[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

(twelve)

Ever seen a cat fight?

The two cats squatted not far away, trying their best to keep their bodies tense and elegant, but also staring at the opposite kind, with their ears pricked up or in the shape of airplane ears, and they uttered unkind "meow, woo, woo" to each other. Wow--" a super-loud cry.

Hmm... It looks very much like the Zaike creatures who are smiling "friendly" at each other downstairs at the moment.

The same height, almost indistinguishable disheveled hairstyle and handsome face, even the camel-colored windbreaker they are wearing is the same style, even the bolo tie decorated with sapphires on the placket is the same as before. Passers-by on the side of the road pass by. I couldn't help but guess in my heart which family's twins these two handsome young men were, they were so beloved by heaven.

However, the "twins" actually look down on each other and hate each other.

【Osamu Dazai】Already in the mood to wake up after being woken up by a series of fatal calls—it is sad to think about it. He tried his best to arrange the large-scale "Dead Apple" stage scene, except for the purpose of preventing the detective agency from taking the lead with Dosev Sky is right, besides solving the big trouble of [Shibusawa Tatsuhiko’s Undead] once and for all, the rest of my selfishness is to hope that [Nakahara Chuya] can continue to cooperate with his plan and respond to him. trust.

He succeeded, although he was punched by [Chuya] in a "dirty" state so that the corners of his mouth are still blue today, but the little slug's trust and response are the best rewards for [Dazai Osamu], which cannot be stopped The smiling kind—even though the two are no longer part of the same organization, they are special to each other.[Osamu Dazai] who had such an idea originally planned to have a good talk with [Chuya Nakahara] after the incident was completely resolved. The place, of course, would be the bed in the residence of the other party~

However, this beautiful idea was also disrupted by the female Nakahara who came out of the white mist. There is no doubt that in front of himself in another world, the priority of [Dazai Osamu] himself needs to be set aside a little bit, even if he wears a limited edition In a white suit, even if he looks terribly handsome——this is [Nakahara Chuya]'s deepest thought that is not known to outsiders.

Therefore, [Osamu Dazai] could only keep a perfect smile and watch the two Chuya who also existed as if they were twins leave side by side. One can imagine the degree of depression in the bottom of my heart, but I can’t get angry. After all, it is Chuya, no matter which world it is from →_→

But not being angry with someone from another world doesn’t mean that [Osamu Dazai] should have a good face on himself in another world, especially this one, who hugs his partner back, and the other half is still pregnant with Liujia, a winner in life Old Rabbit Zaizhi.

"The efficiency is not low. For a few hours, I almost thought that Zhong would stay here for a long time." [Osamu Dazai] praised the other party in a sincere tone, but in fact, he was eccentric, implying that if the other party couldn't see his wife, it would be okay. It’s better to let people go to a more suitable place ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Osamu Dazai, who is also a Zaike creature, can understand the yin and yang strangeness in his words. A half-smile is not a smile, and his eyes pass over the bruises at the corners of the other party's mouth and the disheveled hairstyle that seems to have just climbed off the bed. Dazai shrugged: "It's easy to say." , After all, it’s my Chuya, don’t bother you to worry about it, ah, no, it should be said that you have no place to worry about it, after all—the one who worries about the little slug must be her kind.” Combined with the white fog that I just learned in Yokohama Rumors and the fact that there is no wreck on the artificial island in the outer sea, and there is no [Moby Dick] at sea, and then check the news a little bit, and speculate on the current specific time and event nodes, and what details are different from my own. matter.

Presumably it was Dead Apple [Dead Apple], but it was different from the fact that he had brought Shibusawa Tatsuhiko into the game directly during the "Battle of Three Organizations", the situation here obviously happened alone after the "Battle of Three Organizations".

Based on this, Osamu Dazai deduced that [Mori Ogai] would send [Nakahara Chuya] into the game, but he would not just stand by and respond, so it was only natural that he would be beaten by his supernatural body immediately afterward. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

As for the other self, his hair is disheveled, and although his expression is well controlled, everyone is "Dazai Osamu" who doesn't know who else, it looks like he just woke up - he didn't send [Chuya] back to the base after the "Dead Apple" incident to take the opportunity Selling miserably to climb the bed of [Chuya] and sleeping alone, then the closest and most likely answer is the little slug Chuya who met Osamu Dazai and got lost.

