I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

What is there to say?

Although he drinks, fights, gets his head permed, has tattoos, goes shopping, and rides a motorcycle, I know he's a little milk dog... shit.

Time seemed to stand still at this embarrassing moment.

An Youxi looked up at her old Gong who had stiffened into a sculpture on the stage, and suddenly understood what the group of motorcycle brothers had described to Ran Ningmu.

——Lead the yellow on the left, Qing Cang on the right.

It shows that he is always bold and reckless, with a powerful aura, and he can even tame the rebellious goshawk.Of course taming a goshawk is just a metaphor, but it is not difficult to see that this is to emphasize Ran Ningmu's wildness.

——One child with one bite, one Wu Tianqing with one foot.

It shows that Lao Gong is usually quite scary, with a hot temper, high force value, and can fight. He looks like a little devil and a little monster.

— make sure nothing comes your way that doesn't have eyes.

It shows that he is always self-contained, likes to provoke others, and does not obey the rules and disciplines. Instead, he is keen to challenge the discipline and break the rules. He has the qualifications to become an extrajudicial fanatic.

In fact, thinking back carefully, Lao Gong had already demonstrated the above characteristics to the fullest during the days when he was in a relationship with him.

This boldness can be seen from his love of riding a motorcycle and driving a sports car.

The fact that he will fight when he has a bad temper can be seen from the fact that when he met Wu Tianqing for the first time, he threw people away and wanted to continue to rush up and beat them up.

Like to provoke people and don't like to abide by the rules and disciplines, you can see it from rushing up to battle with people when the president of the skateboarding club is performing alone, and running into the library where pets are not allowed with a dog and his wife.

An Youxi suddenly froze.

Ran Ningmu seems to have always been an image of a rebellious little wolf dog?

So why on earth did he firmly believe that he was a soft, cute and coquettish little milk dog?

Is it just because he has milk, loves to laugh, has canine teeth and dimples?

But, is Ran Ningmu really soft and cute in front of him, and also really loves to act like a baby?

At this moment, An Youxi's brain seemed to be enlightened, because he suddenly realized that his preconceived thinking had fallen into a misunderstanding.

He self-assessed the character of his little milk dog through Ran Ningmu's cute appearance, but he forgot that since he could hide his true nature in front of Ran Ningmu, Ran Ningmu could of course also hide his true nature in front of him.

But An Youxi didn't feel the anger or sadness of being cheated, she was just a little dazed, she didn't know why Ran Ningmu did this, she was so stupid, so embarrassing and shameful, besides that, she was more interested in Ran Ningmu Distressed.

Has Ran Ningmu deliberately suppressed herself in front of him all this time?

Wouldn't that be a lot of pressure?

Is he not as happy as he is with himself?

Before An Youxi could figure out why, she suddenly felt her ankle being held by something slippery and greasy, and she backed away with a cry of fright.

The drunk man sniffed his palm, stretched out his arm with a lewd smile and wanted to chase after him, but this time before he could touch a single hair of An Youxi, he was kicked out by a strong force, and smashed again. A table with wine was poured, and this time it was obviously smashed harder. The wine glass was completely broken on top of his head, the skin on his forehead was cut, and the red blood mixed with the wine snaked down and flowed into the eyeballs, which hurt The man covered his eyes and screamed.

"Fuck. Your mother dares to touch my wife. Believe it or not, I'll cut off a few handfuls of yours to make wine for you?!" Ran Ningmu waved his fist and wanted to touch it up a few times.

"Ran Ningmu!" An Youxi hugged Ran Ningmu's waist from behind him.

Ran Ningmu's body froze suddenly.

An Youxi buried her face in the back of his neck: "Mumu, don't go..."

Ran Ningmu turned around suddenly, and knelt down in front of An Youxi with a plop.

"What are you doing all of a sudden?!" An Youxi was really frightened at this time, she quickly looked around, and quickly followed and knelt down in front of Ran Ningmu, touching his face, but in the end she touched tears with one hand.

