Northeast Daxian Class

"Hey, Xiaobai, I haven't seen you wearing men's clothing for several years. I didn't dare to admit it when you came out out of the blue." Huang Shiba teased Bai Che's hooded sweater.

Bai Che smiled shyly and said, "Aren't we still going to take a bath? I'm wearing women's clothes, and I'm afraid that the uncle who is taking a bath will stop me."

Hu Yu tugged at Bai Che's hair and said, "Then you're a big long-haired guy, you can't do it either. It's easy to cause misunderstandings. You're long, and you're curly."

Bai Che said: "I'll change my hair short at the entrance of the bathhouse first, and I can still maintain my mana for a few hours in the bath. After I come out, I'll go to Gaoli Street alone to wash my hair and make a styling."

There was a rhythmic honking of the car horn, and Liu Chengshuang poked his head out of the Mercedes-Benz G500 and asked, "Why aren't you leaving? Who is in my car?" Xiao Hui ran over and naturally sat in the passenger seat.

Hu Yu said to Huang Shiba: "Don't take my car, the toots are always talking, it's annoying, you go and take the Daben, my car can't hold a weasel."

Without saying a word, Huang Shiba jumped onto Hu Yu's Lexus, urging, "Let's go quickly, it will get dark in a while, and the mountains will be covered by heavy snow, hurry up, hurry up, and don't leave Lao Zhai's chicken rack again." They're all sold out."

Bai Che also climbed into Boss Hu's car, and obediently sat in the back seat, flipping through the shampoo, skin care products, small facial masks, and bath towels in his bath basket, as well as towels, bath towels and foot towels. Make sure to bring disposable face towels, and arrange the scrubs in the order of the size of the particles.

Hu Yu wanted to kick Huang Shiba off, but Liu Chengshuang's car had already left.In line with the principle of caring for nature and small animals, Hu Yu set off with Huang Shiba and Bai Che.

There are eighteen bends along the mountain road. Although the mountains in the northeast are not as steep and steep as those in the south, the road brothers on this mountain have been driving for decades, but because the ice and snow have not completely melted, they are also driving cautiously.I finally arrived at the foot of the mountain. The winter nights in Northeast China always come very early, and the sun is about to set just after four o'clock.The fiery red sunset shone on the white snow, Changbai Mountain became Changhong Mountain, and the fairy world also disappeared in the depths of the mountains, getting farther and farther away from its owners.

Huang Shiba didn't dare to speak all the way, fearing that it would affect Boss Hu's driving, he choked up enough, finally reached the bottom of the mountain and said with a long sigh of relief: "Our hometown is so beautiful, with mountains and rivers, I used to live on the Xiaoxing'anling side If you practice, the snow will melt in May and you will be able to go down the mountain."

Silence, no one answered Huang Shiba's words, Hu Yu pretended not to hear, while Bai Che continued to indulge in the joy of arranging the toiletries.

Huang Shiba insisted that as long as I wasn't embarrassed, it would be someone else who was embarrassed. Besides, I, Huang Shiba, never knew what embarrassment was. I continued to say, "Brother, do you have relatives in Xiaoxing'anling? I remember we just set up a team." When I was here, we had a drink. After drinking, he changed back to his body, a big fox, and even caught up with the wolf. Is that your relative?"

Hu Yu replied: "My uncle, my mother didn't become a fairy, and the fox disappeared when she was a fox. My old uncle cultivated it at my mother's house. The mana is very powerful, and it belongs to the top among our foxes. I just cultivated to be able to transform When a fox has one tail, people have nine tails, and they can be counted in the heaven."

Bai Che echoed in a low voice: "Uncle Fox is really amazing."

Huang Shiba continued to ask: "Then what will the old uncle do now? Whose family can invite the old uncle to be the Baojiaxian, then they can't guarantee an emperor!"

Hu Yu replied: "Who can ask him to move him? Besides, he has long since quit being a Baojiaxian, and has already registered his name in the Heavenly Court. He is an advisor to the Northeast Council. He only comes out when there is something important here. He doesn't want to leave the Northeast alone." , Find a fox, an arctic fox, from Russia. The fox in Russia can’t become a fairy, and he doesn’t know how to cultivate. He is brought to the Northeast, and he teaches Chinese and immortals. He feeds ginseng chickens every day. It’s been several days. It took a hundred years for my old aunt to take shape."

Bai Che asked, "Brother, what is ginseng chicken?"

Huang Shiba hurriedly replied: "It is to feed the chickens with ginseng, ganoderma lucidum, grass jelly, and natural treasures from a young age, and then eat the chickens when they grow up."

Bai Che was puzzled and said, "Then why not feed ginseng and ganoderma directly?"

Hu Yu said: "Foxes don't eat it. No matter how good ginseng is, when a fox is a fox, it doesn't know that it is good. You have to cultivate a human form to eat it as a health product. It's like chicken, no matter how delicious it is, when you are a hedgehog Neither." Bai Che nodded to express his understanding.

Huang Shiba continued to ask Hu Yu: "Brother, what does your old aunt look like now? Is what she cultivated in the Northeast the same as our Northeast people?"

