I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

It's over, it's over, it's over, his face is gone, his face is gone, his face is gone...

Trembling, An Youxi supported the table and sat down slowly, then dialed Ran Ningmu's phone number again with shaking hands.

"Hello? Mumu, you," An Youxi swallowed her dry throat, trying to make her voice sound more natural, "Did you find my video?"

"Yeah, I found it, it's the one on the table, right?"

An Youxi was slightly taken aback, she didn't expect Ran Ningmu's attitude to be so natural.

what happened?Didn't Lao Gong actually discover what was in his cloud disk?

"Yes, that's the one. If you get it, send it to me quickly." An Youxi was thinking about what to say to test it out, when she heard Ran Ningmu speak up.

"Brother, when I came back, I found that your computer was not turned off. It may be because you forgot to turn it off when you downloaded something last night. Your things have been downloaded now, so should I turn off the computer?"

An Youxi was completely stunned.

Why did he really not see Ran Ningmu's tone? ?

That's right, An Youxi thought carefully about the times she downloaded things in the past. After the download was complete, a completion prompt would usually pop up. You just need to cross off the prompt, and you don't need to click into the folder during the process.

And he believes that his old Gong will never look through his cloud disk without his permission.

So his face is still there!

Great, he hasn't died yet!

My Hu Hansan is back again!

An Youxi beamed with joy: "Well, then you can just shut it down! Do you love you~"

……

the other side.

Ran Ningmu replied to his wife, then hung up the phone, changed his frightened expression in a second, propped his head on the table and rubbed his forehead in dizziness.

He... what did he find?

A full 10G teaching file package on how to squeeze my husband dry?

His wife has learned how to be bad!

He just said, how could his innocent little fairy wife take the initiative to peel his skin and eat his little lemon, and eat it with such... so much relish, so skillful!

Although it is clear from the oral method that he is practicing for the first time, it is very obvious that these practices are based on a huge theoretical knowledge base, because he is proficient in the later stage, and his wife's progress is really super fast. Helping his wife peel the grapefruit several times, I am ashamed of myself!

Ran Ningmu felt that he had discovered the truth, and finally felt a lot better. He was about to turn off the cloud disk when he suddenly realized that there was a loophole in his thinking just now.

No, aren't these resources just downloaded today?

Where did his wife get the theoretical knowledge she learned early?

Ran Ningmu couldn't hold back and turned his gaze back to the cloud disk in front of him.

In this way, there is only one truth.

That is, it is not the first time that his wife has downloaded something like this, and there is very likely to be more criminal evidence in the cloud disk in front of her...

No, no, this is someone else's privacy, without their permission, he can't browse it casually.

Ran Ningmu shook his head, and clicked the fork immediately, but what he forked off was the folder in front of him, so when the folder was forked off, the cloud disk covered under the folder suddenly appeared in front of him, with titles in the cloud disk Horror, shocking content, and a total of 30G folders also appeared in front of my eyes.

(Because these Japanese titles are too horrifying, the content is too shocking, and they can’t even pass the review, so they are locked, but it can be regarded as proved by the facts that it is really horrifying, really shocking, it is a waste of my time Big Energy deliberately found the title from a small website, ε=(`ο`*)))) Sigh)

……

The title is so exciting that even a person who doesn't understand Japanese at all can guess what these things are from the few Chinese characters in it.

Ran Ningmu stared dumbfounded at these unfamiliar characters, standing still like a sculpture for a long time, until there was a bang under his feet, Ran Ningmu suddenly woke up, leaned over to pick up the phone, quickly copied the video, took out the USB flash drive and turned it off The computer stumbled and fled the scene, its hastily looking back looked like a hundred spirit-absorbing goblins were chasing behind it.

……

Ran Ningmu arrived in the classroom in time when it was approaching the last few minutes of class.

An Youxi first copied the video into the computer, and after returning to her seat, she saw Ran Ningmu's face clearly. After a slight pause, she quickly found a tissue to help him wipe the sweat off his forehead and nose, and touched his face with distress. Face: "Actually, there is no need to be so anxious. I can ask the teacher to move my order to the back."