"Mumu, why do you...?"

"Brother..." Ran Ningmu buried his head and burst into tears, not daring to touch his brother for fear of being rejected, so he only dared to gently hook An Youxi's little finger on the ground with one finger, begging with sobs, " Brother, don't break up with me, please..."

Ran Ningmu completely forgot that there are countless relatives, friends and people watching the melon-eating crowd around him. No matter how he gets emotional, he can't stop him. He is full of grief, panic, and helplessness that his wife is about to disappear, and that he is about to be abandoned by his wife. I only know that I have to grab my wife and beg her, for fear that if I move slowly, my wife will fly away from my eyes.

With his current poor whimpering appearance like an abandoned puppy, there is no trace of his arrogance when he beat someone just now.

A fool exclaimed: "Fuck, is this a TV show? Am I going to be on TV? Help me see how beautiful I am? Am I beautiful?"

While Li Jingmo hurriedly ordered someone to take the drunk man to the hospital, he couldn't stop looking at Ran Ningmu with gossip and shocked eyes.What is his brother doing?Why does he feel like he missed a hundred episodes?

The cousin finally recovered her IQ from the frantic state, and she was stupefied in capital letters: "What? This is my brother's old Gong? This is my brother's little milk dog?!" Grass, then I Those words just said are too embarrassing!

The band members looked at each other and played "If Love Has God's Will" silently. The band's lead singer's low and sad voice slowly flowed out. It was still the version of the music poet Mr. Li. A bgm was played for them on the spot.

An Youxi was belched by these sand sculptures, and the emotions that had been brewing almost stopped. He touched Ran Ningmu's face distressedly, and wiped his tears with the back of his hand: "Why did you suddenly say something like this again? Last time I didn't Did I tell you that I won't break up? Stop thinking about it, come on, let's get up before talking, it's so cold on the ground, look, you are like me, your knees are exposed." An Youxi pointed Pointing to Ran Ningmu's ripped pants, then pointing to his shorts above his knees: "If you don't want to get up, I'll just kneel here with you all the time, okay?"

Ran Ningmu herself is not afraid of embarrassment, but An Youxi is thinking about Ran Ningmu's image, and tries to cover the small half of Ran Ningmu's exposed face with her hands.

Sure enough, when Ran Ningmu heard that An Youxi's knees would catch cold, she immediately pulled An Youxi to stand up.

An Youxi's heart was so soft that she pulled Ran Ningmu away from the crowd, found a quiet place and sat down with Ran Ningmu. She didn't rush to ask, but held Ran Ningmu's face first.

"Let me see, is there any tears on my big dog's face?" An Youxi took off the mask on Ran Ningmu's face at this moment, and after seeing the state of Ran Ningmu's face clearly, she let out a soft puff, " Sure enough, it took flowers, look, the eyes are swollen, does it hurt?"

As he spoke, he took the toilet paper on the table and helped Ran Ningmu wipe off the dirt on his face little by little.

Ran Ningmu didn't know if his eyes hurt, but he definitely felt his heart hurt.

The kind seemed to be soaked in lemonade, it was sour and numb, and it was very swollen, as if it had been pierced with countless small holes, and it was bubbling.

The light in the bar is not good, An Youxi is very close to Ran Ningmu, her shoulders are against Ran Ningmu's chest, her face is still flushed with alcohol, she looks at Ran Ningmu with focused and gentle eyes, and finally kisses on Ran Ningmu's swollen eyelids , stroking his hair.

Ran Ningmu's eyes became hot, and as soon as he grabbed An Youxi's wrist, tears burst out again.

An Youxi anxiously covered his eyes: "Hey, why are you crying again? Men don't flick their tears easily. What if someone sees them? Are you ashamed?"

"A man doesn't cry easily, just because he is still a widow." What can cry or not, the wife is the only principle.

Ran Ningmu thought to himself, he lost all his bottoms and trousers, not only did his wife not settle the score with him, she even kissed and hugged him to comfort him, how could there be such a kind and beautiful wife in the world?

