I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure
Chapter 34 Social Death Lemon: Pupil Earthquake.jpg! ! !
The evening performance lasted until two or three o'clock in the morning. Ran Ningmu originally lived in Li Jingmo's house, but now he brought his wife, and it would be too immoral to go to his brother's house, so he simply stayed in the clubhouse above the bar opened a room.
Ran Ningmu took off the last pair of underpants tonight, and was completely accepted by his wife. He was light from head to toe. Don't be too happy running naked, even with courage, he has gained a lot of weight.
As soon as she entered the door, Ran Ningmu pressed An Youxi behind the door and kissed her, and even supported someone to hug her, so that An Youxi was forced to clamp her waist with her legs and wrap her arms around her neck.
An Youxi was shocked at first, then ecstatic, and at the same time, there was an unavoidable burst of heart cramps and endless regrets. Why didn't he discover Ran Ningmu's true nature earlier, causing himself to eat such a vegetarian diet for nothing? ...
Ran Ningmu carried An Youxi directly into the bathroom while his wife was crazily insulting him in his arms.
"Yuyou, can you? It's in the bathroom."
Ran Ningmu was just trying to test it out, but after An Youxi was slightly taken aback, she immediately hugged her neck even tighter, clenched her hair with five fingers, and buried her neck in the socket of her neck with a soft hum.
This, this is too cute!
Ran Ningmu instantly turned into a wolf.
An Youxi: So happy to fly.jpg!
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For a long time after that.
Ran Ningmu held An Youxi's feet and ankles touched by a drunk man to her lips, kissed and kissed, licked and licked, and the disinfection couldn't be more thorough.
Of course, except for the feet and ankles, there is no favoritism in other places.But it was very obvious that Ran Ningmu was more interested in his legs tonight than usual.Probably thanks to the pair of gay shorts his cousin picked out for him.
The cow is still the cousin cow.
An Youxi felt that Ran Ningmu's saliva was all over her body.
What a delight!He wept with joy!
It can be regarded as eating serious meat once, and finally it is not only once again!
The only regret is that Ran Ningmu seemed to be a little too excited, and was moved to be grateful for An Youxi's tolerance and acceptance of herself, but she didn't let An Youxi pay a little bit, and did everything by herself, and was committed to making An Youxi feel The ultimate service that you can't even spend money on. An Youxi couldn't even touch a single hair of Ran Ningmu's tattoo, let alone the kiss he had been thinking about for a long time, let alone He has been thinking about the reciprocity for Little Lemon for a longer time.
An Youxi was both happy and bitter. Although he loved her very much, but could he be allowed to do it again? Help? Suddenly, there was a feeling that there was nowhere to use her abilities.
Thanks to his theoretical knowledge is so ~ so rich!The result is that there is no chance of practice!
What made him even more aggrieved was that because he was crying with joy, he was misunderstood by Ran Ningmu again. No matter how he explained, he was crying comfortably, not because he couldn't stand it. Ran Ningmu didn't believe it, and he didn't know what was going on in his head , firmly believed that An Youxi was obedient to herself, but she had no confidence in her own skills, so she took the initiative to apologize to An Youxi, and then ended the friendly meeting ahead of schedule, even though An Youxi was still completely Not eating enough.
If you really fulfilled the promise you made in the bar not long ago, "If you can't say it, I've noticed it, and I will never force you, don't worry." Forcibly stamping An Youxi means "can't say it".
And he noticed it, so he would never force An Youxi.
Ran Ningmu put the cleaned An Youxi into the quilt, and smiled at him gently: "Brother, don't worry, even though you don't want to talk, I understand."
An Youxi: "..."
An Youxi really wanted to spray a mouthful of old blood on Ran Ningmu's face.
You know shit, you know.
I beg you to hurry up and force me, my good brother.
It is not good for people to be established too well.
He's telling the truth, but people don't believe it!
Even because he accepted Ran Ningmu's nature too quickly, without even a trace of hesitation, it made Ran Ningmu more firm in his kindness and tolerance, and also more firm in his forcing himself.
An Youxi: Crazy.jpg
The person hugging her behind her was sleeping peacefully, An Youxi was so depressed that she couldn't sleep, she took out her phone and looked through the group messages.
His Ukrainian elective is an interesting course, and it is only a few short weeks. Calculating the time, it will almost be over when he returns to school.
The teacher of the course told them on the first day of the course that the final exam requires them to make a short video performance of five to 10 minutes. The content and form are not limited. The only requirement is that the students must use Ukrainian in full in the video. On the last day of class, students have to bring a USB flash drive to the classroom to copy their videos, and the teacher will play them in public one by one, and make corrections on the spot. This kind of public punishment makes some students who originally wanted to fish in troubled waters have to Pull up your spirits and prepare seriously.
It is still very common to record a small video as the assessment standard to end the class. If you are more stable, recite poetry in Ukrainian, or learn to sing a Ukrainian song, which are relatively simple forms.
However, An Youxi felt that this was a good opportunity for Ran Ningmu to lie down obediently, allowing him to do whatever he wanted and try his best.
If Ran Ningmu could accept it, he would directly explode the horse on the spot.
If Ran Ningmu's performance is not acceptable... Of course, the vest will still explode, but it needs to be considered again.
An Youxi secretly made up her mind, found the fairy tale "Sleeping Beauty" on her phone, and began to write the Ukrainian dialogue.
But before I wrote a few words, the director of the crew who asked him to re-dub before suddenly sent a message.
Director: Baby, the last episode of our radio drama was released last night, so the whole radio drama is completely over~ Our crew plans to hold a final FT at [-] o'clock this Saturday night, do you want to come?
An Youxi took a meal.
Ever since he was with Ran Ningmu, he hasn't cared about Two-dimensional matters for a long time, and he has long forgotten that he still has such a radio drama in his hands.
But when it comes to this radio drama, An Youxi inevitably thinks of someone...
Yuzu: Is Qingtian there?
director:! ! !Baby, you still haven't slept so late?You said Qingtian, Qingtian announced his withdrawal from the circle a few days ago, don't you know?And it seems that he was cruel, the group also quit, Weibo was also deleted, and the cute voice control was completely found out.
Director: Oh, by the way, speaking of Moe Voice Control, the official Weibo of Moe Voice Control posted an announcement a while ago, which seems to say that their investor has been replaced or something. Don’t everyone on the Internet say that Moe Voice Control is the son of a xxx video site? ?Coincidentally, xxx.com is not very safe recently, and I don't know if it has anything to do with the turmoil of Meng Voice Control
Director: Oh, it's getting too far, how can we figure out these things about capitalists, let's talk about Saturday's FT, are you coming, Yuzu?If you want to come, I will write your name in advance, and let the planner write a series of high-end appearance introductions for you!
If Qingtian wasn't there, An Youxi would actually like to participate, but he himself wasn't sure if he was free on Saturday, so he could only answer vaguely: Can I reply to you that day?
Director: Of course, it’s just an entertainment event. If you’re not sure, we’ll treat you as a surprise guest. It’s a surprise if you can come. It’s okay if you can’t. Then I won’t name you. Have you written it down?If you suddenly want to participate in the middle, just tell me, I will go to say hello to the host in advance, and help you on the mic!