It only took a few seconds to form the above conjectures and conclusions. Dazai Osamu casually exposed the old background of the young version of himself, and successfully saw from the subtle expression changes on the other party's face that he was grinding his teeth in displeasure.

Hard, fist hard! ! !Why doesn't this bastard open which pot and lift which pot! ! !

Feeling very angry, [Osamu Dazai] narrowed his eyes, and his voice softened a few more times: "So that's the case, so confident, how could such an incident happen? It's really worrying, there won't be a next time Yet?"

This time it was Osamu Dazai's turn to stiffen himself. Well, although he found it very quickly, he still hasn't fully understood the cause of the incident.

When the two middlemen who heard the human voice came down, they saw the two standing there, one with arms folded and the other leaning against the door, blocking the entrance downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency and chatting "friendly" with each other. The content is all kinds of weird and varied, but only one central idea is highlighted-my family loves me the most, you bastard, go away! ! !

Nakahara Chuya: ………

【Central Plains Chuya】: ………

The one with the hat holds up the hat, and the one without the hat sighs.

"The family is unfortunate."

"My partner looks really outrageous."

The two felt sorry for each other and sighed at each other, stepped forward and punched each other, each of them knew the way to hit their own Zaike creature on the head, and then dragged him upstairs by the collar.

(thirteen)

After everyone in the Armed Detective Agency saw two "Chuya Nakahara" who were almost identical except for their gender, they also saw two "Osamu Dazai" who were almost identical even with the same gender, and had the same freshly baked bags on their heads. .

No, Zaike Biology is all about value-added, whether it is mitosis or other reasons!Such a situation is really terrible! ! !

Almost all members of the detective agency held their faces and screamed in their hearts.

However, the two Zaike creatures still appeared in the Armed Detective Agency in good condition. The difference is that one of them looks more mature, holding the female Nakahara Zhongya and letting her sit on his lap, biting her ear and whispering What.The other slaughter not only lost his seat but also lost his exclusive teacup—the reason was that [Nakahara Chuya] occupied his daily office seat and drank water from his teacup.

Well, the difference in treatment seems to be a bit big.

We started to find fun in the bitterness. Everyone came to find different members of the detective agency to think so, but then, they suddenly realized a blind spot in their previous thinking——

By the way...that Miss Chuya's husband...could it be...! ! !

Nakahara didn't realize that everyone in the armed detective agency here seemed to be stunned by thunder, fell on the head by a white whale, and was stolen by Ryuhiko Shibusawa. In her heart, she needs to focus first. Of course, her house seems to be trapped Osamu Dazai who is possessed by a playful green tea cat bandage.

It must be known that although Osamu Dazai likes to give people dog food to show affection if he doesn't agree with each other, it's better to feed outsiders to death with dog food, but most of the time, if Chuka Nakahara is present, he will always remember to be more restrained-for example, his attitude is intimacy But not too coquettish, although I like to rub and hug, but I will not do it, the reason is very simple, the mood of my own little slug has to be considered, although Zhongya is 1.6 meters tall, he has always believed that the aura of [-] meters is definitely not good Xiaoniao Yiren, since I am a partner, of course I have to cooperate with her to satisfy her~

But this time is obviously an exception. Being hugged and sitting on his knees, with someone's chin on top of his head, Nakahara Zhong also thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out that this is a demonstration of Zaike creatures to the younger generations of the same kind. He only thought it was possible It was my sudden disappearance that frightened people...

Hmm... For sure, although the situation is beyond my control, I was really shocked when I suddenly found myself alone in a different world.

So this time, it’s rare that I didn’t break away from Osamu Dazai’s arms, but patted the back of his hand and told him softly about the differences between the world and the world that I’ve collected—for example, I’m still locked up in the PortMafia confinement room [Yumeno Kusaku], for example, did not stay in PortMafia, but because of some other differences, he followed [Nakajima Atsushi] to [Izumi Kyoka] of the Armed Detective Agency, and it seems that the time and cause of Dead Apple here are similar to theirs. There are slight deviations there.

