I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

Not long after the sports meeting was over, it was time for the unified physical examination of the whole school. This time An Youxi was forced to walk out even if she didn't want to move.

Ran Ningmu knew that An Youxi was useless in sports. Apart from fighting with his hundreds of millions of descendants, he didn't have a single sport he was good at. He was worried that An Youxi would fail the physical test, which would affect his graduation. In the evening, I went to the playground for a night run.

In order to mobilize An Youxi's enthusiasm for running, Ran Ningmu specially launched the "Lemon Random Check-in Project" for An Youxi.

Ran Ningmu would run in front, stretching out a hand towards the back, while An Youxi was chasing after, trying to chase and hold Ran Ningmu's hand. You need to take a step to catch yourself, but this step will never be able to catch up.

Ever since An Youxi fell off the horse, fishing for Mumu has been unscrupulous, and since there is no need to maintain people to fish secretly, now it is all fishing blatantly and unscrupulously.

Naturally, Ran Ningmu has no resistance to An Youxi at all. Once he catches a catch, it will be a battle of steel and iron cast by Li Liyuan.

An Youxi really kept her promise that day, and pulled Ran Ningmu to try the horror resources in his hands one by one.

Some postures are so outrageous, Ran Ningmu even started to think about whether he should enroll in a class to learn yoga or something, but fortunately, An Youxi, a sports waste, can't do it, and decisively put those "outrageous people" who violate the structure of human body "It's dead, the last thing left is very demanding physical labor, such as going up and down stairs...

Ran Ningmu was really pained and happy. He felt that under the tempering of An Youxi, even his muscles had hardened a lot. Now not only his mind, but also his flesh and body were getting closer to a steel-like man.

Ran Ningmu has been caught so many times, it is rare to have the opportunity to catch An Youxi now, the bait is still himself, Ran Ningmu never tires of it.

Of course, you can't patronize fishing, you don't even have a sweet date, and seeing An Youxi by chance is really unbearable, Ran Ningmu will naturally retreat to An Youxi's side, and sneak attack An Youxi's face with his mouth.

However, An Youxi, a godlike little fairy boy, is definitely not that simple. He has successfully found his own new fun in this equally painful and happy exercise——

Every time Ran Ningmu ran over to secretly kiss his face, he would turn his head at the right time and let Ran Ningmu kiss him directly on the mouth.

Ran Ningmu was dumbfounded, and suddenly realized why his wife's IQ dropped to negative numbers once she was with him.

Ganqing is to light up all wisdom on eating Laogong tofu.

This is really difficult to do. ^_^

It's just suffering from those innocent single dogs who run every night, come out to exercise in a good manner, and are forced to eat dog food, it's crazy!

Fortunately, after half a month, the physical test will come soon, and the single dogs can finally end the torment of the couple dogs.

On the day of the physical examination, Ran Ningmu, who was originally a member of the sports department, deliberately shifted her working hours and scheduled herself to be on the same day as An Youxi.

When the gunshot rang out, the boys in blue uniforms ran like dumpling.

In the crowd of people, a vigorous and smooth figure rushed out of the encirclement first, and under the stunned gaze of the audience, he completed the first circle in the blink of an eye at a speed that can be called a [-]-meter sprint, and quickly caught up with the just-started Slow troop.

This person who is so awesome that he wants to go to heaven is naturally our classmate Ran Ningmu.

Other boys: "..."

How can anyone run 1000 meters like this?The body test ring is outrageous!This is simply a naked insult to them!It is a declaration of war!

But soon they knew that the above was all their own sentimentality.

I saw that Ran Ningmu, who was speeding up, accurately found his own pink Dafu in the dumpling pile, and then leaned up to it with a smile on his face, and kissed it in front of all the poor single men who were exhausted.

What makes single dogs even more heartbroken is that An Youxi has already formed a conditioned reflex during the half-month training with Ran Ningmu. When she saw Ran Ningmu approach him with her mouth pouted while running, she turned her head without thinking. Turning over, let Ran Ningmu slap directly on his mouth.

So what insults and declarations of war, people don't have that kind of leisure, they are just anxious to get back to find a wife.