An Youxi said thank you and good night, then put the screen of the phone on the bedside table, then turned to face Ran Ningmu, stared at his superior jaw line for a while, couldn't hold back and took a sip, and the money shrank into Ran Ningmu's arms Ri closed his eyes.
Looking at Wu Tianqing's matter, it was clear that Ran Ningmu was helping him vent his anger. An Youxi was not a holy father, so she didn't have sympathy for Wu Tianqing, but she was so happy.
Who told that pervert to bully him?Hmph, have you been taught a lesson by his old Gong?deserve it~
He's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world...
An Youxi murmured in her heart about the rainbow butt ratio that was not nutritious at all, and fell asleep sweetly with the corners of her mouth curled up.
……
Because I was eager to go back and arrange a cohabitation life, this trip ended early.
After confronting their cousin afterwards, An Youxi and Ran Ningmu finally understood the reason for their loss.
Cousin An Youxi and Li Jingmo are actually at the same school, both at xxx University of Chinese Science and Technology.
At that time, Ran Ningmu asked An Youxi's cousin which school she was in to avoid falling off the horse. An Youxi saw that there was a word "科" in xxx Hua xxx University of Science and Technology, so she took it for granted that it was abbreviated as "科大". It should be "Hua Da".
And Ran Ningmu got the information of "University of Science and Technology", searched on Baidu, and found another irrelevant xxx University of Science and Technology of China. Looking at the location, it is far away from Huada University where Li Jingmo is, so don't worry about it. open it.
So, when this person speaks, he must complete what he has said, and he must bring all the subject, predicate, guest, guest, and supplement. Don’t say the abbreviation, but the full name. It’s not to leave any chance for misunderstanding. .
Of course, it is best not to wear a vest from the very beginning, to avoid overturning from the root cause, otherwise cheating on your wife will not end well.
Of course, the same is true for deceiving Lao Gong.
It's not that it is not reported, the time has not come.
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The first thing after returning to school is to move out of the dormitory.
An Youxi didn't have many things, but there were a lot of shady books. Before moving, he specially bought a big cardboard box to seal the books, and watched Ran Ningmu help him transport them away, and then put them in the storage room .
He believed that Ran Ningmu wouldn't look at his things last time without his permission, but these things are not old-fashioned, and it's better not to put them outside to show his presence until he completely explodes.
It only took half a day for the two of them to pack up all their things.
Although no one lives in this house, a special person will come to clean it every week, and they can move in at any time, which is convenient for them to make a decision on the spot this time.
An Youxi was already very concerned about how rich Ran Ningmu was. After all, he was now the mother of two children worth 5000 million and 500 million, so he could no longer be as ignorant and fussy as before.
During the meal, An Youxi directly invited Ran Ningmu to record his class-ending video with him. Ran Ningmu naturally readily agreed, but when he heard that only himself and An Youxi were participating in the performance, he was still curious and asked more questions. He said, "Is it not enough if there are only two people? How about calling you, my roommate, and Xia Qianqian?"
An Youxi's eyes flickered slightly: "No, there are quite a few lines, two people are enough, and if we want to call them, we have to teach them to memorize Ukrainian sentence by sentence, it's a waste of time, It’s better just the two of us.” If there are other people present, how can he and his old Gong achieve great harmony in life?
After hearing this, Ran Ningmu also felt that it was really troublesome. It would be better for him and his wife to live in a two-person world. Maybe there would be a chance to molested her or something.
After the meal, the two of them went to the supermarket and bought some small props.
Afterwards, An Youxi showed Ran Ningmu the Ukrainian dialogue she had written, and asked professionals to correct her grammatical mistakes, and then he accompanied herself to memorize the dialogue.
An Youxi borrowed the camera tools from Xia Qianqian, from the camera to the tripod to the radio equipment, and An Youxi directed Ran Ningmu to carry them around the whole house.
The first location is the bathroom.
Queen An Youxi, the cosplay queen, was sitting in the bathtub with a towel in her hand, pretending to be taking a bath, and said in a Ukrainian voice: "I have been married to His Royal Highness for so many years, and I have never had a child. Ah, how could this happen? What? Great God, if you hear my heart, please grant me a child with His Highness the King!"
The frog of Ran Ningmu's cosplay jumped out from behind the camera, squatted in front of An Youxi's bathtub, croaked twice to identify himself, then knelt down on one knee, held An Youxi's hand, and looked up at An Youxi Xi's eyes, and with his low and moving voice, he said tenderly: "My beautiful queen, your voice has been heard by God, the great and merciful God has decided to grant your wish, and soon you will have a Beautiful and lovely girl."
An Youxi looked at the frog who was kneeling in front of her like a prince charming, hesitated to speak for a while, but still couldn't hold back and said, "Although my Ukrainian is not very good, did you bring something private? "For example, there seems to be something weird about the words "Her Royal Highness the Queen"? "And when I hear your tone, there is always an illusion that I am having a baby with you."
Ran Ningmu thought for a second, then pulled An Youxi up with her fingers clasped tightly, and said with a doting smile, "If my brother wants a child, I will work harder."
An Youxi stood firm in his arms: "? I suddenly realized that since you exposed your true nature, you seem to have become more and more presumptuous?"
Ran Ningmu kissed his lips smoothly: "It's nothing, let's go to the next place."
The second location is the bedroom.
An Youxi was lying on the bed covered with a quilt, and a doll cos was stuffed in the quilt to be pregnant.
Ran Ningmu's cosplay maid, lifted the quilt to look at An Youxi's open legs. "Strong! Hard, Your Majesty the Queen! The baby is about to be born!"
An Youxi frowned on the bed and yelled.
"Hold on baby! I can see the baby's head! Push harder baby! Our baby is coming soon!"
?What does this line mean?I'm sure I didn't put that sentence in?
Although An Youxi was a little puzzled, his good professionalism enabled him to continue the performance well.
He continued to hum a few times, and Ran Ningmu took out a cub from his stomach.
Ran Ningmu wrapped Cupid with the towel that An Youxi took a bath in the bathtub just now, and then secretly stuffed Yuelao in his pocket together, and said excitedly: "My beautiful queen, you are amazing! She actually gave birth to a pair of twins in one breath!"
"What?" An Youxi heard that the quantifier used by Ran Ningmu was an even number, so she impromptuly uttered a sentence in Ukrainian, and sat up in shock as she was dying.Didn't I just have a cub in my stomach?
Ran Ningmu showed the two children in her arms to An Youxi, and looked down at Yue Lao's kind face and Cupid's curled little wings, and said with emotion: "They are really a pair of gods and angels!"
An Youxi: "..." Help!What the hell am I talking about?I don't understand!I just want to ask if there is still a way to save the plot now?
Ran Ningmu's expression suddenly changed, and he knelt down in front of An Youxi's bed with a plop, hugged An Youxi's stomach, and said in tears: "I'm sorry, my beautiful Queen, I'm useless, I let you get pregnant A stillborn baby!" As he spoke, he took out the Yuelao from the towel and stuffed it back into his pocket, then gently put the only Cupid into An Youxi's arms, and An Youxi looked crazy at her. Under her gaze, she bent down and kissed An Youxi's forehead, and said with grief: "My beautiful Queen, from today onwards, she will be our only child."