Osamu Dazai responded humbly, his fingers deliberately clasped the gap between the fingers of Nakahara Chu's hand that also wore the ring. On the ring fingers of the two of them, the platinum rings shone brightly, making the one over there who was more than two years younger 【Osamu Dazai】The ugly expression seemed to have swallowed a mackerel raw, and the thoughts of a group of members of the armed detective agency who were in shock seemed to be run over by Huangba...

"Wait, wait...! Miss Chuya...uh...so your husband is...?" The one who raised the question tremblingly was still [Kunikida Doppo], and he looked at the other In the world, it is said that Osamu Dazai, who is also a member of the Armed Detective Agency, has lightning and thunder crackling in his brain!

"Ah, of course it's that bastard Dazai." Nakahara Chuya said as a matter of course.

【Kunikida Doppo】It's cracked inch by inch, but I still want to struggle.

"...Then your surname..." You won't be following the surname Dazai...

"Ah, the surname is still Zhongyuan, what's the problem?" Zhongyuan Zhong also blinked, not knowing. So, she has no idea about getting married and changing her surname, and no one around her has mentioned it to her. The reason is very simple. A few years ago when Dazai defected, Mori Ogai regarded her as the future leader of Mafia and cultivated her. Of course, he did not want her to be influenced by secular differences between men and women in certain qualities. Anyone who mentions getting married and changing their surname will all sharpen their knives and serve them.

"I don't have any questions~" Osamu Dazai would answer that, of course, "Ah, but speaking of which, what should the child's name be in the future? Is it the same as Chuya's?" He naturally expanded the question.

"Ah? This...can't let the children choose by themselves in the future?" Nakahara Chuya's answer was even more natural and confident, "As a parent, you won't be unfamiliar with your children because of their surnames."

"Well, hey, that makes sense."

The two casually discussed the surname and first name of the future child in the detective agency, and even started to discuss the different names of boys and girls. Such a familiar and unobtrusive attitude directly overwhelmed all the members of the detective agency. Sorry, dog food There was so much, they literally couldn't eat it! ! !

But I didn't expect that those two people actually had this kind of relationship... Thinking of this, they sneaked a glance at the two people who were relatively more familiar with them.

But I don’t want the current [Osamu Dazai]’s teeth to be more sour, so angry!How could the other self be so spineless and say that the little slug is his forever dog!Then the owner who loves the dog is dereliction of duty, obviously it should be that the dog cannot do without the owner!

With such a naive mentality but a more frank intuition, he also secretly tried to see the reaction of his family [Nakahara Chuya], only to find that the orange-red-haired little man glared back at him viciously after noticing his sight, and bared his teeth: " Dazai, what are you looking at?! There is a good-looking ass!" He said angrily, seeing the gap between Zai and Zai, although his partner is younger, for some reason, he looks more hateful and less worthy of beating?

The difference in remuneration is a bit obvious, the pursuit of partners has not been successful, and [Dazai] still needs to continue to work hard.

(fourteen)

The two people who brought the world upside-down burst of cognition disappeared in the world on the second day of the Dead Apple event, without warning, just like when they came.

[Nakahara Chuya], who should have thought that everything would be calm, is taking care of his mood and preparing to go to work on vacation.

However, he heard the news the first day he arrived in PortMafia.

"Shh, have you heard? Our Central Plains cadre has a sister with the same father and mother, who looks exactly like him, and it is said that she is pregnant!"

"Hey? Who said that? How did I hear that the version of our Central Plains cadres disguised as women is actually a beautiful girl?"

"Hiss... This is too outrageous, but I have heard even more outrageous things. It is said that our Central Plains cadre is pregnant with Liujia, and the child's father is a mystery—"

"No, it's absolutely impossible. The photos in the recently republished issue of "Chung Ye Who Doesn't Concede This Week" are clear, and the cadres of the Central Plains are not pregnant!!!"

Although the height is only 1.6 meters, but the aura is [-] meters, he is really a man [Nakahara Chuya]: ………

Which bastard is spreading such news indiscriminately! ! !If you have the ability, don't let him find it! ! !And the reissue of "Zhongye Who Doesn't Concede This Week"?Bastard Dazai, just wait for me! ! ! !

Mr. Nakahara's Nth revenge plan against Dazai started.

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Well, now that the world exchange episode is over, which episode will we open next?thinking……

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