Ran Ningmu shrank her neck suddenly as if she had been scalded.

An Youxi paused, pursed her lips, her eyes were obviously confused and hurt: "Mumu?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you can touch it if you want! I didn't avoid it on purpose just now!" Ran Ningmu grabbed An Youxi's hand and pressed it to his face. Facing An Youxi's suspicious gaze, his throat knot rolled dryly Rolling away, he said in a hoarse voice, "I...I'm just too hot, I'm afraid I'll wipe the sweat on your hands..."

At this moment, the teacher who had entered the classroom at some point suddenly knocked on the blackboard: "Ahem, class has started, children, can unrelated family members avoid it for a while?"

The classroom burst into laughter all of a sudden.

Ran Ningmu stood up abruptly, buried her head and said, "Brother, I'm leaving", and hurriedly slipped out through the back door.

The class bell rang in the classroom behind him.

Ran Ningmu fled with a crazily beating heart flushed all over his face.

What a shame...

Ran Ningmu gritted her teeth in pain.

The moment his wife's cold fingertips touched his face just now, he... actually did that!

When did his self-control become so bad?

He is obviously a man as tough as steel, isn't he?

This is so brutal!

However, no matter how much Ran Ningmu lashed out at him, those incomprehensible characters turned into various images of his wife one by one, which could not be lingered in his mind.

(Here, a section of Ran Ningmu's excessive and shameful obscenity is deleted here. The main content of the obscenity is probably that Ran Ningmu brought his wife into those Japanese scenes)

And that day when he was pretending to be Sleeping Beauty, he secretly opened his eyes and saw the incomparably wonderful scene on his body.

……

No...can't think anymore!

Ran Ningmu closed the door with a bang, sat down behind the door drenched in sweat, took two heavy breaths, and finally closed her eyes tightly as if giving up the treatment.

……

After a few 10 minutes.

Ran Ningmu went to the bathroom with an expression of wanting to cry or not, got a mop out, obediently mopped the dirty floor, and then went to rinse the mop again.

After rinsing, Ran Ningmu still felt that she couldn't get over it, so she just took the cleaned mop and started mopping the floor frantically all over the room, devoting herself to washing away her inner impetuosity with the sweat of labor.

So when An Youxi got home, she was shocked to find that the floor of the house looked as if it had been licked by a dog, and it was so clean that she could almost skate on it.

An Youxi walked over, hugged Ran Ningmu naturally, and rubbed her face against Ran Ningmu's back, which was steaming like a small stove: "Why do you suddenly start doing housework? It's so hard on such a hot day, isn't it at home?" Is there a housekeeper to clean up every day?"

Ran Ningmu felt that the anger in his heart that had been suppressed with great difficulty rose up again in an instant, and invaded his limbs like a bamboo, and couldn't help tensing the muscles in his back.

"Mumu, what's wrong with you?" An Youxi poked her head out from behind, pursed her lips and said with a smile, "Are you going to the bathroom to fix it now? Or... can I help you?"

The ending of the last few words is light and fluttering, like a spider's silk.When she said this, An Youxi deliberately blew a breath behind Ran Ningmu's ear, she couldn't be more wicked.

"I... I'm going to the bathroom!" Ran Ningmu jumped up like a puppy whose tail was stepped on, and disappeared in the bathroom in the blink of an eye.

An Youxi looked at Ran Ningmu's lively back, and felt that his old Gong had become more and more strange these days, but he didn't think too much about it, and only blamed it on the fact that his old Gong was still immersed in his own guilt and couldn't extricate himself. Then he couldn't wait to enter the study, and hurried to Kangkang to see how his newly collected learning materials were downloaded.

……

It's Saturday in a blink of an eye.

In the past few days, An Youxi has been busy with all kinds of end-of-class assessments, and she didn't even have time to study the newly downloaded material package, so she completely ignored Ran Ningmu's unpredictable thoughts all day long.