An Youxi: "..." It seems that the plot should be brought back, so let's leave it at that.
In the subsequent performances, Ran Ningmu took advantage of An Youxi's incomprehension, all kinds of crazy and private goods, and froze to interpret a good fairy tale into a cp mess.
An Youxi was speechless and funny, with Ran Ningmu's beaming face, even if she didn't understand, she could still guess it, okay?
If he knew that Ran Ningmu couldn't intentionally destroy his end-of-class homework, then let him play.
The story behind it is well known.
At the banquet, the evil witch who was not invited to the banquet cursed the princess to fall to the ground and died when she was 15 years old when her finger was stabbed by a spindle. The last kind witch blessed the princess and did not die directly, but fell into a deep sleep.
In order to save his daughter from misfortune, the king ordered all the spindles in the country to be burned. However, when the princess was 15 years old, her finger was pierced by the spindle and she fell into a deep sleep.
This time it was Ran Ningmu who played the princess, and An Youxi only cosplayed the old lady who caused the princess to poke her finger in the middle.
The reason given by An Youxi is that the role of the princess is too small, and she has been sleeping since she was poked by the spindle. On the contrary, the prince behind him still has a big part in the role. suspicion.
Ran Ningmu felt that it made sense, so she happily lay down on the bed.
Of course, even if it doesn't make sense, Ran Ningmu will unconditionally obey An Youxi's request.
An Youxi read a background narration, and the cos prince came to the princess' room through all obstacles.
When he stood by the bed and looked down at the Sleeping Beauty sleeping peacefully with closed eyes on the snow-white sheets, the little vampire in his heart was drooling and rubbing his little hands together.
finally!He finally waited for this moment!
He wants to do whatever he wants with Lao Gong!
Logically speaking, when the plot progresses to this point, An Youxi should lean over and give Ran Ningmu a kiss, then Ran Ningmu can wake up smoothly, and the two hug and hold each other high. From then on, the prince and princess lived happily together Together.
However, Ran Ningmu lay there for a long time, and before An Youxi leaned over to kiss him, she couldn't help but frowned, and wanted to open her eyes to see the situation, but before he could move, she suddenly felt a slight coolness on her lips finger, and then An Youxi's cold voice exhaled softly in her ears: "Shhh—Sleeping Beauty is not allowed to open her eyes without the kiss of His Royal Highness."
Ran Ningmu's breathing was slightly stagnant.
This voice... is the voice he can often hear in his wife's radio drama.
It's cold, but attractive, like a cat's tail sweeping over your heart, and when you can't help but want to reach out to grab it, it slyly slips through your fingers, making a fuss. Make your heart itch.
What is his wife trying to do?
To be more precise... What is his wife planning to do to him?
Ran Ningmu faintly sensed something, but she wasn't too sure.
Just when he was in a state of confusion, there was a sound of the button of the leather belt being unbuttoned, and then he felt a chill on his skin.
It's his belt.
His belt was undone by his wife.
And behind the belt, the hem of his shirt was also lifted.
A cool touch fell on his tattoo, and he could almost imagine how those slender fingers slid across the weird lines, like a train running on the track, his brain Then there was the sound of the wheels rubbing against the rails, and clusters of jumping flames exploded on his nerves.
Until the soft things fell, An Youxi's indistinct voice sounded not far away.
"Today...let me make a cup of honey lemon tea for you. You just need to feel it carefully and with your heart."
The train derails.
Ran Ningmu's thoughts collapsed.
……
Today's honey lemon pomelo is a bit thicker, probably because today's fruit tea has added a new friend, that is, navel orange.
An Youxi finally got her wish.
He finally managed to reciprocate his old Gong's little lemon!Super Plus enjoy!
And he made Ran Ningmu not move, Ran Ningmu really lay down obediently the whole time cos Sleeping Beauty, and let An Youxi do all kinds of "hands up and down", "use both hands and mouth", "both mouths together"...
It wasn't until An Youxi "mouthed" a juicy navel orange for Ran Ningmu that she finally kissed Ran Ningmu kindly.
However, he didn't kiss well, instead, he set his sights on Xiaoliwo, whom he had coveted for a long time.
His mouth is O-shaped like a seal, covering Ran Ningmu's small prickly dimple, and then sticks out his tongue. His head circles around the prickly dimple, and he sticks into the hole of the prickly dimple to lick, and finally sucks Ran Ningmu's face, hard Pulling it out, Ran Ningmu's beautiful face was stretched out into a long strip like gummy candy.
Ran Ningmu thinks that even if Sleeping Beauty herself was fed a navel orange alive first, and then her face was slapped like this, she should wake up.
The beauty is just asleep, not dead!
So Sleeping Beauty opened her eyes, rose up, turned over and sang.
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Stir fry.
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The pear vortex is so sweet.
Grapefruit will also eat pear dimples in the future.
Navel oranges are also super sweet.
Grapefruit will also eat navel oranges in the future.
An Youxi held her eyelids firmly, pointed at the camera that was still in operation with the last bit of strength, reminded Ran Ningmu to save electricity, and finally fell asleep uncontrollably.
After Ran Ningmu cleaned the two of them, she lay on the bed and doubted life.
What did he go through just now?What did he do to his wife?
should say……
What did his wife do to him?
No, no, this is not right, how could his wife treat him like this?
His wife is obviously... she is such a pure and shy little fairy.
Is there some bad guy who spoiled his wife?
No, probably not, his wife had just parted with him and his cousin, and had stayed with him inseparably before and after.
And when he was with him, he didn't even play with his mobile phone very much. It was impossible for a bad person to spoil his wife under his nose.
That is……
Did his wife secretly imitate it?
Did his wife secretly watch something bad?
But his wife is so innocent and so shy, why would he peek at those bad things?
Ran Ningmu just opened his eyes and kept thinking, thinking, from the prehistoric universe to the opening of the sky, from the shifting stars to the vicissitudes of the sea, from the stars to the white belly.
The person in the arms suddenly groaned twice, and a white jade-like arm protruded from the quilt. The marks on it were shocking, from the shoulder to the wrist, there was almost no intact skin.
This was Ran Ningmu's punishment for An Youxi just taking advantage of him being under the witch's spell to lick his little lemon and little dimple.
It's just an arm, and it's hard to imagine what kind of terrifying scene it is under the quilt.
Normally, it should be unbearable to look directly at.
But a sand-carved dog like Ran Ningmu naturally wanted to lift his wife's quilt to have a look.
So he opened it.
Take a look.
Then let it go silently.
Ran Ningmu, this is a big attack who just fired up his wife a few hours ago.
at this moment.
suddenly.
cowardly.
No!Who is he, Ran Ningmu?He is the king of motorcycles!How could he be cowardly? !
He was just, just a little bit guilty...
Because he suddenly understood what his wife's actions far beyond his understanding were for.Besides for him, a dog man, who else could it be for?
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ofs.He is simply not human!
He is ashamed to see his wife!
