[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

(One)

[I picked up a super fierce orange-haired monster on the way to complete the task, oh, there is no other meaning, I just want to send a photo to show you how interesting this monster is. ]

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and proficiently "clicked" a few times. He raised his toes, took advantage of his height and typed these words with his fingers. Before he could press the send button, a fiercely shining A black shadow descended from the sky, and with lightning speed, the cat's paw, which was shining black and red, made a precise slap. "Crack!" The paw knocked down his mobile phone, and at the same time viciously scratched his hand. Three bloodstains.

The black shadow fell to the ground at an unscientifically faster speed, and sat down on Dazai Osamu's cell phone. With a "click", as cracks opened on the floor tiles, Osamu Dazai's mobile phone was crushed by gravity into a standard one hundred and eight pieces.

The culprit, the fluffy blue-eyed orange cat with fried fur, squatted among the wreckage of the mobile phone. It had small limbs, a furry body, and ears shaped like airplanes. It was grinning unkindly at him and breathing heavily.

"Wow, even though it's only over 30 centimeters tall, it still bounces amazingly. Congratulations." The black-haired, kite-eyed boy in a black coat applauded without distraction, and said, "By the way, I'm glad to see that even if you become The adult cat's gravity ability is still online, but I will record it on the account, you must know that the Nokia phone I just changed was directly crushed by a violent orange strange species~"

"Wow!" The orange cat who was named didn't feel any guilt at all for smashing the bastard's phone in front of her. She was unmoved and continued to bark her teeth at Osamu Dazai, the hair on the tip of her tail seemed to be affected by him The impact made the roots stand upright, blowing up the small orange cat into a fluffy orange cat ball.

"It's useless no matter how hard you stare at me. I've touched it just now, but it's useless. It can be seen that the key to eliminating this kind of ability is not to rely on [Disqualification in the World] to directly block the person with the ability." But it is necessary to find the person with the ability to apply the ability, otherwise it will still be a cat." Although he was explaining seriously, Osamu Dazai's eyes flashed a light that was clearly thinking of some bad idea.

How interesting this is, he thought, feeling that there was more fun in the world in an instant, and his stinky partner turned into a cat, still such a small, fluffy orange cat, um, although he didn't become a cat-eared lady This made him a little bit frustrated, but~ Since it's a cat, it doesn't prevent him from doing bad things to his heart's content, such as putting little bells on her and changing into a maid outfit!

"Meow!" You lied, you deliberately watched her play, and the orange cat also cursed loudly, but unfortunately after turning into a cat, the voice also became smaller. In her self-cognition, it is very fierce and needs to be silenced. The yelling and scolding turned into a coquettish meow, and even the swearing lost its momentum.Nakahara Chu also didn't believe that Osamu Dazai would have no solution, this spicy chicken mackerel was very bad, and he just wanted to watch her play!She grinned her teeth and continued to be fierce, the blue cat's eyes stood in a line, and her tail tapped the ground unkindly, eager to try to scratch Dazai Osamu's bastard pretty face a few more times.

What?The only thing she couldn't bear to hit before was the only face of mackerel?Can cat scratching be called beating?

"Also... I want to say..." Osamu Dazai, who has an instinctive awareness of the crisis, said slowly, the boy's kite-colored eyes were filled with a mischievous smile, "Even if it hits you, you try to rely on It is useless to try to stop me from taking pictures and sending them by destroying my mobile phone, because the moment you move your paws to take pictures of me, I have already clicked to send~ If you don’t believe me, you can go to the phone yourself~” Even if you are 16 years old , but Dazai Osamu, who already knew his partner's attack trajectory, attack distance, and even the frequency of moves, announced with a smile, and his tone was obviously proud of the first victory.

"Meow? Meow!!!" The orange cat ran towards her pile of clothes with a look of horror just after hearing this. Mian unskillfully took pictures of the group, and saw the few photos that appeared in the group, and the orange cat in the photo was exactly the same as her eyes were darkened, and she felt that the meow was lifeless.

Nakahara Chuya, female, 16 years old, a middle-level PortMafia user, a user of gravity powers, fell into deep despair at the moment.

It's a very fucked up thing that happened, she thought, clutching her hat.

After finally resolving the Woodland Warcraft Vouivre incident with great difficulty, Chuya, who recovered from her injuries, sent away her former friend Shirase one after another. After dealing with the European investigation team, she finally got a little breathing room. She wanted to hurry up and end today's mission. After a short one-week vacation.

Room, sleep, wine, fried food!Those bright futures fluttered in front of Chuya's eyes.

result...result...

Why does this world have the ability to turn people into cats through contact!It's too bad for martial arts!Nakahara, who became an orange cat, also burst into tears from the bottom of her heart. At the end of the mission, she encountered some trigger medium. The world was spinning in front of her eyes. When she opened her eyes again, she found that there was a pile of fabric hell in front of her. She finally struggled and climbed to the ground. Climbing out of the black cloth mountain, Nakaya, who was struggling to ask what happened, opened his mouth: "Meow~"

She was stupid, she just went to answer the phone and came back to find that her little partner was gone and there was only a pile of women's clothes. , the orange cat who is younger than his partner, Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, and then the scene at the beginning of this article appeared.