Ran Ningmu's conscience couldn't take it anymore, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and simply confessed: "I'm sorry bro, I've actually been hiding my true personality from you all this time, I'm not soft or gentle at all, I'm not kind, I'm afraid you will hate me after you know my true nature, despise me, think I'm not a good thing, and don't want to get along with me.

"I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry... I was wrong brother, I will never hide from you again, in fact, this is my last pair of underwear, I am completely naked in front of you Now, what you see now is the realest me, that is to say, if you don't like me, just tell me, I will change whatever you say, if you don't like me now, I will Everything can be changed, but...just please don't leave me..."

"Don't say such things!" An Youxi felt distressed and soft-hearted.How could he be so humble?What do you mean if he doesn't like Ran Ningmu, he can change it?Is there such a thing as falling in love?

An Youxi turned Ran Ningmu's face, made him look directly into her eyes, and said seriously: "Listen to me now, I like everything about you, no matter what your hobbies are , what is your real personality, whether you are drinking, fighting, getting tattooed, shopping or riding a motorcycle, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it..."

An Youxi said that she likes Ran Ningmu more than Ran Ningmu's sorry in one breath, gasped, and emphasized again: "I like you! An Youxi likes Ran Ningmu, Yuzu likes lemons, did you hear me? So I don't allow you to think about it anymore , Say something again that I want to break up with you, why?"

Ran Ningmu was dizzy from being hit by a series of huge likes, and nodded: "...Damn it."

"Then I want to ask you a few questions now, and you have to answer me truthfully, OK?"

"...OK."

An Youxi pursed her lips, and asked bluntly, "Did you suppress yourself on purpose all this time in front of me?"

Ran Ningmu shook his head reflexively: "No—"

An Youxi said softly, "I want to hear the truth."

Ran Ningmu: "... Well, actually there is a little bit." He stressed anxiously: "But brother, don't worry, I'm in good health and I can bear it! Once a week is quite healthy, and it's not easy to get sick when you get old. Although I'm a bit greedy, I can usually do it myself! Brother's health is more important!"

An Youxi: "...??" Is the main content of this depression what he thought?Grass, he really missed a lot!

An Youxi regretted endlessly: "Aside from this, what about other aspects? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Ran Ningmu shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I feel comfortable with you, from the hair to the toes, I feel comfortable, if I am separated from you, I will feel uncomfortable, from the hair to the toes, I feel comfortable Cheek itching, chest tightness, shortness of breath, brother, you are my Tai Chi Huoxiang Zhengqi Liquid, without you, I, Ran Ningmu, can't do it!"

"Can you still talk properly!" An Youxi patted him a little funny, pursed her lips, and glanced at him lightly, "Then, the last question, are you happy with me?"

"Happy, super happy!" Ran Ningmu squeezed An Youxi's hand tightly, "As long as I can be with you, I will be happy no matter what I do, I can't wait to be on you 24 hours a day, what is it?" Don't do it, just looking at your face all day makes me so happy!"

What kind of fairy wife is this?

My first reaction to being cheated was to worry about whether the other party would be depressed, uncomfortable, or unhappy...

It's over, and suddenly I want to cry again! qvq!

An Youxi covered his face: "Okay, I know everything, you don't need to say any more!" Ran Ningmu has eaten a few catties of honey, isn't his mouth too sweet?

"Wife," Ran Ningmu held An Youxi's two slender wrists, opened two big and bright eyes from between his fingers, blinked her eyelashes while staring at An Youxi, "kiss..."

"Kiss, kiss!" An Youxi couldn't take it anymore, and took the initiative to hug Ran Ningmu's head and give him a kiss.

He finally found out that Ran Ningmu really likes to be coquettish and cute to him, how can he be reluctant in this easy-to-handle look?

Obviously having fun with it!

only……

An Youxi suddenly felt guilty.