...Although, this sounds more insulting!burst into tears!

Even though An Youxi had been cramming for half a month, her physical fitness was not good enough, and she was already half dead by the time the first lap was finished.

Ran Ningmu finished his 1000 early. Because the speed was too outrageous, he had a lot of spare time than the standard line of full marks. After all, most people just started the second lap at this time!

He didn't stop after finishing his run. He took off his number suit and threw it into the clothes basket while running, while he continued to lead An Youxi in the inner circle of the playground, calling An Youxi non-stop while running.

"Honey! Come on!"

"Wife is the best!"

"Damn daddy! My wife!"

Not only did she want to shout, but she also raised her arms above her head to show An Youxi's heart from time to time, bouncing around like a dog who was out for a walk, looking extremely energetic.

An Youxi really wanted him to stop shouting, everyone in the playground was watching, and even many people were holding up their mobile phones to take videos, are you ashamed?

But he really didn't have the strength to speak anymore, he was like a marionette, the other end of the rope was tightly held by Ran Ningmu in front of him, leading him who was crumbling forward step by step, or his life red bar had already passed It's almost impossible, and it's all thanks to a kiss from Ran Ningmu to replenish blood from time to time.

"Wife - I love you -!!!" This is Ran Ningmu, who suffers from his wife's illness all the time, is losing his nerve.

"Ahhhh! So sweet!" This is the scream of the masses of sugar crackers.

An Youxi: "..."

I really regret that I didn't squeeze this guy out last night before releasing him.Well, if Ran Ningmu was squeezed dry, he wouldn't even be able to move a finger today.

Speaking of which, Ran Ningmu's X ability has really become stronger and stronger recently, and it's all due to him.

But as the saying goes, teaching apprentices, exhausting the master (as the saying goes, it doesn't say that), An Youxi couldn't help but wonder, is it true that she lacks exercise?

But this idea only came out for a moment, and he was swallowed up by his rough, half-dead panting sound like an asthma attack.

After he graduates, don't want him to exercise again in this life, just appeasing Ran Ningmu's billions of descendants is enough for him!

An Youxi crossed the finish line in the last few places, and Ran Ningmu caught An Youxi firmly like what An Youxi did in the sports meeting, hugged An Youxi's face and swished twice, In an instant, a lump of red marks like a dog gnawed out, and he shouted excitedly: "My wife, you are amazing! You really did it, my wife!"

People around were covering their mouths and giggling, and the physical education teacher waved hahaha: "Please remember to bring your relative over there to record your grades."

An Youxi was so ashamed that she finally understood how Ran Ningmu felt during the sports meeting.

Although he really wanted to use his own mouth to plug Ran Ningmu's sweet mouth so that this person would stop talking nonsense, but now he is a cripple, his throat is dry and itchy, and the crown of his teeth has also been damaged. The cold wind was so sour that it was as if a lemon had been smashed raw, and he coughed non-stop, dying, his chest roared as if he had swallowed a whole bellows, and his whole body was only a distance away from Shangxitian.

Ran Ningmu distressedly helped him take off his number jacket, wiped his sweat and watered him, and then led him to line up to enter the score. The staff of the sports department kindly told them the result - he was just stuck on the passing line.

The hard work during this period was not in vain, and the two of them were completely at ease.

Ran Ningmu led An Youxi to walk slowly on the playground to maintain blood circulation: "Long-distance running should be the last item, right?"

"Well...I want...to go home." An Youxi's eyes were still blank, and she was about to cough after saying two words, and her whole body was almost hung on Ran Ningmu's body.

Ran Ningmu quickly responded: "Okay, let's go home now, walk back slowly, and then I will give my brother a good massage to expel the lactic acid, otherwise it will be even more uncomfortable when I wake up tomorrow."

An Youxi's eyes lit up, as if sitting up in shock from a dying illness: "The horse kills the chicken!"

Ran Ningmu's time with An Youxi during this period can be regarded as a thorough understanding of this person's nature. One look at his expression and you can tell that he is not pure again. Sigh, his brother really interpreted the words "food, sex, sex" to the fullest.