(two)

Osamu Dazai was very satisfied with the direction of the plot.

Of course, it was a well-aligned prank.Has always been arrogant, bad-tempered, and he was turned into a cat by the power of his violent little slug dwarf, although he was slightly dissatisfied with why it was a cat and not a dog, but That's not the point of the matter, the point is that this kind of Zhong can only be at his mercy, ha~ I really laughed at him to death.

He was triumphant, even if Chuya Mao scratched his face viciously with the cat's claw marks, it couldn't stop Osamu Dazai's good mood.

He held the little orange cat, who was tired from scratching, and was in a state of despair, just clinging to his hat, in his palm, and at the same time, he didn't forget to pick up her clothes and the chocker - yes, And Chuya's hat, although Osamu Dazai would like to take this opportunity to throw away Chuya's unaesthetic hat, but if he really dares to do so, it will definitely not just be the result of a blooming face.

Because just opening his mouth to express his thoughts, Chuya Mao took the first step and slapped his wrist hard, and then "peh pee pee" the scraps of bandages that he had been peeing for a long time-there were entangled bandages on Osamu Dazai's wrist It was made of bandages, and it smelled like disinfectant. That indescribable smell made her sick.

He was delighted by Chuya's deflated move, so Osamu Dazai, who was in such a good mood that he started humming, undoubtedly got the horrified eyes of his subordinate driver when he arrived at the scheduled pick-up point.

Oh my god, help me, the adult who is known as "the deepest and darkest PortMafia" actually hugged the cat and started humming, what's going on in this world, can it be better, woo woo, he who has witnessed all this will not Get fired when you get out of the car.The driver of Mafia, who felt that his life had been greatly frightened, thought tremblingly, filling his mind with a big drama about his various ways of death.

But why is that cat holding Miss Nakahara's hat?Oh right, where is Miss Zhongyuan?

The driver, who is self-taught and good at brainstorming, instantly figured out that the two partners had a quarrel. The reason was that Mr. Dazai robbed Miss Nakahara's hat. There was a reason for that. Often chasing and beating one another, it doesn't matter at all.

But, then he thought of a more terrifying possibility—maybe Miss Nakahara had been killed by Dazai-sama, and this cat was a witness...

Then what should I do? PortMafia didn't get fired, some just ended up with a bullet.

It's even more terrifying, isn't it!Along the way, the driver, who had already written a suicide note in his mind in advance, was trembling. He watched the young man who claimed to be the youngest future cadre candidate step out of the car with his cat in his arms, stepped on the accelerator like a dream, and instantly He ran away without a trace, completely disbelieving that he could leave with all his tail and tail.

However, what he didn't know was that the moment he disappeared into the elevator leading to Osamu Dazai's office on the upper floor, the moment the elevator door closed.

Osamu Dazai suddenly disappeared in the same way.

It seems to be a reappearance of the incident in Chuya Nakahara at that time.

A pile of fabrics fell on the ground, and the orange cat only felt that her feet were empty. Her ability that was temporarily blocked due to being touched by Osamu Dazai and [Disqualification in the World] recovered, and she regained the ability of gravity. She suddenly manipulated the gravity Letting himself be suspended in the air so as not to fall into the cat's buttocks, the orange cat lowered his head subconsciously for no reason: "Meow?" What's going on?What about the spicy chicken mackerel jerk?

A pile of men's clothing fell on the floor of the elevator, forming a large black pile, and Zhong, whose eyesight was as sharp as a cat's, also noticed that there was a living creature wriggling in it, and she wanted to stretch out her claws to manipulate it. Gravity went to investigate, but the gravity ability was invalid the moment it touched the clothes. The orange cat frowned humanely, as if it understood something.

After much difficulty, a fluffy paw was pulled out from the clothes, followed by the head and body, and one crawled out, with a lot of bandages wrapped around the whole body, with long hair, and the specific species could not be seen. A cat with iris eyes.

"Meow?" Osamu Dazai, who was rarely seen with a puzzled expression, stretched out his claws and glanced at his hands, oh, what, it's claws.

? ,? ? ? ,…………

Heck, he turned into a cat too, is this something that can be done by supernatural powers? ? ?

That's right, this time, Osamu Dazai was the one who turned into a cat.

"Meow meow meow meow meow——" Hahahahahaha~~~~~

Seeing this scene, although I don't know what the reason is, but in view of this, I am no longer the only one who is unlucky enough to become a cat. God's good reincarnation Dazai deserves it, and Nakaya Meow laughed so loudly in mid-air .

The author has something to say:

Hmm... I can't think of anything to write when I'm in a bad state, just write something _(:з)∠)_, and write it wherever I think of it, well, in the next chapter, Dazai dreams of changing a cat maid outfit and hanging a bell for Nakaya, but the result is first He was the one who was tossed like this one step at a time (laughing)