I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

When they woke up the next morning, the first thing An Youxi and Ran Ningmu did was to kiss in the morning, the second thing was to rush into the bathroom to wash up, and the third thing was to come out after taking a shower, quickly put the sheets, quilts, pillowcases, etc. Replace all of the .

After everything was settled, the two changed their clothes and sat cross-legged on the clean bed facing each other.

An Youxi: "So you are a wolf dog."

Ran Ningmu: "It turns out that you are a temptation."

After the words came out, both of them held their chests with angina pectoris at the same time, looking half dead with regret.

An Youxi waved her hand weakly: "I really don't want to hear this. Every time I think about how much meat we missed because of this, my heart hurts until I can suffocate."

"It's okay brother, there will be opportunities to make up for it in the future. We have only been together for more than a month, and it's not too late to find out," Ran Ningmu rushed over to hug his head, "Honey, stay closer to me." , It’s so far away that I can’t even post it.”

"Oh, you really are. Why are you so spoiled after losing all your vests?" An Youxi retracted herself into Ran Ningmu's arms very naturally while talking, and couldn't let go of the upturned corners of her mouth.

"Because I will always be a little milk dog in front of my brother~" Ran Ningmu softly bit his ear, and the tone of the next sentence changed, her voice was deep and magnetic, and she chuckled, "Oh, I can be a wolf dog or a milk dog. "The tone of the next sentence changed again, and the voice was light and soft, "I can switch seamlessly, brother, am I good at frying chicken?" The tone of the next sentence changed again, and the voice returned to low and magnetic, "Wife, I'll cut whichever you like, okay? Huh?"

An Youxi:. . . . . .

An Youxi: "...Although, you seem to have that serious illness." I'm sorry that sometimes he really feels that his old Gong is mentally retarded.

Ran Ningmu: .

An Youxi looked at her Lao Gong's handsome jaw line lovingly with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, and suggested sincerely: "Lao Gong, seriously, do you want to try dubbing with me? Are you really Super talented to say!"

Ran Ningmu smiled awkwardly: "Let's talk about this later." He changed the subject: "It just so happens that there is no class today on Sunday, and we have a whole day to rest. Why don't we start with the timeline of the previous month or so?" Squeeze it out! It was agreed yesterday that I will face to face!"

An Youxi held back her laughter, scolded him softly in her heart, coughed lightly and said, "Okay, then where do we start?"

Ran Ningmu thought for a while: "Let's start from the first day we met. To be honest, from the first time I met you, I never felt that my IQ was so online. Now that I think about it, I suddenly realized Lots of little details that I didn't notice.

"For example, when you came here with a camera to take pictures of our freshmen, then you explained that you wanted to help Xia Qianqian take photos of the freshmen's military training, so that the news department could go down and write reports.

"There is no problem with this explanation, but brother, your behavior at that time was too suspicious, right? No one took pictures of only one class, and I was afraid that I would be too narcissistic, so I didn't dare to think about it, but now I strongly doubt , bro, are you always pointing the camera at my face? Huh?"

An Youxi: "... I was the first one to show my cards! Well, I admit, I fell in love with your face the first time I saw you, so I couldn't hold back and took a few more pictures. But I The reason why I agreed to help Xia Qianqian in the first place was actually because I heard that there was a super handsome freshman who ended my 18-year school grass title from kindergarten to senior year, so I planned to go to the meeting in person You, by the way, help Xia Qianqian take some photos, I didn't expect..."

Ran Ningmu continued his words and joked: "I never thought that one glance would determine my life, and I put myself in it?"

"Yeah, I really fell in love with you at first sight," An Youxi touched Ran Ningmu's face sideways under Ran Ningmu's dazed eyes, poked his dimples with her fingers, praised herself without any shyness, and revealed the filth in her heart My mind was completely open and I said, "At that time, with a cold face of first love, I staged a 5000-meter-per-second Begonia flower blooming with you in my mind, covering your whole body from hair to toes. I've been lewd all over, how about it, are you afraid? Puppy dog?"