Of course, he himself is not so pure.

……

It's autumn now, the weather is cool, An Youxi is wearing a blue and white pajamas with pure cotton buttons, her whole body is slumped in the soft quilt, her cheeks and bare neck are fumigated by hot water Turning pink, while squinting her eyes to enjoy Ran Ningmu's service, she dragged her voice and made all kinds of strange sounds that Jinjiang didn't allow to write.

Ran Ningmu couldn't take it anymore, buried her head in the back of his neck and took a sharp breath, her voice hoarse and aggrieved: "Brother, did you do it on purpose?"

An Youxi hooked his neck with her backhand, and her slender neck stretched out in a beautiful arc, like a swan: "I just suddenly remembered something."

The topic changed a little quickly, and Ran Ningmu felt the soft touch on his cheek before reacting to grab his lips, and a questioning monosyllable came out of his low throat: "Huh?"

"Do you remember that trip to Cold Spring, where I accidentally bruised my waist? Afterwards, you did the same as now, helping me massage with rose essential oil..." An Youxi paused as she spoke, and suddenly seemed like He pursed his lips like holding back a smile, and poked his dimple, "Guess what I was thinking at that time?"

Ran Ning thought that he had nothing good to say, but there was no way, who would let him spoil his wife?He grabbed An Youxi's bait and asked, "What are you thinking?"

An Youxi propped up her body a little, put her lips close to Ran Ningmu's ear, and spoke in the voice that Ran Ningmu couldn't stand and loved the most: "I thought at the time, can this person really do it? I've worked so hard, why don't you make a quick beast, and put me under you and fuck me hard?"

"...Fuck, you wait for me." Ran Ningmu turned over like a primary school student deliberately saying "wait after school" to the little boy he likes to cover up his anger. bed, and ran out with a rattling sound.

Judging by the straight appearance at that moment, it should be to get the crime tools before the battle.

In a while, it is estimated that there will be a tough battle to fight.

An Youxi, the instigator, was not only not afraid, but instead hid herself under the blanket with a triumphant smile.

The little wolf dog is so cute!

It's so much fun teasing the little wolf dog!

Of course, after teasing... it will be more fun.

This time, the little grapefruit in An Youxi's heart did not turn into the grapefruit-flavored Zhou Jianjian, but an old grapefruit carrying a vegetable basket up the stairs, holding a slice of lemon-flavored sweet potato, blushing Brilliantly smiled at the camera and said: "This person will be single for a long time, and he will easily lose his temper. In the past, I was self-sufficient, but I did it three times a week, which is troublesome! Now, I have Xinran Ningmu Little Wolf Dog Gaogan Tablets, it Hangangao, one piece is worth five tablets, it is convenient! Look at me, I drink it five times in one breath, without any effort! Gaogan tablets, lemon flavor, one tablet a day, the effect is good and it is affordable!" ①

Hahahahaha help!My pomelo is really a talent!

An Youxi was snickering with her face buried, when she suddenly felt her body turned over by a force, and then the hem of her pajamas was lifted up by hula, and it piled up on his chin like a cloud.

He put his hands next to his left and right ears, looked at Ran Ningmu helplessly in a posture similar to surrender, fanned his long eyelashes, tilted his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

Damn, he dared to act cute.Ran Ningmu fiercely unscrewed the cap of the honey bottle, raised her arm and squeezed out all the honey in the bottle.

The bright and silky golden river falls on the pure white snow like a flowing cloud covered with sunset glow, arousing a cold shudder.

An Youxi's eyes widened in shock, and she asked him incredulously, "Where did you learn this?"

You must know that Ran Ningmu is ruthless, but the tricks are simple and neat, but he has never done such tricks.

"Your cartoon."

comics?There are too many comics by him, which one has honey play in it?

Ran Ningmu reminded him: "Drop the horse book."

An Youxi thought for a while, and suddenly realized.

It turned out that after the two of them exploded each other, An Youxi filled Ran Ningmu's bookcase with all her books in a fair manner, clearly stating that Ran Ningmu could read them whenever she wanted.

Ran Ningmu can still recall his wife's appearance when she said this.