Hu Yu: "That's not true. When I was a Caucasian, I didn't know how to speak a foreign language. When I spoke, I had a bad taste, and my old uncle had the same accent.

But that fox was really beautiful back then, with big white fur, thick and thick, like a felt, I don’t know how it grew, and it also had mandarin duck eyes, one blue and one black, like that Persian cat.It's also quite big, as big as that Samoyed dog.How about my old uncle being able to catch it at a glance, and it will take a lot of effort to cultivate into a fairy. "

Huang Shiba secretly rubbed his mouth and said with a smile: "Oh, the old uncle is really pretty. At that time, he came back because of the good color of his coat. The foreign ones are good, but they are different from ours. They are all big. Tall, long-legged ones have good hair, especially the Russian ones, they are all cold, and their long hairs rub against each other, and they all have thick hairs that don’t fall off, don’t they, Xiaobai?”

Hu Yu didn't know, so he looked at Xiaobai in the rearview mirror, Xiaobai raised his head from a pile of skin care products, and asked in a daze, "Huh?" Then he lowered his head and continued to tidy up his goose-yellow bath basket.

Hu Yu looked at Huang Shiba and said, "Why are you holding back your farts? Weasel will feel bad if he doesn't fart for a while. What do you want to say?"

Seeing that Hu Yu picked up the conversation, Huang Shiba immediately turned the topic on Hu Yu: "Brother, don't you think you've got the hang of it? Don't you also have to find a good-looking hair? After all, your hair can only be seen in autumn and winter." In spring, it looks like a dandelion, but in summer it’s not as good as that shaved rural dog. It’s pretty skinny.”

Hu Yu glanced at him and said, "Hello, it's so yellow, it's like that SpongeBob SquarePants don't want it after washing the dishes, have you ever seen someone who shaves a stupid dog in the countryside? Talking about Xiaobai and talking about my old uncle, I will kick you down as soon as I reach Tieling. I will listen to you chattering there together. You, or hold back your words from now until Fengtian, Or you can turn into a yellow skin and lie on your stomach under the car seat!"

Not to be outdone, Huang Shiba said, "It's not that I can't lie on my stomach. I'm afraid that if you go to the checkpoint, people will say that you poach wild animals. I'm more or less a protected animal. The forest police will arrest you." Hu Yu couldn't be bothered to listen to him, so he glanced away, Huang Shiba used magic to teleport to the back row, closed his mouth and watched Xiao Bai playing with the small bath basket.

Several people have not been to Fengtian, the largest city in Northeast China, for half a year.Fengtian, the largest and most prosperous city in the three northeastern provinces, is more prosperous because it is close to Shanhaiguan and closer to the capital of the motherland than the other two big cities: Spring City and Bing City.Although it can't be compared with the big cities in the developed areas of Huaguo, it still has all the places that it should have. The lights are feasting, the economy is prosperous, and the human beings living here are more leisurely and optimistic because of the low pressure of life.

In the past, several people would come to Fengtian every year before the Chinese New Year to buy new year goods and visit relatives and friends.This year, because of Liu Erye’s accidental hibernation, several people have been taking turns staying on the mountain. If they can’t go down the mountain, they can’t go down the mountain. If they can, they can shop online.

When a few people entered the city, they first went to the big shopping malls to check out the new spring models, such as donkey shoes, bags carved from donkeys, gold and silver jewels, big crowns, and diamond watches that got stuck.In short, it is what is expensive to buy, what is exaggerated to choose, which fully shows the arrogance of the Northeast Daxian who is not short of money.

If you buy a watch, you have to eat a barbecue. Although there is no garlic picker, everyone who has a big gold chain with a diamond watch must clean up the small barbecue.

Eating barbecue is extremely dangerous for Hu Boss and Huang Shiba. However, they have traveled the rivers and lakes for many years and have seen a lot across the black land. They have adopted a consistent strategy. Twenty chicken racks and one hundred chicken wings are divided into five The family finished eating.

But it is very easy to arouse the suspicion of human beings. After all, the favorite of the real big brother in the Northeast is kidneys, oily edges, big green sticks with meat tendons in the box, and at most, some peanuts, edamame, and cucumbers.

Chicken, as a side dish that can’t be served on the menu in the Northeast, if you order too much, the chef and waiter will misunderstand that the big brother is not enough, thinking it is a few big sisters who have just cut their husbands or just scolded their wives My aunt came to a girlfriends party.Barbecue, as an important cuisine in Northeast China, not to mention divided into five, even if it is divided into five thousand, it will not be the same.

After drinking and eating, I started to take a bath.Several people went into the high-end bath with an average consumption of 399 Hua Guoyuan, washing, scrubbing, steaming and soaking.Various foot spas, cupping and pat sha.After a while of operation, everyone was as light as a swallow and returned to the fairy class.

The five reunited in the separate mahjong room of the large public bath in the early hours of the morning.Get ready to start an authentic northeast court mahjong game.Liu Erye and Bai Xiaosi, who used to be errands in the Qing court, although their official ranks were not high, they both made contributions to saving the royal relatives and relatives. They each had a pair of mahjong tiles bestowed by the royal family.

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