An Youxi originally thought that after Ran Ningmu listened to her words, she would turn into a little milk dog crying with emotion, or into a little wolf dog excitedly jumping up to fight with her mouth, but she saw that Ran Ningmu's lips trembled, and then She let out a weak sobbing sound like a little milk dog, but her eye sockets turned red fiercely like a little wolf dog.

It really is a combination of milk dog and wolf dog.

But why is the reaction completely different from what he imagined? !

An Youxi was really stunned for a moment, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose in her heart: "...Do you have something to tell me about this place?"

Ran Ningmu held his throat and said tremblingly: "Well, because when you saw me for the first time, I also fell in love with you at first sight at the same moment."

Therefore, the two of them looked at each other at the first glance. Originally, after military training, they could confess their love immediately, get together immediately, go to the hotel to get a room immediately, and immediately complete a volcanic eruption-like harmony of life. The road to the campus pornographic love story that Tanghua bloomed was not at all pure, but it ended up dragged until today.

Although the result is yellow, but there are many strange buffs added in the middle, such as various social death, embarrassment, sand sculpture, mental retardation...

"You...you don't want to talk anymore, my heart hurts again..." An Youxi swallowed a mouthful of old blood, her voice was a little trance, "No wonder you said you wanted to treat me to dinner after I stepped on your foot , At first I thought you made a slip of the tongue, but it turned out that it was because you have been thinking about my body for a long time..."

Ran Ningmu's Adam's apple rolled dryly, and suddenly felt like crying again: "No wonder I said I would treat you to dinner, but you agreed without hesitation. Originally, I still complained, this senior is so dull and innocent, so I just He laughed casually, and then he went directly with the stranger, so he's a good lie."

An Youxi's lips trembled, and she couldn't help sobbing: "Then you should know by now that I don't like strangers, and it's even more impossible for me to follow strangers casually, because I miss you too. body, and at that time I also slandered you for being innocent and easy to deceive..."

The two were silent for a few seconds, then one raised their heads and the other lowered their heads in tacit understanding, and they kissed together crying after being extremely aggrieved.

hateful!It's a heartache!

……

Kissing and kissing, An Youxi's posture somehow changed from facing away from Ran Ningmu's chest to facing Ran Ningmu and sitting across his arms.

At a certain moment, Ran Ningmu's handsome brows suddenly frowned, bit An Youxi's lips and shook his head vaguely: "No, no, I had so much fun last night, my billions of descendants haven't recovered yet, can't Came out to play again so soon."

"..." An Youxi bit him bitterly, "Don't you make me look like a ghost who sucks men's stems and leaves?"

And I haven't even started shouting tired from doing this, but you are shouting first when you're doing it, grabbing my lines, isn't it?

However, what Ran Ningmu said made sense, his back door was almost trampled down by Ran Ningmu's billions of descendants yesterday, and now it is being repaired behind closed doors.

Ran Ningmu hugged An Youxi and used his steely will to slowly drive his ignorant billions of descendants back into the room, while continuing to recall: "So when I was preparing to do squats in my military training, you did it because You rushed into my class because you were jealous, and did you hug your neck on purpose?"

An Youxi watched the whole process of Ran Ningmu's recovery of hundreds of millions of descendants with her own eyes from the back door, and she couldn't help admiring Ran Ningmu's iron will again in her heart: "It's true to be jealous, but hugging your neck is not intentional, it's instinct, instinct, just For example, if a beautiful wife like me rushes into your arms, wouldn't you instinctively hug my waist?"

Ran Ningmu was stunned for a moment: "It makes sense...then you were held in my arms from behind, and you sniffed me secretly, it was always on purpose, right?"

An Youxi groaned: "I heard that I am always attacking myself, who are you? Can you control me?"

The corner of Ran Ningmu's mouth curled up, and he couldn't help sighing: "Actually, I had doubts at that time, whether you were interested in me, but the way you looked at me at that time was so clean, like a glass ball, I didn't dare to speak, because I was afraid that I would scare away the wife who was about to get it."

