[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

(nine)

[Verlaine] stared at the Zaike creature on the opposite side with a displeased face.Indeed, from his appearance and mental state, he can indeed see the subtle differences of this Osamu Dazai, who claims to be two years older up.But there is no doubt that in the eyes of [Verlaine], no matter which Zaike creature is the bastard kid who deceived him by relying on the illusion of chaos and darkness when he was 16 years old, what makes him feel even more disgusting is that no matter which world's Osamu Dazai likes to hang around Chuya in the Central Plains.

As an elder brother, it is normal to not like to see a black mud spirit harming his younger brother.

"What do you mean when you use [her] to describe Zhongyuan Zhongye?" He asked in a deep voice, but couldn't help but ask himself the most concerned and tangled question.

"Eh? It means literally, my middle is also female, it looks different from here~" After arriving in this world, Osamu Dazai calmed down, and he sat down and talked about [Verlaine] science, completely It's not like the previous one who turned Yokohama and even the Far East upside down with high efficiency in a few hours, and even angrily stabbed a plan that Fyodor, who was far away in Tsarist Russia, was planning to the transcendent who was in charge of supervising him .

Fyodor Dosyevsky, who was affected by the fish in the pond: ………

Be reasonable!He hasn't really acted yet, happy, the "pop" is gone!

"...Evidence." If you just listen to a few words from people and believe them, [Verlaine] wouldn't have spent so many years in Rimbaud's horns until the end of the world separated by laughter. He squinted his eyes and said in an unfriendly way .

Immediately afterwards, he lost his words because Osamu Dazai took out the Ipad from his arms. The screen lock screen cover was the size of a notebook. It was Chuya Nakahara, who was wearing a white wedding dress and pointed his middle finger to the direction of the camera. Orange red The long-haired woman wears a translucent veil on her head, on which is pressed a crown woven with blue gemstones and flowers, and her blue eyes are more dazzling than gemstones.

"It's really difficult to coax the little one to agree to wear a wedding dress, but luckily she is satisfied with the shiny gems." Osamu Dazai said to [Verlaine] in a tone that seemed to be complaining but was actually showing off.

Now I feel that when I was 15 years old, I won a gem smuggling line from a wealthy businessman in the Middle East and took care of it. Osamu Dazai thought—at least he cultivated Nakahara Chuya’s appreciation and even liking for gems.

[Verlaine] He didn't pay attention to him, his attention was already attracted by the photos. In the photo album of the Ipad, he saw more photos of the female Nakahara Chuya: the one in a black suit sitting at a desk with her head down working, Wearing a long windbreaker and riding on a pink locomotive, floating in the sky like a natural disaster and entering a "dirty" state, and... wearing a coral fleece pajamas, she is holding a long-haired cat bandage, and the orange is lying on her lap and stretching out its claws , it seems that he is meowing to fight the bandage for three hundred rounds.

As for the more private photos, oh, those are Osamu Dazai's treasures, and they must not be shared with others~

"Oh... these two little guys, she picked them up for their scheming, and teased them to relieve boredom. If she likes Chuya, she will keep them. The bigger one is called a bandage, and the smaller one is called an orange." Osamu Dazai He explained lightly that it's not that he doesn't like cats, but he actually likes oranges very much. Oranges have blue eyes and orange fur, and his spunky appearance is very similar to that of Chuya when he was a teenager.But bandages... There are similar existences that hate each other. For example, he and the green tea cat with bandages have disliked each other from the first time they met. This is even more unbearable after he sent the bandage to the hospital. The point of reconciliation ╮(╯-╰)╭

"Okay, I believe what you said." [Verlaine] pressed the root of his nose, that is indeed the female Chuya Central Plains, nothing, the development of each world will not be completely the same, my "brother" in a certain There is nothing unacceptable that the world is a "sister"... What a ghost! ! !The news revealed by Osamu Dazai is that besides being a woman, she is married to Osamu Dazai and that she is six months pregnant! ! !This is the biggest problem...

"So, what are you looking for me for? Dazai Osamu of another world, if you want to find someone, the help I can provide you is limited." After being frightened, [Verlaine] quickly recovered his former self. ·The professional quality of the European spy. It should be noted that he is in a semi-captive state in PortMafia. If Osamu Dazai wants to find help, there is not much help he can provide.

"Well," Osamu Dazai tapped his chin with his slender fingers, "because as long as I sit here, I can judge many things." He smiled clearly, looked up to the door, and said with deep meaning: "For example You can take a look at PortMafia's vigilance, intelligence acquisition and response capabilities, and most importantly, as long as I appear here, even if a young girl has just been beaten up by her supernatural body, she can only hurry away Come here, won’t you? [Mr. Mori] of this world?”

Although Osamu Dazai's invasion can be concealed from the majority of PortMafia, [Mori Ogai], the deepest controller of this organization, will definitely notice it immediately. After all, it is [Verlaine]. If anyone If you can enter the room of the former assassination king without being discovered, the organization is the real pill. Why don't you do it and jump off the roof of the top floor of the PortMafia building.

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of Verlaine's room opened again, and the leader of PortMafia [Mori Ogai] stood there, tilting his head in a friendly way to greet Osamu Dazai: "Oh, sure enough, Dazai-kun is so outstanding no matter which world you are in." , Welcome back to PortMafia, Dazai-kun, how do you feel about revisiting the old place?"

"Thoughts, is it okay that [Mr. Mori] in any world makes me tired?" Osamu Dazai replied politely, the young man squinted his eyes happily, and said in a soft tone: "It seems that my guess is correct, you have already seen I've hit it too, [Mr. Mori]."