Anyway!He, he, he, he has to go to morning self-study first!Otherwise, the counselor will call the roll call!
However, as a 24-hour filial piety veteran, even if you run (cross out) back to school for morning self-study, you have to help your wife get everything ready before leaving.
So Ran Ningmu got up at four o'clock in the morning, washed himself first, and washed the bed sheets that he changed last night, then changed his clothes and went downstairs to buy breakfast for him and his wife, and put his wife's share in the pot. Well, eat your own.
Then I helped my wife boil the water, went to the bathroom and helped my wife squeeze out the toothpaste, filled the cup with water, and placed all the towels and combs.
At this time, the sheets in the washing machine happened to be finished, so he took them out to dry, then went back to the bedroom, gently took out all the clothes his wife was going to wear today and arranged them next to the pillow, and wrote a warm reminder to put on clothes.
Finally, he touched his wife's face, and kissed his wife's eyebrows, nose, and lips.
After doing all of this, Ran Ningmu finally turned around three times at a time, and left his wife with visible reluctance to go to morning self-study.
……
After An Youxi woke up, she was really confused by the feeling of sore back, back pain and leg cramps in her body, and it took a while to remember that yesterday, his old Gong seemed to be stimulated a little bit by herself.
But this is just a trivial matter for him, he can fight another 300 rounds!
He was very satisfied with his old Gong's performance last night, he finally looked like a little wolf dog!
The only downside is that the number of times is a bit small.
But that's okay, there's still room for improvement!The future is promising!
An Youxi sat up from the bed, and when she turned her head, she found that her clothes were well folded next to the pillow, and there was a note on it.
He picked up the note with a dazed expression, got off the bed tremblingly, followed the instructions in the note, went to the bathroom to wash, went to the kitchen to have breakfast, and finally returned to the bedroom to change his clothes. The sheets had been aired shortly.
And the instructions on the note ended here, with a small red heart drawn at the end, and "My Wife, I Love You" written in large characters beside it.
what the hell……
An Youxi threw herself into the quilt, and took a deep breath of the woody air from his old attack.
Is this man really a little wolf dog, not a super warm golden retriever?
How can it be so warm!
ah ah ah ~
And judging by Ran Ningmu's performance, it should be regarded as accepting his temptation, right?Then can he explode the horse directly?
An Youxi blushed several times, got up and tidied the quilt, and immediately decided to go to school and explain everything to Ran Ningmu.
However, when An Youxi saw Ran Ningmu again, she suddenly found that things were different from what he had imagined... It seemed a little different?
Why did Ran Ningmu look at her evasively, with a guilty conscience?
Why does he always look like he has been prostituted by himself?Well, although yesterday's scene really looked like he went whoring...
Why does he want to get in touch with Lao Gong again at night, Lao Gong will stuff him back into the quilt with a sad face, and tell him to take a good rest and not force him, and look at him with very complicated and painful eyes, A look of "he has paid too much for this family"? ? ?
An Youxi didn't understand.
An Youxi didn't understand.
Old Gong, you are a little wolf dog!
You stand up!
Isn't it because he didn't control himself and accidentally fired up his wife again?
Should the next thing you do be feel guilty?
What you should do is to stir-fry your wife over and over again!
Wow, to be honest, sometimes An Youxi really loves and hates Ran Ningmu deeply. When she loves, she can be drowned by Ran Ningmu's sweet little tricks to the heart, and when she hates, she can be caught by Ran Ningmu's straight mind that he is not a straight man better than a straight man. Angry to death!
He's not that good at acting, is he?How thick is Ran Ningmu's filter for himself, so that he can still firmly believe that he is a pure and charming little white rabbit under his obvious temptation?
An Youxi is so angry, he doesn't know how Ran Ningmu's brain is too long to turn around.
He didn't believe it anymore, didn't he just want to test others, how could it be so difficult?
It must be that he didn't try hard enough!
An Youxi gritted her teeth secretly, and downloaded a full 10G of material on the computer in one breath. There are texts, pictures, and videos. The types are rich and complete. The theme of the file is "Teaching you from clothing to From makeup to facial expressions to language to gestures, seduce your husband, seduce your husband, make your husband want to stop you, can't live without you, can't want to die, can't stir fry olive copper wire tea bags social security, you can't wait to die under your peony flower Death"……
It just so happens that the 30G seeds in his cloud disk have been seen almost, and it's time to add some new tricks.
Although, this theme is really terrifying and violent...
An Youxi didn't realize that the way she was fighting Ran Ningmu to the death, she was actually quite out of her wits.
He obviously took off his clothes in front of Ran Ningmu. The matter that can be solved by just twisting it a few more times has to go around such a big circle, isn't it an axis?
There were too many things to download, and they couldn't be downloaded in a short time, so An Youxi turned on the computer and let the cloud disk load slowly by itself, and then he went straight to sleep.
……
The first period of the next morning is the last closing lesson of Ukrainian.
The messy "Sleeping Beauty" that came out that day has been edited by An Youxi, and it has been made into a complete 10-minute video, with bgm added in appropriate places. The production is not unsophisticated.
Of course, he and Ran Ningmu re-recorded the part where the prince kissed the princess awake the next day.
If they accidentally posted the process of Ran Ningmu firing him, then the two of them could consider buying a ticket overnight and fleeing the earth.
Ran Ningmu had no class today, so he stayed at home and read the latest financial reports.
An Youxi took the USB flash drive to the classroom, and when she was about to copy it to the computer in front of the podium, she realized that she had forgotten to copy the video from her laptop to the USB flash drive.
It's definitely too late to go back and forth now, so An Youxi had no choice but to call and ask Ran Ningmu to help him copy the video from the notebook into a USB flash drive, and then help him bring it to the classroom.
After hearing Ran Ningmu's answer, An Youxi hung up the phone with confidence.
Two seconds later, he stood up jerkily, and there was a loud bang in his mind like a star exploding, his eyes suddenly went blank, his body swayed weakly, and he was about to faint.
his computer...
Did you forget to turn it off last night?
Although it was true that he planned to explode in front of his old Gong, he did not intend to die in front of his old Gong!
Taking the initiative to explode your horse is completely different from being discovered by others and ripping off your vest!
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Meanwhile, off-campus.
Ran Ningmu took her USB flash drive and found An Youxi's laptop in the study.
"Huh? Why is it open?"
Ran Ningmu moved the mouse habitually, and the computer screen lit up, and suddenly there was a soft "ding" sound in the next second, and the words that something had been downloaded were displayed on the computer screen.
He originally wanted to turn off the prompt, but he didn't think about it. Muscle memory made him choose the "open file" command naturally.
Ran Ningmu's heart skipped a beat, he didn't want to pry into his wife's privacy, so he quickly clicked to close.
However, the loading speed of the cloud disk was much faster than his hand speed. Before he could move the mouse to the little fork, the name of the successfully loaded file was forcibly reflected in his eyes in an unstoppable manner.
"Teach you step by step from clothing to makeup to expression to language to action tricks. Pull your husband to hook and lead your husband to make your husband want to stop you. You can't live without wanting to die. You can't stir fry olive copper wire tea bags social security. You can't wait to die in your peony flower. From now on, I will be fine. Everyone will die..."