An Youxi was heartbroken immediately: "...Okay, let's move on to the next topic! So why on earth are you pretending to be a milk dog? Where did you hear that I like the little milk dog type?"

Ran Ningmu paused for a moment, then hugged An Youxi with a guilty conscience: "Well, I'm sorry brother, I want to apologize to you about this matter."

"Ok?"

"That's right, didn't we both happen to be going off-campus to pick up the courier at that time? In fact, I walked behind you before I greeted you, and then I accidentally heard who you were calling, and I just heard you say to the other party You like the type of little milk dog... But I really didn't mean it! I was so happy to see your back at that time, and I didn't find you on the phone! I didn't mean to eavesdrop!"

"So that's how it is!" An Youxi murmured in shock, and she couldn't help gritting her teeth, "This is really a coincidence! I was indeed on the phone with my cousin at the time, but didn't you notice the blind spot?" Is it? Apart from saying that I like the little milk dog type, how do I describe the other person's appearance?"

"You seemed to say that the other party had dimples and canine teeth and his smile was sweet... Wait, it was me in the end?" Ran Ningmu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly looked at An Youxi in surprise and joy, crying and laughing at the same time , "It turned out to be really me. I was still complacent after listening to it, thinking how lucky I am, my face just happens to fit your aesthetics."

An Youxi covered her face: "I'm sorry, Mu Mu, I also want to apologize to you about this matter."

"……Um?"

"That's right, didn't there be a girl who asked you to confess? You see, I like you so much, I must be very anxious and feel uncomfortable, afraid that you will be snatched away by others, and I will secretly follow behind you, and then I hear you Tell the other party that you like pure types..."

"...Actually, bro, that girl asked me if I liked anyone."

"Ah."

"I nodded at that time."

"...Well, I figured it out. What you said later must be the same as what I said to my cousin, and it was based on your impression of me." An Youxi originally thought that she should be calm even now that she has been hit. Now, now that I know the truth about the two of them pretending to each other, I still have the urge to cry, "So, we have completely reversed the order, it's not because I happen to be the type you like, so You just like me, but you like me first, so you will have the type you like!"

Ran Ningmu nodded, gritted his teeth, and silently wiped away the moving tears for the heaven-shattering fairy love between him and his wife: "We are really a couple made for each other."

At this point, the truth has been completely revealed, and the details behind it are much faster to talk about.

An Youxi: "The courier you accompanied me to pick up was actually the old moon you saw on my desk later. I bought the old moon to ask someone to help me lead the red line with you."

Ran Ningmu nodded: "I guessed it. Didn't you recommend me to go to the skateboarding club? I was hesitant at first, but you kept staring at the skateboarding club president and praised him for being handsome. When I got anxious, I hurried to the skateboarding club." Decided to go to the skate club."

An Youxi: "... Well, I really didn't see this... Then I will tell you secretly, I took a lot of photos of you with Xia Qianqian's camera, I fell into the lake that day, luckily There is a backup in the cloud disk of the mobile phone, otherwise I really want to fight with you to find the dog boss."

"Wow! What a coincidence? I also secretly treasure a lot of beautiful photos of my wife!"

"What? When did you take the sneak shot? I didn't even know!" An Youxi rushed forward anxiously, "Give me Kangkang!"

Ran Ningmu held his waist, and took the opportunity to tweet on An Youxi's mouth: "Then we exchange mobile phones?"

An Youxi felt that her husband was simply a genius: "It's possible!"

The two exchanged mobile phones with each other, and then opened the hidden photo album in the mobile phone with each other's birthday.

Ran Ningmu's eyes widened: "My God..."

"Ok?"

"I am handsome!"

"Nonsense! Of course I'm old and handsome!" An Youxi flipped through Ran Ningmu's phone, looking at herself from the boyfriend's perspective, which was full of photo albums. Said, "Only a handsome old Gong like Mumu is worthy of a beautiful wife like Youyou."

Ran Ningmu put down her phone, pinched An Youxi's pouted mouth with a smile: "So my wife, when I asked you to skateboard later, you really fell into my arms on purpose, didn't you?"

