I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

"You don't call me that!"

An Youxi found out that Ran Ningmu not only can't punctuate sentences, but also can't speak. Can you call "wife" casually?

Although boys who are acquainted with each other will joke about each other as "husband and wife", but because of his sexuality, it is destined that this joke will not be easily taken.

Oh yes, Ran Ningmu doesn't know that he likes boys yet, even the fact that Ran Ningmu is interested in him is just his personal guess.

Thinking that Ran Ningmu might have called other boys that way before, An Youxi was so jealous that the uncle in the cafeteria dragged her to make sweet and sour pork ribs, and her original turbulent heart instantly cooled down, and she said sullenly: "Do you often joke like this? ?”

Ran Ningmu froze for a moment, realized that he had misunderstood, and quickly shook his head: "Of course not, I only called you that, really!"

After Ran Ningmu finished speaking, he came back to his senses, the senior listened to what he said, why did it sound like jealousy?

"Oh, that's it..." The corners of An Youxi's mouth twitched quickly, and she quickly picked up the teacup and took a sip, feeling ups and downs and ups and downs again, like a disco.

Hey, Ran Ningmu is the only wife!

Coincidentally, Ran Ningmu was secretly observing An Youxi's expression because of nervousness, so Ran Ningmu could see all of An Youxi's hidden emotions.

The suspicion in Ran Ningmu's heart became stronger and stronger, and his hands were shaking a little with excitement.

Grass is a plant, does he have a joke? !

……

After Wu Tianqing's episode, An Youxi's originally prepared confession lost her mind.

Fortunately, the news that "An Youxi is Ran Ningmu's child bride-in-law" seemed to have brought a very strong psychological impact on Wu Tianqing, so that Wu Tianqing was quiet during the following social time, and didn't even participate in many activities.

The only uncomfortable thing is that Wu Tianqing always likes to peek at An Youxi with weird eyes.

An Youxi was a bit dumbfounded, she was disgusted by this person online for being ugly, and in reality she was disgusted by this person for being dirty, so there was no one else.

Xia Qianqian: I'm sorry, Yuzu, I just wanted to joke about your relationship, but I didn't expect him to believe it!Not only did I believe it, but I also thought about it!I just realized it just now, I've got rid of this brain circuit, and I'm going to find him to explain it now!

An Youxi: No, thank you, it’s fine like this, once and for all

An Youxi didn't intend to explain clearly to Wu Tianqing at all, and she wasn't afraid that he would go out and talk nonsense.

Except for himself, who would believe such outrageous words, and think of such a point, isn't it because he has read too much rubbish?

I thought this was the end of the story, but a few hours later, when An Youxi was waiting for Ran Ningmu to come back from the bathroom on the balcony, Wu Tianqing blocked the entrance and couldn't get out. He was shocked to find that he had actually underestimated. Wu Tianqing's dedication to herself.

Wu Tianqing stood with his back to the light, his dark eyes were full of complex emotions such as jealousy, disgust, unwillingness, and even anger. He asked resentfully, "Senior, are you really that one?"

An Youxi: "..."

If it wasn't for her image as a fairy boy, An Youxi would really want to curse.

Isn't this man born with a stick?Otherwise, why is the brain so funny?

An Youxi couldn't hold it back anymore, she frowned and said, "Let's not talk about your identity, let's take care of me, does your boyfriend know that you are messing around outside?"

Wu Tianqing's complexion changed: "How do you know I have a boyfriend?"

An Youxi froze for a moment.

What does he mean?Didn't he tell people about his boyfriend?

Relatively speaking, it is well known that Qingtian has a boyfriend. Although Qingtian has leaked photos, it is only limited to the circle...

By the way, did he blew himself up?

After all, Wu Tianqing wasn't too stupid, and after a little thought, she found something suspicious.

When he saw An Youxi for the first time at the delivery point that day, he thought, if Yuzi looked like this, he would not choose to be with Xiao Qiao.

In fact, he got tired of eating it that day, and compared to An Youxi's stunning face, Xiao Qiao's face was really boring.

Now it seems that this An Youxi is really suspicious, if he is really Yuzu...

Wu Tianqing approached with a dark face, and the slightly higher shadow gradually engulfed An Youxi: "Who the hell are you? What do you know?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" An Youxi was a little flustered, and she raised her hand reflexively to push back.

For tonight's confession, An Youxi specially chose a short-sleeved shirt with a Cuban collar, exposing a white neck and collarbone.

The hem is tucked into the slim-fit trousers, the waistline is narrow, the raised arm is white and thin, and the raised wrist bone is like a piece of fluorescent jade.

Wu Tianqing's eyes darkened, and she reached out her hand to An Youxi in a bewitching manner.

However, just before he met An Youxi, a strong force came from his shoulder and threw him backwards.

Really fly.

An Youxi stared dumbfounded at Wu Tianqing's eyes widening in shock, and flew for a full second before hitting the wall with a bang.

"Grass, who are you? Are you sick?!" Wu Tianqing stood up like a firecracker being lit.

Ran Ningmu was like a irascible man who had witnessed his wife being missed by thieves. He raised his fist and was about to rush forward: "What's the matter? What can you do if you touch my wife and hit you? Ah?"

"Ran Ningmu!" An Youxi was about to explode, as if 100 engines were roaring in his head, and his nerves were violently pulled between "Ran Ningmu actually called my wife in front of others" and "Ran Ningmu is going to beat someone" In the end, the faltering reason judged that the latter's situation was obviously much more urgent, so he rushed up and hugged Ran Ningmu's arm tightly.

"Brother, let go, this man is perverted, and he won't know what to do if he doesn't beat him up."