After completing the last public elective exam on Saturday afternoon, An Youxi turned on her phone and found that the director had sent herself a message, reminding him of the FT at [-] o'clock tonight.

An Youxi thought about it, and sent an inquiry to Ran Ningmu first. After learning that Ran Ningmu was not at home and would not be back in a short time, An Youxi sent a positive reply to the director.

……

Ran Ningmu is indeed not at home.

At this time, he was sitting on a deck chair in a small park near the school, quietly blowing the cool autumn breeze, and then called Li Jingmo.

He was really in a mess.

On the one hand, the impact of what he saw on his wife's computer and the pure image of his wife made him unable to recover for a long time.

On the one hand, he seemed to have been invaded by a lewd demon, and he couldn't control his crazy lust for his wife no matter what.

From the very beginning when his wife touched him with her fingertips, he rebelled against him. Later, when his wife just licked his lips after meals, or rolled his Adam's apple while drinking water, he was so inhuman. Like a wild beast, it rose from the ground in an instant, wishing to pounce on him on the spot and tell his wife to tear it apart and eat it.

The more this is the case, the more guilty Ran Ningmu feels, and every moment he despises himself more than the previous moment, but he can't control it completely.

On the last aspect, it is his remaining IQ that keeps clamoring in a certain corner of his brain, as if he is trying very hard to scoop up his love brain that has sunk into the bottom of the river from the river of love, empty out the water inside, and let the He used his brain to think about what was going on with his wife.

After thinking about it for two days, Ran Ningmu decided to give up her IQ and seek help from relatives and friends outside the arena.

This time Ran Ningmu didn't have any reservations anymore, from the moment he fell in love with his wife at first sight, how the two of them got together after Wu Tianqing's stimulation, and later on when he pretended to be a milk dog in front of his wife and ended up overturning the car, he told Li Jingmo all about it.

Li Jingmo's expression can be described as wonderful, but he understands why Ran Ningmu's astonishment as if possessed by a ghost in front of their brothers before, he was silent for a long time after listening, and then with An Youxi's cousin With a heartbeat, he vomited out the same emotion: "What kind of sand sculpture fruit love story is this? You two have only been together for a month, right? This experience is simply richer than other young couples at school who have been together for four years."

"Don't be poor, help me to think about it, I feel that my IQ is not enough."

Li Jingmo spoke to the sky: "So why do you firmly believe that your wife is pure?"

Ran Ningmu was taken aback: "What do you mean I firmly believe? My wife is very pure?"

Li Jingmo was speechless: "Then you deceived your wife by pretending to be a milk dog at the beginning? How do you know that your wife is not pretending to be pure on purpose?"

What do you mean?

Pretend, pure?

Maybe his wife is pretending to be innocent?

Ran Ningmu was shocked by this hypothesis, and was speechless for a long time, before he licked his lips dryly after a while, and said sincerely: "I really can't refute what you said."

yes!why?

So why does he firmly believe that his wife is pure?

Is it just because his wife is so handsome, blushes and shy at every turn, her voice is soft, and her body is soft?

Then he also looks milky, and even has dimples and canine teeth?

He looks like this and it doesn't affect him drinking, fighting, perming his head, getting tattoos, going shopping, riding a motorcycle!

At this moment, Ran Ningmu's brain successfully connected with An Youxi's back then, and finally realized that her preconceived thinking had fallen into a misunderstanding.

He self-servingly identified his pure personality through his wife's pure appearance, but he forgot that since he was able to hide his true nature from his wife, his wife could of course also hide her true nature from him.

With such a simple reason, why hasn't he turned the corner all these days?

So it is very likely that his wife is not pure at all?If it's not pure, what else can it be?What is the antonym of pure?

Ran Ningmu felt that his mind suddenly went down, so he instinctively opened Baidu and searched for "antonyms of pure and pure", and the result came up with "heavy and complex".

? ?

What the hell?