An Youxi poked his dimple in retaliation: "Then I said, you call me 'brother' and 'wife' every now and then, which is obviously intentional, hehe, but you can't think of it, you think you're molesting me I'm actually so happy, I wish you could yell more, I'm the one who takes advantage, silly dog."

Ran Ningmu was amazed: "Brother, you are really too honest, so let me show my cards. Later, when we invited our roommates to dinner, I was not drunk at all, and the kisses and hugs behind were all pretended."

"Hee hee, I have a showdown too. You wanted to secretly hold my hand when we were walking on the road after your gym class that day. I saw it from the shadow in front of you, but you are so stupid. Oh, I only know how to walk forward with my head up, but I don’t know how to look down at my feet.”

Ran Ningmu was silent for two seconds, covered his face, and said angrily: "...Brother, you don't need to say anything, I know you must have thought I was very stupid at that time."

An Youxi suppressed a smile: "Then let me tell you another funny thing. At that time, I saw that your little hand that was about to move was so cute. I originally wanted to hold you, but you suddenly said that my voice is like a girl named 'Grapefruit'." ' star, wow, I was scared to death by you on the spot, how could I have the time to hold hands."

Ran Ningmu immediately punched the bed angrily and cursed himself.

"By the way, I suddenly remembered something. At that time, I was still thinking about waiting for the day when I fell off the horse and asked you, did you secretly suck my waist while I was fainted in the sauna room? Humph, Let me tell you, don't try to fool me, when I looked in the mirror, I knew immediately that the red mark must be something serious, I can see it much more in the resources I collected!"

Ran Ningmu waved his hand: "That's right, it was my dog ​​who gnawed it, I have a showdown! Brother, you were so fragrant and tempting at the time, I couldn't control my dog ​​mouth, but speaking of A trip to the cold spring...Brother, brother! I suddenly remembered that I have something to ask you too!" Ran Ningmu suddenly held An Youxi's hand, his tone faintly excited, "When we were at the bottom of the water, who was it? Tongue sticking out? Originally, I stuck out my steadfastness, but now that you’ve lost your horse, I’m suddenly not sure again.”

An Youxi: "... Hearing what you said, I'm not so sure!"

Ran Ningmu was silent for a second: "Is there a possibility that we both stretched?"

"...I think you've got the truth! Wait, I also remembered one thing when you said that. Did you do it on purpose when we kissed at the bottom of the cold spring pool? Huh?"

Ran Ningmu waved his big hands in a daze: "Showdown, I did it on purpose. When I saw the distance between us, I thought I would take this opportunity to bury my first kiss. I won't come when the opportunity is too late, that's it!"

"Sure enough! I just said it!" An Youxi was so excited that she jumped up, "How could it be such a coincidence that you also turned your head to the side! Damn it, I know it, the TV shows where the protagonists bump into each other after falling Kiss and kisses are really fake, unless the other party also cooperates with evil intentions, otherwise they will just break their noses and cry!"

"I'll show my cards again, I'll show my cards again!" Ran Ningmu seemed to be taking off her vest, and she was in an inexplicable excitement, "We finished our first kiss later, and what I didn't finish was actually to ask you, do you still want to come with me again? once."

"He's meowing, I'm going to have a showdown too! If I didn't finish what I said later, I also want to ask you if I can do it again with you!"

"The hotel manager of Rita Meow!" Ran Ningmu slapped the bed loudly and gritted his teeth angrily, "I was going to say it! If it wasn't for him suddenly dropping roses from the sky and killing the atmosphere, I don't know how many bo'er we have had!"

They both knew what happened next.

Probably two people want harmony very much, but one is afraid that he is too wild and not pure enough, so he can only fish secretly, and the other is afraid that he is too wild but not cute, so he can only forcibly train himself out of it. A will of steel...

That sounds really miserable!

An Youxi laughed bitterly: "In comparison, my vest is much more tightly covered than yours! So I wasn't the horse that pia got rid of last night, so how did I lose it?"