Ran Ningmu: Pupil earthquake.jpg! ! !
The author has something to say:
Lemon: My wife learned bad things secretly and hammered it!
Ran Ningmu took off the last pair of underpants tonight, and was completely accepted by his wife. He was light from head to toe. Don't be too happy running naked, even with courage, he has gained a lot of weight.
As soon as she entered the door, Ran Ningmu pressed An Youxi behind the door and kissed her, and even supported someone to hug her, so that An Youxi was forced to clamp her waist with her legs and wrap her arms around her neck.
An Youxi was shocked at first, then ecstatic, and at the same time, there was an unavoidable burst of heart cramps and endless regrets. Why didn't he discover Ran Ningmu's true nature earlier, causing himself to eat such a vegetarian diet for nothing? ...
Ran Ningmu carried An Youxi directly into the bathroom while his wife was crazily insulting him in his arms.
"Yuyou, can you? It's in the bathroom."
Ran Ningmu was just trying to test it out, but after An Youxi was slightly taken aback, she immediately hugged her neck even tighter, clenched her hair with five fingers, and buried her neck in the socket of her neck with a soft hum.
This, this is too cute!
Ran Ningmu instantly turned into a wolf.
An Youxi: So happy to fly.jpg!
……
For a long time after that.
Ran Ningmu held An Youxi's feet and ankles touched by a drunk man to her lips, kissed and kissed, licked and licked, and the disinfection couldn't be more thorough.
Of course, except for the feet and ankles, there is no favoritism in other places.But it was very obvious that Ran Ningmu was more interested in his legs tonight than usual.Probably thanks to the pair of gay shorts his cousin picked out for him.
The cow is still the cousin cow.
An Youxi felt that Ran Ningmu's saliva was all over her body.
What a delight!He wept with joy!
It can be regarded as eating serious meat once, and finally it is not only once again!
The only regret is that Ran Ningmu seemed to be a little too excited, and was moved to be grateful for An Youxi's tolerance and acceptance of herself, but she didn't let An Youxi pay a little bit, and did everything by herself, and was committed to making An Youxi feel The ultimate service that you can't even spend money on. An Youxi couldn't even touch a single hair of Ran Ningmu's tattoo, let alone the kiss he had been thinking about for a long time, let alone He has been thinking about the reciprocity for Little Lemon for a longer time.
An Youxi was both happy and bitter. Although he loved her very much, but could he be allowed to do it again? Help? Suddenly, there was a feeling that there was nowhere to use her abilities.
Thanks to his theoretical knowledge is so ~ so rich!The result is that there is no chance of practice!
What made him even more aggrieved was that because he was crying with joy, he was misunderstood by Ran Ningmu again. No matter how he explained, he was crying comfortably, not because he couldn't stand it. Ran Ningmu didn't believe it, and he didn't know what was going on in his head , firmly believed that An Youxi was obedient to herself, but she had no confidence in her own skills, so she took the initiative to apologize to An Youxi, and then ended the friendly meeting ahead of schedule, even though An Youxi was still completely Not eating enough.
If you really fulfilled the promise you made in the bar not long ago, "If you can't say it, I've noticed it, and I will never force you, don't worry." Forcibly stamping An Youxi means "can't say it".
And he noticed it, so he would never force An Youxi.
Ran Ningmu put the cleaned An Youxi into the quilt, and smiled at him gently: "Brother, don't worry, even though you don't want to talk, I understand."
An Youxi: "..."
An Youxi really wanted to spray a mouthful of old blood on Ran Ningmu's face.
You know shit, you know.
I beg you to hurry up and force me, my good brother.
It is not good for people to be established too well.
He's telling the truth, but people don't believe it!
Even because he accepted Ran Ningmu's nature too quickly, without even a trace of hesitation, it made Ran Ningmu more firm in his kindness and tolerance, and also more firm in his forcing himself.
An Youxi: Crazy.jpg
The person hugging her behind her was sleeping peacefully, An Youxi was so depressed that she couldn't sleep, she took out her phone and looked through the group messages.
His Ukrainian elective is an interesting course, and it is only a few short weeks. Calculating the time, it will almost be over when he returns to school.
The teacher of the course told them on the first day of the course that the final exam requires them to make a short video performance of five to 10 minutes. The content and form are not limited. The only requirement is that the students must use Ukrainian in full in the video. On the last day of class, students have to bring a USB flash drive to the classroom to copy their videos, and the teacher will play them in public one by one, and make corrections on the spot. This kind of public punishment makes some students who originally wanted to fish in troubled waters have to Pull up your spirits and prepare seriously.
It is still very common to record a small video as the assessment standard to end the class. If you are more stable, recite poetry in Ukrainian, or learn to sing a Ukrainian song, which are relatively simple forms.
However, An Youxi felt that this was a good opportunity for Ran Ningmu to lie down obediently, allowing him to do whatever he wanted and try his best.
If Ran Ningmu could accept it, he would directly explode the horse on the spot.
If Ran Ningmu's performance is not acceptable... Of course, the vest will still explode, but it needs to be considered again.
An Youxi secretly made up her mind, found the fairy tale "Sleeping Beauty" on her phone, and began to write the Ukrainian dialogue.
But before I wrote a few words, the director of the crew who asked him to re-dub before suddenly sent a message.
Director: Baby, the last episode of our radio drama was released last night, so the whole radio drama is completely over~ Our crew plans to hold a final FT at [-] o'clock this Saturday night, do you want to come?
An Youxi took a meal.
Ever since he was with Ran Ningmu, he hasn't cared about Two-dimensional matters for a long time, and he has long forgotten that he still has such a radio drama in his hands.
But when it comes to this radio drama, An Youxi inevitably thinks of someone...
Yuzu: Is Qingtian there?
director:! ! !Baby, you still haven't slept so late?You said Qingtian, Qingtian announced his withdrawal from the circle a few days ago, don't you know?And it seems that he was cruel, the group also quit, Weibo was also deleted, and the cute voice control was completely found out.
Director: Oh, by the way, speaking of Moe Voice Control, the official Weibo of Moe Voice Control posted an announcement a while ago, which seems to say that their investor has been replaced or something. Don’t everyone on the Internet say that Moe Voice Control is the son of a xxx video site? ?Coincidentally, xxx.com is not very safe recently, and I don't know if it has anything to do with the turmoil of Meng Voice Control
Director: Oh, it's getting too far, how can we figure out these things about capitalists, let's talk about Saturday's FT, are you coming, Yuzu?If you want to come, I will write your name in advance, and let the planner write a series of high-end appearance introductions for you!
If Qingtian wasn't there, An Youxi would actually like to participate, but he himself wasn't sure if he was free on Saturday, so he could only answer vaguely: Can I reply to you that day?
Director: Of course, it’s just an entertainment event. If you’re not sure, we’ll treat you as a surprise guest. It’s a surprise if you can come. It’s okay if you can’t. Then I won’t name you. Have you written it down?If you suddenly want to participate in the middle, just tell me, I will go to say hello to the host in advance, and help you on the mic!