An Youxi, who had just finished discussing the philosophy of life with herself, had her shirt hanging casually. With her pink fingertips, she picked up a comic book that was not easy to see from the cover. The end of his eyes hooked his own, and said with a smile: "This is my treasure, remember to be careful when looking at it, don't splash the lemonade on it."

……

Ran Ningmu is really curious about the things his wife usually likes to read, especially the one that caused his wife to fall off the horse and was threatened...

Forgive him for the name of that manga, which is too long and convoluted, even someone with a good memory like him can't say it all at once.

However, the manga was in original Japanese, and he couldn't read it at all. For this reason, he bought a paid translation software, scanned and translated it at the same time, and just finished reading the manga in secret.

It was also because he couldn't understand Japanese that he missed the opportunity to tear off his wife's vest on the spot.

I have to admit that the island country is really strong in the animation industry. Although the plot is illogical, how can a big man just give it to someone?And isn't it a little too happy to be admitted?You have no intention of resisting at all?

But the sweetness is really sweet, and the rhythm is super fast. Ran Ningmu, who fell into the pit for the first time, immediately got on the top, just like this, frantically flipping through the next page with a very honest body while complaining, and at the same time silently wrote down with a rigorous attitude of endless learning Lots of fun to play.

After listening to his explanation, An Youxi hugged Ran Ningmu's head and rubbed it vigorously: "Does it look good?"

Ran Ningmu buried her head: "It looks good..."

"Have you seen anything else?"

Ran Ningmu reported the titles of several books, all of which were An Youxi's favorite classics. He mumbled indistinctly: "Like "No Money", poor body shape is too unreasonable for human beings! Although fleshy It’s really delicious, that’s right...the female supporting role in "10count" is too disgusting! The last time I saw such a disgusting person was the last time! But the two protagonists are really beautiful and in love >O<... And how could "Singing Birds Don't Fly" be so cruel? Damn, it made me shed a few tears..."

An Youxi laughed to death at his contradictory words, which he complained about and couldn't help but praise. At a certain moment, she suddenly gasped and grabbed his hair: "Why are you so wild today? Are you hungry?" He opened his eyes Big eyes, murmuring softly: "It's so fierce..."

"Why, brother doesn't like it?"

An Youxi has always been straightforward when it comes to sex. She would never give Ran Ningmu a chance to tease herself, and at the same time let go of her voice. Sometimes Ran Ningmu even wondered if his wife was using this to open her voice. It's time to practice: "I love you to death, okay? It doesn't matter how fierce you are~"

Ran Ningmu gritted her teeth, and made a regretful voice for the nth time: "If I had known that my brother liked wild things, I wouldn't have had to pretend for so long."

An Youxi heard his grievances, and knew that the loss of the horse should be a joke for the two of them for the rest of their lives, so she couldn't help but tease: "Then let me interview our little wolf dog Mu Mu who has been working so hard to pretend for so long, How do you feel, Mumujiang?"

Ran Ningmu paused for a moment, then cried and rushed forward viciously: "Don't ask, you will regret it very much! Once a week, Mu Mujiang said that he himself is in a panic!"

……

Time is like An Youxi's and Ran Ningmu's vests, once they fall off, they disappear.

A cold wave struck one night, and the entire Yancheng instantly entered the cold winter season with thousands of miles of snow.

A few days before the holiday, the college held a New Year's Eve party. An Youxi didn't go to her own college, but ran to Ran Ningmu's School of Economics and Management. Ran Ningmu...he directly brought the band from their bar, and ran to the stage, jumping and jumping, yelling and shouting, and poured out the sweat of youth to his heart's content, although the expressions of the leaders in front of the stage were not very good-looking, But the students in the audience were so excited that they almost knocked out the lecture hall of their college.

What they were doing this time was a [-]-minute rock skewer, but Ran Ningmu only sang two songs before handing over the microphone to the lead singer, while he stood under the spotlight and competed in An Youxi's direction. made a gesture.

An Youxi understood in seconds, left her seat immediately, and slipped out the back door overjoyed. As soon as she went out, she saw Ran Ningmu stopped by several very beautifully dressed girls.