Li Jingmo didn't know that his brother was making sand sculptures again, and he was still feeling very emotional for their two awesome liars, Guofufu: "It seems that you have finally turned your mind back. As the saying goes, the authorities are obsessed with the bystanders, and you can't do it if you are so stupid." Blame you, after all, being in love makes people lose their intelligence, so let me remind you kindly.

"You know that I study the law. In the process of studying cases, we often encounter thinking exercises such as giving some small details and asking you to deduce the person's motives for committing crimes. A person's nature must reflect In every aspect of life, no matter how good your acting skills are, it’s impossible for you to have no clues at all, just think carefully about your past experience with your wife, and you will definitely find your blind spots!”

Ran Ningmu suddenly remembered that when he heard his wife's radio play for the first time, he already had a vague guess in his heart. At that time, he also had a flashback memory, from the princess hugging her neck to teaching him The wife skateboards, goes to the dormitory to take a bath, then touches the throat, kisses, and falls off the horse... Now the latest time, his wife ate his little lemon while he was acting as Sleeping Beauty , and came a hearty navel orange...

At that time, he recalled killing, what conclusion did he draw?

Oh yes, he said his wife is a natural fishing system.

So it's not natural at all?

How did the Internet comment on his wife?

Fishing lures...

So his wife is a lure? !

Once this idea was cleared up, Ran Ningmu suddenly remembered that the books he didn't recognize on his wife's bookcase were all in Japanese!

Ran Ningmu is almost ready to react to Japanese now, and just hearing these two words makes her want to take over.

So it’s been a long time, but he can’t stand his strong memory. He recalled the only Chinese character he knew at that time without thinking much, and opened Baidu and typed “抱” and “Male 1”...

What came out was indeed a little yellow manga!

The kind that can be yellow or yellow!

Wow, thanks to him, he asked his wife what kind of comics she likes the most, how did his wife answer?

A sweet pure love story?

Sweetness is quite sweet, just ask where is the pureness of this picture of holy light flying all over the sky? !

I!of!old!Po!big!people!

Is there anything more exciting than being in love?

Have.

That is, you who have been wanting and dissatisfied for a long time suddenly find that your wife is also lusting and dissatisfied!

You and your wife are both carnivorous and carnivorous!

All!think!eat!Meat!

Ran Ningmu felt that his brain had never been so clear since seeing his wife for the first time. He stood up, thanked his mobile phone quickly and said goodbye, then turned and ran towards home.

These two days are enough to drive Ran Ningmu crazy, he is very urgent now, his eyes are astonishingly bright, like a wild wolf about to enjoy the food that he has been hungry for for 800 years.

In layman's terms it is.

He is rushing home to meet his wife!

Don't stop him! ! !

……

Just when Ran Ningmu was in a hurry to rush back to his Japanese wife, An Youxi, the wife who was about to be taken by the Japanese, was hitting the waves in the masquerade herself.

The sweet voice of the host said: "There are gossip that Yuzu's idiot is no longer worthy of H. Is this true? Yuzu's idiot?"

An Youxi brought up the same set of arguments she used to deal with the director back then: "That's right, I will never be worthy of H again, or I will be jealous of Lao Gong."

"Ahhhhhhh" and "so sweet, so sweet" flashed across the barrage, but more of them were still "sighing".

The host said coquettishly: "But Yuzu silly mother, your H is really amazing! Have you really stopped thinking about it?"

An Youxi was ruthless: "No, now I have someone who is a veteran, and I have to guard my male virtues."

The host cried and said: "Since this is the case, then we have no way to continue persuading, but Yuzu silly mother, look, there are so many little babies who like you came to the scene today, just want to hear your voice, but you The sudden announcement of such a bad news, the little ones must feel so heartbroken, shouldn't you give us some compensation?"

An Youxi: "...If you have something to say, you might as well just say it."

The host quickly put away the tears: "Since that's the case, I'll just say it straight. That is to say, when people break up, there will be a final breakup show. Today, Yuzu silly mother, you officially announced your withdrawal from the H circle, don't you plan to do it for yourself?" Are your little ones going to have a back-and-forth?"