An Youxi didn't expect this little puppy to be so angry, so she quickly stroked her fur: "He didn't touch me just now, so let's forget it, let's not fight, okay? Please, Mumu... "

Ran Ningmu's body froze immediately, and his eyes flicked across An Youxi's white hands holding her arms, and he was silent for a long time, then he slowly lowered his raised fist, and said to Wu Tianqing with disgust: "Listen Have you arrived? My wife told you to get out of here."

An Youxi's expression collapsed again, but she didn't refute.

Wu Tianqing was really frightened by Ran Ningmu, and felt embarrassed, but she didn't dare to have sex with Ran Ningmu directly, so she could only stare at Ran Ningmu with hatred and fear, pointed her finger at his nose, and said something like "give me "Wait" and other cruel words without nutrition, then walked away sternly.

An Youxi was originally waiting for Ran Ningmu and fell behind the others, but at this time Wu Tianqing also left, and they were the only ones left on the whole floor.

"Where did you come from? The sudden appearance startled me."

In An Youxi's eyes, Ran Ningmu was always sweet and cute, and he had never seen him so irritable before, so he couldn't help thinking, this little milk dog must have the bloodline of the polar alpha wolf, right?

So fierce, he likes/////

Ran Ningmu himself didn't expect that his wife hadn't caught up with him yet, but he had practiced first #狗鼻like [-]% 感见人把他妈妈的dangerous signal##时间迷动到妈妈面side##空间通引护妻妻妈妈在水火中# skills.

His wife is so sought-after, and she is especially easy to attract perverts!It's almost an accident if you don't watch it for a second!

Ran Ningmu thought for a while, then secretly made up her mind, gritted her teeth and hugged An Youxi: "Brother, I like you, can you be my wife?"

Ok? ? ?

An Youxi was taken aback for a moment, then ecstatically.

Grass is indeed a plant!

What did he hear?Ran Ningmu is actually confessing to herself? ?Isn't this the only scene in his dream? ? ?

I thought the road to chasing my husband would be long and difficult, but Yuelao would just fill up the progress bar for him? !

"Okay, okay~~~!" An Youxi's throat was split three times by the surprise that fell from the sky.

"..." Ran Ningmu's Tongcanlianhua, which was brewing vigorously, slowly swallowed back.

Wasn't that a little too quick a promise?Don't even think about it?The senior is like this, he has no vigilance at all!

Ran Ningmu gently pushed him away under the suspicious eyes of the person in his arms, held An Youxi's shoulders with both hands, looked into his eyes and said seriously: "Brother, I just said these words to tell you my heart, not I want to force you to make a decision now, you can go back and think about it, and tell me when you think it through..."

? ? ?What do you think?Now I am very, very special, really super clear!

I am not stupid! ! !

An Youxi was dying of anxiety. She was afraid that the duck would flap its wings and fly away by itself. She grabbed Ran Ningmu's arm and said anxiously: "Don't think about it, I am willing! I am willing to be yours...! Woo, you , your old, wife's..."

Come on, is he acting a little too urgent?Is he being immodest?

An Youxi reacted belatedly, she didn't stop her words, and almost bit off her own tongue.

How risky, he is a pure and shy little white flower character!

However, An Youxi didn't know that in Ran Ningmu's eyes, it was because she was eager to deny the other party's words that she forced herself to speak words that she was not good at.

Ran Ningmu became even more depressed immediately, this person didn't think about it at all, and even got angry!

Ran Ningmu said sullenly: "Do you know what wives have to do for each other?"

An Youxi's heart skipped a beat, and she almost had a nosebleed in an instant, she quickly lowered her head and covered her mouth and nose.

He thought to himself what did he not know?Isn't it just the things about the waste text Haitang?

In his mouth, he pretended to be pure and authentic: "What are you going to do..."

Ran Ningmu thought that he didn't understand, so he was cruel, and simply exaggerated: "You are responsible for pleasing me, you have to learn that knowledge, sleep with me every night, and you are not allowed to talk when you are tired, and you can pose as you please. What pose..."

An Youxi was stunned.

Isn't this his fantasy of a child bride?Second dream come true tonight? ? ?

It is naturally impossible for a dream to come true. The new era advocates the equality of husband and wife. Doing so is against morality. Besides, Ran Ningmu is not such a person.

Ran Ningmu said it so outrageously on purpose, mainly to warn An Youxi, after all, there are still many machismos in the world.

While talking, Ran Ningmu couldn't help fantasizing in his mind...

No, no, my wife is so pure, he can't be so dirty, it will scare people away.

Ran Ningmu forcibly stopped the car with more and more colorful thoughts, but she didn't know that An Youxi's mind had already been racing hundreds of miles away on the road of disharmony.

After finishing speaking, Ran Ningmu pretended to look at An Youxi deeply, worried that An Youxi still didn't understand, and also afraid that he would be really scared.

"I would."

Ran Ningmu was taken aback.

An Youxi covered her face with the back of her hands, her neck and ears were completely red, and even her fingertips were slightly pink, she said in a low voice, "I've said it all, I'm willing to be your wife, as for what you said These, if it is you, I think, it is not impossible for me..."

God knows how hard it was for him to hold back such euphemistic words, instead of jumping directly on Ran Ningmu with his legs between his waist and his hands around his neck and saying "let's go back and try now".

This is great, after finally stopping the car, the head of the car suddenly flew out of the accelerator completely uncontrollably, and even frantically flicked, drifted and overtook the car in a corner, hundreds of miles away, and had a rendezvous with An Youxi The butt-style rear-end collision caused sparks and lightning all the way.

suffered.

Ran Ningmu thought to herself.

My wife is too well-behaved, what should I do if I want to take her home to warm the bed now?

Can I apply for not being a human being?

The author has something to say:

If you take your wife home now to warm the bed, you will find that your wife is actually more pornographic than you.

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