"Little brother was on the stage just now, Manano, are you a freshman in this school this year? Are you on a date?"

Well, the invitation is also very straightforward.

An Youxi gritted her teeth secretly, thinking that these people are definitely not from their school, who knows who they are at Yanda University, honey, lemon and pomelo have been locked for a lifetime, irreversible and irremovable, dismantling the CP will be punished Thousands of students of Yanda spurned each and every one of them!

"Sorry, I have an appointment." Ran Ningmu's refusal was also straightforward.

An Youxi twitched the corners of her mouth unknowingly, and before the girl sent out another invitation, she coughed and walked up, whistling: "Handsome guy, do you want a date?"

The girl who had her beard cut off frowned, thinking to herself, why are there still boys robbing them of men in this world?

Just as she was about to talk to this person, she looked back at An Youxi's face, and immediately fucked her.

When did Yanda recruit people to look at it?Why are both of them so god-like?

But it's a pity, the little beauty in front of me is probably about to suffer a blow, the handsome guy who can sing is so cool, even such a beautiful little beauty may not agree...

"Okay," the girl watched helplessly as the handsome man who had just ruthlessly rejected her just now turned into a soft and cute sweetheart, hugged the little beauty, and said coquettishly, "Brother, where are you taking me? just go there."

An Youxi picked Ran Ningmu's chin: "Then let's go, handsome guy, let's watch the fireworks together, and then count down to the New Year's Eve together."

"Well, I listen to my brother."

The girl looked suspiciously at the cold-looking little beauty with a frivolous expression and abducted the little wolf dog with a soft and cute personality, but now she was picked up by the little beauty and turned back into a soft and cute little milk dog in an instant. Fucked.

In this world, she can't even snatch a man even a boy!

……

An Youxi kept pulling Ran Ningmu out of the school gate, and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha, did you see that girl's expression just now? The world view has collapsed, I'm dying of laughter hahaha!"

"Yeah, but baby, it's going to be too late for the last fireworks this year." Ran Ningmu skillfully helped An Youxi put on his helmet, and carried her onto the motorcycle.

Now that energy conservation and environmental protection are advocated, fireworks and firecrackers are no longer allowed in the city. Therefore, the largest city square in Yancheng specially holds an electronic fireworks exhibition, inviting the general public of the city to celebrate the New Year together.

There is no doubt that the so-called largest city square in Yancheng was opened by Ran Ningmu's father, and this fireworks show was also planned by Ran Ningmu, because it can greatly improve the city's cultural quality and the company's popularity. Fang got the promise and passed without any setbacks, but it is not known how much selfishness accounted for it.

As the main planner of this plan, Ran Ningmu managed to find a small opportunity for himself, and he was the one who specially prepared a small surprise for his wife.

When the two arrived at the scene, the super large square covering an area of ​​one million square meters was densely packed with people. In order to successfully hold this large-scale public social event, even the Public Security Bureau was dispatched to maintain public order at the scene .

Ran Ningmu led An Youxi to a high tower with a great view. This place is usually a famous tourist attraction in Yancheng, so people must not be allowed to step on it casually. I don't know what method Ran Ningmu used to make it so easy. ran in.

While waiting for the fireworks to start, An Youxi was busy replying to the endless stream of blessings on her phone.

Director: Happy New Year, baby!In the new year, I also want to be sweet and sweet with your family~

Yuzu: Well, happy new year!In the new year, the director will also become more and more beautiful!

Director: Hahaha Thank you Yuzu!Do you see any plans for next year?I happen to have a freshly released radio drama in my hand, do you want to try it?

Grapefruit:?You directors, are you all introverted like this now?Today is the last day of this year!New Year's Eve!Don't tell me, you are still rushing to work on radio dramas? ? ?

Director: Hahahahaha, no, I'm not so crazy. The main reason is that this is very interesting. I thought you might be interested. Isn't this just a blessing to you, so I couldn't help but talk about it together

Grapefruit: Huh?how to say?