Ran Ningmu was so honest with him, but she concealed the truth from Ran Ningmu with sinister intentions.

Ran Ningmu was afraid that he would be hated and abandoned by him, so why wasn't he afraid of being hated by Ran Ningmu and abandoned by Ran Ningmu?

Ran Ningmu's flustered appearance just now is not a reflection of himself.

Is it time for him to confess everything to Ran Ningmu?

……

While An Youxi and Ran Ningmu were confiding in each other, Li Jingmo was checking the mobile phones of everyone at the scene one by one, asking them not to spread the photos or videos just now.

Most people are still very talkative, and deleted the photos and videos they took on the spot, and all the recent deletions and backups of the album were also cleared. A small number of people who wanted to play tricks faced Li Jingmo's legal threats and finally had to compromise.

For the honor of his brother, he paid too much.

The band on the stage has already sung "If Love Has God's Will", "When You Are Old" and "Follow You to the End of the World" one by one. Each one is heartwarming and tear-jerking. The voice is moving, the melody is beautiful, and the emotion is deep. The audience at the scene cried.

Crying while listening to it, and staring at the corner of An Youxi's side, it's really like watching a TV series.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

"Although I can't quite understand what happened, and I can't hear what they are saying at all, but I am very moved!"

"Tonight's trip is really worth it. Doesn't this look better than the current puppet and ugly boy? Modo Modo!"

……

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu kissed for a while, then slowly separated, staring at each other's face, and then laughed tacitly, it was the kind that can only be seen between young couples who are in love, they have a good heart, but there is no reason An unintentional smile, maybe an unintentional stare at each other, or just because I saw someone I like, I suddenly laughed.

An Youxi hugged Ran Ningmu's head and rubbed it: "From now on, don't suppress yourself in front of me, do whatever you want, as long as you give it to me, I like it, don't have any worries."

Ran Ningmu's eyes lit up: "Then I think once a day, maybe two hours once a day?"

? ! ? !Isn't this the sex and happiness life he has always dreamed of!An Youxi wished she could raise her hands and feet to agree, but she could only bite her lips and nodded, "Yeah!"

Ran Ningmu frowned slightly, and gently rubbed An Youxi's clenched lips away with her thumb: "Brother, I don't want to force you."

No, no, no, I bit my lips. It was just because I was too excited. An Youxi grabbed Ran Ningmu's hand and said seriously: "I don't force it."

Ran Ningmu touched An Youxi's face with a disapproving expression: "Brother, I know you are kind, and you are willing to tolerate me no matter what I do, but just like you want me to be happy, I also want you I can get happiness from me. In fact, I have always had a house outside, but because I like the collective life in the dormitory, I have never moved out. After returning to school, if you want, we will move out together. In terms of life in the future I hope you can be more self-willed, treat me a little bit worse, and speak out boldly if you don’t want it, of course, if you don’t want to speak out, I’ve noticed it, and I will never force you, don’t worry.”

The amount of information in this passage was too much, and An Youxi almost burst into tears on the spot.

One is happy because of the real cohabitation life that is coming soon.

One was heartache because Ran Ningmu stamped her "unhappy" and "don't want" madly.

An Youxi has never wanted to tear her vest so much like now!

No, I don’t want it, I want to die, please don’t pity me, please force me, it’s best to just fuck me and die on the bed, or I’ll sit on it and beg you!

Even though there was a lot of pain in her heart, An Youxi could only smash her teeth and swallow it in her stomach, and said aggrievedly: "Yes, I know."

Damn, the matter of detonating the horse must be put on the agenda soon, but before detonating the horse, he has to test Ran Ningmu's attitude first.

An Youxi secretly planned in her heart, and she changed the topic: "Are you going to continue singing? You didn't even finish singing a song just now."

"Then do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, I'll sing it to you! Or...Brother, do you want to go up and play with me?"

"Go up together? Is it okay?"

An Youxi performed countless presentations during college, but she had never been on stage before, so she was a little curious.