An Youxi said thank you and good night, then put the screen of the phone on the bedside table, then turned to face Ran Ningmu, stared at his superior jaw line for a while, couldn't hold back and took a sip, and the money shrank into Ran Ningmu's arms Ri closed his eyes.
Looking at Wu Tianqing's matter, it was clear that Ran Ningmu was helping him vent his anger. An Youxi was not a holy father, so she didn't have sympathy for Wu Tianqing, but she was so happy.
Who told that pervert to bully him?Hmph, have you been taught a lesson by his old Gong?deserve it~
He's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world, he's always the best in the world...
An Youxi murmured in her heart about the rainbow butt ratio that was not nutritious at all, and fell asleep sweetly with the corners of her mouth curled up.
……
Because I was eager to go back and arrange a cohabitation life, this trip ended early.
After confronting their cousin afterwards, An Youxi and Ran Ningmu finally understood the reason for their loss.
Cousin An Youxi and Li Jingmo are actually at the same school, both at xxx University of Chinese Science and Technology.
At that time, Ran Ningmu asked An Youxi's cousin which school she was in to avoid falling off the horse. An Youxi saw that there was a word "科" in xxx Hua xxx University of Science and Technology, so she took it for granted that it was abbreviated as "科大". It should be "Hua Da".
And Ran Ningmu got the information of "University of Science and Technology", searched on Baidu, and found another irrelevant xxx University of Science and Technology of China. Looking at the location, it is far away from Huada University where Li Jingmo is, so don't worry about it. open it.
So, when this person speaks, he must complete what he has said, and he must bring all the subject, predicate, guest, guest, and supplement. Don’t say the abbreviation, but the full name. It’s not to leave any chance for misunderstanding. .
Of course, it is best not to wear a vest from the very beginning, to avoid overturning from the root cause, otherwise cheating on your wife will not end well.
Of course, the same is true for deceiving Lao Gong.
It's not that it is not reported, the time has not come.
……
The first thing after returning to school is to move out of the dormitory.
An Youxi didn't have many things, but there were a lot of shady books. Before moving, he specially bought a big cardboard box to seal the books, and watched Ran Ningmu help him transport them away, and then put them in the storage room .
He believed that Ran Ningmu wouldn't look at his things last time without his permission, but these things are not old-fashioned, and it's better not to put them outside to show his presence until he completely explodes.
It only took half a day for the two of them to pack up all their things.
Although no one lives in this house, a special person will come to clean it every week, and they can move in at any time, which is convenient for them to make a decision on the spot this time.
An Youxi was already very concerned about how rich Ran Ningmu was. After all, he was now the mother of two children worth 5000 million and 500 million, so he could no longer be as ignorant and fussy as before.
During the meal, An Youxi directly invited Ran Ningmu to record his class-ending video with him. Ran Ningmu naturally readily agreed, but when he heard that only himself and An Youxi were participating in the performance, he was still curious and asked more questions. He said, "Is it not enough if there are only two people? How about calling you, my roommate, and Xia Qianqian?"
An Youxi's eyes flickered slightly: "No, there are quite a few lines, two people are enough, and if we want to call them, we have to teach them to memorize Ukrainian sentence by sentence, it's a waste of time, It’s better just the two of us.” If there are other people present, how can he and his old Gong achieve great harmony in life?
After hearing this, Ran Ningmu also felt that it was really troublesome. It would be better for him and his wife to live in a two-person world. Maybe there would be a chance to molested her or something.
After the meal, the two of them went to the supermarket and bought some small props.
Afterwards, An Youxi showed Ran Ningmu the Ukrainian dialogue she had written, and asked professionals to correct her grammatical mistakes, and then he accompanied herself to memorize the dialogue.
An Youxi borrowed the camera tools from Xia Qianqian, from the camera to the tripod to the radio equipment, and An Youxi directed Ran Ningmu to carry them around the whole house.
The first location is the bathroom.
Queen An Youxi, the cosplay queen, was sitting in the bathtub with a towel in her hand, pretending to be taking a bath, and said in a Ukrainian voice: "I have been married to His Royal Highness for so many years, and I have never had a child. Ah, how could this happen? What? Great God, if you hear my heart, please grant me a child with His Highness the King!"
The frog of Ran Ningmu's cosplay jumped out from behind the camera, squatted in front of An Youxi's bathtub, croaked twice to identify himself, then knelt down on one knee, held An Youxi's hand, and looked up at An Youxi Xi's eyes, and with his low and moving voice, he said tenderly: "My beautiful queen, your voice has been heard by God, the great and merciful God has decided to grant your wish, and soon you will have a Beautiful and lovely girl."
An Youxi looked at the frog who was kneeling in front of her like a prince charming, hesitated to speak for a while, but still couldn't hold back and said, "Although my Ukrainian is not very good, did you bring something private? "For example, there seems to be something weird about the words "Her Royal Highness the Queen"? "And when I hear your tone, there is always an illusion that I am having a baby with you."
Ran Ningmu thought for a second, then pulled An Youxi up with her fingers clasped tightly, and said with a doting smile, "If my brother wants a child, I will work harder."
An Youxi stood firm in his arms: "? I suddenly realized that since you exposed your true nature, you seem to have become more and more presumptuous?"
Ran Ningmu kissed his lips smoothly: "It's nothing, let's go to the next place."
The second location is the bedroom.
An Youxi was lying on the bed covered with a quilt, and a doll cos was stuffed in the quilt to be pregnant.
Ran Ningmu's cosplay maid, lifted the quilt to look at An Youxi's open legs. "Strong! Hard, Your Majesty the Queen! The baby is about to be born!"
An Youxi frowned on the bed and yelled.
"Hold on baby! I can see the baby's head! Push harder baby! Our baby is coming soon!"
?What does this line mean?I'm sure I didn't put that sentence in?
Although An Youxi was a little puzzled, his good professionalism enabled him to continue the performance well.
He continued to hum a few times, and Ran Ningmu took out a cub from his stomach.
Ran Ningmu wrapped Cupid with the towel that An Youxi took a bath in the bathtub just now, and then secretly stuffed Yuelao in his pocket together, and said excitedly: "My beautiful queen, you are amazing! She actually gave birth to a pair of twins in one breath!"
"What?" An Youxi heard that the quantifier used by Ran Ningmu was an even number, so she impromptuly uttered a sentence in Ukrainian, and sat up in shock as she was dying.Didn't I just have a cub in my stomach?
Ran Ningmu showed the two children in her arms to An Youxi, and looked down at Yue Lao's kind face and Cupid's curled little wings, and said with emotion: "They are really a pair of gods and angels!"
An Youxi: "..." Help!What the hell am I talking about?I don't understand!I just want to ask if there is still a way to save the plot now?
Ran Ningmu's expression suddenly changed, and he knelt down in front of An Youxi's bed with a plop, hugged An Youxi's stomach, and said in tears: "I'm sorry, my beautiful Queen, I'm useless, I let you get pregnant A stillborn baby!" As he spoke, he took out the Yuelao from the towel and stuffed it back into his pocket, then gently put the only Cupid into An Youxi's arms, and An Youxi looked crazy at her. Under her gaze, she bent down and kissed An Youxi's forehead, and said with grief: "My beautiful Queen, from today onwards, she will be our only child."
