I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

An Youxi was so frightened that she jumped up from the chair with a loud sound. Because her body was unstable, she hurriedly propped her arms on the table, and just happened to press the public button on the computer accidentally, and the earphones on her head followed suit. The standing action was ripped off by the insufficient length of the wire, and the whole room was instantly filled with the low, hoarse and sexy male attack voice of the opposite cv who was working hard.

What's even more outrageous is that while the male voice was alone, he was wondering why An Youxi suddenly stopped talking. In order to prevent the drama from happening, he deliberately added some provocative and teasing lines to the lines that required the other party's cooperation to answer. He almost opened his voice and yelled directly, "Come on, come on, come on~ Grapefruit~ Let's have fun together~".

Suddenly, An Youxi's eyes turned pale, her body was on the verge of falling, and she was about to faint.

who I am?where am i?What am I doing?

Who is this handsome guy in front of him?Oh, he is my old gong.

What is my old Gong doing?Oh, I am always listening to the voice of the male Gong who is playing with me, um, ah, ah.

At this time, I wish that the Tathagata Buddha could slap me under the Five Elements Mountain, so that I will never see the sun from now on, and be with the Monkey King day and night.

Until 500 years later, the group favorite Tang Sanzang rescued the poor little monkey from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and I was pulled back from the distant hallucination by my old Gong's kind cry.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

The male CV on the other side shut up for a second, closed the mic for a second, and then started beating the barrage crazily, wailing and screaming with hundreds of audiences.

[? ? ? ? ?Who is speaking?Could you please tell me a little more?My blood bag can still hold on! 】

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help!This sound is too Su Su!I haven't heard such a perfect attack in 800 years. Woohoo, hardcore voice control is drooling from phantom limbs, AWSL! ! ! 】

【Is this really grapefruit's old attack?I've heard this sound in the video!Absolutely, there is nothing wrong with grapefruit's old attack!The two are still together so late, could it be that they are living together? ! 】

[What is the situation now?Hearing Yuzu's old-fashioned tone, it seems that he doesn't know that Yuzu wants to have sex with a wild man?Shura field? ! ? ! 】

[There is no Shura field, don't talk nonsense upstairs, I'm sorry I was wrong, I'm a rookie, I'm trash, I'm trash, I don't deserve to attack grapefruit, I'm a piece of shit compared to your Gongyin, please please Please, Zhenggong, please!I'm autistic, 嘤嘤嘤 QAQ! 】

However, An Youxi was unaware of everything that happened on the Internet. He was slowly shrinking himself into a small red ball, hugging his legs tightly with both hands, and buried his face in the In both knees, a pair of dull eyes stared straight at his pink feet, and muttered to himself with a face ashamed:

"I'm so stupid, really, all I know is that I'm going out tonight and I'm not at home. I don't know when I'll be back. I happily closed the doors and windows, put on my headphones, and played with wild men. Matching H, but I never thought that I blocked the whole world by doing this, and I never thought that my old Gong is the one who has the key to the house. No, the wild man caught me and the wild man as soon as I opened the door. Ah, how could that be?"

Ran Ningmu touched his face and head amusedly, and kissed his flushed eye sockets filled with physiological tears because of fright and shame.

When Ran Ningmu's soft lips touched An Youxi's eye sockets lightly, tears welled up in her eyes.

Ran Ningmu felt distressed and funny at the same time, quickly put his arms around the man and kept stroking his back, took out toilet paper from his trouser pocket and wiped it for him: "Why are you still crying?"

An Youxi fell into Ran Ningmu's arms, grabbed Ran Ningmu's clothes and whimpered, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow What did you do earlier? You always scare me suddenly, this is the second time!"

"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me, I'm bad, brother, stop crying," Ran Ningmu endured so that the corners of his mouth twitched, "But brother, have you noticed that this scene looks familiar now, and it happened more than once " He paused, and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "The last time I fell off the horse in the bar, brother, you hugged me like I'm hugging you now, and wiped my tears .”

An Youxi burst into tears: Uh.

