head is right, I was impulsive just now. It's all thanks to the fourth child, you can just say that you forgot to bring paper to the toilet, a man , What can happen if you forget to bring paper.

Besides, what can you do if you have long hair, the man will be tied up and beaten when he goes to the women's bathroom, and if the woman goes wrong, the man will be ignorant when he comes out, so you take the opportunity to run back, who can see that you are a man The ones are female.Don't you run very fast, you can't catch it when you run to the toilet, and you get caught in the toilet paper no matter how you run back! "

Seeing that he was about to cry, Bai Che said listlessly, "Brother, I was wrong. Isn't it natural for me to be timid? Don't be angry, you already said that I am your younger brother."

Hu Yu looked at the dispirited Bai Che and said, "Hold back! You are not my own brother, you are my own younger brother and sister. You are so timid every day that you are not as good as a good old lady. Hold back and say you are from the Northeast!"

"Okay, okay, big brother, I called McKenzie, you see what you eat, we eat chicken, and then you scold Xiaobai after eating." Huang Shiba hurriedly handed the phone to Hu Yu.Huang Shiba saw that Hu Yu finished ordering a corn cup for Bai Che, ordered ice cream for Liu Chengshuang and Xiao Hui, and helped Xiao Hui put the mahjong tiles into the wooden box.

Sitting on the massage chair, he asked Liu Chengshuang: "Second brother, the tattoo on that generous head just now is really wrong or you are talking nonsense."

Liu Chengshuang said leisurely: "It can't be considered nonsense, there is something wrong with that carp."

Hu Yu said: "I don't think it's right, the tattoo looks like a fat head, or is it a carp when it was tattooed, and this person stretched out because of his fat?"

Liu Chengshuang said thoughtfully: "It's not a big problem for the carp to be fat or thin, but the scales of this carp look like eyes. If I remember correctly, this is the ancient Xinluo secret surgery that was passed to Dongpu. It seems to be a glimpse of the soul." , Dongying is also called Mumulian.”

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