But more importantly, he longed to enter Ran Ningmu's world.This stage is like Ran Ningmu's absolute domain. Before today, he had never been in contact with Ran Ningmu's side.And when he stepped onto the stage with Ran Ningmu, it was as if he had been completely accepted into Ran Ningmu's small world. He could finally stand in the same time and space as Ran Ningmu, and personally feel his madness, his emotions, and his long-standing love. and things to pursue.

Seeing that he didn't directly refuse, Ran Ningmu immediately pulled An Youxi up and went to the stage to look for his lead singer: "Yes, yes, today in this bar, I am the protagonist, and even this performance is specially held for me , I said it can be done.”

While talking, Ran Ningmu directly pulled An Youxi onto the stage, explained his purpose in a few words, then took a microphone and put it between them, while holding an electric guitar, he said proudly, "Brother, just order songs Well, what do you want to sing? Don’t be polite to us, just treat it as singing at a KTV.”

An Youxi swept across the strange and curious faces off the stage, and licked her dry lower lip: "Is "Class Historian" okay?"

Ran Ningmu was stunned for a moment: "Brother, are you sure?" It turns out his wife likes this song so much.

"Yeah, I'm sure," An Youxi leaned over and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong? Is this song not good?"

"It's not impossible..." It's just that the climax of this song is too sung, and ordinary people can't sing it all in one breath. In addition, many beats of the main theme need to be stepped into the lyrics, and singing is definitely more difficult than listening. It looks much bigger.

But when Ran Ningmu met Shang An Youxi's expectant eyes, he swallowed all the nonsense above.

"It can be done! Why can't it be done?" Ran Ningmu turned back and yelled at the band, ""ClassHistorian", can you do it, you guys?"

The band immediately cheered: "Your boy is really coquettish, okay, then this one!"

"Look, I'll tell you it can work." Ran Ningmu blinked at An Youxi smartly, grabbed the microphone stand during the band's impromptu prelude, and introduced it to the audience: "Brothers and sisters , I have a chance to get together here tonight, you are all my brothers and sisters! I’m sorry about what happened just now, I made my family laugh at it, and to express my apologies, I’ve included all the drinks tonight, the following song "ClassHistorian" is dedicated to you by me, my bandmates, and my wife, and I hope you all have fun and have fun!"

The price of this bar is not cheap. As soon as Ran Ningmu said this, the audience burst into applause. The charm of money is indeed the greatest.

The cousin in the audience suddenly spit out a mouthful of wine, wiped her mouth, and stared at her cousin on the stage in shock.

Did she hear correctly just now?His brother wants to sing? ?

It's numb, so I quickly put down all the things in my hand, so as not to fall down in a while.

……

on the stage.

Ran Ningmu whispered to An Youxi's ear amidst the cheerful drumbeat, "Now, you count the beats with me, just count to four or eight beats, and then we will sing the first line together when I say it, okay?" ?"

"Yeah!" An Youxi nodded obediently, her eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Okay—start!"

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"One, two, three, four, five—come in!"

The second after Ran Ningmu's voice fell.

An Youxi entered.

It was just a wrong shot.

Not only did I get into the wrong beat, but I also sang the wrong tune. From the beginning to the end, not a single word was stepped on the beat, and because I couldn't catch my breath, even the da da beep was intermittent.

An Youxi, he missed all the beats perfectly?How on earth is this done?

It is no exaggeration to say that when An Youxi sang, from Ran Ningmu to the band members to the cousin to the audience, the audience was in a pyramid-shaped Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory.

Except for the nice voice, everything else is just one word - collapse~~~

Fortunately, the band's business ability is strong enough, even if their lead singer collapsed like this, the music still didn't stop at all.

Fortunately, Yuzi Laogong's professional ability is also strong enough. Even though his wife collapsed into such a ghostly state, he still sang the correct songs with a strong body and mind, as if he was deaf, and he was not led astray at all.

The audience finally came back to their senses:

"Fucking awesome! None of this was taken away!"