"Brother, we seem to be playing a game called Bi Yi who is more dead than me or you. It seems that we have been doing various things non-stop since the first day we fell in love. If you die once, I will If you die once, you will be embarrassed for me, and I will be embarrassed for you, and we will be embarrassed by each other, and it is still a rotation system!"

Ran Ningmu told An Youxi that she had successfully shed a tear.Not only did the tears disappear, but his expression became extremely distorted and weird.

God Nima's rotation system.

Why do you suddenly feel that our relationship is like a joke? (It's a real joke, the kind of hahaha, there is no meaning of ridicule)

An Youxi didn't know that there were hundreds of bullet screens silently eavesdropping on the two of them talking, and for a while they were embarrassed by this epic embarrassing scene, and for a while they were stunned by An Youxi, the cosplayer of Mrs. Xianglin I was screaming, and after a while my body was numb by Ran Ningmu's sulisuqi gentle voice, and now I was amused by Ran Ningmu's ecstatic speech.

"Thank you so much, I can't cry at all now," An Youxi caught a glimpse of Ran Ningmu kneeling in front of her, raised her head, looked at her with a doting smile, couldn't help poking her lightly He held the backs of his hands and asked in a low voice, "Don't you have anything to ask me?"

Ran Ningmu gave a low laugh, stood up slowly, lifted An Youxi's chin to force him to kiss her, and kept pinching the back of An Youxi's neck with the other hand, biting his lips and moaning indistinctly. He smiled and said, "Brother, if you have anything to say, why not talk about it after we finish, how about it? Huh?"

An Youxi's eyes widened suddenly, her eyes full of disbelief: How dare my little wolfdog say such wolfish words to his innocent and shy wife?

Ran Ningmu was convinced that she saw in his wife's eyes the incomparably double-eyed words "You can also open your mind", and pursed his lips: "... I am also a top student in a prestigious school, so I don't think I'm still like this now. I can't figure out the truth." Although in fact he is stupid, he just has no IQ at all, and his enlightenment depends on the help of his relatives and friends.

He rubbed the tip of An Youxi's nose, his broad palm was hot: "...Come?"

An Youxi put her arms around his neck and kissed him, but before kissing a few times, the director's voice suddenly came out from the stereo: "Ahem, cough, that, Yuzu, if you and Lao Gong are going to go to that or something, remember Turn off the microphone first." Such a chirping voice is also very loud, shy~**

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu: "..."

It doesn't matter, they have sufficient experience in social death, what big storms and waves haven't they seen?

As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.

Isn't it just that the whole process of flirting with Lao Gong/wife was watched by hundreds of spectators?

Heh, at worst, just treat it as charity, and spread more and sweeter honey, lemon and grapefruit candies to the broader land of our great motherland.

[Don't stop, we've known each other for so many years, why are you being so polite? 】

[? ? ?Is there anything I, a distinguished VIP, can't hear? 】

[Director, I hate you! ! ! 】

An Youxi took a few deep breaths, turned off the computer indifferently amidst the wailing sound of the barrage, then turned around and grabbed Ran Ningmu's collar with Ran Ningmu's doting smile, and threw him on the bed. On the other hand, she strode up boldly, touched his neck and collarbone with thin, soft fingertips, and raised her eyelashes from bottom to top to look at him: "Shall we have a competition?"

Ran Ningmu lowered her eyes: "How do you compare?"

After An Youxi took off her vest, she spoke unscrupulously, but Ran Ningmu was irritated: "It depends on who we cry first, how about it?"

"Youyou," Ran Ningmu called him with a smile, reaching out to stroke his red and swollen eyelids, "Your tear glands are so developed, are you sure it's better than this?"

"Bold, call brother!" An Youxi pinched his face into a chicken's mouth, "Don't think I can't tell that you are actually laughing at me for crying! Obviously you are not much better yourself, okay? When did you cry? The nose is not the tears I wiped for you, you said yourself?"