(ten)

Sitting in the Armed Detective Agency, Nakahara also felt itchy nose. Before she sneezed, she quickly finished the commission, and then looked at the "acquaintances" who were all scared in the office, and looked at [Edo Chuan Ranpo] said: "Since this is an armed detective agency, it is a place to deal with things that are difficult for ordinary people to handle. It is reasonable for me to entrust you. Mr. Ranpo, you should be able to identify it."

As one of the only two people present who could stay stable, [Edogawa Ranpo] pushed his glasses, and the young man with emerald green eyes shrugged his shoulders: "Ah... this, a famous detective can understand, but it's difficult to put it into practice." It’s very difficult, about your journey through the beautiful lady hat…”

To be honest, it is a bit beyond the scope of commissioning. This is not only a time and space, but also involves the barriers of the world. To be honest, it is a very difficult but interesting subject.[Edogawa Ranpo], who rarely finds something interesting, thinks this way. Since this matter is not very dangerous to the detective agency itself, but may bring unexpected surprises, he thinks this commission can be accepted...

Before he could say a word, Kunikida Doppo, who was in a state of petrification beside him, shouted out the aspirations of most of the detective agency's detectives in a complaining tone.

"There is no problem with the commission itself, but the problem is... is... why there are two Zhongyuan Zhongya appearing in the detective agency, and one of them is a woman!!!!"

That's the point of the matter, okay? ! !Although they had already met the PortMafia cadre with a beautiful face in the previous battle between the three organizations, the violent aesthetics and genuine male voice interpreted by the other party made them sure that the other party was definitely a man.But the one in front of me, wearing a brand-new black and red long dress, has more feminine, delicate and playful facial features... There is no doubt that she is a woman...

Or a pregnant woman...

But it’s true that they are in the Central Plains. They look very similar. The ability they just showed at the gate of the detective agency is the gravity ability. The tone of speech is very similar. It seems that the only difference is... gender?

No no no, there is still a problem!Oh my god... Although this statement is offensive, who would be the husband of this woman Nakahara Chuya in front of me...! ! ! !

Except for Edogawa Ranpo who already knew the truth.The Armed Detective Agency fell into an incomprehensible confusion of thinking, and the curiosity in their hearts was like a cat's paw scratching. At this time, they wanted to dig out a certain mackerel who skipped work to fish and went back to sleep. Shake Wake up and ask him to come over and explain what's going on, even a certain tabby cat pretending to doze off on the fireplace and actually pricking up its ears.

"Ah, I explained this matter as soon as I entered the door." Nakahara Nakaya tilted his head, and confirmed to [Nakahara Nakaya] who was standing behind her with his hands behind his back: "Did I say that I came from another world?" this matter."

"Well, I said it." [Zhong Yuan Zhongya] said with a straight face and no expression, but he couldn't hold back his joy in his heart, ah ha ha ha ha ha, it's great that he is not the only one whose three views have collapsed~ He just said, change Cheng is that any acquaintance will think that he can't do it when he sees this situation![Nakahara Chuya], who has not regained all his sanity until now, thought to himself.

"As for the fact that Mafia gave you a commission, it's not a problem either. Right now, the two organizations are in a truce, and he and I have also asked the leader for instructions." Nakahara Zhong also explained.

Although the [Mr. Mori] here also seemed a bit overwhelmed during the video call... She added in a low voice in her heart, [Mori Ogai] was also surprised by the change of his subordinates as if they were mitotic, but no matter what The recognition that both men and women are Nakahara Chuya made him feel a little relieved, and even graciously agreed with the other party to go to the Armed Detective Agency for help after figuring out the situation - of course, the existence that does not belong to this world will find a way to return to itself sooner. The world is better.

As for private, well, [Mori Ogai] has to admit that he is a little bit envious of himself in another world, there is such a sweet-looking female subordinate who is capable of doing things, especially when he first met her when she was a 15-year-old girl, Thinking about it, it must be a sweet trouble for Mori Ogai who likes strong young girls.

The cute and delicate girl really wouldn't feel pain if she fell into his eyes, he felt sincerely, but was beaten up again by Alice who suddenly appeared with a syringe.

(eleven)

After getting the whereabouts of Chuya from [Mori Ogai], Osamu Dazai left PortMafia and headed to the Armed Detective Agency without stopping any further. As for the reward [Mori Ogai] wanted—for example, the The two years that Osamu Dazai experienced, Dazai gave his answer: "I believe that your subordinates can do a good job. When necessary, it is enough to continue as before. If you have a strategy that has already been cleared, be careful not to be self-defeating."

This is a sincere and rare suggestion from him. If you don’t believe me, look at a certain world line, a shameful Zaike creature. A good hand of cards can just make GG. The deadly enemy has already installed a camera on the roof, and is waiting to catch him jumping off the building on TikTok. Live video as a vacation pastime→_→

In the bottom of my heart, I beeped and complained about the shameful failure strategy experience of a certain black mud Zaike creature. Dazai Osamu, who walked downstairs to the Armed Detective Agency, met [Dazai Osamu] who was called by [Kunikida Doppo]'s serial killing call. When Rabbit Zaizhi met Old Rabbit Zaizhi, the two youths with almost identical faces raised their brows, revealing a very similar smile called like-hate-hating.

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Well, the timeline in my article is undoubtedly the unhappiness line of Mr. Tuo (hey)

"When I was 15 years old, I won a gem smuggling line from a rich businessman in the Middle East and took care of it" and "The enemy has installed a camera on the roof, and is waiting to use the live video of him jumping off the building on TikTok as a holiday pastime "These two are from the Beast line that was released today. According to relevant information circulating on the Internet, the former is said to be a one-sentence description of the main line master in the special code, and the latter... is the embarrassing scene of the leader Zai, who was taken by Tosi on the seaside for vacation. Holding an Ipad to watch the process of jumping off a building ╮(╯▽╰)╭