An Youxi: "...Your eloquence is so 6, I have to wonder if you have already planned to trick me?"

The host laughed haha ​​and said that there is nothing there.

An Youxi had no choice but to say that what the other party said was quite reasonable.He has been in the circle for so many years, and he still has a lot of true fans. The last benefit should not be stingy, not to mention that today is the end of FT, everyone is happy and having fun, if he is twitchy, wouldn't it be corrupt To everyone's interest?

"Tell me, who will go?"

The four words seem ordinary, but anyone who is familiar with Yuzu knows that the full name of the last two words is actually "who will fuck me".

The barrage and the host immediately cheered, and began to carefully select from Zai Mai's various CVs, trying to present the most perfect experience for Yuzu's last H, like a buyer who chooses an oiran.

The male CV who starred in another protagonist Gong in this drama said bluntly: "Because I have a special status in this drama. I am the protagonist Gong. It might be suspected of dismantling CP, but if I am not the protagonist Gong, it is impossible for me to be myself, so I will not participate in this matter."

"Okay, okay, you stop talking, like a veteran cadre, chattering," a male CV with an offensive and acceptable voice interrupted him with disgust, "If you don't want to fuck, I will fuck!"

The male CV who played the protagonist Gong was suddenly unhappy: "No, you have old Gong too!"

A male CV with an acceptable voice: "Pfft, I have an old Gong, but I don't have a wife~"

"You, I..." The male CV who plays the protagonist Gong couldn't say anything about him, and finally he could only sigh helplessly and lovingly, "Okay, then you guys come."

With the experience of losing a horse last time, this time An Youxi specially checked all the windows and locked the door of the bedroom. He even brought his newly bought super noise-proof headphones to guarantee 100% elimination of all external interference , and then began his last retreat of the waves in the waves.

……

at the same time.

Ran Ningmu, who was rushing back to his old wife, opened the door of the house with the key, looked around, but did not see his wife everywhere, only the door of the bedroom was closed, and that person was probably in the bedroom.

Ran Ningmu's eyes were wide open, and she walked over to knock on the door expectantly, but no one responded.

Strange in his heart, he increased the strength of his subordinates and shouted a few times at the same time, but still no one responded.

With his loud voice, even if he fell asleep, he should be woken up. Ran Ningmu couldn't help worrying, maybe something happened to his wife in the room?Without thinking about it, I quickly found a spare key and opened the door.

However, the moment he opened the door, the singing of grapefruit fruits swept across Ran Ningmu's body and mind like a tide.

What kind of song is this?

But listening to this sound is like chopping like sharpening, like cutting like grinding, starting and turning, winding around the beam endlessly.

"The big strings are like torrential rain, and the small strings are like whispers. The big and small beads fall on the jade plate."

This is the grapefruit singing that Ran Ningmu has never heard since he planted the grapefruit tree for so long, but it is the voice that he has imagined countless times in his dreams.

His dream suddenly came true?

However, hasn't he mined it yet?

So what is this grapefruit singing?And he sang happier than when he was picking grapefruits...

Is he really that useless?

Ran Ningmu was stunned, and stood up in a dazed posture, and at the same time, there was an urge to burst into tears.

hit.

However, An Youxi didn't realize it, and was still screaming hard.

Well, because he is wearing super anti-noise headphones that 100% eliminate all external interference, so naturally he can't hear Ran Ningmu's voice coming home, nor can he hear Ran Ningmu's voice knocking on the door and calling him, let alone He heard the sound of footsteps slowly approaching behind him.

So, Ran Ningmu just faced his wife's singing with higher and higher pitch, rougher tone, louder and louder, faster rhythm, more exaggerated performance, and more and more intense singing, one step at a time. He walked up to his wife with a stiff step, patted his wife's shoulder lightly, and asked in a trembling voice, "Brother, what are you doing?"

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① "Qi Ao" unknown in the pre-Qin period

② "Pipa Xing" Tang Bai Juyi