Ran Ningmu thought about it for a while, and even discussed the matter of crying without blushing, and kept babbling with a small chicken mouth: "This thing seems to be the same as social death, and it's also a rotation system. Look, you Cry once, I cry once, you wipe your tears, I wipe your tears, we cry in exchange..."

"Shut up!" An Youxi felt that if she let this man go on, he would be wilted, so she blocked it directly.

……

……

Thunder and fire.

Mars hits Earth.

Long drought meets rain.

When An Youxi and Ran Ningmu enjoyed the above natural wonders together, Ran Ningmu finally met the perfect wife he had fantasized about for several days, and An Youxi finally met the real wolf dog Mao Mao.

In addition to admiring the natural wonders, they also went hand in hand to the supermarket to buy olives and tea bags, first went to the tea room to make honey lemon grapefruit tea, and then sat on the tea boat while drinking tea and eating fried rice made with olive oil . ①

The tip of the nose is the moist water vapor of the river, and the thick velvet carpet is under the feet. ①

The traffic on the bridge reflects the Milky Way universe on the deep river water, and the ripples are golden and slender, with a luster like copper wire. ①

Standing on the prow of the tea boat, Ran Ningmu expressed his aspirations to become a Confucianist to An Youxi. ①

An Youxi was very moved, and felt that the ambitious Ran Ningmu was simply super cool, so she shed tears of relief and joy. ①

After getting off the tea boat, Ran Ningmu took An Youxi to the Social Security Bureau to pay the two of them social security. ①

Due to some force majeure, both of them paid social security several times before finally paying the social security. ①

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In the end the two were tied.Because both of them cried happily, more than once, and both of them cried so much that they didn't have the time to record who cried more and who cried less, so it's a tie.

Afterwards, An Youxi lay on her back on the bed, sweating profusely and said with emotion: "Wow, I'm so tired and paralyzed, I don't want to move anymore. You, old Gong, are awesome." He compared a big girl to Ran Ningmu beside him as he spoke. thumb.

Ran Ningmu grabbed his hand and clasped his fingers tightly, and they boasted to each other: "I'm so proud of you, my wife, you are also super good. It really impressed me. I almost gave you my life. You really deserve to swim in the sea of ​​pornography with 40G seeds in your hand." resource rich.”

"Huh?!" An Youxi turned her head to look at him, "You even know all this? Didn't I fall because of the pia scene just now?"

"Let's talk about the specific situation tomorrow. We wake up tomorrow, wake up and confront each other, and clarify all the messy and silly misunderstandings before. Wow, the more I think about it, the more incredible it becomes. How could I be so stupid before? But I I'm so sleepy now, my wife, let's embrace sleepiness together."

An Youxi couldn't keep her eyes open, she could only open her mouth to speak thanks to Yu Yun's support: "But what about the sheets and quilt? I don't want to move anymore, and I don't have any strength left."

"Me too. I've never been so tired after running 5000 meters. I really don't have any problems at all." Ran Ningmu hugged An Youxi in his arms and kissed him on the face in a daze, "what's the matter?" Let’s talk about it tomorrow, sleepy and sleepy.”

An Youxi squinted her eyes and hugged him back to kiss him: "Both of our eyes will definitely be swollen when we wake up tomorrow. I have never had so much water in my life."

?I suspect you are in ghs and have stripped your vest. "Then I'll cook some eggs for you tomorrow, Trojan Horse~ Good night, wife."

"Chirp~ Good night, old Gong."

Ran Ningmu and An Youxi:

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The author has something to say:

① Translation: microwave oven

Write some awkward, coquettish and stupid daily life later, and the main text can be finished.

What I think of right now:

1. The campus wedding is a very silly and down-to-earth Chinese and Western double-style mess. The whole school is excited, including 5000 million and 500 million dog bosses. The scene is expected to be very chaotic.

2. First sight is home. Base if

Family members can comment and leave comments if they have fun, and the background can be changed at will, such as the president's entertainment circle, etc., but there should be no fantasy elements, such as rnm turning into a dog or lemon, etc. If it gives me inspiration, I will send a red envelope~ If there is no, it will be liao ~