"Well, my last showdown, didn't you forget to turn off the computer when you downloaded something that night? I accidentally clicked on it when I copied it for you, and then I saw the titles of the files you downloaded. After I forked the files , Those things in the covered cloud disk under the file also appeared, I really didn't mean to peep at your privacy brother, I'm sorry."

"Damn it?!" An Youxi was startled for a moment, but her reaction in the next second was, "Then you weren't scared by me then, were you?"

It seems that An Youxi still has a very clear understanding of herself...and also knows that the things she loves are really scary and scary!

"It's scary! It scared me!" Ran Ningmu said in a daze, "It scared people" and couldn't help but act coquettishly again, "Look at me later I went to find you to give you a USB flash drive, I broke out in a cold sweat, and my worldview collapsed!"

An Youxi hugged him quickly, and kissed Ran Ningmu's dimples and nose tip: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, when we try all the things in the video, Mumu won't be afraid anymore."

Ran Ningmu: This consolation is really hardcore!But it won my heart!

An Youxi was thoughtful: "So at that time, did I already lose my vest?"

Ran Ningmu was a little embarrassed to say it, but he still said honestly: "Actually, at that time, I was too busy to be scared, and I couldn't make up my mind at all. It happened that you were busy with exams and didn't have time to worry about me, so I just held back for a few days. I couldn't hold back on Saturday, so I had a showdown with Li Jingmo first, and it was Li Jingmo who woke me up in the end."

Speaking of which, Ran Ningmu took out her mobile phone and searched for the words "hug" and "male 1" in Baidu on the spot.

An Youxi looked at the extremely honest high-speed railway in the Baidu pictures, and couldn't help leaning on her: "Your memory is too good!" Isn't the time span of this vest too long?

Ran Ningmu smiled, put away the phone, and said in a slightly excited tone: "I was so happy at the time, I was anxious to vent my anger after holding it back for several days, so I rushed home in a hurry. I also know... Speaking of this, I also have one last thing to ask you."

Ran Ningmu turned around suddenly, and looked at An Youxi with aggrieved expression: "My wife, what's the matter with you, I've never heard your voice before, and you turned out to be with wild men on the Internet behind my back! You How can you be like this!" I'm so jealous! ! !

"I'm sorry baby, I promise it's the last time, okay? Come and kiss me," An Youxi hooked Ran Ningmu's neck and kissed deeply, explaining with a smile, "We're just joking around, it's all fake Yes, didn’t you hear my real voice yesterday? Is it much more beautiful than the one on the Internet yesterday? Hmm? How much do you want to listen to in the future? You can get it yourself. I will broadcast it live in 3D loop for you. The pitch and loudness are all up to you, and I will read all the lines you want to hear, and I will say whatever you want me to say, okay?"

Ran Ningmu...

Ran Ningmu's heart beat violently!

hateful!His wife is so attractive!

Seeing his reaction, An Youxi knew that she had successfully passed the test, and immediately resorted to her trump card: "Besides, they have their own old attackers in the third dimension, so you really don't need to be jealous of them."

Ran Ningmu lost his jealousy in an instant.

Heh, what is it to live with his wife through the network cable?Why don't you want to meow at your man Ride when you go back.

Ran Ningmu has actually been completely appeased by An Youxi, but deep down in his heart he still doesn't want to let him go so easily, bit An Youxi's mouth, and said fiercely: "You wait for me, wait for me Rest well, and see if I don't meow at you!"

Where is this cruel word?This is clearly a benefit to An Youxi!

An Youxi secretly laughed at him for being stupid, and suddenly she smiled, her cold face seemed to suddenly come alive, she was so beautiful, she grabbed Ran Ningmu's ears like a kitten, and called out softly with a long tail "Meow~~~" You don't need me. I, I can meow for you right now~

Ran Ningmu's body froze, and after a long time, he spat out with all his strength: "...day!"

The author has something to say:

Lemon: It's really not a drop, woo woo woo.

The core of this chapter is actually face-to-face undressing and playing~ (Taking off the vest is also undressing, no problem)