Director: As far as the radio drama in my hand is concerned, it is said that a screenwriter named Rose adapted it based on the real life stories of you and your old Gong~ All the stories are taken from the Yanda Forum, but at present, only these events It was sorted together according to the timeline, and the specific details have not been perfected, so she asked me to ask, if you and Lao Gong are willing, would you like to come and try the main character of this radio drama together?It would be best if you intend to be screenwriters. If you don’t want to, it doesn’t matter. It’s up to you in terms of plot. You can delete or add anything you want. Of course, if you don’t like her, she will immediately kill the plan in her hand. If you drop it, you will never find someone else to match it. Don't worry.

Yuzu: Wait a minute, let me ask my old Gong

An Youxi bumped Ran Ningmu with her elbow, and said in a very interesting tone: "Hey, old Gong, someone actually wrote a radio drama based on the real life of the two of us, and even specially invited us to do it Writer and main character of a radio play, do you want to try it?"

Ran Ningmu asked back: "Do you want to try?"

"Huh? I really want to try it. It's very interesting, but if I agree, I may just write the complete story of the two of us as an autobiography. Do you mind? If you mind, I will directly Refused."

"What's the point of this? I wish the whole world knew how we fell in love! Kowtow to me! Kowtow hard!"

"...Okay." This answer is really "Ran Ningmu".

Yuzu: I, Lao Gong, agree

Director: Ahhhhhhhhh that's great! [Sahua][Sahua][Sahua] Rose also said at the time, if you two agree, I will help you to name this show, how about it?Any ideas?

An Youxi touched the people around her again: "Old Gong, Lao Gong, they told us to name our story, what would you call it?"

Ran Ningmu said without thinking, "Brother, are you satisfied with what you see?"

An Youxi coughed lightly: "This name is really offensive, but I like it."

Yuzu: Brother, are you satisfied with what you see?

director:!Wait, I'll ask Rose

After more than ten seconds, the director quickly came back: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the word "brother" cannot pass the review, you have to change it, and the words behind it are full of hints, not harmonious enough, so it's not okay, it's cold, it's time to add something to Lao Gong Clothes, oh oh oh oh

An Youxi: "? Grass? She actually said that what you just said was not harmonious enough!"

Ran Ningmu: "? What's wrong? I'm obviously so pure and so ignorant, where's the disharmony?"

An Youxi: "There's no other way, why don't you get another one."

"Then just kill the whole thing... After pretending to be good, I found out that my wife was pretending to be innocent! I didn't even want my brother. This time it should be harmonious, right?"

Yuzu: After pretending to be good, I found out that my wife was pretending to be innocent. This time it should be harmonious, right? ? ?

Director: Well, that is, that, can you be a little simpler, because this is a bit easy to be misunderstood as bg (>人<;) sorry

Grapefruit:?Why did you say no so quickly?Why don't you ask Rose?

director:……

Director: Okay, let me show my cards, I am Rose Bengui, woo woo woo

Grapefruit:……

Yuzu: I pretend to be good, and you pretend to be innocent. Is this all right? ? ?

Rose: Hey, okay, thank you Yuzu, I look forward to your perfect performance with your old Gong, Trojan~

Grapefruit:? !You changed your name so fast!

At this moment, Ran Ningmu suddenly held An Youxi's hand, pointed at the sky and said excitedly: "Look, brother! The fireworks show has begun!"

The moment An Youxi raised her head, there was a sound of piercing through the air, and then the first grand rose-shaped firework exploded above her head, with several clear and bright words "Happy New Year" in the middle, while the fireworks exploded. At the same time as the sound, there was an overwhelming cheer from under the feet.

The heavy bell rang slowly in the distance, and people took out their mobile phones at the same time, pointed at the standard time in Baidu, and began to count down: "Ten—nine—eight—seven—"

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu smiled at each other, and kissed each other tacitly.

Above the head are clusters of more brilliant and more gorgeous fireworks, and under the feet are the louder and more enthusiastic countdown sounds of people.

"Six--five--four--three--two--one--new! Year! Happy! Joy!"

With the ringing of the last bell, all the people sent out the first blessings in the new year together, and one after another "Happy New Year" exploded on the top of their heads, and the whole night instantly brightened like day.