"Hahahahaha help, what kind of magical song is this, is da da da da laying eggs?"

"Hey, hey, what a beautiful little brother, it's a pity that he has a mouth."

"It's over, it's over, is my music aesthetic completely off track? I actually think it sounds good?"

"Who will save my ears!"

Although Ran Ningmu seemed to have a plan in mind, in fact, his output depended entirely on instinct.

He had seen his wife wanting to sing this song so swearingly, and thought that his wife could do it.

In the end, his wife turned out to be a sound idiot?

How can this be?quick!Find a way!I will protect my wife's fairy image!

Seeing that this performance was about to turn into a big rollover, Ran Ningmu suddenly had an idea, and quickly said in An Youxi's ear, "Nan Bai."

An Youxi understood in seconds, obediently swallowed her beautiful and moving singing, gave up the idea of ​​finding a rhythm, and suppressed Ran Ningmu's voice, spit out a string of beautiful British English from her ruddy lips.

The auditorium was silent for two seconds, then exploded again:

"My ears are saved!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I can do it!"

"Be careful that people keep attacking you, I'm different, I can do both!"

"My music aesthetic has been broken! This time it really sounds good!"

"Ran Ningmu! Next!" Li Jingmo suddenly threw a maraca up from the stage.

Ran Ningmu stuffed the sand hammer into An Youxi's palm, and wrapped An Youxi's hand himself, raised it to the microphone and shook it rhythmically, making a soft rustling sound, at least saving An Youxi's chaotic rhythm a little bit.

Ran Ningmu's voice was deep and magnetic, while An Youxi's voice was cold and pure. One sang and the other chanted. The two shared the same microphone, looked at each other and smiled, and soon came to the chorus part again. Shi Liang committed a murder, but hummed softly with Ran Ningmu's singing. Although she was still not in tune, she couldn't help but have a good voice. Coupled with Ran Ningmu's strong singing skills, it had a unique charm.

The lights hit the faces of the two of them from the top of their heads, and the two pairs of equally bright and affectionate eyes seemed to twinkle like stars, which seemed to bring a magical chemical reaction to this strange and unique performance, making everyone who heard the music, The corners of their lips curled up involuntarily when they saw the smiles of the two.

The former lead singer of the band, now a first-line dog food player, jumped to the front with an electric guitar in his arms. While bouncing around on the stage, he raised his hands high and clapped his hands to the rhythm above his head: "Come on! Jump up! Let's doot together clatter!"

"Da~da~ beep beep beep beep beep beep... da da da da da da da..."

"Jump up! Jump up! Let me see your hands! Let me hear your singing!"

"Da~da~ beep beep beep beep beep beep... da da da da da da da..."

One sentence from the lead singer, one sentence from the audience.

The lead singer raised their hands, the audience raised their hands.

The lead singer jumped up and down on the stage, and the audience followed suit.

I have to say that the family members who came to the bar just let go, and interacted back and forth several times like this. In the blink of an eye, the scene where the group of demons were dancing wildly suddenly became a scene where a large hen lays eggs.

Although really stupid.

But... be happy!

yes!quick!happy!ah!

The audience shook their heads, swayed their hips, and sang along with a smile while laughing. Some of the more powerful people had an impromptu Bbox amidst the cheers of the crowd 666, and some of the more coquettish ones shook their heads under the amazing eyes of everyone. Picked up the electric motor buttocks, and some of the more shaky ones even clapped hands with their good friends along with the rhythm.

The bar was suddenly filled with a happy air.

The cousin was dumbfounded in the audience, and finally understood why the love stories about the two of them in the forum posts were so empty.

Nima can turn the entire adult bar into a large children's sand sculpture paradise, and these two fruits are really capable.

But Hong Kong is really cute.

The cousin looked at the two people on the stage who were holding hands, touching their heads and smiling at each other, and couldn't help but also cocked the corners of their mouths a little.

Da da.

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The essence of human beings is sand sculptures.