An Youxi: "..." It seems that the plot should be brought back, so let's leave it at that.
In the subsequent performances, Ran Ningmu took advantage of An Youxi's incomprehension, all kinds of crazy and private goods, and froze to interpret a good fairy tale into a cp mess.
An Youxi was speechless and funny, with Ran Ningmu's beaming face, even if she didn't understand, she could still guess it, okay?
If he knew that Ran Ningmu couldn't intentionally destroy his end-of-class homework, then let him play.
The story behind it is well known.
At the banquet, the evil witch who was not invited to the banquet cursed the princess to fall to the ground and died when she was 15 years old when her finger was stabbed by a spindle. The last kind witch blessed the princess and did not die directly, but fell into a deep sleep.
In order to save his daughter from misfortune, the king ordered all the spindles in the country to be burned. However, when the princess was 15 years old, her finger was pierced by the spindle and she fell into a deep sleep.
This time it was Ran Ningmu who played the princess, and An Youxi only cosplayed the old lady who caused the princess to poke her finger in the middle.
The reason given by An Youxi is that the role of the princess is too small, and she has been sleeping since she was poked by the spindle. On the contrary, the prince behind him still has a big part in the role. suspicion.
Ran Ningmu felt that it made sense, so she happily lay down on the bed.
Of course, even if it doesn't make sense, Ran Ningmu will unconditionally obey An Youxi's request.
An Youxi read a background narration, and the cos prince came to the princess' room through all obstacles.
When he stood by the bed and looked down at the Sleeping Beauty sleeping peacefully with closed eyes on the snow-white sheets, the little vampire in his heart was drooling and rubbing his little hands together.
finally!He finally waited for this moment!
He wants to do whatever he wants with Lao Gong!
Logically speaking, when the plot progresses to this point, An Youxi should lean over and give Ran Ningmu a kiss, then Ran Ningmu can wake up smoothly, and the two hug and hold each other high. From then on, the prince and princess lived happily together Together.
However, Ran Ningmu lay there for a long time, and before An Youxi leaned over to kiss him, she couldn't help but frowned, and wanted to open her eyes to see the situation, but before he could move, she suddenly felt a slight coolness on her lips finger, and then An Youxi's cold voice exhaled softly in her ears: "Shhh—Sleeping Beauty is not allowed to open her eyes without the kiss of His Royal Highness."
Ran Ningmu's breathing was slightly stagnant.
This voice... is the voice he can often hear in his wife's radio drama.
It's cold, but attractive, like a cat's tail sweeping over your heart, and when you can't help but want to reach out to grab it, it slyly slips through your fingers, making a fuss. Make your heart itch.
What is his wife trying to do?
To be more precise... What is his wife planning to do to him?
Ran Ningmu faintly sensed something, but she wasn't too sure.
Just when he was in a state of confusion, there was a sound of the button of the leather belt being unbuttoned, and then he felt a chill on his skin.
It's his belt.
His belt was undone by his wife.
And behind the belt, the hem of his shirt was also lifted.
A cool touch fell on his tattoo, and he could almost imagine how those slender fingers slid across the weird lines, like a train running on the track, his brain Then there was the sound of the wheels rubbing against the rails, and clusters of jumping flames exploded on his nerves.
Until the soft things fell, An Youxi's indistinct voice sounded not far away.
"Today...let me make a cup of honey lemon tea for you. You just need to feel it carefully and with your heart."
The train derails.
Ran Ningmu's thoughts collapsed.
……
Today's honey lemon pomelo is a bit thicker, probably because today's fruit tea has added a new friend, that is, navel orange.
An Youxi finally got her wish.
He finally managed to reciprocate his old Gong's little lemon!Super Plus enjoy!
And he made Ran Ningmu not move, Ran Ningmu really lay down obediently the whole time cos Sleeping Beauty, and let An Youxi do all kinds of "hands up and down", "use both hands and mouth", "both mouths together"...
It wasn't until An Youxi "mouthed" a juicy navel orange for Ran Ningmu that she finally kissed Ran Ningmu kindly.
However, he didn't kiss well, instead, he set his sights on Xiaoliwo, whom he had coveted for a long time.
His mouth is O-shaped like a seal, covering Ran Ningmu's small prickly dimple, and then sticks out his tongue. His head circles around the prickly dimple, and he sticks into the hole of the prickly dimple to lick, and finally sucks Ran Ningmu's face, hard Pulling it out, Ran Ningmu's beautiful face was stretched out into a long strip like gummy candy.
Ran Ningmu thinks that even if Sleeping Beauty herself was fed a navel orange alive first, and then her face was slapped like this, she should wake up.
The beauty is just asleep, not dead!
So Sleeping Beauty opened her eyes, rose up, turned over and sang.
……
……
Stir fry.
……
……
The pear vortex is so sweet.
Grapefruit will also eat pear dimples in the future.
Navel oranges are also super sweet.
Grapefruit will also eat navel oranges in the future.
An Youxi held her eyelids firmly, pointed at the camera that was still in operation with the last bit of strength, reminded Ran Ningmu to save electricity, and finally fell asleep uncontrollably.
After Ran Ningmu cleaned the two of them, she lay on the bed and doubted life.
What did he go through just now?What did he do to his wife?
should say……
What did his wife do to him?
No, no, this is not right, how could his wife treat him like this?
His wife is obviously... she is such a pure and shy little fairy.
Is there some bad guy who spoiled his wife?
No, probably not, his wife had just parted with him and his cousin, and had stayed with him inseparably before and after.
And when he was with him, he didn't even play with his mobile phone very much. It was impossible for a bad person to spoil his wife under his nose.
That is……
Did his wife secretly imitate it?
Did his wife secretly watch something bad?
But his wife is so innocent and so shy, why would he peek at those bad things?
Ran Ningmu just opened his eyes and kept thinking, thinking, from the prehistoric universe to the opening of the sky, from the shifting stars to the vicissitudes of the sea, from the stars to the white belly.
The person in the arms suddenly groaned twice, and a white jade-like arm protruded from the quilt. The marks on it were shocking, from the shoulder to the wrist, there was almost no intact skin.
This was Ran Ningmu's punishment for An Youxi just taking advantage of him being under the witch's spell to lick his little lemon and little dimple.
It's just an arm, and it's hard to imagine what kind of terrifying scene it is under the quilt.
Normally, it should be unbearable to look directly at.
But a sand-carved dog like Ran Ningmu naturally wanted to lift his wife's quilt to have a look.
So he opened it.
Take a look.
Then let it go silently.
Ran Ningmu, this is a big attack who just fired up his wife a few hours ago.
at this moment.
suddenly.
cowardly.
No!Who is he, Ran Ningmu?He is the king of motorcycles!How could he be cowardly? !
He was just, just a little bit guilty...
Because he suddenly understood what his wife's actions far beyond his understanding were for.Besides for him, a dog man, who else could it be for?
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ofs.He is simply not human!
He is ashamed to see his wife!
Anyway!He, he, he, he has to go to morning self-study first!Otherwise, the counselor will call the roll call!