Countless relatives comforted those who knew each other happily, and people who didn't know each other happily hugged each other and said to each other's enthusiastic smiling faces: "Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!"

Ran Ningmu suddenly pushed An Youxi's shoulders away, pinched his cheeks and looked in one direction, pointed with his long arms, his voice was almost trembling with excitement, and said with a trace of strange excitement: "Look! Wife! The New Year gift you prepared! Happy New Year!"

There seemed to be small doubts coming from the crowd, and they pointed at a certain part of the sky, and hurriedly used their mobile phones to record the outrageous moment of the first day of the new year.

An Youxi was forced to see clearly the few Chinese characters sandwiched between the many "Happy New Year" in the sky, she collapsed in an instant, turned around and began to thump a big dog that was stupid enough to suffocate beside her, thumping while Shouting in shame, tears almost burst out:

"Why do you write everything on it? Is this something that can see people? Ah? Sometimes I really want to pry open your brain and see what you are thinking! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ve never seen you rushing to death like this! Why are you doing this? Woohoo, do you give New Year’s gifts like this? Send you and your wife to die together? Help, why are you an idiot? Take me with you! Woohoo!"

Ran Ningmu didn't expect his wife's reaction to be so big, he was stunned for a moment, his off-line IQ was instantly smashed back by An Youxi, but he had done everything, there was no way to withdraw it, he could only embrace The wife who lives at home bitterly kisses and coaxes:

"I don't think it's too old-fashioned to think about 'I love you', and you see, we have met along the way, and the word "social death" is so fateful. The last day of seven years will end with it. Good! Although the society is dead, but people don't know what it means and who it is talking about, so it is not completely dead, it is perfect!"

"Perfect? ​​Perfect your size! When the radio drama comes out, the whole world will know which big idiot did it, woo woo woo why do I have to do it in front of tens of thousands of people on the first day of the new year?" If you die once, is this the first death at the opening of the new year? Ran Ningmu! You big idiot!!!"

And above the heads of the two of them, amidst An Youxi's endless roar of the Hedong lion, the golden afterglow of the electronic fireworks was just like Ran Ningmu's IQ, and he wrote a few big words in joyful and itchy words——

I pretend to be good, you pretend to be pure, we both have a bright future :)

The author has something to say:

① Adapted from the 2002 advertisement of Xingai Zhonggai: This person is prone to calcium deficiency when he gets old. In the past, I have always supplemented calcium, but I eat it three times a day, which is troublesome!Now, there is a new high-calcium tablet in the lid, which contains high calcium, and one piece is worth five tablets, which is convenient!Look at me, I can go up to the fifth floor in one go, without any effort!High-pressure tablets, fruit flavor, one tablet a day, good effect and affordable!

[Mainly focus on ten-thousand-character short stories, sweet and cute sand sculpture HE ~ "Silly roe deer got into my arms"]

The plane crashed, and Mr. Qi fell into the snow in the northeast. He set up a tent and struggled to survive. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, a silly roe deer got under the bed.

The Northeast mythical animal is a silly roe deer, a cute and happy little idiot.

I heard that silly roe deer are stupid because they are overweight with curiosity.

Humans appear, they stop to think about the gods;

Human beings beckoned, and they all ran over with a huff;

When a human beat it, it ran away in pain. After running for a while, it stopped and looked back, thinking why it was beaten. The companion next to it saw it and went over to look at it. was beaten...

Mr. Qi stared at the little furry head sleeping soundly on his chest for two seconds, and then gave it a decisive slap. The silly roe deer babbled in horror, and his tail beeped and exploded two bunches of loving white fur.

#Snow Blooming Sound#

later……

The most beautiful flower in the snow, the happy silly roe deer~

In order to make his beloved silly roe deer happy, Mr. Qi stepped on self-made strong springs on his feet. Under the fiery red sunset, he and the silly roe deer jumped, jumped, and jumped at the same frequency...

Let us congratulate this Mr. Qi, who was successfully assimilated and honored to be a relative of the domestic beast guarding the Northeast!

applaud!Clap clap!

Shuangjie 1v1, sweet pet HE