However, as a 24-hour filial piety veteran, even if you run (cross out) back to school for morning self-study, you have to help your wife get everything ready before leaving.
So Ran Ningmu got up at four o'clock in the morning, washed himself first, and washed the bed sheets that he changed last night, then changed his clothes and went downstairs to buy breakfast for him and his wife, and put his wife's share in the pot. Well, eat your own.
Then I helped my wife boil the water, went to the bathroom and helped my wife squeeze out the toothpaste, filled the cup with water, and placed all the towels and combs.
At this time, the sheets in the washing machine happened to be finished, so he took them out to dry, then went back to the bedroom, gently took out all the clothes his wife was going to wear today and arranged them next to the pillow, and wrote a warm reminder to put on clothes.
Finally, he touched his wife's face, and kissed his wife's eyebrows, nose, and lips.
After doing all of this, Ran Ningmu finally turned around three times at a time, and left his wife with visible reluctance to go to morning self-study.
……
After An Youxi woke up, she was really confused by the feeling of sore back, back pain and leg cramps in her body, and it took a while to remember that yesterday, his old Gong seemed to be stimulated a little bit by herself.
But this is just a trivial matter for him, he can fight another 300 rounds!
He was very satisfied with his old Gong's performance last night, he finally looked like a little wolf dog!
The only downside is that the number of times is a bit small.
But that's okay, there's still room for improvement!The future is promising!
An Youxi sat up from the bed, and when she turned her head, she found that her clothes were well folded next to the pillow, and there was a note on it.
He picked up the note with a dazed expression, got off the bed tremblingly, followed the instructions in the note, went to the bathroom to wash, went to the kitchen to have breakfast, and finally returned to the bedroom to change his clothes. The sheets had been aired shortly.
And the instructions on the note ended here, with a small red heart drawn at the end, and "My Wife, I Love You" written in large characters beside it.
what the hell……
An Youxi threw herself into the quilt, and took a deep breath of the woody air from his old attack.
Is this man really a little wolf dog, not a super warm golden retriever?
How can it be so warm!
ah ah ah ~
And judging by Ran Ningmu's performance, it should be regarded as accepting his temptation, right?Then can he explode the horse directly?
An Youxi blushed several times, got up and tidied the quilt, and immediately decided to go to school and explain everything to Ran Ningmu.
However, when An Youxi saw Ran Ningmu again, she suddenly found that things were different from what he had imagined... It seemed a little different?
Why did Ran Ningmu look at her evasively, with a guilty conscience?
Why does he always look like he has been prostituted by himself?Well, although yesterday's scene really looked like he went whoring...
Why does he want to get in touch with Lao Gong again at night, Lao Gong will stuff him back into the quilt with a sad face, and tell him to take a good rest and not force him, and look at him with very complicated and painful eyes, A look of "he has paid too much for this family"? ? ?
An Youxi didn't understand.
An Youxi didn't understand.
Old Gong, you are a little wolf dog!
You stand up!
Isn't it because he didn't control himself and accidentally fired up his wife again?
Should the next thing you do be feel guilty?
What you should do is to stir-fry your wife over and over again!
Wow, to be honest, sometimes An Youxi really loves and hates Ran Ningmu deeply. When she loves, she can be drowned by Ran Ningmu's sweet little tricks to the heart, and when she hates, she can be caught by Ran Ningmu's straight mind that he is not a straight man better than a straight man. Angry to death!
He's not that good at acting, is he?How thick is Ran Ningmu's filter for himself, so that he can still firmly believe that he is a pure and charming little white rabbit under his obvious temptation?
An Youxi is so angry, he doesn't know how Ran Ningmu's brain is too long to turn around.
He didn't believe it anymore, didn't he just want to test others, how could it be so difficult?
It must be that he didn't try hard enough!
An Youxi gritted her teeth secretly, and downloaded a full 10G of material on the computer in one breath. There are texts, pictures, and videos. The types are rich and complete. The theme of the file is "Teaching you from clothing to From makeup to facial expressions to language to gestures, seduce your husband, seduce your husband, make your husband want to stop you, can't live without you, can't want to die, can't stir fry olive copper wire tea bags social security, you can't wait to die under your peony flower Death"……
It just so happens that the 30G seeds in his cloud disk have been seen almost, and it's time to add some new tricks.
Although, this theme is really terrifying and violent...
An Youxi didn't realize that the way she was fighting Ran Ningmu to the death, she was actually quite out of her wits.
He obviously took off his clothes in front of Ran Ningmu. The matter that can be solved by just twisting it a few more times has to go around such a big circle, isn't it an axis?
There were too many things to download, and they couldn't be downloaded in a short time, so An Youxi turned on the computer and let the cloud disk load slowly by itself, and then he went straight to sleep.
……
The first period of the next morning is the last closing lesson of Ukrainian.
The messy "Sleeping Beauty" that came out that day has been edited by An Youxi, and it has been made into a complete 10-minute video, with bgm added in appropriate places. The production is not unsophisticated.
Of course, he and Ran Ningmu re-recorded the part where the prince kissed the princess awake the next day.
If they accidentally posted the process of Ran Ningmu firing him, then the two of them could consider buying a ticket overnight and fleeing the earth.
Ran Ningmu had no class today, so he stayed at home and read the latest financial reports.
An Youxi took the USB flash drive to the classroom, and when she was about to copy it to the computer in front of the podium, she realized that she had forgotten to copy the video from her laptop to the USB flash drive.
It's definitely too late to go back and forth now, so An Youxi had no choice but to call and ask Ran Ningmu to help him copy the video from the notebook into a USB flash drive, and then help him bring it to the classroom.
After hearing Ran Ningmu's answer, An Youxi hung up the phone with confidence.
Two seconds later, he stood up jerkily, and there was a loud bang in his mind like a star exploding, his eyes suddenly went blank, his body swayed weakly, and he was about to faint.
his computer...
Did you forget to turn it off last night?
Although it was true that he planned to explode in front of his old Gong, he did not intend to die in front of his old Gong!
Taking the initiative to explode your horse is completely different from being discovered by others and ripping off your vest!
……
Meanwhile, off-campus.
Ran Ningmu took her USB flash drive and found An Youxi's laptop in the study.
"Huh? Why is it open?"
Ran Ningmu moved the mouse habitually, and the computer screen lit up, and suddenly there was a soft "ding" sound in the next second, and the words that something had been downloaded were displayed on the computer screen.
He originally wanted to turn off the prompt, but he didn't think about it. Muscle memory made him choose the "open file" command naturally.
Ran Ningmu's heart skipped a beat, he didn't want to pry into his wife's privacy, so he quickly clicked to close.
However, the loading speed of the cloud disk was much faster than his hand speed. Before he could move the mouse to the little fork, the name of the successfully loaded file was forcibly reflected in his eyes in an unstoppable manner.
"Teach you step by step from clothing to makeup to expression to language to action tricks. Pull your husband to hook and lead your husband to make your husband want to stop you. You can't live without wanting to die. You can't stir fry olive copper wire tea bags social security. You can't wait to die in your peony flower. From now on, I will be fine. Everyone will die..."
Ran Ningmu: Pupil earthquake.jpg! ! !
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